Random Naughtiness

[Imperfectly Me]

Random Naughtiness



Imperfectly Me



Disclaimer- Don't own em, don't have any rights to em, just play with them from time to time.



Rating- I'd say probably PG-13. No sex, no violence, just a bit of random misbehavior.



Summary- Based loosely on an old episode of "Roseanne". I'm in a bit of a weird mood, and felt like playing a bit. Buffy, Willow, Tara and Anya find something while doing Dawn's laundry.



Warning- If you're offended by the usage of contraband, please don't read. But if you don't mind a little pot smoking, then read on.



(note: I am in no way either condoning or discriminating against drug use, I'm just playing with an idea in a fictional story.)



Chapter 1



Willow heard a muffled scream coming from the basement. Dropping the dustrag she'd been using to dust the mantle, she ran downstairs tailed closely by Anya. Fully expecting to find Buffy engaged in hand to hand combat with an evil...well, something evil that lurked in the basement, she grabbed a stake on her way down. Hopping the last step she landed fully at the ready to give Buffy what backup she could offer. She glanced over her shoulder finding Anya doing the same. As her eyes finally landed on the slight blonde however, it wasn't as she expected. Instead of the offending beastie, she found her best friend angrily shaking a pair of jeans at her girlfriend.



"I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Dawn." With each clipped word the slayer shook the offending jeans at Tara, who was fighting to keep an amused look under wraps, lest she face the other woman's fury next.



Willow walked up to her friend and cautiously placed a hand on her shoulder.



"Buff, what happened? Did she stain another pair of your jeans?"



"No. The little brat went too far this time. I mean, we just got past the whole stealing, sneaking out with the undead, juvenile delinquent phase...and now this!"



Having said that she tossed the thoroughly shaken jeans to the side and tossed a ziplock baggie at Willow.



The redhead looked at the baggie in her hand and gave the blonde slayer a confused look.



"She..uh, you're upset that she's keeping spell components in her pants?"



This said Willow opened the bag and sniffed deeply.



"Uhm, wait. This doesn't smell much like anything we use in our spells does it Tare?"



The blonde Wiccan had been leaning back against the dryer until now, with a slightly amused look on her face.



"Will, honey..come here." She leaned in and whispered softly in the redhead's ear. "Honey, that isn't for spells...it's Marijuana."



"Oh."The redhead blushed slightly at her naivety. "OH...BAD! Very bad Dawnie!"



Anya walked up and grabbed the baggie quickly from Willow's hand. She sniffed it, making a slight face.



"It stinks. Why would anyone want something this stinky in her pocket?"



Tara, finally leaving her spot against the dryer, walked over and took the bag from the former demon.



"Come see," she tossed over her shoulder as she walked up the stairs.

Edited by: xita  at: 12/29/02 7:35:35 pm

[Bagheera]

You are joking? & are going to try a bit of Dawnie's stash and they're not going to have clumsy, giggly stoned sex??? Oh, they're just gonna fall asleep and be happy? Well, okay. Keep going.

Everybody knew Bagheera, and nobody cared to cross his
path; for he was as cunning as Tabaqui, as bold as the wild buffalo, and as reckless as the wounded elephant. But he had a voice as soft as wild honey dripping from a tree, and a skin softer than down. Rudyard Kipling

[Imperfectly Me]

Wellll....The first couple chapters are gonna be PG-13...after that I'm not so sure. Cause after I posted, I sat back and thought about it...and not many people I know of get stoned without getting horny. So Bagheera, thank you for your response and..there's a defninte maybe on the future sexin thang.



Aim

[Bagheera]

Thought so. And it's clever having Anya there as well, because Anya stoned will be completely hilarious. Buffy too, in a prim, "I'm totally in control" sort of way. This should be a lot of fun.

Everybody knew Bagheera, and nobody cared to cross his
path; for he was as cunning as Tabaqui, as bold as the wild buffalo, and as reckless as the wounded elephant. But he had a voice as soft as wild honey dripping from a tree, and a skin softer than down. Rudyard Kipling

[Imperfectly Me]

The stoned Buffy was what I was planning on having the most fun with. Truth be told, I'm kinda nervous about writing Anya. She's hard for me to grasp onto...*shrug* but My best is all I can do!



