Random Naughtiness

[Imperfectly Me]

Ok, sorry to leave y'all hanging there, but I came down with a wicked vicious case of the flu and coughed so hard I cracked at least one rib. I'll update again in the next couple of day, but for now I feel to icky and am in too much pain to come up with anything good. So just hold on to your...well, keyboards I suppose.



Aim

[iceprincess2076]

OH MY GOD! you left it there?



And Tara knew how it would affect Willow.......And Willow's reaction........DAMN!!!!!



oh no, you have the flu I'm sorry, here.................................



*hands Imperfectly Me a box of Kleenex and some of that flu medicine stuff..........would you like a hot toddy with that.......



Now you get better, we cant be having any sick kittens



ICE

[MissQuirky]

Aww well I hope u feel better soon! I'm stuck here w/ strep throat and a mean cough to go w/ it! Its not fun bein sick!

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.

[iceprincess2076]

MissQuirky, you not feeling well either......oh no......wait...... here.............



*hands MissQuirky some cough drops and popsicles to help ease the ickiness*



I hope you both get to feeling better



ICE

[MissQuirky]

Awww iceprincess ur so sweet! Thanx! Me like popsicles, they help good w/ soar throats!

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.

[iceprincess2076]

MissQuirky, you are very welcome. And yes popsicles are very good for sore throats. and very yummy too.



bye bye



ICE

[Imperfectly Me]

Still don't feel good, but this is keeping me from going to the doctor, so it's all good *sheepish grin*





Dawn walked into the silent house with a puzzled expression on her face. She knew she saw Buffy's jeep outside, but there seemed to be no one home.



"Oh well, she sighed. Not as if I'm not used to being left by myself."



The teen walked upstairs to use the bathroom. She walked into the room noting with a confused expression that the shower curtain was pulled closed completely and that there were a multitude of snack food wrappers littering the floor. And on top of that, it smelled really strange. Cautiously, not wanting to alert an intruder should there be one, Dawn pulled back the shower curtain. The sight that she found there was suprising to say the least. There, in the bathtub, looking very comfortable, was Buffy and Anya. The two were passed out curled up against one another and Buffy had what appeared to be the remains of a joint in one hand and a melting fudgecicle in the other. Her peaceful face was coated in sticky chocolate. Anya slept with one arm wrapped around the slayer's waist and her face buried in the crook of her neck.



Laughing silently, tears running down her face, the teen quietly tiptoed to her bedroom where she grabbed her Polaroid. This was too great an opportunity to pass up. Silently creeping back into the bathroom she proceeded to take a complete roll of film starring the ex demon and the slayer.



"Oh yeah...this will get me out of trouble for a loooooooooong time." With that, the girl quietly re-shut the shower curtain and made her way downstairs.



***



Willow sucked Tara's throbbing clit into her mouth and bit down gently. Her first second and third fingers slid in and out of Tara's hot wetness rapidly as the blonde's back arched and her nails dug into the sheets above her head.



"Oh my fucking Goddess, Willow fuck me baby. Harder. Fuck me harder Willow, Please."



The blonde's face contorted and her thighs wrapped themselves tighter around Willow's head. She was so close to the edge, Willow knew, and so she did what it took to push her there. Using her fourth finger she slid almost all the way in as she bit down on her lover's clit and sucked. Tara responded immediately, her moan echoing through the quiet house.



Tara grabbed for the redhead, gesturing weakly for her to come up and kiss her.



"L-love...you..Will," she panted out breathlessly.



"Love you too baby." Willow slid closer and kissed her lover softly.

"love you forever."

[Tarahand]

first there was then there was now there is and you get a big ole' nuff said.

[vix84]

hehehe I loved Dawn's reaction, I can just imagine Buffy smeared with chocolate.



And then Willow & Tara...



Loved the update. Want more, want more!

[Imperfectly Me]

lol...buffy smeared with chocolate...my mind is much too dirty for that statement. More soon. And thank you.



Aim

[vix84]

lol my dirty mind also went to that visual. but... unlike u i restrained myself from commenting *triumphant smile*

Edited by: vix84 at: 9/5/02 1:33:19 am

[MissQuirky]

Buffy n Anya in the tub w/ the chocolate! I'm also picturing dirty-ness! Or chocolatey-ness! And of course w/ the smearing! Then the W/T, My God!!

