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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby grimlock72 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:46 am

Contrary to about everyone else I don't mind Tara's dad too much. Given that Willow and Tara want to live together that screening would have come anyway. Might as well get it over with, we all know how well Tara handles such inevitable things :lol.

Darla deciding anything on this world now THAT is scary. She needs the functioning braincell to breath, so how can she decide stuff?? :crazy

I like the Willow Search For Tara and generally Willow brushing up on her knowledge of Death Bringers. They might call themselves Harvesters these days but I think Death Bringer is much more accurate. Speaking of which, Faith got lucky with that assignment indeed. Let's see what happens when a five year old girl makes the list :cry.

I wonder if Willow will figure out on her own just who motivated Amy to return her teddybear and money. Can't be that difficult knowing what she knows now, lord knows Tara was sufficiently motivated :lol.

As usual I like all the humour in your fic, very refreshing. Willow playing frogger will probably stick with me for some time. Taking out the trash, heh.

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby The person she loves » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:44 pm

wonderful as always i love the whole Dawn staying with Willow and Tara thing and she calls out to them its ok if they have sex and when willow and Tara flying through buffys door with a fire extinguisher, priceless, and the buffy licking willow in bed thing craked me up for the longest time. and i love the american pie conversation. THe whole willow and tara trying to have sex thing was really funny! well it was extremly awsome and i hope you update soon!!!!! :smash
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Pinocchio1940 » Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:04 pm

I'm enjoying this story so far. I like Tara better as a reaper, I always thought the true symbol of death was creul and evil, with a sinster cackle...

Anyway, good story. Hope to read more soon



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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Useful_Oxymoron » Sat May 06, 2006 10:09 am

Apologies to you all for the late update. It hopefully won't happen again.

Willowlover - Glad to hear you enjoyed! Republic Commando is one of my favorite games, by extension it's one of Willow's. ;) And Buffy, well, she had a dark streak. :)

Erin - I certainly hope so. ;)

Paul - Well, I read plenty of stories at my work... that is until they blocked the Kittenboard (grumble). I'm starting a new job soon, and hopefully they aren't as fascist about net access.

Oh, yes, Tara-time is very important to Willow. :wtkiss And about the silly uber, well, yeah, it happens. And that's partly why the next update is so late. :)

Well, yeah, they could have teleported, but they didn't for two good reasons : A) Buffy's mom and Dawn dont know about Reapers and B) I didn't think of them teleporting in until you mentioned it in your feedback. :D

Just be careful with the Eye of Argon. You'll never be the same after having read it.

Actually, Tara's dad is innocent in this matter, but nobody could know that, of course. Though now the other guilty party needs to get his come-uppance. :kdevil Update in a few seconds!

Anne - Lofts are gorgeous, and I'd love to have one... but, like you said, no door is a problem when guests are around. Dawn's writing is also definitely going places. ;) Tara, like a lot of Reapers, takes the rules with a grain of salt. Sadly, that's going to come back to her now. :(

Viximon - I've noticed somtimes posts can fail on the board. Don't rightly know why, though. Faith and Buffy complement each other well, just like Willow and Tara do. Just in different ways.

I'm sure Tara and Willow cleaned the closet plenty of times.:D Dawn's budding writing career is also going swell for her. :)

Update in a few seconds. Sorry about the delay.

Boadecia - Actually, Darla is on Tara's side. ;)

Thianne - A git he is, but not guilty in this case.

Caz - You're blaming the wrong guy. ;) Update in a few seconds.

WillowRules - Yeah, you're right, it's sick and perverse, but from the Reaper standpoint, it's a big issue. On the one hand, there's the freedom of the individual, on the other hand, they need to protect their anonymity or they won't be able to operate and people's souls will never reach the afterlife.

Willowcles and Xara was fun to come up with, and there'll be more 'roleplaying' in the future, I think.

LOL! An eye of argon reading is one of the most fun things that can happen to you. Get your weirdest friends together, get a little tipsy and start reading aloud. Trust me, it's so much fun.

Grayson - Hey, welcome to the party. Hope you enjoy your stay! Willow and Tara are coping, but secret identity... I don't know how those super heroes manage it, to be honest. Dawn's fanfic career has become a bit of a running gag that I always enjoy upon expanding. Willow's relationship to her father was a nice thing to do, I think, and that's definitely a storyline I'll be exploring more thoroughly.

I haven't read Piers Anthony, but I'll definitely keep it in mind. Thanks for the tip.

Willowbaby05 - Heya! Welcome to the party. I'll have an update ready for posting in a few seconds. :)

Chris - Another Eye of Argon fan! Nice! Ever had a reading?

This was a really fun chapter - though the sting in the tail, of Willow needing to face the music, Reaperwise, is worrying, depending on whether or not her investigation leads to anyone noticing that she was meant to be harvested a while back. If not, I can imagine it might go smoothly - given what Willow's managed to work out, the Reaper bureaucracy may as well clear her, and keep her where they can keep an eye on her, rather than potentially muck things up by upsetting her.


Well, I'd be giving too much away by answering that at the moment, but suffice it to say that the phrase 'yes and no' applies here.

And YES! Somebody caught the Jack Pack reference! You're completely correct, sir. :)

I know what you mean about Dawn. I like Dawn and I try to make her significantly less whiney in my story, yet still having her keep a brat-factor, because that's what makes her so much fun. Dawn's also quite streetwise, so to speak and knows more than the 'adults' think.

Faith-the-dog? Hm, why do I imagine Buffy getting a black shaggy-haired snippy Poodle called Faith just to annoy her girlfriend? :)

Speaking of Faith, I really liked the scene with her and Buffy in the middle of the chapter - about how soft and vulnerable she is, and that Buffy sees that (though I guess Tara may suspect). All that and sexy bikinis - no wonder Buffy's smitten


Glad you noticed that. My Faith certainly has a soft and insecure side. Oh, Tara knows that's there. Buffy knows what lies underneath Faith's tough and flippant exterior and loves Faith even more for it.

Taralicious - I'm sure Willow wouldn't see herself a slave to the computer. But then again, most slaves to the computer wouldn't admit to that anyway. Gamers and programmers live on a diet of crisps and sugary drinks. Believe me, as a gamer, I know. The image of Faith in a skimpy bikini's not only making your heart skip a beat, that's for sure. :blush

Dawn knows more than the adults think. In general kids tend to know more than adults think as well. And Dawn a rainbow party gal? Uh, no. :pride -;)

I wasn't aware Gor novels had any literary prestige. :kdevil But they don't need that to still be a good read and so is the Eye of Argon, when you think about it, just in a different way.

Willow and Tara hunting for the guilty party of their current troubles is a very fun image and one I might use in a future part. But the guilty party isn't Tara's dad, in this case. Someone else who's even more deserving of a knock on the head.

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Contrary to about everyone else I don't mind Tara's dad too much. Given that Willow and Tara want to live together that screening would have come anyway. Might as well get it over with, we all know how well Tara handles such inevitable things


Good point! ;-) Sadly, things do get a bit more complicated. I also gather you're not a big fan of Darla, then? :kdevil Don't worry, she's on Tara's side in this one.

Faith's predicament is very poignent, and I do have some solutions to that problem planned in case the story calls for it. Buffy and Faith should remain together, after all.

wonder if Willow will figure out on her own just who motivated Amy to return her teddybear and money. Can't be that difficult knowing what she knows now, lord knows Tara was sufficiently motivated


Hm, thanks for reminding me of that. I might use that next part. Thanks.

Willow and Frogger. That was a case of 'had to be done', really. :D

the person she loves - Glad you liked it! I had a lot of fun coming with these sitcom-like situations. And Buffy the Dog is just a cute little poochy scamp. :) Update in a few seconds.

Matthew - Death's image lies in the eye of the beholder, really. To one its an enemy, to the other release after a long and tiring journey. This duality is interesting to consider for me... Glad you like the story, though. Update in a few seconds!
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Useful_Oxymoron » Sat May 06, 2006 10:09 am

Eep, sorry for being so late with an update. I'm afraid other stories got in the way. Rest assured I'll see this story through to the end, dear kittens.

Title - Don't fear the Reaper.

Chapter 18 : We no need no steenkin' hearin's!

Author name - Useful_Oxymoron

Email Address - Viernadevir@hotmail.com

Rating - PG-13. Humor about death isn't everybody's cup of tea.

Disclaimer - Well, I don't own Willow or Tara. And if I did, I'd set them free.

Feedback- Is cool. It's always nice to know somebody liked the crap I write.

Summary- The secret is out and Willow and Tara are still together. How will their life together develop from this point?

Notes- Influences for this story: The wonderful film The Frighteners (which everybody should see), lightly Dead Like Me, Terry Pratchett and the Blue Oyster Cult.

Italics are thoughts.

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Chapter 18 : We no need no steenkin' hearin's!

"I'm telling you, it wasn't me." Tara's father sounded sincere when his daughter was talking to him. Tara had called him, with the intention of leaving some harsh words, only to change her mind at the last moment and just ask him. All she wanted to know was why of it?

"If not you, who did?" Tara asked.

"How am I supposed to know?" Donald Maclay replied. "Maybe your friend Faith. She seems very fickle."

"No, not Faith," Tara shook her head. "I'm sure of that."

"Well..." Tara's father sounded hesitant.

"Well what?"

"I might have... mentioned Willow to Donny a few days back when he got back from a mission," Donald replied.

Tara let out a heavy sigh. "Oh, dad..."

"Look, in any case, I just don't see the problem," Donald said. "You have report your relationship with Willow to the Head Office anyway. I'm sure everything will work out fine. And if not, there are plenty of Reaper girls who would be dying to date you."

"I told you, I only want Willow."

"Yeah, well sometimes we just don't get what we want," Donald spoke harshly. "It'll be the Head Office that makes the final decision in the end, not me, not Willow and not you."

Tara clicked off the phone, not bothering to say goodbye and tossed it onto the table, pausing for a moment to stand in front of the fan spinning around in the living room, often shifting along as the fan turned from one side to the other. Today was a very hot summer day, the first of many to come, and since Tara and Willow could not afford to buy an airconditioning yet, so they had borrowed loads of fans from friends who did own airconditioning.

But it was Willow that had Tara worried. She had taken this new development very hard, as if she was being judged by people she never met before. Willow was sitting behind her desktop on her computer table underneath the staircase, playing a shooter. One large fan was blowing cool air into her hoodless desktop, while three others were aimed at Willow as she played, blowing her long red hair into three different directions. Wearing a frilly summer skirt and a short white t-shirt with the USB logo imprinted on it, she made a very cute impression.

But looks were deceiving. Willow's expression was utterly emotionless while she was stemming the tides in the war against the half-mechanical, half-organic Strogg in Quake IV. She showed no sign of emotion, but displayed remarkable skill at gaming. Whenever a Strogg jumped out from a dark corner, Tara's first instinct would be to start and send her aim all over the screen, but Willow merely took aim with her shotgun and fired with deadly precision and without hesitation before moving on to the next Strogg, and the next. And the next. And the next.

The poor Strogg never had a chance. They were up against what Xander called 'Bruce Campbell Willow', determined and merciless.

"Willow," Tara whispered while she started to rub her lover's shoulders.

"It's not fair," Willow said harshly. "What do they got to do with us? What right do they have to tell us if we can be lovers or not? What business is it of theirs? So they'll judge me, huh? Well, I'll just judge them too, see how you like it."

"Everything'll be fine," Tara whispered, though she realized she might be lying to both her lover and herself. Willow had been in a foul mood ever since they received that fateful letter yesterday, and Tara hoped that having dinner over at casa de Summers tonight would make her feel better. Joyce had put up a big Rent-A-Pool in the backyard for the rest of the month and Dawn, Buffy and Faith were already practically living in it. Tara had already prepared their bathing suits and was very much looking forward to be able to cool off tonight in the big pool.

But first, they'd be having the hearing. Tara was only slightly worried, since Darla would be leading the hearing and she was on her side. Besides, they usually never looked in the Reaper archives during these proceedings, and she was reasonably sure that Mort had not left a paper trail. But there was still that nagging feeling in the back of her skull that she couldn't shake.

The doorbell rang for a moment. Faith entered the living room a few moments later. Faith greeted her friends while strolling past Tara. She dove into the fridge and took out with a cold beer. Faith slammed it down and leaned into the counter, showing off her woodland camo and matching black tanktop which had been customly imprinted with the phrase 'Buffy's Bitch' across her chest. Her dark hair was still glistening wet from all her dalliances in the pool, making Tara feel rather jealous.

"I just came by to wish you luck on your hearing," Faith sighed. "I know it sucks, and I'm just damn happy I don't have to report Buffy."

"Don't rub it in, Faith," Willow said as she paused her game. Tara shook her head and mused how Harvesters had so much more privileges than Collectors did. Mostly this was due to the importance placed upon their roles by the Powers-That-Be. As a result, Harvesters also had a big hand in creating policy, even though they were a minority group.

"It's ironic, really," Willow sighed. "If Tara'd still been a Harvester, I'd be dead, but we still would be allowed to date without question."

"That would kinda make me a necrophilliac, sweetie," Tara raised an eyebrow. "But yeah, it is ironic."

"Irony," Faith chuckled. "Well, I had a case of that. Was chasing this hick that was pegged for death. I spent days trying to figure out a perfect way to end his life. I'm finally ready to make my move while the guy is refueling his car at the gaspump, but while I'm moving in, he lights up a cigarette and blows himself straight to hell. Now, that's irony for ya. There were bloody bodyparts everywhere. It was very funny."

"Thanks for making us look like a bunch of maniacs, Faith," Tara chuckled while Willow shook her head

"I'll think I'll get dressed for our hearing," Willow spoke dejectedly and strolled up the staircase, while Faith took Tara to the balcony.

"I've been reading this book about ants," Faith said while the two of them were looking over the rooftops. "Really cool animals. Did you know that almost all of them are females? Ants are the original girl-power gals, T. Do you know what that means?"

"No, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me," Tara smirked.

"Well, gotta ants have needs too, you know?" Faith said. "And since there's no men, ypso fatso, they're all lesbians. Think about it. Hard at work all day, dragging food to the nest or taking care of the larvae, and when they get home, they need to relax. So when they meet up with their roommates, they go like 'hey, baby, let's do it'. Massive female-female orgies in ant hills all over the world!"

"Uhhm," Tara frowned. "Ants are highly sophisticated animals, but I don't think they're sophisticated enough to have sexual needs."

"It'd be fun though. Think how scared those moral bible thumper American Family Association types would be when they find out they're surrounded by 10000 trillion lesbians. Maybe they'll do the rest of the world a favor and commit mass suicide," Faith snorted. "Hm, ants can lift 20 times their own weight, so it's a good bet they're all large with the butch. So, watch out AFA! The butch lesbian ants are on the prowl for some sweet sugar!"

Tara laughed for a moment and turned to Faith. "Thanks," she said. You always know how to make me feel better, Faith."

Faith wrapped an arm around Tara and squeezed her a little. "Sisters forever, T. Now I gotta go. Buffy and I have a romantic picnic planned in the park. And there'd better not be any ants or I'll kill'em all."

---

Willow and Tara teleported into a small office in LA. Because the Head Office existed entirely in ethereal state, mortal humans couldn't remain there long, if at all. For cases such as Willow and Tara's, there'd been several secluded small offices set up across the world.

Willow had changed her clothes for the occasion. She'd made an effort to look like the perfect daughter in law, wearing a knee-long skirt and the suit she normally only wore to family weddings and the occasional job interview, while her red hair was tied back in a proper tail. Unfortunately, she was feeling out of place, since Tara was wearing a pair of blue slacks and a red T-shirt, and the older blonde woman in front of them was wearing a spaghetti string top and a pair of jeans.

"Hi," the woman greeted cheerfully and extended her hand. "I'm Darla Cooke, Tara's overseer. Nice to finally meet you, Willow."

"Uhm, thank you," Willow, who has not been expecting a friendly response, replied, also realizing that this was the woman she had spoken to over the phone when she had been looking for Tara.

Darla frowned for a moment. "Excuse me, have we met before? There's something familiar about you."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," Willow tittered nervously. "Uh, never saw you until today. Well, how could I see you, because you Reapers are usually invisible. Uh, not that you're always invisible, because I'm obviously seeing you now. Have to place the emphasis on the word 'now' here, because I've certain never seen or have spoken to you before. Honestly, I'm sure."

"Relax," Darla smiled encouragingly. "There's no need to be nervous. This is all just a formality. We're just waiting for the union representative before we can start."

Willow twirled her thumbs for a moment. She looked around the small office and saw that it was only sparsely furnished, indicating it wasn't used often. There was only a desk and a watercooler. The walls were whitewashed and the carpet was a cheap shaggy black. She couldn't see past the corridor, but she gathered that all the small offices in this building were the same.

Footsteps alerted her to someone else coming into the corridor. A few seconds later, a woman came in.

"I'm late, so sorry," sounded the sweet voice of a young woman wearing a dress robe. Her face was completely obscured by a huge stack of books she was carrying around. Sadly, the woman stepped on her robe and caused her to tumble forward, revealing a kind face and soft brown hair... just before she smacked against the wall.