Aim

[MissQuirky]

Hmm well this could get very interesting! I'm kinda wanting 2 c em all stoned, might be very amusing! I saw the ep on Rosanne w/ them all stoned and Jackie in the tub w/ the popsicle, it was very funny!

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.

[tiredsoul]

Quote:

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I'd say probably PG-13. No sex, no violence, just a bit of random misbehavior.

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What kind of fic is that?



j/k. Excellent beginning. I see a lot of possiblities in this.



--celia

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"That was just rude. Now I forget what I was saying."

[Ittybittykitty]

I get giggly just at the thought....hehehehe.

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[Imperfectly Me]

Ok, damnit...it's 6:30am, McDonalds screwed my order up and then my damn computer EATS chapter 2. I'm going to scrap this attempt for the night (morning?) whatever...I'm gonna go to bed and try again tomorrow (today) So, expect chapter 2 tomorrow afternoon or evening. I'm glad y'all aren't hating the story. And as for the PG-13....I'm seriously rethinking that. Lol...stoned giggly Wiccan lovemakin is starting to look better and better. SO anyhow, thank you for your responses, more later and goodnight.



Aim

[tommo]

Just make sure there's lots of pudding. Stoned people like pudding. Uh...not that I um....



I don't know anything about that. Ahem.

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"The only thing going for me -
were those moments - just
moments - when Tara would look at
me and I was wonderful."

[Bagheera]

Pudding? - I think Buffy would get the munchies much worse than anyone, with that Slayer metabolism and all.

Are they gonna make space cakes and feed them to Giles? But not Xander, because Xander stoned - not pretty (or if you're uncharitable, who could tell?).

Sorry to hear about your computer getting the munchies.

Everybody knew Bagheera, and nobody cared to cross his
path; for he was as cunning as Tabaqui, as bold as the wild buffalo, and as reckless as the wounded elephant. But he had a voice as soft as wild honey dripping from a tree, and a skin softer than down. Rudyard Kipling

[TareBearRS]

O boy, Dawn is in so much trouble now...



R.

[snuggle79]

interesting start! Who would have thought that about Dawn...?

Tara:"Maybe we dreamed it."

Willow:"Right. Right. Wrong! (points at her head ) Different Brains." Tara:"Oh yeah."


Bitch! Witch! Ho!..mo!"

[pacou]

Veeery interesting...



I just hope they won't kill Dawn, cause she's definitly in trouble



Hey and Willow and Tara having stoned sex sounds really good. Wait for more to come.

Sorry about your computer eating your chapter. Damn equipment!



-Viv-

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Don't dream it, be it

Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Imperfectly Me]

Lol, Yes Ruth. Lots of pudding, preferably chocolate. Not that I would know much about that either....



Thank you all for your responses, they give me a reason to keep on writing. And well, as for Dawn's punishment...I don't think they'll be too harsh on her...stoned people tend to uhm, forget things a lot...once again, not that I'd know anything about that. Anyhow, off to start chapter 2 again.



Aim

Edited by: Imperfectly Me at: 9/2/02 1:19:19 pm

[Imperfectly Me]

Chapter 2



Tara sat back against the cool wall of the bathtub and inhaled deeply from the joint in her hand. It had been a while, but she had managed to roll a few quite successfully, and now was in process of teaching the other women the finer points of expanding their minds. She hit it deeply one more time before handing the joint to Buffy, who was perched cross legged on the closed toilet seat. The blonde slayer looked at the small cigarette shaped thing in her hand with a tepidacious expression on her face, then back at Tara, who nodded in encouragement.



"Just put it to your lips and breathe in slow and deep Buffy. After you inhale, just hold it down for as long as you can. It's really not that hard."



The slayer put it to her lips and slowly began inhaling. As her lungs filled with the smoke she closed her eyes, trying to relax herself. She opened them again to see Anya looking at her expectantly.



"Do I get a turn any time soon, or are you going to sit there with the Marijuana cigarette in your hand and waste it? Which, might I add is also wasting money. Money was spent on this and I am in no way having any part of any wasting of money, be it mine or someone else's."



