Fic: Angels and Goddesses

[Jennpurr]

OMG... you are so frickin hillarious, chica. This was my favorite.

Quote:

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(Xander)

*tk looks at all the avitars with amazement not sure which one is better to look at...the more she looks the more her head tilts over along with the rest of her body like the avitars are actually moving somewhere..points a finger at the avitars taking turns on each image...the drool is now creating a pool on the floor as the words 'ohh, uh, hey..heh' slowly pour along with the stream...

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Hable de reír mi asno apagado! OKAY... must go calm down now.



**Slowly comes out of my hiding spot, looking around. Looks up at the sky, nope. Looks in the garden, nope Looks around the terrace, nope. *Sigh* ** My Lady Dragon, where are you?? I want my fly now. Can I have my fly now? You promised me two double loopeys, or was that three?



**Lets out a pitiful meow** **Looks around finding no one else around** Where is everyone?? TK, LQ?



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[bulldog tidnab]

well, jen i am here.... we could do something maybe. granted i'm kind of a lazy dog and i can't fly but i'm sure we could come up with something yes?



*sees a squirrel run to a tree and immediately flings herself after it rather ungracefully*



damn. quick little thing already got up the tree. that's ok i'll just bark and/or growl at the little bugger until it comes down. maybe it will want to play.



grrrr...

I won't be your winter and I won't be anyone's excuse to cry.

Edited by: bulldog tidnab at: 8/15/02 6:33:42 pm

[Jennpurr]

OMG...







LMAO!!!



You are so funny. I laughed so hard at that message. Okay, I think I'm okay now.



Sure, I would love to play with the bulldog. But, no chasing the kitten, k?



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[bulldog tidnab]

aww man... no chasing the kitten?



oh well, i can live without kitten catching time. hmmm... so whaddya wanna play? huh? huh? huh?

*wags tail so hard that her butt wiggles violently causing a bit of a rollover*



oops. got a bit excited there.

hee.

I won't be your winter and I won't be anyone's excuse to cry.

[Jennpurr]

DUDE, now I can't stop laughing!!



Okay "Must calm down, must calm down"



**Rubs up against you with a purr** Hmm, what to play, what to play? Tell you what, if I let you chase me a little, do you promise not drool all over me??



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[bulldog tidnab]

oh! oh! oh! i get to chase the kitten! i get to chase the kitten! i get to chase the kitten!

ok ok! go go! you get a head start!

oh and i'll try real hard to keep the drool factor relatively low.

I won't be your winter and I won't be anyone's excuse to cry.

[Drakkenfyre]

Ahem...the Lady Dragon taps her foot on the floor. Kittens and my lovely bulldog let us be careful of the drool talk..Go out and play..I am engaged in further research at the moment but I shall join you later.

"In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies."

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ wanders out to the terrace from the kitchens, rubbing her tummy and sighing contently*



Ahh... Sorry for disappearing. Had to go have a bit of a bite to eat. My tummy was all rumbly.



And oooh, the bulldog woke up! Heh... I think I'll just sit back and watch you two play a bit.



*LQ plops down to lounge on the grass, watching the bulldog chase Jen around the grounds*

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Jennpurr]

**Runs over and purrs at my Lady Dragon, rubbing up against and making a circle around your legs, before sprinting away from the Bulldog** Hey now, watch the tail. It's attached to me.



**Watches as the Bulldog sneezes, hair having tickled her nose**



Catch me if you can. **Runs off with a sprint**



OH, hey LQ. Nice to see ya!



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

Edited by: Jennpurr at: 8/15/02 7:17:43 pm

[bulldog tidnab]

damn kitten hair in my nose. you know, your tail is entirely too long to ignore. and since mine is too short i can never catch it. soooo.... it just makes sense to me to chase yours... sorry, hee hee.



grrrrr.....



*scampers off after Jen with all the grace a bulldog can muster*

(it's actually more of a really fast stumble)

I won't be your winter and I won't be anyone's excuse to cry.

[Jennpurr]

(sidenote: Bulldog's tails are soo cute. )



Yes, my tail is rather long. I'm pretty proud of that fact. Makes for a nice chase, but it makes me dizy. ARGH!



**Stops for a moment to let the Bulldog catch up a little, then runs off again, dashes into the hedges by the garden. Zipping in between them, then squating down and hiding from you**



Can you find me?