Willow and Tara helped the woman pick up her books and, after the books had been placed on top of Darla's desk, the woman adjusted her glasses and extended her hand. "Sorry for being late. I'm Winifred Burkle. The union sent me to participate in the hearing and observe Tara's rights. Call me Winnie."

Tara smiled for a moment. This was the first time her Union membership would help her out. The Reaper Union was founded 150 years ago after seeing the successes the mortal Unions were having in the UK and Ireland. Mostly, the Union observed and fought for the rights of Collectors and office workers and waged a tireless battle with more conservative forces within the Reaper seniority. Over the past century, the Union had secured, among other things, higher wages, better housing and more vacation time for its members, maneuvering itself in a position of power and involvement in making policy. For the past few decades, the Union had been tirelessly making efforts to open the boundaries between the mortal and Reaper world, to allow Collectors to become more of a part of the world they lived in and form relationships and families with mortals. Almost all Collectors were members of the Union.

However, considering the Union had implemented measures to curb the privileged status of the Harvesters, which included making it easier for them to be charged with misconduct, had made the Union rather unpopular with them. As a result, only a few Harvesters were members.

"I want to ask a question first," Willow said, not waiting for the others to give her permission. "Is this hearing... because we're both girls?"

"No," Darla said resolutely. "That was never an issue."

Winnie shifted towards Willow. "Don't worry, we're not judging you. We just want to ask you a couple of questions to clarify a few things and give you some forms to fill out. We just want to make sure you're not a threat to either Tara or the Reapers if your relationship were to, um, fizzle out. Nasty divorces can have terrible repercussions if the spouse in question knows secrets, you see?"

"In that case, we can go home," Willow smiled and placed her hand on Tara's. "Because Tara and I are forever and I'd never do anything to hurt her. Not ever." Tara kissed Willow's forehead in response.

Darla rolled her eyes. "Oh, we've heard that before," she told Winnie.

"Huh?" Willow frowned. "From Tara? Tara, do you have something to tell me?"

Tara blinked. "Uh, n-no."

"No, no, we've heard before from other mortals dating Reapers. Just before painful separations and bitter divorces, that is," Darla shrugged.

"They were just weak," Willow smirked. "Tara and I are the real thing."

"Well," Darla chuckled. "I think we can skip tests one through three, then Winnie. Willow, just do this to humor us and fill out the forms, so you can go on with your life and laugh about this later."

---

Willow shifted uncomfortably under Darla's gaze. Though she seemed friendly enough, Tara and Winnie had went to a separate room, and not having Tara to support her through this was not making her feel any more comfortable.

"Okay, I'm going to ask you a few simple questions about Tara," Darla started. "Just answer honestly."

Willow frowned. "What kind of questions? Are we talkin' personal stuff here, cause we are not entering the bedroom, not a chance. I mean, you think you can just do and ask everything, like you Reapers are some sort of big shots, which, I guess is true, because of the death and collecting and all, but what I'm meaning to say is that some things are private and you have no right of knowing. If the government stepped on my doormat one day with their fancy black suits and fancy sunglasses and if they'd ask me all sorts of personal questions, I'd say 'No, you can't ask me that, because I have rights and I didn't vote for your dumb president Bush anyway. How does to feel to be in service of a guy who can't even open a door and managed to fall of both a Segway and a bicycle in the scope of a month? How does it feel, huh?'. Yeah, I'd tell them that. And the same to you. Uh, not that you're in the service of Bush. Uh, you're not are you?"

Darla blinked.

And blinked again, taking another moment to recover. "Uh, no. No, we're not in the service of Bush. He has given us a lot of extra work over the years, though."

"Oh... good. Well, not because of the extra work, of course, but because..."

"Hold it right there!" Darla broke in before Willow caught start another one of her devastating babbles. "There are just a few simple questions about your daily lives. Winnie is asking the same questions to Tara as well. I assure you, we won't ask any personal questions, mainly because the Union will have my ass on platter when I do."

"Oh," Willow shrugged. "Okay, then. But if I don't like the question, I won't answer."

"Fair enough. Question the first," Darla started. "What is the color of Tara's toothbrush?"

Willow bit her lip for a moment. "Uuhhhhhm... Mine's the green one. Tara's, uhm... we have a purple, red, blue and yellow one. Uhm..."

"You have five toothbrushes?"

"For emergencies," Willow said. "I mean, what if you accidentally drop your toothbrush in the toilet? It's been known to happen, so it's good to have a back-up brush.. Or two, especially if you're spazzing out and your drop your back-up brush in the toilet right next to the brush you already dropped down there."

Darla blinked again. "I'm... starting to get a clearer picture of you here. So, what's the color of Tara's brush?"

"Don't rush me, I'm thinking, I'm thinking..."

"Stalling, more like."

"Yellow?"

---

"Willow uses the green one," Tara smiled. "It's the same color as her eyes. I use the blue one, same color as my eyes. We have eye-matched toothbrushes. It was Willow's idea."

"Aw, that's sweet," Winnie penned down the answer. "Okay, next question. What's Willow's favorite book?"

"Oh, that's easy. That's 'C++ for You'."

---

"Moby Dick," Willow said resolutely. "That's Tara's favorite book."

"Alright," Darla jotted the answer down. "What's Tara's favorite hobby?"

"Cooking!" Willow announced cheerfully.

---

"I'd say fishing is my favorite hobby," Tara said, "even though I haven't been able to do it as often as I'd like."

"What's Willow's favorite hobby?" Winnie asked.

"Oh, anything computer related," Tara said.

---

"It's so hard to choose what my favorite hobby is," Willow frowned. "I like building computers, but I also love gaming and programming. Oh, and overclocking. Don't forget overclocking. And then there's hacking and webdesign. So many things to choose from."

Darla sighed. "Look, I'll just put down computers as your hobby and be done with it."

"But... that's so broad a term. I mean, there are so many aspects of..."

"NEXT question," Darla grimaced. "Who do you think Tara would say is your best friend?"

---

"Oh, she won't be able to choose," Tara chuckled for a moment.

---

"Well, there's Xander, who's been my friend forever, and there's Buffy and Anya and Dawn and Larry and... Look, I just can't leave anyone out here, I'd feel horrible. Can I skip this question? Please?"

"Alright, alright," Darla sighed. "Let's do something simpler then. Who'd you say is Tara's best friend?"

"Faith," Willow smiled. "Easy."

---

"Faith, has been for five years," Tara said.

"Okay," Winnie asked. "So who did Willow most wanted to be like when she was growing up?"

"Indiana Jones... Hey, don't laugh."

---

"Hey, don't laugh!" Willow scoffed at Darla. "I was a kid. Besides, he's cool. Of course, that's not what my mom said when I used her necklace as a whip and accidentally shattered her hideously expensive crystal tea service when I was six. She still reminds me of it every time I go to visit, which isn't very often anymore."

"Okay, okay, who did Tara want to be like when she was growing up."

"Uhhh..." Willow bit her lip. "We haven't talked much about that time. I... don't... think... Uh... James Bond?"

---

"My grandfather."

"Okay," Winnie continued. "What would you say is the best thing that's been happening to Willow in the past few months? Besides your relationship, obviously."

"I'd say it's that her relationship between her and her father is improving," Tara smiled. "They seem to be catching up for lost time. They went to a ballgame last weekend."

---

"We went to a ballgame last weekend. It's not exactly a typical father-daughter activity, but we had lotsa fun. I suspect he also went for the hot-dogs, because mom is sorta going through a vegetarian phase at the moment... I noticed my dad started calling them 'hot-gods'. I swear, I never ate so many hot-dogs in my life. We're going to the comedy club next week."

"Alright, that answer is clear," Darla said. "What do you think is Tara's biggest regret?"

Willow thought for a moment. "Leaving for Canada."

---

"Not stopping Faith from killing my idiot brother that one time," Tara spoke bitterly. "But I suppose Willow doesn't know that. I have to say it was jumping to conclusions and running off to Canada."

"Alright," Winnie asked. "What did you do for your three month anniversary? Do you still remember?"

---

"She cooked a lovely dinner for us both, we cuddled together on the couch and after that it gets kinda personal and large with the none of your business," Willow said resolutely, her resolve-face on sharp.

"Alright," Darla smiled. "I think we're done here."

---

It only took Darla and Winifred five minutes to talk things over, but for Willow and Tara who were waiting in the other room, that might just as well have been an eternity. For a moment, Willow was huddled against Tara, whispering that she'd botched up and got all the answers wrong. Both girls rose from their seats as the others walked in.

"Calm down," Darla smiled. "Considering your answers and seeing Willow's background check came back favorably, we see no reason to deny you permission to pursue your relationship."

The next moment, Tara and Willow just hugged. Tara especially was relieved, and thankful that Darla had not dug deep enough to actually find out that Willow was an intended target. For a moment, Willow was neatly nestled against her. Until...

"Wait a minute," Willow frowned at Darla. "What background check?"

"Oh, criminal records, that sorta thing," Darla shrugged and handed both Willow and Tara a set of file-folders, both weighing about a pound each. "Now, all we need you to do is to fill out these forms and deliver them to us in person as early as possible. Tara, I understand you trying to avoid submitting your girlfriend to Reaper bureaucracy, but I'm afraid there's no escaping it. Next time, just make it easy on all of us and report your lover within the three month time-limit."

"HEY!" Willow broke in. "There's not going to be a next time or a next lover, right Tara?"

"Right," Tara smiled before kissing her Willow on the tip of her nose.

"Oh, we've heard that before too," Darla chuckled.

---

Back in the safety of their very, very warm home, Tara was pouring over the many forms to be filled in while Willow was looking through the documentation booklet she had gotten with her packet of forms. In particularly, she was looking at 'So You Are Seeing A Reaper? Answers To Frequently Asked Questions. Version 2.1C for Lesbian couples.'

Mostly it contained information she had already learned during her search for Tara, but it did contain some interesting new things. "Wow. The Reapers recognize gay marriage?"

Tara shrugged. "When Death is part of your nature, you learn to appreciate love."

"'Inquire for our adoption or in-vitro programs'," Willow read. "'Adopt a child or conceive on from your own DNA. Absolutely free of charge'."

"There's some snags there, though," Tara said. "This is a measure meant to increase Reaper population. Very controversial in some circles, because of the mixing of mortal in our bloodlines. The programs is free, but the child is expected to be raised as a Reaper and, if the relationship fails, the Reaper parent always gets custody."

"Still," Willow said. "It's a nice idea to be able to get married and have a baby. Uh, not that I am in any way ready for either. It's just nice to know that we can. Oooh, look here!" Willow raved as she came to the last case and found a DVD to accompany the booklet. "Lets watch it, baby."

"Oh, no, not the DVD," Tara cringed. "Sweetie, take it from me, there's nothing on there that you already know. Besides, it's a piece of crap propaganda. The animation is so low-budget, it makes Southpark seem photo realistic. Let's just fill out these forms and go to the Summer's house... and the pool... and the cool, azure blue waters inside."

"Unless you're wearing that blue bathing suit again," Willow smirked. "The heat generated from my body whenever I see you in that, is sure to boil away the water as soon as I jump in. Uh, can we go now? What's the point of these forms? They're all the same!"

"They have to go to different departments," Tara shrugged. Filling out forms had been a way of life for her since childhood.

"Can't they just xerox it 75 times?" Willow pouted.

"Ah, but that would be logical and user-friendly. Can't have that," Tara smirked. Making fun of bureaucracy had been a way of life of her ever since she found out filling out forms would become a way of life for her.

---

As it turned out, Buffy and Faith never had their picnic in the park. Instead, they put up two ladders next to the pool, spun a plank over it and ate their lunch while in the cold, refreshing water of the pool and never left it again.

Luckily, Buffy and Dawn never minded their mooching friends joining them. While Joyce was making dinner, Xander was floating around in the pool sitting in a blow-up lawn chair, while Anya was reading magazines from a floating tray at the side of the pool and Dawn was swimming under water from one side to the pool to the other, trying to break her record. Willow and Tara had just joined them, and were floating around chatting, while Buffy and Faith were at the side of the pool, just finishing off the single ice-cream cone they were sharing.

"Anyone want some cold lemonade?" sounded Joyce as she emerged from the kitchen with a tray in hand.

There was a swift rush of water as the pool's occupants rushed towards the side of the pool where Joyce had put down the lemonade and hurled themselves on the cold beverages like thirsty camels.

"Shouldn't someone tell Dawn there's lemonade-y goodness to be had?" Xander asked when he saw Dawn was still swimming underwater.

"Or, we could split Dawn's lemonade between the six of us before she notices," Buffy smirked.

"One is for Dawn!" Joyce called from the kitchen.

The friends cheerfully drank the lemonade while Dawn was still blissfully unaware.

"Your mom's been getting used to us," Faith told Buffy. "But for some cosmic reason, she still keeps walking in on us when we're dancing the watusi. Just this morning..."

"Don't remind me, you'll just make me mad again," Buffy scoffed.

"What did she do?" Xander asked. "Steal the blankets?"

"She corrupted Mr. Gordo!" Buffy huffed.

"Hey, it's not my fault," Faith replied. "Your mom walked in on us, what was I supposed to do? Just sit there in bed being topless? That wouldn't do."

"Couldn't you have used a pillow to cover yourself?"

"Hey, Mr. Gordo is already a pig. Besides, are you jealous, B?" Faith smiled, a twinkle in her eyes. "Tell you what, next time your mom walks in on us, I'll wrap you over my chest. Is that okay with you?"

"I'm thinking..." Buffy replied.

"Besides, Mr. Gordo has seen everything we've done together in your room. Do you really think he's so innocent?"

"Xander," Anya hissed. "The lesbians are taking up all the sexual anecdote screentime."

"Ahn," Xander warned.

"Last night Xander and I had sex for three hours," spoke up loudly. "Really, and it involved custard."

"AHN!" Xander quickly covered Anya's mouth before she could reveal any more intimate details while Buffy, Willow, Tara and even Faith looked a little embarrassed.

"Custard?" Willow frowned.

"Oh, don't tell me you've never used custard," Anya crossed her arms.

"Uh, no," Tara blushed. "We p-prefer honey."

"Xander!" Anya scoffed. "Why don't we use honey? Don't tell me you're too cheap to pick up some honey for us!"

While Xander was desperately looking for a rescue, Dawn rose from the water, oddly resembling a drowning dolphin gasping for air. "Four minutes, thirty-one seconds! My new personal be... Oh, lemonade!"

---

The next day, Tara reported to the Head Office to deliver the stacks of paperwork to Darla. Feeling content and happy, she stepped into the elevator which deposited her on the fifth floor, close to Darla's office.

Oddly enough, Tara could see through the glass window of her office that she was arguing with someone. Arguing quite fiercely. When Tara came closer, she saw Darla was shouting at a remarkably call young man wearing a business suit. He said a few more words and Darla exploded, her words obscured by the thick glass.

When the man walked out of the office, he passed Tara and gave her a smirk that made the blood freeze in her veins. Tara frowned and quickly stepped into Darla's office, who was still upset.

"Uhm, I, uh, brought the paperwork," Tara said. "Is everything alright?"

Darla sank back in her air and fiddled with a bottle of pills for a moment, pills that were intended to help her with her high blood pressure. A few moments later, a frustrated Darla, who was unable to handle the bottle's child-proof cap, threw it across the room.

"No," she finally said. "No, everything's not alright. The man who just left, that was Lindsey McDonald. He represents a conservative group of seniors who want to enforce the bureaucracy. Tara... they want to use you to set an example and to fault their way of thinking."

"D-darla," Tara felt her heart pound in her chest. "W-what are you s-saying?"

"I'm very sorry, Tara," Darla closed her eyes. "But you and Willow have to appear in front of a tribunal."

The paperwork slipped from Tara's hands and fell to the ground, fighting back the tears already running over her cheeks.
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Oh, and I have a confession to make? Willow wanting to be Indy and playing whip with mom's necklace? That was me. I destroyed 500 dollars worth of crystal tea service. Only two little cups survived, which she has placed in a display case... and she always glares at me whenever I get too close to the display case, even after twenty-one years. What can I say, art imitates life. :D
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Pinocchio1940 » Sat May 06, 2006 12:16 pm

Nice update. Thank you for the kind words. Imitating that "Wascally Wabbitt", are you? Bugs Bunny always said that one... :bigwave
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Willowtree252 » Sat May 06, 2006 12:35 pm

:pinky you are so evil to leave us hanging please let them be happy great update I love the story :kdevil
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby WillowRulez » Sat May 06, 2006 5:22 pm

Ahhh, that was worth the wait. But meanie ending! Please update soon so we can read all about that tribunal ;)
When I read that Fred was interviewing I was like: Yay! This will be easy as pie! But Willow seems a little oblivious when it comes to Tara. She doesnt know the color of her toothbrush even though she suggested blue? Weak, Willow :P
Really liked the bit about the social stuff. Too funny what the Reaper society entails and offers :smash
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"I've been reading this book about ants," Faith said while the two of them were looking over the rooftops. "Really cool animals...."

I dont know if it was Faith reading a book or the ant part that had me laughing like a little maniac.

Darla blinked.
And blinked again, taking another moment to recover.

