Fic: Angels and Goddesses

[tkheaven]

*tk lifts her head momentarily...

who? wha? yeah, umm, my head's ok... just taking a small break from the thudding..sorry 'bout the drooling, Lady Dragon (I knew I should've brought that mop with me...) so umm, Jenn, a little thingie on the bottom?

*tk's voice cracks and face flushing red on the last word as she points at the avitar...



I'm gonna do this at work since I have Quicktime on my iMac...time to upgrade...so umm, where was I? oh yeah...

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[Jennpurr]

Little thingie at the bottom?? OH... you mean in the video?? Hee... you just have to watch it, my friend. I'm evil.



OH... do you have the DIVX decoder software on your comp? You'll need that for it to work. I have that URL if you need it. Just go to divX and just follow the download links from there.



Enjoy, girl!



Jen

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"Alyson Hannigan, is a frickin amazing kisser." Amber Benson

[tkheaven]

ok, I saw it, and then...I saw it, again... ..and OMG again ....ok, so how much Amber Benson IN A BRA can the human brain process?? I don't know but the cells in there are having a and sending out heavy signals...

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[Jennpurr]

You are so funny!!! OMG...



OKAY... calming down now!



But, I have to say that I agree with you. How much can our brain process that? DUDE!!!



Hee... I've watched it so many times now, I've lost count. I'm so glad I found that clip.



Jen

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Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to everyone of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

Edited by: Jennpurr at: 8/11/02 12:30:21 am

[Drakkenfyre]

Evening my kittens, says the Lady Dragon in a soft voice. I believe I am the reason the lady has not appeared in awhile. I, well, I have been keeping her quite busy recently. *blush* Yet, I do promise she will return to you soon to tell you more wonderful stories. Now, that said, who wants to play?

"In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies."

[Jennpurr]

**Runs over to the Lady Dragon and rubs up against your leg with a purr. Looking up at you with a soft, "Meoww..."**



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[tkheaven]

*tk runs over and hangs on to Jenn's

Look, purring...I'm purring here....

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[Drakkenfyre]

Well, hello little ones, I was beginning to think you had forgotten the lady dragon.

"In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies."

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ peeks out from the darkened room where she had become enthralled in watching Amber sing "Touch Me"*



Oh, the Lady Dragon is back! *LQ hurries over to give Drakkenfyre a hug*



Hello my dear dragon... you've been keeping our Lady busy, eh? Well, hopefully your time together has given her many new... ideas... for her lovely story.

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Jennpurr]

**Meows at TK, then turns back to the Lady. Jumps up on my back legs, leaning against your knee and pawing at you. Purring up towards you, as TK paws at you, too.**







Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[Drakkenfyre]

My goodness the kittens are playful tonight. Perhaps, I walked through some catnip on my way through the garden. Oh, LQ, how are you? I haven't seen you in awhile!! *pets Jenn* Now who is going to be the first to go for a wee bit of a fly about?

"In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies."

[LeatherQueen]

Oh, I'm fine, my lady dragon... just been lurking a little bit.



As for a fly-around... *LQ backs up a few steps* Um... let one of the other kittens have a ride. Heights aren't really my... thing.

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Drakkenfyre]

Oh little one, *strokes LQ's cheek* It's okay. Just know that the Lady Dragon would never hurt you or make you do something that frightens you. Tell me, has anyone seen that pesky bulldog? Been looking everywhere. Can't seem to find that little one!!

"In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies."

Edited by: Drakkenfyre at: 8/12/02 3:45:52 pm

[Jennpurr]

**Purrs as the Dragon pets** Hmm... TK, you want to go flying? I'll keep LQ company.



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ leans into the dragon's caress* Oh, thank you, my dragon. Heights make this kitten feel icky.



And I haven't seen the bulldog anywhere lately... Maybe the wee thing is asleep in the mansion, still.

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Drakkenfyre]

No worries, smiles the Lady Dragon, to LQ. Thank you for looking for the bulldog. She is quite hard to keep track of.

"In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies."

[tkheaven]

Methinks I'm gonna stay in today...it's all dusgusting and muggy out, besides..I don't think I can do much moving..maybe drooling....



Edited to add: See? I'm so mesmorized by Amber in a bra that I can't even spell right...

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

Edited by: tkheaven  at: 8/13/02 8:18:18 am

[oneinten]

Good God TK! I have let a half an hour go by just watching Amber toucha toucha.... sigh



You have the best avatars!



P.S. Lady when do we get an update? Please????

[tkheaven]

Actually, I thank Jennpurr for this one...I couldn't resist, as you can see...

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[Jennpurr]

You are very welcome, girl.



I'm just very flattered that you asked to use it. Awww... that was so sweet. Thank you.



Cuidate, chica,

Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[oneinten]

Well Jenpurr you do have the most mesmerizing avatars around!



btw did Melissa actually say those quotes from the stage and were you there?



kath

[tkheaven]

You're very welcomed, Jen, I think perhaps my brain is trying to see if a whole page of Amber goodness avitars can be displayed...xita would post, then you , then me....oh lord...little nekkid Ambers already dancing in my head....

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[Jennpurr]

Kath,



Awww, thank you. I still think Xita's avatar is droolworthy.



Yes, she did say those things. It was funny. The bat thing. There was a little bat that kept flying around her on the stage while she was singing. ... she was like, "Does it have a ticket??" She's so hillarious. It was only my second Melissa Live experience, but I hope I can see her again. She's awesome.



TK,



Naughty little thing you. I think maybe our brains think alike then, cause I'm trying to do that too.