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

Edited by: Jennpurr at: 8/15/02 8:07:00 pm

[Drakkenfyre]

The Lady Dragon watches all of the frivolity from the balcony...a slow smile creeps across her face. My goodness. The kittens are quite active tonight...barely escapes from her as she is pulled back into the lady's room...Sorry kittens, research...all in the name of research.

"In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies."

[bulldog tidnab]

hee. cool i guess this means i have a cute tail. go me.



*crashes through the hedges and dives after a flash of fur.*



ha! i got yo-aaaaaah! it's a freakin' chipmunk!



*spits the evil creature from her mouth and flees with her life, as the chipmunk follows in hot pursuit.*



I'm terrified of chipmunks. eep.



>sidenote: i have actually been chased by chipmunks on 4 seperate occasions. they freak me out now. weird.

I won't be your winter and I won't be anyone's excuse to cry.

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ leans back on her hands and looks up at the balcony over-shadowing the yards, catching a glimpse of a dragon's tail as it's whisked back inside*



Ahh... *sigh* All's good with the world tonight.

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Jennpurr]

**Watches the balcony from my place here in the bushes, as the Lady Dragon is pulled back inside** Well, at least someone is getting lovin' tonight. No fair, can't I get some lovin' too.



**Watches the Bulldog run away from the chipmunk** ... she'll probably be tied up for awhile.



**Runs over to LQ and climbs up in her lap, purring** Hi there! **Looks at you with soulful eyes and lets out a soft, "Meow.."**





BD, I've only been chased my one cat. He gets frisky every now and then. You have to watch out for those squirrels too. They'll chase ya.



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

Edited by: Jennpurr at: 8/15/02 8:50:40 pm

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ lets out a slight "oomph!" as she suddenly finds herself with a lapful of Jen*



Well, hello there, my little kitten! Got away from our dear bulldog so soon already? *hugging Jen to her chest*



Well, we'll just sit here and cuddle until she escapes from the chipmunks, ok?

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Jennpurr]

Oooh, cuddles are very nice, thank you. **Cuddles up to you, purring contentedly**



Those darned chipmunks, they can be nasty little buggers sometimes. She'll probably be a while, huh?



**Nuzzles into you, sniffing the air** You smell nice.



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ grins fondly down at Jen and cuddles her closer* Yes, cuddles are very nice, aren't they.



And yes, the chipmunks around here are rather devious. They might run poor bulldog ragged for awhile.



Awww... *LQ ducks her head* Thanks, Jen. *LQ leans down and kisses the top of Jen's head*

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Jennpurr]

Cuddles are the best. **Purrs at you** I needed the huggy's too. Thank you.



Hmmm... we should get her a nice blanket to lay down on, when she gets back. That is, if she wants to rest, instead of chasing me some more. What do you think?



Awww, thanks for the kiss. **Licks your hand** Mind if I just curl up, here on your lap and take a little nap? Let me know if Bulldog comes back, will you.



**Curls up into a ball on your lap and shuts my eyes, purring softly**



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

Edited by: Jennpurr at: 8/15/02 10:02:03 pm

[bulldog tidnab]

Pant. gasp. ok. i hate those little bastards. oh hey! is it nap time? oh i'm good at that.



*wanders over and curls up with jen and LQ*



ok. sleepy now.

I won't be your winter and I won't be anyone's excuse to cry.

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ rests one hand on the sleeping Jen, petting her back as she purrs*



No problem, darlin'... I'm a bit sleepy, too. And oh look, here's the bulldog back from her chasing.



*LQ reaches over and tugs the bulldog closer to her side, then curls around both her and Jen, letting out a big yawn*



Hm.. I think it's time for a little nap. *LQ closes her eyes and drifts off to happy dreams of Willow pirates and Tara in leather*

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[tkheaven]

*tk strolls by in a fit of giggles as she witnesses BD's tail wagging and being chased by the dreadful chipmunk..

oh God, that was just too funny...awww, they're all curled up..

*tk moves closer and for a moment rubs her eyes as she is now looking at what seems to be LQ's dream playing out...

Wow, Tara looks..oh my..and Willow...