Haha, I can just see Darla doing that. :x
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby AlysonGoddess » Sun May 07, 2006 11:55 am

cliffhanger grrrr but that was super!!! The cliff hanger was the best part haha.. i liked the hearing tho it seemed odd that willow guessed some questions wrong when shes the brainiac and ud think she would know everything about tara but then tara suprises you and gets all the answers right haha that was intersting.. please continue ill be waiting for the update for next week :) ill be checking every day..
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Thianne » Mon May 08, 2006 7:42 am

oh my god, you're going to kill me! can you speed up the process a little bit? pretty please?
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Grayson » Mon May 08, 2006 12:52 pm

I love that for all their mytical, ethereal ways, the reapers have more bureaucracy than mortals do. The pamphlets and DVD on mortal-reaper relationships were great, especially that they had a lesbian version.

The scene in the pool was hysterical - I can't believe Joyce puts up with her daughter having sex nonstop in her house, that Faith almost outdid Anya with her sexual references, and that Dawn missed the whole thing. Your Dawn is such a funny character - and not just because of the fan fiction. Most authors don't do much with her, but you've made her an excellent addition to the story.

I have a feeling the tribunal won't be as easy as the meeting with Darla and Winnie (it's hard not to call her Fred). Stupid Lindsey.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby caz » Mon May 08, 2006 1:28 pm

Hi UO. :wave

Tara's brother sucks!

Oh - Good update.

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Darth Pacula » Tue May 09, 2006 12:36 am

G'day, UO.

So, it was Donnie! That little, underhanded, pox-ridden rodent! Paging Faith Lehane. You have another appointment with a punch bowl and an annoying git, and this time don't stop until he's stopped twitching! Stat!

Now that my spleen is fully vented ... hang on a sec ... :rage :angry :fit :fit2 ... right, now where was I? Oh yes, I'm still not thrilled at the idea of allowing any sort of bureaucratic entity any sort of control over people's relationships. Smacks of fascism to me. Bloody wankers!

They were up against what Xander called 'Bruce Campbell Willow', determined and merciless.


That sounds more like 'Big Arnie Willow' to me. 'Bruce Campbell Willow' should be loud, marginally inept (especially when it comes to reciting magic words) and chock full of cheesy catchphrases like 'Come get some' and 'Gimme some sugar'. :grin

:lol about Faith and the ants. I don't think she was 100% accurate though.

It was good to see Fred pop up, even if she is called Winnie. (How weird does that feel!) All in all, the review seemed relatively harmless, though it was a nice touch having them not get all the questions right. It can be surprising how many details about our significant others escapes our attention.

Yay Indy! Who hasn't wanted to be Indy! :lol about the whipping anecdote, and especially that it's a real story. I've even got an Indy-ish idea for a story, not that it'll happen any time soon.

The whole scene at the pool was great fun, with highlights being all the spicy talk (custard vs honey) and the oblivious Dawn.

But what a place to finish on, mate! Bloody Lindsay! Where's a certain green-skinned, karaoke singing demon when you need one?

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby taralicious » Tue May 09, 2006 11:03 pm

UO,
First off, it seems I owe Mr. Maclay Sr. an apology.
He may be many things but he's not a snitch; that dubious honor goes to his other offspring, that no-good useless pile of shite, Donny a.k.a Tara's brother.
"Yeah, well sometimes we just don't get what we want,"

The Rolling Stones said it best "You can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes you just might find, you get what you need."
There is an interesting distinction there in the perks and lack of paperwork commensurate to the posotions of harvester and collector.
So, actually hastening someone's demise is more of a advanced position than merely scooping up one's soul after the mortal coil shuffling has taken place, huh?
Okay, I can see that becasue if harvesters allowed all whose time had come to walk free, this plane would become packed with the bodies who were now using up someone else's oxygen whereas the souls will overcropwd whatever celestial plane they migrate to and thus take up no room on the terrestrial plane of existence.
Faith's theory about ants:Now there is an episode of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom I could have used as a young boy.
Marlin Perkins talking us through the exotic world of lesbian ants and their centeredness around the girl on girl action.
Yay for Darla being on Willow and Tara's side and yay for her outfit if not quite the schoolgirl uniform.(It's a fetish of mine, that's all I'm saying). :drool
Again, I love the attention to detail you have paid to the backstory of Reaper lore with the discussion of the trade unions and the pros and cons of membership within the various subsets of this particular service industry.
A question:How long have Darla and Winnie been practicing their particular career paths because they both seem to be jaded and blase about the whole process?
Or maybe it's just that we Kittens, as outside observers, know that Willow and Tara's union has been blessed and ordained by powers higher than we can comprehend so as to be unanswerable as to its constancy.
WIllow and Tara question time: Under the scrutiny and pressure of such an uncomfortable ordeal, it's a wonder that Willow did as well in telling what she knew of Tara's intimate secrets as she did.
Like her experience with Tara's cloak, being grilled by agents of the afterlife is entirely outside of any frame of reference Willow could possibly have.
Tara did better because having being raised in this environment it was merely like telling another person about Willow.
As to the question of "Who did you want to be growing up?'-I would have to say that Willow's answer is a universal one for people of that age.
I had the fedora and the leather jacket, and when I was in Australia visiting my sister, I was really tempted to buy this bullwhip I saw in a shop but was scared I would cut myself across the face like in "Last Crusade" if I tried to crack it so there was the end of my trying to be Indiana Jones.
Tara in that blue bathing suit-now there is a DVD I would like to see instead of the Reaper propaganda one.
The Reaper one is probaby like the training film Buffy had to watch during her orientation at the Doublemeat Palace.
What a way to be corrupted, Mr. Gordo!!! Clasped to Faith's sweaty bosomy goodness and wallowing around in her cleavage.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby sacinema » Thu May 11, 2006 6:46 am

Sorry, missed a couple of update feedbacks. And you so deserve fb with your constant updating and the really good story.

After the solved angst part between the two unconventional lovebirds you give us the next scary part. Reaper counsil sucks. And so does Tara's brother. Can't wait for Willow having a serious talk to him. Will she? I think she would have some things to say.

Interesting turn to make Darla a nice person. Never read that before. She is seldom used in ff anyway. But it's ok with me.

There is only one thing I'm wondering about: Why can't normal people don't be reapers? Meaning: What makes the reapers special? Do they have special astral projection gens? Silly question maybe. Maybe I missed some things in previous chapters.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby spells42 » Thu May 11, 2006 3:34 pm

UO
Another great update! You lulled us into a nice sense of relief then, wham, dropped the bombshell of the tribunal. Do I detect more of Donnie's interference?

I have to say I am concerned that there is so much Willow doesn't know about Tara, when she was answering those 'non-personal' questions. :laugh Or was she just being evasive? It made for very funny reading tho'. ;-)

Well, I wonder how they'll go. Looking forward to your next update. thanks.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Artemis » Fri May 12, 2006 9:57 am

Darnit, I knew things were going too smoothly! Or at least, I should have known - you got me there, I didn't see that coming in more than a vague 'this issue isn't quite settled yet, it is?' sense. There's all sorts of potential for this to go badly, especially with Willow quietly freaking already - having had the relief of the initial screening turning out to be nothing much, she may be even more vulnerable to an onset of freak now.

I really liked the interviews, switching back and forth. I liked how it showed the different ways Willow and Tara see the world, and approach each other. It's as if, Tara memorises everything Willow does, and gets the whole Willow-picture because Willow does everything on a surface level, more or less - while Willow's so mentally hyper that she goofs on details, just because she absorbs so many details they all get muddled, and also Tara's more private, and is still in the process of slowly revealing herself to Willow. Fishing, for example - Tara's mentioned it to Will, but as she said she hasn't done any since moving to Sunnydale, so Willow's sort of absorbed cooking as Tara's hobby, because that's what she sees her doing and enjoying a lot.

But at heart, they know each other and 'get' each other - Willow may have mislaid the bit of her memory that told her what colour toothbrush Tara uses, but when it comes to the big stuff like who's Tara's best friend, she knows it - and I suspect, not just because it's obvious, but she knows how tight Tara and Faith are.

Everyone around the pool was fun too, with dolphin Dawnie.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Useful_Oxymoron » Sun May 14, 2006 3:11 pm

Woof, this is a long chapter, I'm afraid. Overall, I'm not really happy with some parts. I think there's too much dialog, but then again, this is basically a courtroom drama, so dialog is very important. Anyway, I hope you like it and I hope my english is still good in this one. Lotsa things happening in this one.

Since it's very late here, I've decided to postpone replying to your wonderful comments until tomorrow. I promise I'll do that as quickly as possible.

Title - Don't fear the Reaper.

Chapter 19 : Tribunal

Author name - Useful_Oxymoron

Email Address - Viernadevir@hotmail.com

Rating - PG-13. Humor about death isn't everybody's cup of tea.

Disclaimer - Well, I don't own Willow or Tara. And if I did, I'd set them free.

Feedback- Is cool. It's always nice to know somebody liked the crap I write.

Summary- The secret is out and Willow and Tara are still together. How will their life together develop from this point?

Notes- Influences for this story: The wonderful film The Frighteners (which everybody should see), lightly Dead Like Me, Terry Pratchett and the Blue Oyster Cult.

Italics are thoughts.

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Chapter 19 : Tribunal

Willow had a hard time controlling her nerves. The Tribunal was being held in the same building in which they had their review, only two days ago now. The room she was in now was large and gaudy, filled to the brim with all kind of death-related kitsch. Several benches behind her were for visitors, since these were open proceedings and gave room for at least fifty spectators. Before those benches were two smaller tables, one for the defending party and one for the accusing party. In front of those benches was the witness box, to the right side of the the raised platform on which the Tribunal would be sitting. On the left side of the raised platform, facing the witness-box from across the room, was an even higher platform.

Tara had explained something about the Tribunal. It was the Reaper form of a trial. The Tribunal consisted of three anonymous learned Reapers, who were randomly chosen and basically filled the role of the Jury. On the raised platform sat the Hortator, basically filling the role of judge.

Willow was wearing her best jacket, a black little number, over a blue shirt and a light green skirt. Her long red hair spilled across the shoulders of her jacket, while on top of her head rested a lime-green beret. Though she was wearing a perfectly matched outfit, Willow felt like an outsider because all the other people in the room were wearing dress-robes. Even Tara sitting next to her was clad in a long, black robe. Most of the other Reapers were hooded, but Tara had pulled hers off for Willow's benefit. Willow thought that the dress-robe looked very good on her. Unlike the cloak, it hugged her body, showing off her generous curves. Gold-colored stitching signified Tara's rank and order, in her case, the order of Anubis.

Willow noticed just how tacky this entire courtroom was. Above the Tribunal dais loomed a huge cloaked and blind-folded skeleton which was holding a set of scales in one hand, and a scythe in the other. All along the walls were wood-carvings which seemed to be straight from a Hieronymus Bosch painting, if his paintings would star only skeletons, that is. The woodcarvings were cordoned off by thick red cords held up by a series of copper cordon holders, but somehow one joker had managed to place a pair of sunglasses on the head of one of the more imposing looking skeleton characters and had whittled the name 'Arnie S.' on his ribcage.

"I'm scared," Willow whispered while Winifred sitting next to them and Lindsey at the accuser's table were each sifting through a stack of papers.

"Me t-too," Tara replied and squeezed her lover's hand slightly.

Willow started slightly when one young men, apparently wearing heavy boots, entered the room and strutted around as if he owned the place. Immediately, Tara gritted her teeth. She rose from her seat while Willow looked at her quizzically. Tara had a steady stride as she walked up to the young man. The young man noticed her and held out his arms as if welcoming her for a hug.

The shock came when Tara slapped the young man in the face. Hard. Willow knew something was very wrong and rushed up to her lover while she and the young man were moving into the corridor, away from the gathered Reapers.

Willow regarded her lover and saw that here was a coldness in her lover's eyes that frightened her a bit.

"Ow," the young man grinned while he rubbed his cheek. "Well, sis, you're certainly overreacting."

"Do you really hate me this much?" Tara motioned towards the courtroom. "Do really enjoy hurting me like this?"

"Who's hurting who?" the young man, which Willow know must be Tara's brother Donny. "I was just doing my civic duty by bringing your illegal relationship to the attention of the right authorities. It's your own fault for not reporting your fashion-challenged floozy here."

An angry Tara moved to slap her brother for a second time, but this time, Donny grabbed her arm by the wrist and twisted it painfully behind Tara's back.

"HEY! Back off, Billy-bob!" shouted Willow when she saw Donny hurting Tara and pushed into him. Donny was more amused than hurt and snatched the beret from Willow's head. He grinned for a moment and held the beret in front of her, but Willow had met more than one bully in her life to know he was planning to keep the beret just out of her reach if she'd try to make a grab for it. And she was not willing to play games with this... guy, this miserable excuse for a man that hurt her Tara...

"Keep it," Willow told Donny coldly. "Come on, baby," Willow rubbed Tara's shoulder. "Let's go back inside."

Tara smiled briefly and took Willow's hand. Together, they turned their backs on Donny and started to walk away from him.

"Tara! Don't you walk away from me, or I'll swear I'll beat you do... AH!" sounded behind them, followed by a dull 'thunk' and the sound of a body hitting the ground. After turning around, the two surprised girls saw Faith standing over the downed Donny.

"Oopsie, T," giggled Faith. "I seem to have violently shoved your brother's face into the wall. Oh, I am such a klutz. Such a violently successful accident."

That said, Faith snatched the beret from his hand and gave it to Willow, who quickly placed the lime-colored thing on top of her head, adjusting it slightly.

"Ooooh," groaned Donny. "What happened? OH, SHIT, IT'S THE LOONEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE!" he shouted as soon as he saw Faith grinning at him. He circled around Faith, giving her a wide berth and pushed between Willow and Tara before he felt back into the courtroom, hoping that Faith wouldn't attack him amongst so many other people.

Willow was grateful that Faith did not care for protocol and wore a simple camo, black tanktop and no dress-robe. She wouldn't be the only one to stand out that way. She noticed Tara offered Faith a grateful little half-smile before the dark-haired spitfire put an arm around both her friends and led them back into the courtroom.

---

Minutes later, the Hortator arrived. He was a short man with a small beard, who looked short even when standing on the pedestal. It was more than obvious that he held all the power in this room, though. The Hortator slammed down his gavel to silence the gathered Reapers and from a small antechamber on the side of the courtroom, came in three Reapers wearing simple black robes and their faces were completely covered by heavy iron masks. When the three Reapers forming the Tribunal were seated, the proceedings began.

"Tribunal is in session," the Hortator announced imperiously. "Case 103759-B, in Death's name. Reaper Council versus Tara Maclay, Senior Collector 2nd class, assigned to the L.A. Outskirts region. Lindsey MacDonald representing the Reaper Enforcement of Issues Department and Winifred Burkle representing the Union, Tara Maclay and miss Willow Rosenberg. Lindsey MacDonald, you may begin."

Lindsey moved from his bench to face the Tribunal. "Ladies and gentlemen. I am not one to deny a person love and happiness. We Reapers are human, after all, with inherent needs. Though love between a Reaper and a mortal is still a controversial issue among our ranks, it is allowed to a degree, but only when a specific set of rules are to adhered to. Tara Maclay broke those rules. Today, I intend to prove that Tara Maclay's relationship with miss Rosenberg is a danger to herself and to us as a whole. Our business if Death. If the mortals find out too much about us, it will make our job impossible for us and will doom countless souls who are deserving of the afterlife to the terrible fate of hauntings. As such all mortals must be subjected to careful screenings, no exceptions. I am confident to make a case against Reaper/mortal dalliances and to force the end of the relationship between Tara Maclay and Willow Rosenberg."

"Your motion is understood and accepted," the Hortator spoke. "Miss Burkle?"

Winnie placed her hands on both Willow and Tara's shoulder for a moment before she approached the Tribunal. "Ladies and gentlemen of the Tribunal. I am sure that my esteemed colleague here would like to see everybody tow the company line. In fact, I'm sure he'd love to see the Reaper core go the way of George Lucas and be made up entirely out of soulless clones who follow orders without question and never think outside of the box. But, my friends, love does not play by the rules... and thank Death for that. I intend to prove that both Tara Maclay and Willow Rosenberg's life are enriched by each other and that Reapers as a whole will benefit from the opportunity to forge relationships with mortals."

"Your motion is understood and accepted," the Hortator called. "Though I want to make it clear to that Reaper policies are not on Tribunal here. Policies are only to be applied if they are relevant to this specific case. Now, Miss Maclay, please approach the witness box."

After a brief embrace from Willow, Tara nervously stepped up to the witness box. She sat down, facing the Tribunal and, after a taking a moment to calm herself, spoke at them. "In D-d-eath's n-name."

Winifred was the first to question Tara. "I'm sure this must be very painful for you, Tara."

"Y-yes, it is," Tara confirmed. "I just want to go home... with Willow."

"How long have you been seeing each other?"

"Close to s-seven months n-now," Tara said.

"And I understand you are living together." Winifred asked. "How's that working out for you?"

Tara smiled in spite of herself. "It's lovely home. We are c-chronically short on m-money between Willow being in college and my s-salary being... not so much, but we get by. We h-have each other, that's all that m-matters. Uhm, well, but with this weather we've been having, it would be nice to have each other and a-airconditioning."

"You must love her very much," Winifred smiled.

"She makes me complete," Tara blushed slightly.