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.

[Imperfectly Me]

Lol, Vix...my lack of restraint is one of the things I pride myself on! More soon....most likely tonight or tomorrow morning.



Aim

[iceprincess2076]

Where have I been? I missed this? Ok, all caught up now



I LOVED Dawn's reaction hehehehe



*quote* "Oh yeah... this will get me out of trouble for a loooooooooong time" *quote*



AH yes, blackmail is good, very good........evil yes, but, oh so good!!!!



and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! W/T....... ... ... ....

......uh....um.....must..have......need



I am sooo lovin this fic!!!!!!



please, oh PLEASE update soon!!!!!



ICE :GRIN

[TareBearRS]

Wow, that was hot.



And Dawn, all with the pictures and all, i guess that will keep her out of troublr for a while...





R.

[Imperfectly Me]

lol, I can safely say that candid pics of buffy with a joint cuddled up to Anya will keep Dawn golden for quite a while.



I'm having problems coming up with where to take this from here. I will update, just as soon as my stubborn little muse quits playing hide and go seek. Anyone with any suggestions, please feel free to email me at livinginfragment@aol.com. Thanks!



Aim

[tkheaven]

LOL OMG , where have I been...I never would've thought Tara would be the one to spark up a joint and then give Willow a shottie LOL. this is too funny...Buffy and Anya curled up with the chocolate and the push-pop and Dawnie taking a pic of it..LOLOL

Hmm, now Willow and Tara...

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[d6wnc]

Loved the 2nd part of the update - I can just visualise Willow & Tara in this scene - WOW HOT!!



NEED TO GET A COLD SHOWER NOW !!

[earthlovinwicca]

Hey this is so funny!

Best bits so far:

.Willow not know what was in the bag-Tara telling her.

.Tara being the one to tell the others

. Anya in the bath tub, Lol at that one.

.Buffy's food

.Dawn taking the pics of A/B

and not forgeting stoned w/t sex.

So really just the whole fic.

I recall seeing the rosanne ep that you based this on, I think that it was Dan in the tub all freaked. that was a v.funny ep. and this fic is a fab take one it.

can't wait for the update.

[Imperfectly Me]

Lol...that Ep is one of my favorites. But it was Jackie in the bathtub all paranoid. I wanted to find a way to work my fav. line from the show into it, Jackie saying from the bathtub, " nobody in here but us chickens". A nerd...yes I am thank you very much. Anyhow, the next chapter is in the works. It'll be up soonish.



Aim

[areslei]

Ha! ok, now I remmy that ep. Ya can't forget Jackie in the bathtub. You so have to incorporate that line into this story...please? reminds me of this one time when my friends and I...er..um...my friends decided it would then afterwards be a good idea to take some pillows and a comforter into the bathtub....

you two are the two who are the two...
Baby, I said it's all in our hands, got to learn to respect what we don't understand...'Fugitive' Indigo Girls

[Imperfectly Me]

LOL..pillows and comforter in a bathtub eh? I'm glad I'm not the only one with...uh...friends...that have funny stoned stories. Hehe...one of my uh..friends sotories involves the bright idea of bringing a friends pony into the kitchen....hehe...strange bunch we were.



Aim

[SlayerTazz]

W/T...oh my...



Imperfectly Me - ok, so I'm avoiding writing my story so that I can finally get a chance to read yours. This is great!! I loved the whole Anya/Buffy in the tub together...those pics will get Dawnie out of LOTS of trouble!!



Hope you're feeling better.

A dream is a wish the heart makes.

Willow: "You had two eggs, sunny-side-up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs."

Tara: "Sassy Eggs."

[Imperfectly Me]

Slayertazz-

Thank you for taking the time to read my story. I'm glad you liked it, cause I like yours too. Ok...well, off to update.



Aim

[Imperfectly Me]

The first thing Buffy thought as she slowly woke up was that her neck and back felt like she'd slept in a bathtub.

Slowly opening her eyes, she looked around in confusion...she was in a bathtub...and she wasn't alone. As she moved around to look at the warm body pressed against hers, she almost screamed. Elbowing Anya in the side she jumped out of the tub.



"HEY...wha..where the hell am I?" The former demon looked up with an expression of confusion marring her features.

"And why are you all chocolaty?"