That said, the ex-demon reached over and grabbed it from Buffy and hit hard on it. Her eyes slightly widened as she fought to keep the smoke down. Exhaling a cloud of thick white smoke she handed the joint to Willow, who was sitting next to Tara with a fearful expression on her face.



With huge green eyes she looked at the blonde, as if asking her what to do. In answer Tara smiled softly at her girlfriend and took the joint from her hand. Inhaling deeply she leaned in closer to Willow, as if moving to kiss her. She stopped a few inches from Willows face and placed the joint between them, cherry facing herself. She motioned Willow to move in closer and as their lips grazed, began exhaling as Willow inhaled.



The bathroom was quiet for a long while as the four women all sat and enjoyed as the creeping tendrils of marijuana smoke invaded their brains. Suddenly, for no particular reason Buffy started laughing. The others soon joined in, although no one really knew why, but it served to break the zone they had all been in.



"Mannnn...WOW. I didn't know this bathroom floor was so clean!" Buffy said as she moved to hands and knees to examine the floor more closely. "You could almost eat off of it!"



With that her hazel eyes grew wide.



"OOOH...wow...food sounds amazing right now. Tara, does this stuff always make you hungry, because right now, I so could eat about four horses!"



Tara just sat back with a look of complete amusement on her pretty face. She was enjoying this.



"Mann you guys, I'll be right back..I hafta get somethin to munch on," Buffy slurred as she walked out of the bathroom.



She returned momentarily, with an armload of various foodstuffs that should have broken down even one with slayer strength.



"Ok you guys, I have chocolate pudding, brownies, cheetos, mike n ikes, skittles, BBQ lays, and Flintsone pushups. If you want some, you can share the pushups, cause they're gonna melt fast. Otherwise go get your own."



With that, she began to work her way through the enormous amount of food.



Tara now sat against the bathroom wall with Willow leaning back against her between her legs. She scanned the room as she absently played with the redhead's silken locks.



"Uh, You guys? Just out of curiosity, where is Anya?" The blonde spoke for the first time since her buzz had set in.



Everyone looked around the room, until their gazes settled on the closed shower curtain around the bathtub. Buffy pulled it open slowly to find the former vengeance demon sitting with her knees drawn against her chest and clutching her push up as if it were protecting her against all evil.



"Ahn...are you ok?" Tara asked gently, noting the slightly wild look in the other woman's eye.



"N-no, I'm really not, because what if Xander comes home from work and finds us like this and he gets angry with me and refuses to allow me my penis privileges anymore and then what will I do? Then I won't have any orgasms and that would be bad. And I don't like bad things to happen. So none of you had better tell him anything about this..I was a vengeance demon once, you know. I could have you all disemboweled with a simple phone call you know. And leave my push up alone! It's mine and you may not have it. The blonde woman finished her rant and pulled the shower curtain back around the tub.



"Well...Ok then, Tara muttered.



She looked around the room once again, noting Anya in her own world in the tub and Buffy oblivious to everything except the food in front of her, already half gone. Her gaze finally stopped on her girlfriend, who's eyes were fixed on her face with a serene smile on her lips. Smiling back at the redhead, Tara sat upright, forcing Willow to do the same. She looked at Willow, and then at the door adjoining the bathroom to their bedroom, her intent clear in her eyes. Willow, being uncharacteristically quiet, nodded eagerly as they both slipped unnoticed out of the bathroom.



The only sound in the quiet house was the loud click of their bedroom door locking.

[funkyasian]

woohoo!! ummm...of course i'm not condoning drug use...no way...but ummm...i heard it was very relaxing and stuff





ooh...and going off on their own...definitely potential there...



steph

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ~ Oscar Wilde

[iceprincess2076]

Ok.........Buffy sharing pushups but nothing else. Anya totally freakin out......And Willow and Tara.....um.......yes definite potential there.........



With the crap filled day I've had I needed a good laugh.



thank you thank you thank you



I wonder what would happen if Dawn caught them



more soon please



Ice

[Imperfectly Me]

Thank you all for your feedback.

Hmm **Scratches chin** I wonder what would happen if Dawn caught them. More soon. Possibly tonight.

Aim

[snuggle79]

this is funny!

Yeah, what would little Dawnie say about this?

Can't wait for more!

Tara:"Maybe we dreamed it."