"And Willow loves you too?"

"She t-tells me every single h-hour," Tara smiled softly.

"And now you're here, facing the possible end of your relationship because of Reaper policy. How does that make you feel, Tara?"

Tara sighed deeply. "It makes me feel r-rejected. It makes me... not want to be a Reaper a-anymore."

"No more questions."

Tara looked on warily as Lindsey slowed rose from his seat and strolled towards the witness-box until he was less than two feet away from her.

"So these legal proceedings makes you not want to be a Reaper anymore?" Lindsay started. "Boohoo, miss Maclay."

"W-what?"

"Now, miss Maclay, there's something I don't understand," Lindsey started. "First of all, I can see why you'd have trouble with complying to our rules, but what I really don't understand is why you hadn't told Willow about your vocation. I mean, Death lies at the heart of your being. A Reaper is what you are, collecting souls is your calling, your raison d'etre. Yet you have not told the woman you claim to be the love of your life any of those things, have you?"

Tara bowed her head low, mouthing her words as if to speak.

"The Tribunal requires an answer miss Maclay," Lindsey pressed.

"N-no," Tara finally answered.

Lindsey nodded briefly. "I see. May I ask why you chose not to tell her? Didn't you think she had a right to know?"

Tara closed her eyes, suppressing the tears she already felt welling up. "I w-was s-scared."

"Scared?" Lindsey raised an eyebrow. "What exactly were you afraid of? Could it be commitment? She is your first lover, after all, it would not be strange to have cold feet."

"N-no," Tara smiled. "From the moment I met Willow, I w-wanted us to be t-together."

"So it's not commitment," Lindsey pressed. "Then what was it that made you so afraid to tell her?"

"I didn't want her to be... afraid of me," Tara finished. "Of w-what I r-represent."

"That is... strange, miss Maclay," Lindsey shrugged. "I was under the impression that love, true love, is blind. Surely, if miss Rosenberg loves you as much as you say, she would have accepted you for who and what are you, no?"

"I thought that she..." Tara started to say, only to be interrupted by Lindsey.

"Just the facts, miss Maclay," Lindsey said. "You know, I can't help but think that knowingly omitting to share such an important part of your life... is just the same as lying, really. So, how long did you lie to miss Rosenberg?"

"I... I..." Tara sobbed slightly in witness-box.

"How did miss Rosenberg find out?" Lindsey interrupted. "I'm sure we're all wondering about that. She's sitting here now, isn't she? So she must know by now."

"She... she... found my c-cloak and u-used it," Tara whispered silently, cringing when she heard the murmurs from the gathered visitors until the Hortator silenced them by slamming his gavel on his desk.

"Ah," Lindsey snorted. "Do you realize just how dangerous our tools can be to a mortal, Maclay? Do you realize you could have gotten your 'lover' killed?"

"I n-never meant to h-hurt Willow. I l-love..."

"So besides being a liar," Lindsey spat. "You're also both negligent and incompetent! You're painting a very nice picture of yourself here, miss Maclay! I might even say that you're doing my job for me. Tell me, if miss Rosenberg hadn't found you out, how long would you have waited to tell her? A month? A year? Or maybe you weren't planning on telling her at all."

"N-no," Tara spoke through her tears, as there was no way she could stop herself from crying at this point. "I m-mean yes. I was going to t-t..."

"Oh, save it!" Lindsey spat. "You were..."

"OBJECTION!" was shouted suddenly, startling everybody in the room. Willow was standing and looked at the Hortator with her resolve-face. "OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR! He's... he's badgering the witness. He's leading the jury! He's just being a big, fat poopy-head who's making my Tara cry! I'm sure there's some sort of rule against that, and if there's not, there really really should be. Cause it's not right."

The Hortator responded in a kindly voice. "Miss Rosenberg, this is not L.A. Law. We don't do objections here. Accuser and Defender speak in turn, but rest assured that if I see a breach in protocol, I shall intervene." That said, the Hortator looked at the Tribunal. One of the masked Reapers gave the Hortator a brief nod. "But your defense of miss Maclay has been noted by the Tribunal," he said after turning back to Willow. "We shall take a brief recess to allow miss Maclay to regain her composure."

---

"It's okay," Willow whispered while holding Tara close to her. They had retreated in a small private room to help Tara recover. "It's all gonna be fine. FineyMcFine."

"I r-really w-wanted to tell you. I..."

"Hush, sweet Tara," Willow shushed her gently while Tara laid her head on Willow's shoulder. "We've already talked about this. It's all in the past."

"I love you. I never wanted this to happen..."

"Tell me... we're going to be alright," Willow whispered. "Tell me a story. Tell me where we'll go from here..."

Tara smiled gently and closed her eyes. "When we get home, I'm going to cook you the loveliest dinner you've ever had. I'll take you in my arms and feed you grapes as a desert, before I'll take you upstairs and make love to you all night. And then, the next morning, we'll be going away from everything, on an adventure."

"Will we be wearing hats?"

"Oh, yes, seven kinds of hats. Each."

"All at once?"

"All at once. We'll be driving across route 66 all day and night, through the wilderness."

"But we don't own a car... or a driver's license."

"It'll be a magic car that'll drive itself. Kinda like KITT only without the curly guy driving it."

"Hmmm," Willow smiled. "I can't wait to put my screwdriver in KITT to see what makes him tick. Will we have lots of adventures?"

"Oh, yes. We'll be having lots of adventures," Tara snuggled closer to Willow. "We'll chase international jewel thieves. And we'll foil a supervillain's dastardly plot to turn all the cows in the world into solid gold statues. We'll help King Arthur and his knights hunt for the Holy Airconditioner of Antioch, only to stuff it in the back of the trunk and drive off with it. Oh, and we'll find and photograph the Yeti, Nessie and King Kong. And then you, me and King Kong travel together to Salomon's lost mines in Africa, making us all gazillionaires. But King Kong ends up blowing it all on giant bananas, so we drive on until we arrive at the sword in the stone. You pull it out and become the once and future queen of Avalon."

"Hmm, sounds nice," Willow purred. "I don't care who they are or what they can do. I'm not gonna let them take you away from me. Whatever happens, we'll be together..."

"I love you, Willow," Tara whispered. "We'll get through this. We have to get through this."

---

Recess ended and the Tribunal continued. This time, important witnesses were to be heard. Faith had taken place in the witness-box and was already glaring holes in Lindsey's skull.

"Miss Lehane," said Winifred, who was the first to question Faith. "You and Tara have been friends for a long time, haven't you?"

"Call me Faith," Faith replied. "Yeah, T. and I have known each other for... almost six years, now. Met at our Collector's graduation, been friends ever since."

"How would you describe Tara before she met Willow?"

"Lonely," Faith said. "Same as me, really. We were two lonely peas in a pod."

"Would you say Tara's changed after she met Willow, Faith?"

"Hell yeah," Faith said. "She's much happier, just look at her. Uh, well, maybe not now exactly, because of this dumb-ass Tribunal."

The Hortator coughed. "Watch yourself, miss Lehane."

Faith shrugged while Winifred continued. "I believe you too have benefited from Tara's relationship with Willow?"

"Yeah," Faith smiled briefly, her hand resting on the soft wooden bracelet Buffy had made for her in one of her art classes. "I'm seeing Willow's friend Buffy. We're having our three month anniversary in a few days."

Winifred nodded. "I'm happy for you. But one thing has me puzzled. As a Harvester, you are not required to report your relationship with Buffy. Yet Tara was, and because she did not report her relationship with Willow, she has to appear in front of Tribunal. What are your thoughts on that?"

"It's bullshit," Faith said angrily. "Tara doesn't deserve this crap! This whole damn Tribunal is crapola de jour! Tara's in love, Willow's in love. What's the frickin' problem already?! Leave them alone!"

"MISS LEHANE!" the Hortator slammed his gavel onto the oak wooden table. "Behave yourself!"

"No further questions," Winifred grinned slightly, a spring in her step. Lindsey took a deep breath and rose from his seat.

"So, Faith," Lindsey started.

"You can call me Miss Lehane," Faith grinned. "And I'll call you asshole."

"Miss Lehane!" the Hortator warned.

"Well, Miss Lehane..."

"Yes, asshole?" Faith spoke in an innocent little girl's voice.

Lindsey gritted his teeth for a moment. "Miss Lehane, I have been looking into your personal history. It is noted in your file that you have anarchistic tendencies and are known to have problems with authority figures. A fact which you have aptly confirmed just now. Could it be that your aversion for protocol, rules and order governs your distaste for our procedures, rather than concern for your friend?"

"Yeah, I'm anarchy-girl. But I also love T. You saying I can't have both?"

"I have a problem with your story, miss Lehane," Lindsey shrugged. "You see, I've been delving in your personal history a bit. According to some sources, you have had a promiscuous past, also being indiscriminate about your sex partner's gender."

"Huh?" Faith frowned. "Ooooh, I get it. You mean that I've been screwing around! Yeah, I have. That's not illegal... but it was fun."

"Really? Well, I found it odd, though, that you, as a girl who has no trouble with sexual diversity, and who is good friends of a known lesbian, never allowed something more to develop between the two of you?"

"What?!" Faith blinked.

"Oh, you know what I mean. You were both lonely women. How much trouble could you have spared Tara if you had allowed her to fall in love with you instead. Instead, the both of you remained lonely and miserable for five years until Tara met Willow. That's five years that shouldn't have happened, if you had made more of an effort to invest in a relationship with Tara. And this whole Tribunal could have been avoided."

"So," Faith said angrily. "Now it's my fault?!"

Lindsey shrugged. "You could say that."

Faith blinked again. "You're one sick puppy, you know that? I just don't see Tara that way, it would be weird. You know, women can be friends without being large with the gay-sex, asshead."

"I was merely making a point. No further questions."

---

"Darla Cooke, Collector Superior of the L.A. Bay district," said Darla. "I oversee and coordinate with the Collector Seniors of the regions that make up the L.A. Bay district."

"I see," Winifred said. "As Tara's direct superior, are you satisfied with her performance?"

Darla smiled at Tara. "Tara's performance has been exemplary. She's got a tough job to do all on her own, but she is a dedicated and driven Reaper with a perfect record. I am very happy to have her in my team. In fact, I have just authorized a payrise for her. I'm just sorry I have to tell her under these circumstances."

"In the seven months that Tara has been seeing Willow, have there ever been a lapse in her performance? Would you say her work has suffered during this time?"

"Not at all," Darla said. "In fact, her work has improved. It's as if her batteries are fully charged, if you forgive the car metaphor."

"You support Tara's relationship with Willow, do you not? You reviewed Tara's case and approved their relationship, right?"

"You were there, you should know," Darla smiled. "Yes, Tara was a little late in reporting her relationship, but I didn't see anything wrong with approving it."

"Ahum," announced the Hortator. "We are treading close to a conflict of interests here, miss Burkle."

"No further questions."

Lindsey was up next. "Well, miss Cooke, this is all very entertaining, but I see in your log that Tara put in a transfer some time ago, did she not? I wonder, why was that?"

"She, um," Darla bit her lip and sighed deeply. "was... having trouble."

"I see," Lindsey snorted. "So she ran off. To where exactly?"

"Canada," Darla sighed.

"You knew, didn't you?" Lindsey crossed his arms. "You know that Tara was seeing someone and did not report it or take action."

"I thought she would come forward herself when she was ready to," Darla shrugged. "Look, I have the responsibility for the happiness and mental health for the Collectors in my jurisdiction. And I can't do that when I constantly have to deal with often conflicting sets of rules and all the paperwork I'm always buried in. Plus, even though five regions have been added to my district, my staff and budget are constantly being cut. Not to mention the fact that we have no right to meddle into the love lives of our collectors."

"So you never reported it and never took action," Lindsey practically growled. "You have no regard for the rules that safeguard our society and you have no respect for the important position you hold."

"Careful, mister MacDonald," the Hortator cautioned. "Miss cooke is not facing Tribunal here."

"No more questions," Lindsey sighed.

---

"So, young mister Maclay," spoke Lindsey. "You are in fact, the person who brought this illegal affair to our attention, are you not?"

"Yes, I am," Donny stated proudly, earning herself hateful glares from Willow and Tara, but especially from Tara.

"Some people might frown upon this, seeing how you reported a family member," Lindsey stated. "What are your thoughts on this?"

"Those people don't know Tara," Donny scoffed. "She needs to be protected from herself. She's, um, kinda emotional, you see? I mean, just look at her," he pointed at Tara, who was visibly having a hard time keeping calm. "See? She has very little control. Tendancy to do crazy things."

"Ah, and you see it as your duty as her brother to protect her from herself?" Lindsey asked.

Donny leaned back in the bench. "Yeah. This relationship between her and that girl? It's disgusting. I mean, that Willow chick over there needs to stick to her own kind and keep her mortal mits off my impressionable kid sister."

"I see. Why would you call Tara impressionable?" Lindsey asked.

"I mean, come on, look at her," Donny snickered. "Look at what she's wearing, listen to her stutters. She's klutzy and shy. She's the kind of kid that would get into a car with a stranger if he offers her candy. I'm sure this Willow chick has been scheming to do something to Tara."

"No more questions," Lindsey nodded.

A few moments later, Winifred stepped up to the bench. "Donny... may I call you Donny?" asked Winnie

"You may," the young man leered, making Winnie shift uncomfortably.

"Alright, Donny. I've been researching your relationship with Tara, but I always ended up reviewing the same thing: Tara's medical history." Winnie continued. "Do you remember what happened at Tara's tenth birthday party?"

Donny chuckled. "Oh, yeah, that was so much fun. Dad had gotten this pony and it was in the backyard. Tara got really scared of it and started running around the backyard. She didn't look where she was going and fell right into her own birthday cake and she had to cry. It was so funny."

"Is that really how that went?" Winnie frowned. "According to the medial report, little Tara was happily riding the pony and you pushed her off just as the pony was walking past the cake-table. You humiliated her in front of her classmates, ruined her party and her cake and, oh and now we come to the reason for the medical report, she hit her head really hard on the table and had to spend the rest of her birthday in the hospital for observation, didn't she?"

"Yeah, well," Donny sputtered. "It was just a harmless prank. No harm done."

"Just as there was no harm done on the 4th of July celebration when Tara was sixteen and you stuffed lit firecrackers down the back of Tara's shirt? I assumed the first and second degree burns across her back could be considered a harmless prank as well, then? Or what about christmas of 2000?"

"All harmless," Donny scoffed.

"Harmless?" Winnie raised a voice a bit. "You broke her wrist and set her on fire!"

"Only her hair... a bit," Donny shrugged. "Look, it was just... messin' around. Brother-sister stuff."

"Hm, like that time you stole money from your mentor during your basic training and blamed Tara for it? Ah, yes, you did come clean, when Tara was close to being expelled and left back for a year because she had no alibi and only then because you were found out by your father. May I put to motion," Winnie continued. "That you have a long-standing history of pulling these so-called 'harmless' pranks on your poor sister and that this entire proceeding, apart from wasting this tribunal's time, is just another way to make life difficult on your long suffering sister?"

In the background, Willow lay head on Tara's shoulder, offering support. She had known that Tara and her brother were often at odds, but she never realized he had been so terrible to her.

"Now, see here!" Donny rose from the bench, but a glare from the Hortator made him sit down again.

Winnie held her hands behind her back and she paced back and forth in silence for a moment. "In fact, I think it's safe to say that you are far more harmful to her than this so-called 'exposure' to Willow could ever be! Do you feel threatened by her, is that it? Or are you just a spiteful little toad who wants everybody to be just as miserable as you are?"

"Well, what do you expect?" Donny glowered. "Tara. Daddy's little girl. She's always been his favorite! Oh, he denies it, but I'm not stupid, not then and not now. Where does that leave me, then, ey dad?"

Tara frowned slightly and glanced towards the bench where her father was sitting. Her father, however, avoided her gaze.

"No more questions," Winnie nodded.

---

"Mr. Maclay," Lindsey spoke. "I'm sorry to take you away from your Harvesting, but I'm certain you see the need for this interruption. May I ask, what are your thoughts on relationships between Reapers and mortals?"

"It's no secret that I disapprove of such relationships," Donald Maclay replied, never looking to where his daughter and Willow were sitting.

"So it's safe to assume that you disapprove of your daughter's relationship with miss Rosenberg?"

"Yes. I disapprove."

"I understand that you found out about your daughter's relationship when they were already living together."

"That is correct."

"Why do think she had not told you?"

"Because she knows I'd disapprove. I've only only wanted the best for my daughter. A good education, a prime apprenticeship and a stellar career."

"And, of course, a family. With another Reaper," Lindsey filled in.

"Exactly. Nothing but the best for my daughter."

"And do you consider miss Rosenberg 'the best' for your daughter?"

Donald Maclay fell silent for a moment and took a deep breath. "No," he finally said impassionedly.

"Could you elaborate?"

"The facts speak for themselves," Donald Maclay shrugged. "She failed to report miss Rosenberg to the Head Office, kept secrets from her and from us. She risked her career. I've told her on several occasions that this relationship could only end in pain for her and for miss Rosenberg. My Tara and miss Rosenberg are worlds apart, worlds that should never cross."

"No more questions," Lindsey spoke and Winifred took the floor.