Buffy glared at Anya in response before walking to the sink and gazing at herself in the mirror. As she turned to give Anya another dirty look, she noticed the camera and empty film wrapper laying on the counter.



"Well, first..I think this is where we passed out after Tara got us high, and second....I belive we were caught." She held up the empty camera, showing it to the other blonde.



Anya's eyes went wide in fear.



"Oh nononono...it was Xander, and he's going to kill me."



"No, not Xander, but I almost wish it had been. Looks Like Dawn just secured her place in the 'Never getting in trouble again' hall of fame"



"It was Dawn?" Anya snickered slightly at the irony of the situation.



"It was Dawn."



***



Willow woke up feeling slightly smooshed and with a completely filled feeling in her nether regions. Opening her eyes, she saw her girlfriend passed out on top of her, one hand still between the redhead's legs with her fingers buried inside her.



Smiling softly, Willow began tickling the back of Tara's exposed neck.



"Wake up honey, I kinda need to move and it's really not possible like this," she whispered as Tara stirred.



As Tara's hand pulled out of her, Willow shuddered. All in all, she found this to be a lovely way to wake up.



"Mmmm, honey, what time is it?" Tara murmered slightly before buying her face in the pillow next to her girlfriend's head.



"It's...uhm, shit Tare...it's almost nine thirty. At night. Dawnie's been home for almost seven hours and I'm almost willing to bet there's no one else up."



As she said that there was a knock at the door connecting the bathroom to their bedroom.



"Or not." The witches scrambled to throw clothes on.



Walking to the door, the slight redhead opened it.



Buffy stood there holding a Polaroid camera and an empty film package. Not to mention covered in dried chocolate.



"Guys...we're busted."



Willow looked at her friend, not sure whether to laugh at her appearance or to freak at the evidence in her hands.



"Dawnie?" Tara asked from the bed.



"Uh huh." Buffy nodded her head, looking ashamed of herself.



"Well...uhm..Buffy, why don't you clean yourself up. Willow and I will go downstairs and test the waters and make her some dinner. Tell Anya to go do damage control...buy some popcorn or ice cream, rent a couple movies...and mostly not to mention a word about anything. Just act as if all were normal." The tall blonde walked behind Willow and put her arms around the smaller girl's waist.



"If we don't act like anything's wrong, she'll have no reason to bring it up."



***

A COUPLE HOURS LATER



***

"Anya, this movie is great! I never pegged you to be a Jay and Silent Bob fan." Dawn gave the group a knowing look as the final credits ran on the movie.



Getting up and stretching, she smiled at her sister.



"Well, I think I'm going to go to bed now. I wasn't able to sleep off my buzz all day like some people that will remain nameless."



With a million watt grin at everyone the girl began making her way up the stairs, quietly singing the chorus of Afroman's "Because I got high" as she went.



The End

Edited by: Imperfectly Me at: 9/10/02 11:34:41 pm

[SlayerTazz]

Quote:

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With a million watt grin at everyone the girl began making her way up the stairs, quietly singing the chorus of Afroman's "Because I got high" as she went.

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LMAO Too funny...loved it totally!!



ok, back to slaving on my fic.

A dream is a wish the heart makes.

Willow: "You had two eggs, sunny-side-up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs."

Tara: "Sassy Eggs."

[Imperfectly Me]

Slayertazz-

Yeah, I had that song in my head all day, so I figured that'd be a pretty good way to end things up.



Tireedsoul-

Yeah, she didn't intrude on Tara and Will. As for the pictures, I'm sure she's got them stashed in a nice safe place. Ironic, considering her "stash" is what got the others into this in the first place. *g*



Aim

[SlayerTazz]

Imperfectly Me - is it eerie that just after I got done reading this that song came on?! Loved the story -- now everytime I hear that song I'm going to think of your story. LOL

A dream is a wish the heart makes.

Willow: "You had two eggs, sunny-side-up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs."

Tara: "Sassy Eggs."

[MissQuirky]

Great ending!! Willow and Tara, hmm now that's a way to wake up! I think Dawnie's lil camera trick could come in handy in the near future! It was also just clever! Funny how Dawn walked up the stairs singin "Because I got high" in the ending! I think that suited it very well!



~Ashley~

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.

[allsouls]

random naghtiness is right. ha ha. like Anya and Buffy covered in chocolate. thats a sight for my eyes. *DAWN*