Willow:"Right. Right. Wrong! (points at her head ) Different Brains." Tara:"Oh yeah."


Bitch! Witch! Ho!..mo!"

[Imperfectly Me]

Snuggle...I was just wondering, the baby in your avatar is absolutely beautiful..yours?



Aim

[Bagheera]

But it's not Dawnie's stash anyway, right??

Everybody knew Bagheera, and nobody cared to cross his
path; for he was as cunning as Tabaqui, as bold as the wild buffalo, and as reckless as the wounded elephant. But he had a voice as soft as wild honey dripping from a tree, and a skin softer than down. Rudyard Kipling

[tiredsoul]

I would love it if Dawn came home in the middle of this



I think the funniest part is that it's Tara who's instructing the others. Who'd guess that.



Hmm, the possibilities of where it could go from here.



Great update.



--celia

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"That was just rude. Now I forget what I was saying."

[Imperfectly Me]

Yeah, I'm still torn on whether it was Dawnie's stash or not.



And yeah, I figured Tara would be the least likely suspect on the knowing what she's doing thing, at least with that subject, so I went with her.



Aim

[Bagheera]

"Tara would be the least likely suspect "

I disagree. She's older than any of them (tho' Anya is arguable) and she's been around. What did she do between high school and college?

Tara: Big Knowledge Woman, Bong virtuosa, Conemistress.

Everybody knew Bagheera, and nobody cared to cross his
path; for he was as cunning as Tabaqui, as bold as the wild buffalo, and as reckless as the wounded elephant. But he had a voice as soft as wild honey dripping from a tree, and a skin softer than down. Rudyard Kipling

[pleasantlyblue]

hahahahahahaha

"conemistress"

i like it

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the girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares

[Imperfectly Me]

lmao...well, i dunno..i just thought she would seem least likely. Although with the life she had pre college, I'd imagine she'd need a bit of an escape.



Aim

[MissQuirky]

My God this is too funny!! Munchies is a def. need when ur high, not that I would know! Can't wait 2 read more!

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.

[Imperfectly Me]

Chapter 3



*Note to readers*

This part is where I decided to throw the PG-13 out the window and move on the bigger and wetter things. Oops, I meant bigger and better...oh well. No, I definitely meant wetter. *grin*







Willow flopped back onto the bed, reveling in the feel of the down comforter beneath her body. She felt...well, she wasn't sure exactly how to describe how she felt. She knew one thing though, she suddenly had an itch that only Tara could scratch. Whether this was as a result of the weed or just her hormones, she wasn't too sure, but the redhead wasn't complaining either way.



As she stood staring at Willow laid back on the bed, Tara broke into a huge grin. She'd known the effect the drug would have on the feisty redhead, and it was becoming more and more apparent the longer she sat watching her. Willow had noticed her watching and was developing a devilish gleam to her eye. She captured Tara's gaze and held it as she crooked one finger, signaling the blonde to come closer. She sat next to Willow on the bed and leaned down to kiss her softly when suddenly she found herself flipped on her back with Will on top of her.



Willow leaned down, and with her lips oh so close to Tara's ear she whispered,

"So baby..do you always come when you're fingered or is that only for me?"



That said, the redhead set about claiming the curvaceous blonde's lips with her own.



Without ever removing her lips from those of her lover, Willow began running her hands up Tara's sides. Moving down to the hem of her shirt, The redhead pulled it up and over Tara's head and tossed it behind them. Eyeing the creamy white flesh that she had exposed Willow virtually growled her pleasure at the sight. She leaned down and deftly used her teeth to unhook the front closure bra Tara was wearing.



Pulling the sheer black fabric away from her breasts, Willow sent her mouth on a journey to discover and rediscover all the sights and landmarks of the flesh before her.



"Mmmm, I could live here for a lifetime Baby." Willow murmured as she leaned in to circle one nipple with the tip of her tongue.



Tara's eyes were glazed over with passion as her love continued the treatment of her breasts. Her lower lip caught firmly between her teeth she allowed a slight moan to escape. Her head was spinning and swimming in the most delicious way and she knew she had it in for her.



Willow had only just gotten started.

[MissQuirky]

My God u can't leave it there! They should get high more often! More Soon?

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.