"Mister Maclay," Winnie started. "Worlds have already crossed. Both Collectors and Harvesters live among mortals and are already socially and culturally affected by..."

"Miss Burkle," the Hortator broke in. "I've warned you both before. Policy is not to be decided here. Stick to the particulars of the case."

"I retract my statement and offer apologies to the Tribunal," Winnie sighed. "Mister Maclay. Do you love your daughter?"

Donald Maclay blinked. "What kind of question is that? Of course I do."

"I've been reading Tara's psychological reviews of the past several years and they say the same thing: that you've been pushing her very hard," Winnie said.

Donald shifted slightly. "Yes. I love my daughter and I want her to do well. I don't apologize for encouraging her to work hard and get the most out of her life and career."

"I'm not disputing that," Winnie said. "Is that why you convinced Tara to try out for Harvester training?"

"It was a good career path for her," Donald replied. "Better than staying a Collector. Higher salary, better hours, more prestige, more freedom."

"Would you say Tara was happy during her training days?"

"I would like to think so."

"That was not what I asked," Winnie said.

Donald sighed deeply. "No," he finally said. "In fact, I fear it drove us apart. Further apart than we already were."

"Have you seen much of Tara since she met Willow?"

"Not as much as I would have liked."

"Did she seem happier to you during these times?"

Donald Maclay sighed heavily. "Yes," he sighed. "She looked radiant, even. Happier than I've ever seen her. I've not seen her this way since..."

"Yes?"

"I do not wish to discuss this in public, miss Burkle," Donald sighed heavily. "I ask that you let the matter lie, please."

The Hortator broke in. "You cannot, mister Maclay. This is Tribunal. I'm sorry, but you are required to answer the question."

"And your daughter's continued happiness might depend on it," Winifred pressed. "Please, continue."

Donald Maclay sighed deeply. "Do you have any idea what it's like to tell your two children, one eight, one six, that their mother is never coming home again? I don't wish that on anyone. Accidents do happen and in the real world, we Reapers are as fragile as the mortals are. Elizabeth was the most loving and compassionate woman I've ever known..."

"I'm sorry for you loss, mister Maclay," Winnie said truthfully. "How did Tara handle the news?"

"She was devastated, couldn't believe me at first. I think part of her died along with her mother that day. I don't think she was ever truly happy again." Donald sighed, this time looking directly at her daughter. "Until she met miss Rosenberg."

"Miss Rosenberg makes your daughter happy," Winifred frowned. "So why do you disapprove of their relationship? May I speculate? Your wife was a Collector, right? I assume there's another reason why you wanted your daughter to be a Harvester. Safety," Winifred concluded. "Harvesting is much safer than Collecting, because Harvesters tend to spend days, sometimes even weeks in an ethereal state, much more than the average Collector and generally their exposure to the mortal world is much smaller."

"There... there is that," Donald admitted. "C-could we not do this. Not here..."

"You must, mister Maclay," the Hortator place.

Donald Maclay sighed for a moment, looking his stricken daughter in the eyes from across the bench for a moment. "There's another reason. It became... more and more painful for me to watch Tara grow up. She... reminded me more of her mother every single day, from her small mannerisms to her looks. I could see her mother in her rare smiles and Tara has endless compassion and love, just like her mother. I... wanted her to change, I think, by convincing her to become a Harvester rather than a Collector. To become something else than her mother."

"Dad," Tara whispered softly and squeezed Willow's hand.

"To become something she's not? But do you deny that, since she has failed her Harvester exam, she has done very well for herself? She has a budding career in which she excels, a steady income, a good home and, to top it all off, a loving relationship. And you said yourself she's never been happier. You say you want the best for your daughter, then does this not quality as the best? Does miss Rosenberg really need to be a Reaper for Tara's life to be complete?"

Donald sighed and looked at were Willow and Tara were sitting, noticing that Willow was holding Tara's hand and kneaded her shoulder, while her daughter was looking at him with tears in her eyes, awaiting his answer.

"No," he spoke hesitantly. "Maybe not."

"Mister Maclay, my colleague asked if you approved of their relationship. Based on your answers to my questions, will you change your answer? If knowing that being with Willow makes Tara happier than she has been in years, do you approve of their relationship?" Winifred asked gently.

Donald thought for a moment, bathing the entire room in silence. There was a single cough from the audience, but nothing more until Donald spoke. "Yes," he finally said, barely louder than a whisper.

One member of the audience protested, however. "DAD!" shouted Donny. "You can't do this! You can't let them do this, come on! Look her her, she's dumb mortal. You're just gonna let this happen?! Let this Willow-chick be part of our family? No way, I won't stand for it!"

"Donny," Donald glowered before the flabbergasted Hortator could react. "Sit down!"

But Faith was way ahead of him. "HEADS UP!" she shouted and Donny turned toward her just in time to see the foot of a copper cordon holder travelling towards his face. With an audible clonk, the copper instrument collided against his forehead, knocking him a few feet back and into the aisle. There were startled murmurs everywhere when Faith stood over her victim, dropped her cordon holder, wiped her hands and gave Willow and Tara two thumbs up.

"Miss Lehane!" the Hortator responded angrily. "For this shameful and disrespectful act, I hereby order you removed from this Tribunal. Begone!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha, Horty. But it was worth it," Faith snorted and turned to Tara. "Good luck, T," she said while squeezing Tara's shoulder slightly. With that, Faith was escorted out of the courtroom by two bailiffs who also dragged the body of the unconscious Donny behind them.

"Yes, well," the Hortator sighed. "Recess. We'll continue in fifteen minutes."

---

"Dad," Tara said while she and her father were standing in the hallway. "Why didn't you tell me that you felt this way?"

Donald Maclay sighed heavily. "I suspected that telling you I wanted you to be less like your mother would do more harm than good."

"Dad, um," Tara said. "This is Willow. I'm, uh, glad you finally met."

Hesitantly, Tara's father extended his hand, which Willow slowly took. "Uh, pleased to meet you?" Willow probed.

"I suppose I am now," Donald Maclay shrugged. "Look, I suppose I'm sorry I let this come so far. And I'm sorry I haven't had Donny's head examined while you were growing up."

"We have a lot to talk about dad," Tara offered a half-smile.

"I suppose so," Donald Maclay sighed. "Now I've got to see to Donny. Apparently, somebody stole his robe and his wallet."

---

Recess ended rather quickly and Tara trembled when the next witness took the stand.

"Mort Ripley," Mort said calmly after he took the stand. "Harvester Overseer, L.A. region."

Tara squeezed her eyes shot. Would he tell? Because if the truth would come out... a Harvester sparing an assignment was the ultimate sin and the consequences would be so dire. Rationally, Tara knew he could not tell without implicating herself, but still...

"You were Tara's mentor during Harvester's training, right?" Winifred asked.

"That is correct," Mort confirmed. "Though I was convinced that Tara was not Harvester material from day one. I have found Tara to be a kind and compassionate woman, whose role should be a Collector. I have tried to convince Tara of this on several occasions, but she would not hear of it, and continued her training."

"Then came the day of her first assignment," Winifred asked. "Did you cut her loose?"

"I observed her, as is standard. I fear I cannot say more without breaking Mentor-Apprentice confidentiality, which I will not do."

Tara let out a breath she didn't know she was holding. She did not fear for herself, but some of the more zealous elements of the higher ups could have ordered Willow's soul to be harvested retro-actively, and that was something she could not bear to think of.

Lindsey was up next. "Mister Ripley," Lindsey smiled. "Tara's first assignment was in Sunnydale, right? Could be it be that she failed her assignment because she was distracted from her target? Could it be because she met Willow during her assignment?"

"No," Mort replied simply.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"How can you be sure?"

"I observed her."

"But you could be wrong."

"No."

"You can be wrong, mister Ripley," Lindsey grinned like a shark.

"I was not wrong when I flunked you, mister MacDonald."

Lindsey balled his fists as he regarded Mort coldly. "Yes, you were, Ripley," Lindsey snarled. "No more questions!"

---

Willow looked up to Tara for encouragement when she took the witness-box. Ever since she was a child, she had always hated being the center of attention, but this time, she found herself strengthened by Tara's ever-loving smile.

Winifred was the first to speak. "Willow, this must be so very difficult for you. By loving Tara, you have come in contact with a world that you never suspected even existed. And now, this strange society is judging your love."

Willow nodded nervously in response.

"What does Tara mean to you?"

"Tara's my everything," Willow stated. "I won't let you take her away from me. I won't!"

"Could you tell me what happened when you discovered Tara's cloak?"

Willow took a deep breath. "I tried it all and everything got kinda wonky. I fell through the floor and it was really hard to breathe. When I finally got the thing off my back, I just was so scared I had to get out of there. I don't think I ever saw Tara there at first, I just bolted. And when I did come back, Tara had left. So I did everything I could to find her, to bring her back."

"And you did?"

"Yes," Willow said. "I don't think I can be without her anymore," she smiled, looking directly at Tara.

"Do you fear Tara?"

"Never."

"Do you fear Death?

Willow thought for a moment. "Not anymore," she said after thinking for a moment.

No further questions.

Lindsey approached the box while Winifred sat down. "Miss Rosenberg, would you call yourself a spiteful person? The reason I ask, just imagine, hypothetically, you and miss Maclay break up. Would you try to hurt her? That is, would you, for example, sell your story to a magazine, or spread word about our society?"

Willow scoffed. "Tara and I are forever. And I am not spiteful! I mean, I've never done anything wrong in my life. I'm straight and narrow, well, except that I'm gay, obviously, so I'm probably more narrow than straight. Never committed any crimes, never cheated on a test, never even looked at anything remotely illegal. Unless you're talking about mp3's, those are sorta illegal. And, uhm, all those avi's and DVD's I've been downloading... I know it's wrong, but Tara and I have only a little money left after the bills are paid each month and it's so easy to succumb cause the connection is there and bittorrent is freely available. But never games. I never download games.... Oh, I can't lie, that only makes it worse. Games too, I download games too. And my Windows is illegal. And I've hacked maybe a dozen government agencies, and made life miserable for anti-gay websites in my RedBaroness days, and though that's technically illegal, I'm in no way apologizing for that."

"Miss Rosenberg..." Lindsey tried to break in.

"And this one time when I was fifteen, I always hung out with my friend Xander in the mall in front of the gym. They had this big window and you could see all the girls working out. I always denied it, but Xander wasn't the only one oggling the spandex-clad babes. Tuesday evening was always Stretch-Aerobics class. I'm very sorry for oggling, and I think it was illegal because I hadn't officially come out yet. And when I was sixteen, my friend Larry and I set up a paint-bomb filled with pink paint in our high school's Young Republicans Club lounge and let it go off when they were having a club meeting. Larry talked me into it, and... no, I'm not apologizing for that either. And when I was twelve, I..."

"We don't need your life's story, miss Rosenberg, I just..."

"Okay, so Tara made a mistake. But I made a mistake too, by running away. But we fixed everything! And you know what, I'm not a danger to your society! You're a danger to yourself! Tara never told me anything. I found out everything I needed to know about your Reapers on the net and in history books! That's right, plus, I hacked into your 'secured' computer system because you had an unsecured back-door in your system. I didn't put it there, I only made use of it. And if I had more time and a more powerful laptop, I could have done some real damage to your servers too! Face it, any idiot with a computer is a bigger threat to you than I will ever be. Because if I hurt you, I'd hurt Tara and that I will never do! So all this bullploppy about rules of dating is all nonsense! Because the clues are in the paintings, it's in the language, it's in history all in plain view! So what are you going to do, hm? Are you going burn all the paintings, shut down all the linguistic forums, destroy the internet? Cause there's nothing us humans like more than a solving a good mystery, even if the clues are tiny. And I know I'm channeling Captain Picard here, but I don't care! You're only hurting yourself... I don't care what you do, and I don't care what you say. I'm going to stay with Tara!"

The Hortator blinked for a moment. "That, um, was a highly articulate outburst, miss Rosenberg."

"I, uh, forgot what I was going to ask," Lindsey blew out a load of air. "I, uh, think all my questions are answered."

Tara had never been more proud of Willow until now. Her Willow had effectively taken over the entire Tribunal and hit her argument home with one Fancy Dan of a babble.

---

Willow and Tara sat in silence, merely holding each other tightly while the Tribunal deliberated. There was nothing more to say, all what was left to do was to hope.

"Hey, psst," sounded behind Tara. Both Willow and Tara looked over their shoulders to see... Donny? 'Donny' lifted his hood and revealed that it was Faith, who had apparently snuck back in wearing Donny's robe. Tara smiled in spite of herself, being so very grateful to have Faith's unconditional friendship.

The Tribunal returned from deliberation and handed the Hortator the form (in triplicate) that contained their conclusion. He frowned for a moment. "This Tribunal has decided in Case 103759-B and have ruled... inconclusive. Two votes in favor of the relationship, one against."

Tara squeezed Willow's hand.

"What does that mean?" Willow whispered. "Have we won?"

"No. The r-ruling has to be u-unanimous," Tara sighed while the visitors behind them murmured amongst themselves.

"Silence," ordered the Hortator. "We see no other recourse than to have Anubis, the head of miss Maclay's order, decide the outcome of this case."

A few moments later, two Reapers were carrying in an ornate chalice, engraved with all sort of depictions of violent and bloody death, and set it down in front of Willow. When Willow pulled her eyes away from the disemboweling immortalized in pewter, she studied the liquid inside. "It's, um, green and smokey and bubbly. I'm taking a bet that this is no dr. Pepper? Tara, what is this?"

"I... don't know," Tara said softly.

"Miss Rosenberg, this Tribunal requires you to drink from the chalice."

Willow crumpled her nose at the foul-smelling liquid. She carefully took the chalice in hand and regarded the contents once more. "Baby," she told Tara just before taking a big sip. "You owe me so many smoochies for this."

Willow fainted almost immediately.

---

I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore, Willow thought when she found herself floating in a searing grey mist, so think she could not see more than one foot ahead. There was a light in the distance and she felt herself being pulled towards it.

The mist seemed to clear up a bit, but she still couldn't see far ahead. Willow gulped when she saw a muscular man appear. He wearing a linnen loincloth and nothing else, but his most impressive feature was the smooth obsidian head of an emotionless jackal.

"A-are you Anubis?" Willow asked.

The jackal-man frowned and pointed at his head. "You're kidding, right?"

Willow bit her lip for a moment. "What is this place?"

"The Conduit," Anubis shrugged. "The place where the souls pass from the mortal coil to the appropriate afterlife. I serve as the gatekeeper. But that's one interpretation. Maybe you've simply seen to much episodes of Twin Peaks and are make this all up in a drugged up state. Wouldn't that be silly, hm? Well, I'm already wearing a diaper, I only need to start talking backwards. Kool! eht eulc! kees eht eucl!"

"Uhm," Willow rolled her eyes, wondering what kind of madness she'd stepped in this time around. Ever since she had met Tara, some amazing things had been happening to her. This was no exception.

"Right, all business then," Anubis motioned towards a large man-sized set of scales. "Time to weigh your Ka, Willow. Please step onto the right side of the scales when I tell you to." That said, Anubis placed a weight on the left side of the scales and motioned Willow to step on. With some trepidation, Willow did so, half expecting herself to fall down because the counterweight was so small. But, to her surprise, Willow did not move at all.

"Well, that's it," Anubis said. "You're Ka's been weighed. You've been judged worthy."

"That's it?" Willow frowned.

"That's it," Anubis replied.

"Really?"

"What part of 'That's it' don't you understand?" Anubis raised an eyebrow, which looked very, very odd to Willow.

"It's just that," Willow shrugged, "it feels kinda anticlimactic."

Anubis shrugged and pointed down. Willow was startled to see that the scales were precariously placed above a deep pit. Inside the pit, she could see an odd creature running around. It had the body of a leopard, the backside of a hippo and the head of a crocodile. When it saw that Willow had spotted it, it snapped at her for good measure.

"Well, if it's any consolation to you, if you'd been judged unworthy, you'd have fallen into the pit and Ammat would have eaten your soul."

Willow looked at the monster again and paled considerably. "I, uh, would have liked to have known that before I stepped onto the scales. Uh, so if I fell down there, it would have destroyed my immortal soul?!"

"Nah," Anubis scoffed. "Souls can't be destroyed. If you'd been eaten, your soul would simply have gone through the motions, so to speak. Think of it as a sort of purgatory."

"Oh. Oh... Ewww," Willow made a face. "But, wait a minute, I'm worthy? Does... does that mean Tara and I can stay together?!"

Anubis frowned. "Who's Tara?"

"You don't know?"

"Hey, I don't ask questions, I just weigh stuff," Anubis shrugged.

"So why didn't you... How come... I mean... Why did we have to go through all that emotional rollercoaster stuff and all the pain and anguish of that stupid Tribunal, worrying so much about being split up. I mean, here you are and you can just weigh me and decide in 5 seconds?"

"Hah!" Anubis crossed his arms. "It's just me, Ammat and Apepi over there by the watercooler. We have to process 150.000 souls every single day, seven days a week. We can't just drop everything for every Tom, Dick and Willow who happens to pass by, now can we?"

"I, um, suppose not."