And hey, the mental images you have sent to my brain now. Can I quote Giles? "Dear Lord!"







Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

Edited by: Jennpurr at: 8/14/02 9:41:45 am

[tkheaven]

Sure, I'll do another...



*tk looks at the avitars forming heavenly images: blah blah blah...



Edited cuz I have more but I wanted go put it all together...

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

Edited by: tkheaven  at: 8/14/02 12:25:03 pm

[Jennpurr]

OMG... that is frickin hillarious. I can't stop laughing. I can just see you doing that, as if you were Giles. Hee...



But, why would anyone want to wipe those images away??



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[oneinten]

Ah yes Xita's avatar...



Opps sorry I was seeing that in my head too.



Okay after reading these posts I've now got naked Tara dancing on stage with Melissa Etheridge in my head....



I've only seen Melissa once and would love to see her again (willing to do ANYTHING for that...) and have never met Amber. I can still hope though...



kath

[tkheaven]

So here's more:



(Giles)

*tk looks at the avitars forming heavenly images: a kiss, a dance, and well, more kisses...she looks dumbfounded while sliding her glasses off and reaching for the bottom of her shirt to wipe non-existing dust particles as if it were to make these images clearer...she slides her glasses back on and raises a brow.."oh dear..is she still...oh my..."



(Xander)

*tk looks at all the avitars with amazement not sure which one is better to look at...the more she looks the more her head tilts over along with the rest of her body like the avitars are actually moving somewhere..points a finger at the avitars taking turns on each image...the drool is now creating a pool on the floor as the words 'ohh, uh, hey..heh' slowly pour along with the stream...



(Anya)

*tk looks on diligently..'And is there any possibility I can look that good?' she continues to observe and smirks...'I wonder if she feels as good as she looks...' Xander-type hears this...his eyes practically pops out of his sockets as other images form in his head...of the Showgirls variety 'oh yeah'..he ends up falling with a THUD...



(Willow)

*tk walks in a catches a glimpse at the rest of the scoobies, a confused and almost worried look on her face..'hey guys...what's with all the numb looki-whoa!' she sees the avitars and joins everyone with the starefest..snapping out of her reverie she realizes and runs in front with her arms up, covering the avitars..."And HEY..." between heavy breaths, "this is my girl you're drooling over..and uhh, you can't take part in the, uhh, part..of...' she looks behind as the images of Amber's bra moves in a steady bounce..the rest of the scoobies move their heads under and over tk's arms like nothing ever happened...Xander's head swirling on the floor catching all the glimpses he can...



(Buffy)

*tk runs in wondering why her friends are all in such a state..she gets ready in her slayer-fighting stance when she sees the culprit for such reaction...'Oh....is that all...well, I gotta say..she looks pretty good' tk catches another glimpse as Willow-type slowly moves away and responds 'Yeah...' taking it all in with a dreammy look on her face..tk looks down to her boops....'I gotta work a little more on these...'



Everyone looks at Buffy-type and back at Amber's boobies...they all respond simoultanoeusly..."uh-huh" and go back to their fun-loving-drooly Amber starefest...Buffy-type, outraged, "Hey..I can do the gooey-eyes-stuck on the perfect-body, too..." and proceeds to do the gooey-eyes-stuck on the perfect-body that is Amber..



(Giles)

'Now don't be rediculous.." still staring, "there's plenty of umm, information to, good lord, uhh d-digest" this, of course, totally missing anything that happened after Willow-type spoke and answering her...



(Dawn)

*tk walks in taking in the scene and rolling her eyes, hands firm on her hips...'Here we go again...You GUYS!! Hello, I'm right here...yoohoo..What about me???' she looks away momentarily..'Oh wait...I'm supposd to be over that...' her attention drawn to Buffy-type..'ok, you too... *sigh*' she looks away and notices all the goodies around..'oh well, i guess til sept. rolls around...' she sees a shiny bracelet ... 'nobody's gonna miss this..' she stuffs it in her back pocket...Anya-type, her eyes still glued to Amber images..."Seven dollars...pre-tax..." Dawn...'Damn'



Edited to get goofy...blah

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

Edited by: tkheaven  at: 8/14/02 1:03:03 pm

[TareBearRS]

You can have all the brandy and kisses that you want after just writing this!.

I started this story and somehow, don't ask me why lost track of it, that i found it again Yippee!!!

And totally love it.



Gonna continue reading now.

R.

[WillowsSlave]

*Peaks head around building, and lets out a sigh of relief that she is indeed not lost on the grounds anymore.On her way to the steps of the mannor, she catches sight of a nearly-naked Amber, and pauses, jaw dropping to the ground. Stands for nearly an hour before shaking the daze off and continuing her journey. Padding slowly to the brightest, warmest spot she could find in the steps of the mannor, and flumps down for a rest, tail curled tightly into my body so no one should accidently step on it.*



(Grumbling) Only I could get lost on M'Lady's grounds for 15 days.



*Wiggles tighter to the ground and dozes off*



Nahh....Toucha....hehe....touch me.....zzzzzz

Kerri (The panther kitten with an eternal caffeine rush)
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Willow: Were more centered on the girl-on-girl action. ~ Talking with Anyaka in Entropy

[bulldog tidnab]

*over does the stretching and rolls right off the couch*

ouch.

ok wow. i slept way too long. so... what'd i miss? anything?

hmm... feeling a bit frisky. anybody wanna go outside and play?

I won't be your winter and I won't be anyone's excuse to cry.