Hmm, a rest does sound good...I ended up watching .... (OMG my coworker just let out a RIPPLE effect of farts!! Oh JEESSUS..where's the gas masks!!!)...

okok, breathe..NO WAIT...DOn't Breathe...ARRGGGG

Anyway, AS i was saying... whew! I ended up watching The Dark Crystal...really wierd dreams to follow so I didn't get much sleep...last night I went to a TOOL concert....need sleep ..

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[Jennpurr]

**Wakes up to find a very loud noise in my ear. Slowly opening my eyes, I discover it's Bulldog snoring. I look down. She sprawled out on her back, legs curled in front of her as I'm resting on top of her chest**



**Yawning, I climb off of you and jump back onto LQ's lap to curl up, kneading at your legs to find a comfy spot before laying down.**



TK,



How I would love to see that dream lived out. OMG..



Hope you had fun at the concert.



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[tkheaven]

*tk moves over and purrs whiel getting comfy, curling aroung LQ's leg and resting her head...



Jenn, the concert was VERY cool...I almost lost my voice cheering so much..

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ wakes up from her nap to find Jen still asleep in her lap*



Oh wow.. that was a great nap. But it looks like bulldog is still asleep. Poor thing, she's all tuckered out.



And who wouldn't want to see that dream lived out in primetime real-life color. Yum!

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Drakkenfyre]

The Lady Dragon gently closes the door to the bedroom. I do believe the Lady needs her rest now..Research can be well...quite tiring



Walks out into the courtyard. Spies LQ with some rather sleepy kittens and one cute bulldog.



Hello LQ, whispers the Lady Dragon, how are you tonight? You appear to have become a pillow.

"In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies."

[LeatherQueen]

*LQ smiles a hello up at the dragon, then looks down at her sleeping kittens and bulldog*



Yeah, but that's ok. I don't mind being a pillow. I think they need their rest. And I see you've finally managed to tucker out our fair Lady, hmmm?



Well, I'd get up and get you a nice dragon-sized seat to rest awhile on, but I've become rather... otherwise engaged.

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"But when they're playing your song on the jukebox in Hell, you might as well dance." - K. Simpson


"Futile... like a FOX, baby!" - Tara in The Late Shift by wiccachica

[Drakkenfyre]

No, little one, please don't disturb them. They are just too precious sleeping there. I believe this dragon is going to stretch its wings a bit and go for a fly. I shall check in on you later to make sure you are okay. *gently nuzzles LQ's cheek* I will return later. With that the Lady Dragon disappears in a cloud of blue smoke.

"In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies."

[Jennpurr]

**Yawns and starts to stir. Standing up in LQ's lap, I stretch out my legs** WOW.. that was a very refreshing nap, if I do say so myself.



**Sits back down and peers up at you, with a meow and then softly nuzzles your stomach with a purr**



Thank you for letting me nap on your lap, LQ.



Jen

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Quotes from Melissa Etheridge on 8/10/02, in The Woodlands, TX

"I've been to every, one of Melissa Etheridge's concerts! ... No, really, I have!"
"THAT, is a bat! ... Hey, does it have a ticket? ... It doesn't have a ticket!"

[Blue Athame 1]

The Lady Blue Athame appears on her balcony looking out over the grounds. She leans on the rail, it is a quiet night...all is still and uncommonly quiet. She smiles as she notices a pile of kittens asleep on the lawn. "Ah...there you are...all tuckered out from your exploits."



She stands back and adjusts her waistcoat. She realizes that she is still flushed from all or her...uh...rest. She smiles again...happy and satiated.



The Lady claps her hands together. "It is now time for some fun...we shall have another party. This time....a Ball...yes...I shall open the Ball Room...we shall dance and have some folly...masquerade....yes a masquerade Ball. I shall make all the preparations and we shall dance tomorrow into whenever." The Lady smiles knowing that she has not exactly been the most present hostess of late...."I will make it up to you....we will dance. Come in costume...and no...don't all come as pirates...well, I will make an exception for LQ...she is a natural pirate...but you others...come and we will play."



The Lady whisks away to make the necessary preparations...."To the Ball Room."



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Ah my friends...hello...I am still working on Chapter 11....I have got tangled in multiple story ideas. This always slows me down but soon you shall witness the fruits of my labors.



Thank you for your patience...again.



Yours,



The Lady Blue Athame.



PS- Please come dance and amuse yourselves for a wee bit longer.

Edited by: Blue Athame 1 at: 8/18/02 5:25:20 am