"Besides, if those bureaucratic idiots up there get wind of how quick this weighing goes, they'll be sending down hundreds of people to get weighed each day. So, if anyone asks, time passes more quickly in the Conduit and we've actually been deliberating for a week, okay?"

---

Willow opened her eyes and found herself lying on the floor of the courtroom with her head on a soft pillow, and staring right into Tara's blue, loving eyes. Hm, and that wonderful smile, those gorgeous lips, those perfect sassy bre... Oh, bad Willow! There are other people here, doofus!

"A-are you okay, sweetie?" Tara said. "I was so worried."

"I think so," Willow said. "I still have all my limbs. And you still owe me loads of smoochies."

"Well, that settles that," the Hortator said. "Miss Rosenberg is still alive, so Anubis rules in favor of the relationship between miss Maclay and miss Rosenberg. Case cl..."

"WAIT!" Willow spoke up. "Um, after the week that it took Anubis to decide," Willow blushed slightly. "He, um, also said that Tara and I have been under a lot of emotional distress lately. So he ruled that the camp of the loser should finance an all expenses-paid trip to a location of our choosing."

Lindsey scraped his throat. "This is highly unusual..."

"Would I lie about something like this?" Willow said, being careful to avoid eye-contact with everyone in the room.

"Alright, done," the Hortator pronounced. "Case closed!"

"WOOHOO!" shouted Faith as she threw off the cloak and flipped off Lindsey before running to her friends. "Drinks are on me, I just had a small windfall coming my way."

---

Tara had been in a blissful state all day. There would be no more fears now, because their relationship was now officially approved by the Head Office and because she higher ups had wanted to use this Tribunal to set an example and lost, they wanted this whole case buried as quickly as possible, so any inquiries in Willow's past were out of the question forever. They were free.

Well, almost...

They still had to fill out close to two-hundred forms each. Four stacks lay in front of them as they sat on their couch in their comfy living room, while Willow, who was suffering from an acute case of writer's cramp, rested her head on Tara's shoulder, who was still filling in forms. They'd been filling out forms all day, and were determined to get it done and out of the house. They'd gotten very far, and were close to the end. Close to freedom.

And then there was the payrise, also a good thing. Tara would earn an extra fifty cents an hour. Because she was on call basically 24/7, that would mean an extra 340 dollars in the kitty each month, money that she and Willow could desperately use. Winifred was nice enough to invite them to a party, but they gratefully thanked her for her efforts and said they preferred to be alone for a while, which was true.

Still, there was one thing that Tara desperately wanted to know.

"Willow?" Tara asked while Willow had resumed writing on the forms. "What's Anubis really like?"

Willow frowned. "You don't know?"

"No," Tara replied. "Sweetie, I'm not sure if you know this, but the number of Reapers that actually met him can be counted on one hand. Usually, there's just another Tribunal if the first one fails to give a unanimous ruling. My goddess, you've been to the Conduit! That's profound!"

"Well," Willow shifted slightly, pressing her cheek against Tara while rubbing her lover's tummy ever so softly. "He was sorta laid-back. But I don't if what I saw was real. I could just have been trippin' on that green stuff they fed me, you know? Maybe it was LSD or something."

"Anubis never mentioned an all-expenses paid trip, did he?" Tara offered a knowing half-smile.

"You know that, I know that, but the Hortator didn't know that," Willow giggled. "Baby, that was the last form you just filled out," she added before letting out a yawn.

"It's over," Tara smiled. "It's really over."

"I really want smoochies now, but... I'm sleepy, can't see straight and lost all feeling in my hand."

"Me too," Tara replied. "Snuggles now, smoochies in the morning?" Tara suggested.

"There'd better be smoochies in the morning," Willow said, not being too tired to kiss her girlfriend on the lips.

[hr]

This is not the end of the story by far, though. There's plenty more adventures left for me to write about. It'd be fun to do a chapter that's focuses on Faith and Buffy too, I think. Till next time! :)

EDIT : Changed one line
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Willowtree252 » Sun May 14, 2006 3:56 pm

:pinky DIBS yes this is wonderful please don,t stop I want to see where thay go from here thay have had so much pain in there life happness please more soon please :kitty
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby WillowRulez » Sun May 14, 2006 4:13 pm

I think a Buffy & Faith chapter would be cooly wooly!
So it really was Donny that spilled? For a sec I thought Mr Maclay only blamed Donny. Gee, what an ass! But hey, he is loooooneeellly. ;)
Really enjoyed the whole story Tara told Willow and I laughed out loud at the mention of KITT and David Hasselhoff.
And Willow babbeling her way through Lindsay's question was too funny :smash
Great update, as usual! :x
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby spells42 » Sun May 14, 2006 4:19 pm

Mmmmmmm..... nice.

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Darth Pacula » Mon May 15, 2006 1:24 am

G'day, UO.

Meh, I think you were worrying about nothing here mate. This chapter flowed nicely for me.

I liked Willow's 'Good Impression' outfit. Black, blue, green and red all at once, and that's 'perfectly matched'? :lol Still, I'd love to see a picture of her wearing it.

The reference to Big Arnie was a hoot, too.

But I'm thinking Faith took it easy on Turd-boy, sometimes known as Donnie. Personally, I'd have done something more along the lines of something involving a pineapple, a railroad spike and one of the more personal bodily orifices. But that's just me. :devil

Lindsay's cross-examination of Tara ... well, lets just order a second helping of what I ordered for Donnie, shall we? Making Tara cry? Oh, you are so cruising for a monumental arse kicking, you smarmy git. :rage

Though Willow's objection was amusing, if somewhat ... legally tenuous. Doubly so was the list of their planned adventures, especially the bit where King Kong blew his share of Solomon's fortune on giant bananas.

That list of Donnie's atrocities ... well, if I didn't want to kill the bastard before, that last little bit of tolerance is out the window. Where'd I leave my axe? :rage

The reason for Tara's Dad's behavior was touching, if misplaced. He really needs to rethink the way in which he interacts with his daughter. His son ... well, I don't think anyone will miss him right? Or will I need an alibi? :devil

Mort handled Lindsay handily though. Serves the smarmy git right!

"You, um, have an amazing lung capacity, miss Rosenberg."


You know, for some reason, that line sounds somewhat familiar. :hmm :grin

Anubis? :lol I loved him! Sarcastic and to-the-point, my type of celestial judge. :grin Willow was nice and sneaky too, adding in that little vacation clause to Anubis' decision.

Great fun mate. Keep it up ... or else. :devil

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby inlerf » Mon May 15, 2006 2:17 am

lol, love your OCs.

and there isn't too much dialogue, just maybe willow's babbles can be a little leaner. :x

update!!!
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby sacinema » Mon May 15, 2006 6:21 am

Not to much dialog. Loved the update. Fortunately everything went well for the two of theme. Even Donny got his :smash. Thanks to Faith. But for a while I feared that she could ruin everything with her well ment outbursts. The strongest witnesses were Tara's father and Willow. Who could resist cute Willow babble.

Thanks. And I'm really wondering what you have in store for our girls.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Useful_Oxymoron » Mon May 15, 2006 2:12 pm

As I promised, here are replies to comments to part 18. Sorry for the delay.

Pinocchio - Thank you! Yeah, I'm a huge Looney Tunes fan. Still trying to get my hands on those Looney Tunes Gold Collection DVD's.

Dianeswillowtree - Oh, I am well aware of the rules that apply on The Kitten. Besides, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if Willow and Tara wouldn't be together and happy. :wtkiss But that doesn't mean the road to happiness can't be bumpy. ;)

WillowRulez - Update is here, sorry about the meanie ending. :kdevil Willow was just a bit nervous in the beginning, she caught on later. :D Yeah, Reaper society offers some deals, but also demands much, I'm afraid.

Hey, Faith can read! :D

AlysonGoddess - I think Chris explained it better than I can. Willow absorbs so many details, she can muddle things up, like Chris said. Besides that, she got nervous in the beginning and Tara hasn't yet told her everything about her yet. Tara was much calmer and is more of a quiet observer. Update has been posted!

Thianne - I'm working as fast as I can here. :) Rest assured.

Grayson - Yeah, exactly. I'm currently working at a very burocratic office. My job is literally taking one piece of paper from one file and putting it in another. Yet I imagine Reaper burocracy is infinitely worse.

There'll actually be a bit more on Joyce in part 20, since this is something that needs to be addressed, I think. I love writing Dawn, she's cute and often ignored in fanfic, as you say, which is a shame because she's got great potential (and not just for comedy). Glad you like my interpretation of her.

And you're right, Tribunal will be hard for them. :(

caz - Thanks! And yes, he does indeed. :D

Paul - First of all, sorry again about that line in part 20. Sometimes I use a bit that sticks to mind without realizing where it came from. Sorry again, line is changed. Faith'll take care of everything, though. :D

You're right about love being put on trial is wrong, but Reapers do need to protect themselves to some degree.

'Big Arnie Willow'... Scary mental image there. ;-) Still, a scary looking Willow holding a big machine gun, uhh... :blush

Oh, we want Indy-ish stories! Please, Please! :pray Not to much Angel-stuff in this story, I'm afraid, though. :)

Taralicious - Oh, Tara's dad has been nasty to her, sadly. But yes, he was never a snitch.

Harvesters are priviliged in every way because they are PTB's way to determine humanity's fate, while Collectors just do the underpaid, overworked grunt-work. That's why most Collectors tried out for Harvester at one point in their lives.

Faith was trying to make Tara feel better with her ant-story. I doubt she even read the book to be honest. ;) I always have fun thinking out backstories and designing worlds, it's where my RPG background comes in handy. Heh, service industry, I like that classification. :D

For Darla and Winnie, who went through many reviews, see this whole process as something only a crazy burocracy could think of. There are Reaper Superiors who are much more rulemongers than she is. Winnie is simply there as a Union representative to see to it that Tara's rights are observed, while Darla makes the final decision.

Or maybe it's just that we Kittens, as outside observers, know that Willow and Tara's union has been blessed and ordained by powers higher than we can comprehend so as to be unanswerable as to its constancy.


That's beautiful! LOL! If I'd get my hands on a real whip, I'd probably find a way to kill myself with it. :) :blush on the Tara DVD. :blush

Will no one rid us of this turbulent priest?


I hope you're not talking about me here. :D

Sacinema - Thanks. I appreciate your fb unconditionally, don't worry about skipping a part. Actually, it's Faith that's going to have a chat with Donny, though perhaps our girls aren't done with him yet. :(

I needed boss for Tara. Darla was as good as anyone, and she's kinda funny on Angel.

There is only one thing I'm wondering about: Why can't normal people don't be reapers? Meaning: What makes the reapers special? Do they have special astral projection gens? Silly question maybe. Maybe I missed some things in previous chapters.


Oh, anyone can be a Reaper, but Reapers need to be trained from a young age to be able to shift into ethereal state. Willow could have been a Reaper if she'd been trained a young age, but as it stands now, she'd be too old to ever learn to be an effective Reaper.

Anne - Yeah, more of Donnie's interference. :( Chris explained it best in his reply. Of course, Willow's nerves didn't help her much, sadly. Update has been posted by now. :)

Chris - Actually, Willow has some of her best babbles during Tribunal. :)

On how Willow and Tara thing: Very astute, I couldn't have put it better myself, actually. Though Willow was supposed to be initially nervous, I don't think that came across very well. Hm, actually the original plan was to have Willow get all answers wrong and Tara get all answers right, but I changed that because it just wasn't realistic.

You're right in saying Tara still has to reveal much of herself to Willow and is in the process of doing so. Willow is constantly observing Tara too, like you said. And she does realize how close a bond Tara and Faith have.

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Thianne » Mon May 15, 2006 2:20 pm

my mom is kicking me out the computer so....short feedback: i love it!

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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Artemis » Sat May 20, 2006 4:36 am

I love courtroom drama, so this was a hoot, as well as a great way to get everyone in a room and lay out all their points of view. And in the case of Donald (sr, of course), to really bring him face to face with the truth of his daughter's life and choices, not just his superficial impressions, and see how he reacts to that. And it wasn't a complete surprise that he had the balls to admit he'd been wrong once the facts were staring him in the face - even when he's appeared in previous chapters in an antagonistic role, it's been with Tara's best interests at heart, from his point of view. Now that his point of view is more in line with reality, it'll be interesting to see how he and Tara approach their relationship, and where Willow will fit in. She and Tara have sort of been honeymooning since the big secret came out, but now it seems like there'll be the opportunity for Willow to really get to see the Reaper world.

Donald jr, on the other hand... could he be posted to Antarctica, or something? He's got this entirely childish outlook on the world that's just infuriating - no matter what he does, he's never going to see that it's his fault. Odds of Tara and her brother reconciling, as she may do with her father: slim to none. Odds of that bothering me: ditto.

Speaking of Donnie, with relation to faces and walls and missing wallets, I :love Faith. I mean this in the best possible way (I have to specify, because taken the wrong way it could sound like a criticism, which is so isn't), she's like a cartoon character - but real at the same time. There's just this crazy Daffy Duck quality to her, but always beneath it is her strong, intensely loyal personality. The prospect of a Faith/Buffy-based chapter is one I'm really looking forward to. Stand-out moments: "I seem to have violently shoved your brother's face into the wall. Oh, I am such a klutz", and the double thumbs-up after smacking Donnie down. Okay, my favourites seem to involve Donnie being injured - but it's the perfect situation for letting out Faith's insane Daffy Duck side, because she can go nuts and there's no bad consequences. Just Donnie getting beat up repeatedly - like I said, no bad consequences.

As for the stars of our story, they shone - the courtroom put them on display in their purest form, and so there's Tara, shy and hesitant but with Willow's support indomitable, and Willow objecting in best law-and-order fashion at Tara being made to cry - she's devoted to Tara, and doesn't even stop to think for an instant that objecting in court because the prosecuting counsel is a poopy-head makes no sense at all. And it seemed like that wasn't lost on the court.

A yay for Mort too, protecting Willow and Tara, and at the same time doing a lot to undermine Wesley's case - it seemed like Wesley didn't even realise how he'd weakened his position by being drawn into revealing Mort's flunking of him, and I bet that had the courtroom thinking "Oh, so that's what this is about..." Big mistake to turn a debate into a clash of personalities, especially when you've got Wesley's personality.

Edited to add: d'oh, I had the feeling I was forgetting something - Anubis rocked. Obscure reference time - he reminded me of the scene in Immortel: Ad Vitam where Anubis and Bast are sitting around a Monopoly board, with Bast glaring at the rules as if they're confusing her on purpose, and Anubis is looking at a playing piece like "What the heck are you supposed to do with this?" And quick thinking on Willow's part to secure a holiday - I'm sure Anubis won't mind. The whole 'point to head' moment was great. And that's got to be a moment Willow will feel pretty good about (not the bit where she asked a dumb question to a guy with a dog's head, I mean the whole experience) - everyone wonders from time to time if they're living a decent, fruitful life, and it surely doesn't suck to have a god tell you you are.

Also, just a hunch: I know a 'fancy dan' is a real baseball thing (at least, I believe so), but did that come about as another DS9 reference?
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby AlysonGoddess » Sun May 21, 2006 5:36 pm

YAY!!! Happy update.. u know my mind is kinda blah right now so i dont have much feedback other than that was awesome and im happy those to can be a couple and please update soon! :)
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby Useful_Oxymoron » Mon May 22, 2006 2:39 pm

Oofff, got it finished before going to bed. :) I promise to get back to replying to my feedback tomorrow, when I get back from work. Sorry about that, but finishing up this story took a little longer than expected.

Title - Don't fear the Reaper.

Chapter 20 : Extra Spicey

Author name - Useful_Oxymoron

Email Address - Viernadevir@hotmail.com

Rating - R - This one gets an R-rating due to the dream sequence in the beginning. And, again, humor about death isn't everybody's cup of tea.

Disclaimer - Well, I don't own Willow or Tara. And if I did, I'd set them free.

Feedback- Is cool. It's always nice to know somebody liked the crap I write.

Summary- The secret is out and Willow and Tara are still together. How will their life together develop from this point?

Notes- Influences for this story: The wonderful film The Frighteners (which everybody should see), lightly Dead Like Me, Terry Pratchett and the Blue Oyster Cult.

Note 2 - This story is focused a bit more on Faith and Buffy. I've even changed my icon for the occasion. :blush

Note 3 - The dream sequence in the beginning is again an example of art imitating life. I've been replying Grand Theft Auto Vice City lately and a few days back, I had a disturbing dream that I was the game's protagonist, made man Tommy Vercetti. The dream in the beginning of the story was almost literally the dream that I had myself, though the 'victim' was actually a bully from my own childhood. And, though I'm not squeamish by any means, afterwards, the dream left me feeling sullied and dirty, especially because it seemed too real for comfort. Oddly enough, I still enjoy the game as I always did. Oh, well, at least I got a nice plot device out of the deal. :D Don't know what GTA:VC is? Check this link : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gta_vice_city
Btw, the game and the dream, take place in 1986.

Italics are thoughts.
bold is a dream.

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Chapter 20 : Extra Spicey

Tara Vercetti grimly stepped inside Willow Rosenberg's office, only to find the nervous young lawyer twittering uncontrollably. Tara shook her head... all of this was supposed to be so easy. Fly into Vice City, do the drugdeal, get back up to Liberty and get on with life. Instead, the drug deal went sour and an unknown party made off with both the drugs and the money. Mob money. Mob money that Tara, and by extention, Willow, was responsible for.

Tara knew that if she wasn't a made woman in the Forelli family, they'd both be hanging from a meathook in a freezer right now.

"I did NOT go to law school for this," Willow trembled visibly. "I went down here to get away from the families, minimal contact, just a few favors every now and then. And now this crap... Oh, shit, we're screwed, we're screwed! We're gonna end up fishfood. Archaeologists will find our skeletons with our feet still in the cement a thousand years for now. I've got the Forelli's breathing down my neck, and Diaz..."

"Shut up, Rosenberg!" Tara scoffed. "I told you, I'm gonna take care of this. We're gonna find that money and present the thieves' dicks to Sonny Forelli on a silver platter."

"Yeah, well," Willow's hand shook while she took a small mirror from her desk, poured on it a small mound of white power from a plastic packet and started spreading it out with her creditcard. "You'd better do it damn quick. Have you got a lead?"

Tara nodded grimly while Willow put a straw to the white powder and sniffed it up deeply, almost instantly calming herself down. "I'll be back in a little while, you take care of yourself and don't snort too much of that crap."

"I love this crap," Willow said while she lent back to enjoy her high. "Keeps my hands from shaking."

A few moments later, Tara sped across the streets of Vice City, through the nights filled with purple neon-lights of the many nightclubs. The yellow power-colored sports-car which she had jacked for the occasion drew a little attention from the pedestrians, but Tara paid them no mind. She fiddled with the radio. V-ROCK blared through the speakers, but Tara was not exactly in the mood for LoveFist this evening. She turned the dial to 'Emotion' where the latin lover DJ Fernando Martinez was just announcing a new song. Tara recognized the song as the theme of one of this new cop shows... What's it called again. Hm, oh, yeah, Miami Vice. Hm, stupid name for a stupid show. I mean, come on, the police always wins, how unrealistic is that?! Everybody knows those donut-belching morons couldn't find their own asses with both hands and a flashlight. Heh, I never expected that show to have made it through its first season. Nice music, though.

Tara thought about Willow, and how she had left her, sitting back in her chair with her eyes closed, enjoying her high and forgetting all about her current troubles with the Forelli's. Hm, when I've found that money, I should take her out sometimes. Maybe go dancing at the Malibu or go for a midnight stroll on the beach? At least she was determined to find that money and get the Forelli's off their backs. Then maybe, Willow wouldn't need to snort that filth to calm down anymore. Oh, Tara had plenty of ideas how to make Willow relax that were not only healthier, but also even more addictive than any drug could ever be. Hmm, no, she's probably not interested... Oh, Tara, Tara, Tara, why do you always have to fall for the straight chicks?

Then again, after ten years in a maximum security prison, 'straight' had become something mythical from the outside.

And then, Tara spotted her target. She followed the pick-up truck for a while before passing it and blocking its way. Tara jumped out of the car and pulled the truck's mewing occupant out of his and threw him into an alley.

"Tara!" shouted the frightened man as Tara pushed him into the wall and drew her Desert Eagle.

"Where's my money, Donny?" Tara asked threateningly as she regarded her idiot brother. The bane of her childhood was now a small-time snitch barely making ends meet. Oh, the irony... "You were the only one who knew about the deal."

"T-t-t-tara," he stammered. "I... I don't know anything about..."

A shot fired in the night. A young man holding his now ruined knee. An uncaring, cold Tara ready to commit fratricide without so much as a second thought. It was a typical night for Tara Vercetti, actually.

"Quit crying, Donny," Tara said. "You've got another knee left."

"Tara!" cried Donny. "You can't do this! I'm your brother."

Tara nodded. "Thanks for reminding me." And so another shot was fired. And a young man lost his other knee. "I remember my 10th birthday party! I remember you stuffing firecrackers down my shirt!"

"T-those were just silly pranks, Tara," Donny begged.

"Pranks?!" Tara screamed, pressing the nozzle of her gun into Donny's mouth. "You broke my wrist and set me on FIRE! Now," she said ominously. "I'm going to ask you ten times where my money is, Donny."

Donny's eyes grew wide when he realized Tara was holding a pair of hedgeclippers in her free hand. "I'm not weak little Tara anymore now, am I? AM I?!"

An hour later Tara returned to Willow's office.

"How'd it go?" Willow asked while Tara returned. Tara shrugged and dumped a bloodied pair of hedgeclippers on her desk.

"He didn't know anything," Tara scowled. "But it was fun nonetheless."

"Glad someone's enjoying herself," Willow trembled and closed the blinds of her office for fear of mafiosi with sniper-rifles. "Now get that off my desk! Haven't you heard of that new-fangled AIDS-thingy the government invented?"

It was then when Tara noticed a man sitting next to Willow's desk. He was wearing a leather coat and a cowboy hat... and a very bad rug to boot.

"Oh, Tara, this is Avery Carrington," Willow said.

"Tara Vercetti," Tara greeted.

"Willow told me all about you, ms. Vercetti," Avery said. "Being a realtor, you run into all kind of difficulties and there's something you might be able to solve for me. Now, there's a..."


Tara suddenly found herself staring through the skylight in her very own loft.

She blinked once. She blinked twice.

Where the hell did that come from?! Tara wondered. It took her a few moments to catch her bearing, because the dream had been so very real. For a moment, she felt disgusted with herself, to have committed violence on such a level without any remorse at all... She felt like taking a long shower and scrubbed herself all over with soap.

She took a few deep breaths and reached to her side for Willow only to find her lover gone. She frowned for a moment, until she heard sounds from the kitchen below her. Tara smiled briefly. She was at home, she was with her love, they were together and Willow wasn't snorting forbidden substances to calm her nerves. Quite a relief to say the least.

Tara grabbed a bathrobe and headed down the stairs. She approached Willow, who was cooking eggs and making toast.

"Morning, baby," Willow greeted.

"Hm, morning," Tara said, treating her lover to a brief good morning kiss on the lips.

"Does somebody owe you money?" Willow asked. "You were talking in your sleep, sounding 'take charge'-y. It was kinda sexy, actually. "

Okay, Faith, no more late night sessions of GTA for this girl, Tara thought to herself. Obviously, I have some issues to work out.

It had been three weeks after the Tribunal, and Willow and Tara had been looking for the perfect moment to start their vacation, and Willow had chosen the free period after exam week. Not only was it the best way to relax after having gone through the stressful exams, it was also the time she could take a few days off from work at the computer shop. But even though exam time was over now, and Willow had obviously aced every single one of them, there was one important event which led them to postpone their vacation for one day.

"Buffy's big day," Tara said. "Faith is so proud of her."

"I'll zip over to Jenny's to work two half days at the computer shop," Willow said. "That's why I woke up so early. Didn't you hear the alarm clock?"

"Obviously not," Tara replied. "Um, did I say anything else in my sleep, sweetie?" Something involving murder, mayhem and destruction of private property, maybe?

"I was too busy being snuggled to notice," Willow smiled warmly. "It's always so hard for me to tear away from you, baby."

Willow finished her breakfast and was off to the computer shop, leaving Tara to gather their clothes and pack for their holiday tomorrow. But first, a nice long shower.

About twenty minutes later, Tara blow-dried her hair and started to work on packing. Unfortunately, Willow and Tara did not own suitcases, but Joyce had promised to lend them some. Buffy's mother was nothing if punctual : at 11 o'clock sharply, the doorbell rung.

Tara welcomed Joyce into her home, where she had laid out the clothes and possessions they were planning to take with them to the resort. From clothes to Willow's laptop to various instruments of personal grooming and make-up to... Tara had quickly put a towel over some articles of clothing that she'd rather not have Joyce see.

"Thanks for lending us your suitcases, Joyce," Tara smiled at the two sturdy big Samsonites. "But I could have picked them up, you didn't have had to drive them over."

"It's no trouble, really," Joyce said, "but, um, I have to admit to having a bit of an ulterior motive to come over."

"Oh?" Tara asked, and motioned Joyce to sit down. "Is s-something wrong?"

"Hm, new chair?" Joyce asked while she sat down on a blue linnen coated lazy chair with wooden arm supports.

"Old chair," Tara smiled. "Somebody threw it out and Willow and I dragged it back home. All of our furniture is second hand... you should recognize your old couch. But that's not why you came here, did you?"

Joyce shook her head. "First of all, I'm not judging anyone here, but I wanted to talk to you... about Faith. At first, I thought Buffy was just, um," she blushed slightly, "experimenting. Not that there's anything wrong with that, lord knows I did some experimenting in my days, but... it looks like Buffy's relationship is getting more serious. Oh, Faith's a nice girl, but, um, she can be a little direct."

"That's Faith, alright," Tara smiled briefly.

"I mean, Faith's kind to Buffy and Dawn thinks she's cool. I... just feel I wouldn't be much of a good mother if I wouldn't... get to know a little bit more about Faith."

"Have you asked her yourself?" Tara asked.

"I've tried, but she's not exactly forthcoming. Now, I know she's legally emancipated from her parents and that she's, um, experienced," Joyce said. "But she never really talks to me about it. What I'm really worried about is that Buffy's going want more than Faith is willing to give her. I just don't want my daughter to be hurt. Buffy's got a bad track record with relationships."

"Joyce," Tara smiled. "Let me put your mind at ease. Faith is smitten."

"You're sure of that?"

"I've known Faith for five years and I've never seen her like this," Tara smiled. "I've no doubt she truly loves Buffy. Faith is impulsive, and tends to express her affections very physically, but don't let that fool you. She might seem tough, but she is a kind person who deserves a lot more than life has been sending her way. "

Tara thought for a moment. What more to tell?. She didn't feel right about telling Joyce about Faith's insecurities. Faith had said goodbye to her family when she was fifteen and never looked back. Faith and Tara had talked so many times over the past five years but whenever the conversation drifted towards Faith's parents, she changed the subject. Tara couldn't be completely sure, but she guessed that they'd been abusive towards her. In any case, it was a chapter of her life that Faith had closed and Tara felt she had no right to talk about it behind her back.

"Look," Tara said. "Faith is an... uncomplicated person. What you see is what you get. She always speaks her mind and she never says something she doesn't mean. If she says she loves Buffy, she does. I can see it in her eyes whenever she talks about Buffy."

Joyce smiled briefly. "Thank you, Tara," she said. "You've set my mind at ease. And, uh, I hope think I'm judging you or lesbians in general. It's just that Buffy keeps telling me she's not gay, so I'm... confused sometimes."

"Not at all," Tara said. "It's great that you're open-minded. I'd like to say my family was accepting, my father was mostly didn't care either way."

"I'm sorry," Joyce said. "I'd love my daughter unconditionally, whatever happens. I just afraid that, if Buffy is gay, she doesn't feel safe enough to come out to me and Dawn. Willow trusted me, and I hope Buffy will too. Did you know that Willow came out to me before everybody else?"

"Really?" Tara asked. "Willow never told me that."

"Oh, yes," Joyce smiled at the memory. "Poor thing. She was trying so hard, but the words came out jumbled and wrong. She was only fifteen back then and, God, she was so scared she was actually trembling. I just told her it was okay and hugged her. She cried for half an hour, she was so relieved. God, she must had been planning her coming out for weeks."

"Knowing Willow, she probably did. Oh, do you want something to drink?"

"No thank you. I just think it's so sad that Willow's parents won't accept her sexuality," Joyce added.

Tara shifted slightly. "Things are getting better. With her dad, at least."

"I'm happy for her," Joyce smiled. "Well, I've kept you long enough. I'll pick you and Willow up later."

"Right, Buffy's big day, how could I forget?" Tara said. "Oh, and will we finally meet the mysterious mister Giles?"

"Maybe..."

---

That afternoon, Buffy's big moment had finally arrived. Standing barefoot on a thick plastic mat, Faith, Tara, Willow, Xander, Anya, Dawn, Joyce and her new beau Giles, were spectators who observed Buffy standing in the middle of the room, clad in her white gi and currently beltless. Around her stood all her instructors, several of her classmates and a few of her students.

Out of the back of the large practise room came an old japanese man in a black gi. Mister Miyagi, the owner of the dojo, who was a man even shorter than Buffy was, stood before her and bowed respectfully, a gesture which Buffy mimicked.

"Buffy Summers," started mister Miyagi in an accented voice. "Through, your years of dedication to the Arts, as well as testimony given by your instructors, your peers and your students, you have proven yourself in all our eyes. I am honored to bestow to you, in front of your peers, your students, your family and your closest friends, the greatest gift I can offer you."

He took an item from a small pillow had been holding and wrapped it around Buffy's waist. With a final tug, Buffy was wearing the coveted Black Belt. She beamed with pride while hearing the cheers and applause from the people she considered to be the closest to her in the world... and noticed with a smile that Faith's woots were definitely the loudest of them all.

"You have reached arrived at a pivotal point on your journey, but rather than to see this as an end, you should see this as a new beginning. There are more challenges ahead, and ever more things to learn. But for now, enjoy the spoils of your victory."

---

Of course, such an event would be incomplete without a big party at the bronze. While Lordi were playing a rocking number from their latest CD, Buffy and friends relaxed in a private alcove away from the dance floor.

"So we finally met the mysterious G-man," Xander grinned. "What's the verdict Buff?"

"He's nice, very British and polite, and he seems to give mom a happy," Buffy said, "Jury's still out with Dawn, she's rather protective of mom. Especially since Ted."

"Maniac-man, Ted," Xander shook his head and turned to Tara and Faith to explain. "It took five of us to take him down after he hit Joyce. And then it kept five of us to keep Dawn from kicking the living crap out of him until the police arrived. Great days."

"Let's not talk about him," Buffy grimaced while the music swept up again, fully aware that Faith's hand was resting on her thigh. "I want less of the 'Eeew, Ted' and more of the 'Yay, Buffy!'."

"Xander is often awkward in conversations," Anya replied. "I've noticed that before. But I forgive a lot because of the many sexings."

The group collectively rolled their eyes. "Well, in any case," Xander pointed out. "Buffy can break all the bones in G-man's body without leaving any marks at all, if he turns out to be trouble. Yay for the black-belted Buffy."

At that moment, a not unattractive looking guy in his twenties approached the alcove where the group was sitting and spent some time concentrating mainly on both Willow and Tara. He strolled over with a slight swagger in his step. "Well, well," said the guy. "Would any of you lovely ladies like to dance with me? I promise I won't step on your feet and freely worship the ground you walk on."

"Uhm," Tara instinctively grabbed Willow hands. "We're, um..."

"Kinda gay," Willow finished with a nod.

The guy frowned for a moment. "Really?"

"R-really," Tara replied.

"Thanks for thinking of us, though," Willow said sincerely.

"Are you all gay?" the guy asked.

Buffy bit her lip for a moment. "I think Faith and I are technically bisexual," Buffy said, causing the guy to perk up slightly, but only until Faith possessively slung an arm around Buffy's waist and shot him a 'use it and lose it, buddy'-look.

The guy shrugged. "Such a loss for men everywhere," he sighed wistfully and made a dignified retreat.

"Oh, you can borrow Xander if you really want to dance!" Anya called after him. "I'm sure he won't mind!" Not surprisingly, there was no answer.

"Ladies," Tara smiled. "I think we've just been complemented.

"I think I've just been scorned," Xander frowned.

"Hey, I just realized we've got four on a row," Faith proclaimed. "Coolio."

Then came the time for gift-giving. Xander gave Buffy one of his classic Wonder Woman comic books, while Tara and Willow handed Buffy a grey T-shirt with the words 'I trained for 12 years and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. Love, Willow & Tara.' printed on it. Anya, not surprisingly, gave money.

"Yeah, I got a present for you too, B," Faith blushed slightly. "It's not really ready yet, and it needs some more layers. But the colors came out very nicely. And, well, I suppose you're wondering why I've been wearing a T-shirt to bed the whole week."

She rolled up her sleeve to her shoulder, revealing a bandage that was wrapped around the middle of her upper arm. "It's still a bit sore," she hissed when she unwrapped the bandage.

"Oh, god, Faith," Buffy's breath caught in her throat when Faith revealed a mostly finished tattoo. It was a red-colored heart surrounded by a trio of thorny roses, dripping blood. Inside the heart, in a gothic font, the letter 'B' was inked.

"It's not finished yet, B," Faith said nervously. "The roses still need to be colored. I, uh, I hope you like it, because it kinda doesn't come off."

"Faith, this... this is like, totally wow," Buffy replied. "Just so... wow."

"A wow?" Faith grinned. "I got a wow! Yes!"

Anya rammed an elbow in Xander's side. "Dammit, Xander, why don't you do something romantic like that for me?! How about a big indian across your back?"

Xander shook his head. "No, no, Ahn. Kinda allergic to the pain that comes with rampant tattooing."

"Screw that, you coward, I want my indian chief!"

Willow pouted slightly. "What about you, Tara? No skin-inked love-statement for me? I thought I was your sweetie? So how about a sapphic love-poem in my name across your back? Or maybe a cute lil willow-tree on your ankle?"

"Um..." Tara blanched slightly. "Will, I..."

"No, it's okay, your soft skin is already perfect," Willow replied. "Don't even think about marring it. In fact, I forbid it," she said mock-imperiously.

With some relief, Tara let out a sigh and offered Willow a sweet smile. "Are you sure, sweetie?"

"I'm serious, don't get a tattoo," Willow said dead-pan this time, letting Tara know that exploring that particular avenue was potentially dangerous to her health.

"Yes, ma'am."

Willow frowned for a moment and peered into the distance, apparently seeing someone she recognized. Then, when a beefy figure pushed through the crowd, she did.

"LARRY!" Willow squealed and almost jumped into his arms when he arrived. "What are you doing here? Why didn't you tell me you were coming to town?"

Willow and Larry had been friends ever since they'd both come out to Sunnydale High, though in a different manner. They were more like partners in crime, in a tireless effort to thwart the anti-gay elements in Sunnydale High, starting with a two year war of attrition with the Young Republicans club. Though the war technically ended with a stalemate after Willow and Larry graduated, they had thwarted the clubs efforts on many occassions and pulled more than a few heinous pranks, though their involvement was never actually proven. After Larry won a football scholarship at the University of Nevada, the two stayed in contact through e-mail and phonecalls.

"Oh, we're just passing through to Cisco," Larry shrugged. "We thought you'd left already and we're only staying with my parents for one night. Lucky to have caught you here, Rosenberg. Oh," he said while he motioned another guy, a buff black-haired jock in his very early twenties to step over. "This is Jason, by the way. Basketball-player extraordinaire."

"Hi," Jason greeted, a bit shyly.

"Hi, I'm Willow. Gosh, I feel like I know you already, because that big doofus over there told me all kind of intimate details about you, Jason," Willow babbled.

"Hold it right there, motormouth, before you sprain your tongue again," Larry chuckled. "This lovely lady here must be Tara."

"H-hi," Tara said, equally shyly as Jason was earlier. "H-how are you?"

In the meantime, Larry crossed his arms and smirked at Buffy. "My, my, Summers, I always knew you wanted to see how the other side lives."

"Oh," Buffy said quickly. "I'm not gay."

"Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, honey," Larry smirked for a moment.

"Besides," Jason said. "Saying you're not gay isn't very convincing when another girl has her hand on your butt."

Faith smirked knowingly at Buffy. Buffy glared at her, but made no move to remove Faith's hand.

"Harris," Larry greeted, but before he could say anything more, Anya quickly stepped in between them.

"Stay away from my penis!" Anya threatened. "Or else!"

"Come again?" Larry blinked.

"Anya!" Xander blushed and buried his face in his hands.

"Xander's penis is my penis too!" Anya protested. "You had your chance, dough-boy."

Larry was more amused than insulted. An embarrassed-to-the-bone Xander quickly dragged Anya to the dancefloor, while he and Jason walked to the bar together with Willow and Tara to share a Real-Life meet-and-greet, leaving Faith and Buffy to remain seated.

"Oh, what a day," Buffy smiled. "I'm officially walking on sunshine, Faith."

"Do you really like the tattoo?"

"I'm a little overwhelmed," Buffy admitted. "But it's definitely of the cool. D-did it hurt?"

Faith grimaced. "Oh, the pain. The pain... So horrible. I'll be five by five, but I'll need lots of kisses to recover, B."

"Allow me," Buffy chuckled before accepting Faith's hungry lips to her own. Away from prying eyes, the two girls engaged in a make-out session to end all make-out sessions.

"God, B," Faith gasped when the other girl was in the process of giving her an above-average sized hickey on the nape of her neck. "If you keep this up, I'll need to get you alone in a room real fast?"

Buffy treated Faith to a teasing kiss to the lips, signifying her intent. There was no doubt in Faith mind that Buffy wanted to celebrate.

---

"Faith," Buffy hissed as Faith's hands into the pockets of her jeans while she was trying to unlock the front door. "Mom and Dawn are at home."

"Oh, yeah," Faith grinned. "Like they don't know, B."

"That's beside the point," Buffy said. "I just hate to broadcast 'Hi, I'm an enormous slut'-rays all over Sunnydale."

"Why?" Faith grinned. "It's only me you're sleeping with. And it's in your bedroom... Of course, if you wanted too, I could take you right here on the front lawn."

"Get inside!" Buffy hissed when she opened the door. Just as she and Faith slipped in, they were confronted with Joyce who sat in the living room, next to... someone else. A tall looking man in green slacks and shirt with a hard look on his face.

"Riley," whispered Buffy while Faith looked from her lover to her lover's ex and back again.

"Buffy," Riley replied while he rose from his seat. Joyce did the same.

"I'll leave you to talk," Joyce said, the coldness apparent in her voice. "Buffy, if you need me, I'll be in the kitchen. Faith, will you come with me for a moment?"

"But..." Faith protested.

"Faith, please," Joyce said. "Riley and Buffy need to sort some things out. Actually, what Buffy needs to do most is to show Riley the door, but I'll leave that up to her," she added with only the barest hint of anger in her voice.

Riley nodded briefly.

"B?" Faith asked, holding her girlfriend's hand.

Buffy looked her in the eyes. "I can handle this, Faith."

Faith glowered at Riley for a moment before joining Joyce, shooting one more look at Buffy.

"You, outside," Buffy told Riley harshly.

---

Buffy and Riley walked through the night of the darkened streets of Sunnydale. They moved in a steady pace, but while Riley looked at Buffy, Buffy stoically keep looking in front of her.

"Your mom was rather... harsh," Riley said. "And Dawn, well, she still kicks hard," he said, referring to his painful shin.

"Do you know what you put me through?" Buffy asked Riley.

"Buffy..."

"Shut up," Buffy replied. "Now it's my turn to talk. You just left, Riley. You didn't even say goodbye. No note, no dear Jane letter, not even a damn phonecall. You think you can just walk back in here and..."

"Buffy," Riley interrupted and stopped her. "I can't imagine what I put you through. Well, actually I can. I... I've missed you every day, Buffy. And... now that I've been gone from your for a year, I... I realize what a terrible mistake I made when I left you. I..."

"Save it!" Buffy spat and pushed Riley away. "I've shed my last tear over you, soldier-boy! You chose the army over me and I've moved on."

"Have you really moved on?" Riley asked. "Have you really forgotten what we have shared for almost one and a half years? Buffy, when you were gone from me, I realized how much I love you and that I've been a real idiot to have let you go," he said and fished a small box out of his pocket. "What I'm trying to say is," he said, sinking to one knee in front of a confused Buffy. "Will you let me set things right? Will you marry me, Buffy?"

"Riley," whispered a flabbergasted Buffy. This has been an overwhelming day... from waking up to wheaties instead of her usual Count Chocula, to her black belt, to Faith's tattoo to a sudden proposal of marriage from a guy who she hadn't even seen in a year. "I..."

At that moment, a car that was parked across the street exploded. Lights came on in the houses to the side, while several alarms from nearby went off. Torn and twisted pieces of metal spread across the asphalt while Buffy and Riley looked on in confusion.

In a nearby alley, Faith threw off her cloak and scythe and collapsed against the wall, sobbing uncontrollably.

---

The next midday, Buffy was fixing herself a milkshake in the Casa de Summers kitchen, when Willow stormed in through the kitchen, fresh from her job .

"I just don't get some people," Willow pouted. "Here they are, ordering the most powerful and expensive computer equipment on the planet. Nice PentiumD, lovely Abit mainboard, two 7900GTX's in a SLI configuration, SATA-raid harddrives, the works... And then they put in 25 cents worth of power supply. Yeah, right, all that nice stuff? It's all gonna fry when the first surge comes along. And who are they gonna whine to? Me and Jenny, that's who. Stupid poopy-headed..."

"Breathe, Will, breathe," Buffy chuckled.

"Sorry," Willow pouted. "Not angry with you. It's just... oooh, that makes me so mad, I could just scream!"

"Just concentrate on vacation. Vacation, Will, vacation," Buffy smirked. "Milkshake?"

"Oh, yes, please," Willow said, accepting a glass. "Right, leaving in half an hour. I came to say goodbye and to bring you the fish-feeding schedule."

"I stand by my duty and will not fail your beloved fish," Buffy said and saluted briefly. Then, Willow presented her with the schedule. It was a matrix made up of 64 squares, all filled in for different dates, times, food types and water temperatures. "Uh, Will, this is, uhm."

"Thanks for taking care of my fish, Buff," Willow smiled. "Be sure to use the small set of scales to weigh the feed. And they like some small pieces of bread every wednesday, just don't put in too much or they'll be spoiled. Oh, and don't tap the glass. They kinda hate that."

"In other news," Buffy replied. "Riley's back in town."

Willow blinked. "You're kidding. When did he get back?"

"Yesterday," Buffy sighed. "Brings back memories of all those buckets of icecream I ate over him. He asked me to marry him."

Willow gasped... then blinked... then babbled like there was no tomorrow. "This... this is huge, Buffy. Uh, so does he expect you to come live with him at West Point? Have you forgiven him? You're not leaving Sunnydale, are you? Did you say yes? Did you say no? Are you leaving school? What did your mom say? Is Dawn still angry with him? Where is he staying? Oh, god..." Willow finally said. "What about Faith?"

Buffy blinked in response. "Could you repeat that? Slowly?"

"This is huge, Buffy," Willow sighed. "I can't go on vacation now, not now that my best friend is gonna need me."

"Wills," Buffy smiled. "It's not an issue. You go and enjoy your vacation with Tara. You've earned it. I swear nothing spectacular is going to happen while you're gone. Have you seen Faith, by the way?"

"No," Willow frowned. "Why? I thought she wanted to celebrate with you."

"Mom says Faith went out yesterday and didn't come back. And..."

Just as Willow was about to reply, they heard a loud crash from the living room. Willow and Buffy shared a look before rushing there, only to find Faith and Riley locked in an argument that was already settled. Faith was laying on her chest while Riley pressed his knee into her back to keep her down. In the meantime, a downed Faith was loudly shouting colorful obscenities, amongst other things alluding that Riley's parentage was a pairing of barnyard proportions.

"Cool it, lady," Riley said. "Cool it!"

It was then that Buffy noticed a large bouquet of roses lying in front of Faith. "Dammit, Riley, let her go." Riley reluctantly did so. Faith quickly withdrew, running to the door while still shouting obscenities.

"Faith, wait!" Buffy went after her, with Faith was already out of earshot. Angrily, she turned back to Riley. "God, what is wrong with you?"

"I don't know," Riley said. "We sorta came to the house at the same time, I said hello and she started to attack me for no reason at all. Is she a friend of yours?"

While Buffy and Riley argued, Willow picked up the bouquet of roses. The card read 'Endless Love, from Faith.'

---

"... and then that stupid guy wanted a cheap-ass PSU installed into his brand new computer," Willow pouted when Tara picked up the suitcases and Willow slung her laptop bag over her shoulder. "I mean, a machine like that should have a Cooler Master PSU, or at least an Antec. Hello, what are these people thinking?! Some things you just shouldn't skimp on, baby."

Tara rolled her eyes. It was so cute how Willow could get so worked up about computer stuff... type... things. Of course, Tara didn't understand half of what Willow was saying whenever any kind of topic related to computers came up.

"Oh, and there was this weird thing at Buffy's house," Willow said, while she and Tara walked down the stairs to the taxi below. But after Willow told the story while Tara was putting the suitcases in the boot of the cab, she was more than a little anxious.

"Willow," Tara said. "I'll meet you later at the a-airport."

"But..." Willow frowned. "Baby, what's wrong?"

"Don't you get it?" Tara replied. "Riley h-humiliated Faith in front of B-buffy. I... I have to s-stop her before she does something really s-stupid. Don't w-worry, sweetie," she quickly kissed Willow on the lips before running back upstairs.

---

Faith grinned wickedly while standing behind Riley in her ethereal state, her scythe at the ready. Riley was doing the dishes, and to Faith, his doing of household chores was a cheap way of getting back in the Summers family's good graces, despite the fact that both Joyce and Dawn had trouble hiding their anger towards him.

But soon enough, Riley would no longer be a problem. A plugged in toaster, dangerously close to the sink... Such a tragedy, Faith grinned. Just a little closer Iowa-boy. Just a little closer and Buffy'll be all mine...

"Don't do it, Faith," sounded Tara, wearing her own cloak.

"Get out of here, T," Faith replied.

"You're going to kill Riley in Buffy's house?" Tara asked.

Faith gritted her teeth.

"She'll know it was you," Tara simply stated, something that wasn't lost on Faith. Slowly and reluctantly, Faith started to lower her scythe... and finally dropped it.

A few moments later, Tara took her sobbing friend into a tight hug.

"She's gonna leave me, T," Faith cried. "I just know it. She's gonna leave me for him! Why can't I ever get a break? Why is there no one out there for me?"

"Ssh, it's okay, Faith, it's going to be fine," Tara tried to console her friend.

"And why shouldn't she?" Faith snapped. "Look at me. I'm filth... I'm trash... I'm nothing... I'm beneath her, T."

"Don't say that," Tara replied and looked Faith in the eye. "You're Faith. You're my best friend. You were always there for me when I needed you the most. Don't let me hear you call yourself filth again, Faith."

"I want Buffy to be happy," Faith sighed. "But not any of that sappy 'As long as she's happy' hippy crap! I want her to be happy with ME and no one else! And now that Riley asked her to marry him... I mean, Buffy, she never told Riley about us... and... she never actually said that she loves me."

"Did she say yes to Riley?"

"Huh?"

"The proposal?"

Faith frowned. "Well... no..."

"Have you asked her about it?"

"Uh... no..." Faith bit her lip.

"Why don't you?" Tara asked.

"You make it sound so simple."

"That's because it kinda is?" Tara suggested.

Faith sighed heavily. "Kinda jumped the gun, didn't I?" she said while Riley finished drying the dishes and literally walked through her to get to the living room. "Look, you just go with Willow. I promise I won't do anything stupid."

"I can't leave now," Tara said. "How could I enjoy myself when I know my best friend is in pain?"

Faith placed both her hands on Tara's shoulders. "T, you deserve this," Faith said. "Look, I'm okay. Whatever happens, I'll let you know. I'll just warp over and let you know what happened."

"If you're sure..." Tara said.

"I'm sure," Faith smiled. "I promise I won't kill Riley."

"Faith," Tara glowered.

"Or harm him or his property in any way," Faith reluctantly added. "You sure know how to ruin a girl's fun, T."

---

Nerves gripped Faith by the throat as she knocked on the front door of Casa de Summers. This would be it, happiness or buckets of icecream.

"Faith," Buffy smiled when she opened the door. "Come in."

Faith and Buffy sat down in the living room. "No food?" Faith said while putting down the flat box in her hands. "Cause I brought a pizza. It's, um, Extra Spicey."

"I'll be burping all night, you know?" Buffy chuckled. "Very unladylike."

"I won't love you less for it," Faith offered a half-smile. "On the contrary, B."

"Riley's gone," Buffy said. "Back to West Point."

Faith felt her heart skip a beat, but she didn't dare hope yet. "Did you..."

"Hell, I can't get married," Buffy smiled. "I'm only 19 years old. I'm not even old enough to legally drink or rent a car yet. I don't know what I want to do with my life. Besides, when I told him he wrestled my girlfriend to the ground, things were pretty much settled."

In her mind, Faith was somersaulting through the room out of sheer happiness, but outwardly, she remained uncharacteristically stoic.

"Faith... I don't want, Riley anymore. I'm over him. I want to be with you now," Buffy trembled slightly. "I never met anyone like you before and... I kinda love you."

When she heard that magic word, her mind was going wilder than a Rammstein concert... yet she managed to hide it well. "Kinda?" she asked.

"Kinda muchly," Buffy blushed. "I feel horrible about what I put you through. I should have told Riley about us right away. I want to make it up to you."

Faith handed Buffy a slice of pizza while she snuggled against her and laid her head on Buffy's shoulder.

"That tattoo is so cool, Faith," Buffy said. "Nobody's ever done something like that for me."

"That's kinda the point, B," Faith smirked. "Should really get the rest inked in soon. It'll look better when it's finished."

"Don't you want a slice?" Buffy asked.

"Not right now," Faith whispered. "I just... want to hold you for a while."
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We'll get back to Faith and Buffy in part 22. Next part, we'll see how much of a bill Willow and Tara can work up during their all-expenses paid vacation. :D

EDIT : Some improvements here and there.
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Re: New Uber - Don't fear the Reaper

Postby spells42 » Mon May 22, 2006 4:00 pm

UO
Hooray for Buffy showing some sense and admitting her love for Faith.

The dream was scary - hard to imagine Tara being so unfeelingly cruel. I'd say she's had an overdose of GTA - maybe all the guilt feelings stored up doing bad things in the game having to come out sometime? And maybe just a little (!!!) stored up resentment for Donny. lol. (I rarely play pc games, but when I do it really goes against the grain to do something dishonest or violent, unless it's monsters. Yeah I know, I'm a freak. :blush )

The conversation between Joyce and Tara about Faith was sweet. Both of them concerned for someone else, and Tara's integrity showing thru' as she did her best to allay Joyce's fears without betraying the confidences of her best friend.

I'm looking forward to the girls' holiday too. Lots of opportunity for fun and togetherness.... hint, hint.

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