Angst-free goodness (fic)

[shootingstar]

Just a little filler update, the next part should be better hopefully my creativity will have re-surfaced! Those of you who read my last fic 'out of the closet' will be aware of my Britney hating, I like to try and work it in my stories...



And of course thanks to Loco2 for beta-ing for me.



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Zoom in on Willow and Tara cuddled up. In the background we hear the other Scoobies singing along to the radio.



T: (Disgusted) Is it me or are they listening to...

W: Britney Spears.

T: (Shudders) I can't believe they can listen to this and criticise my music tastes. She's Evil.

W: Y'know, it's totally possible she's a demon! I mean no-one can look that good all the time.

T: (Raising her eyebrow) Do you have a thing for her?

W: What?! no, no, no! Of course not, I have you (Smiles) your all the woman I could ever need.

T: Darn tootin'

W: (Day-dreaming) With your soft kissable lips, silky-smooth skin and (Blushes) I should stop before I get NC-17.

T: Do you have to?

W: Vixen!



Willow sits up and gently kisses Tara.



T: Besides my heavenly body there is one more thing I have Britney doesn't.

W: What's that, love?

T: A beautiful girlfriend!

W: (Kisses Tara again) Thats true!

T: Although I had my doubts about Justin Timberlake's manly-ness.

W: (Smiles) Poor Britney; she'll never know the love of a woman.

T: Or the ability of musical talent.

W: I'm not sure our friends do either...



We hear the Scobies singing get louder as the chorus comes on.



Opps I did it again

I played with your heart

Got lost in the game...



T: Despite the terror of Buffy singing I think I'm more afraid that everyone knows the words - especially Mr Giles. I always figured him to be a Bay-City Rollers kinda guy.

W: Guess our American influence has corrupted him.

T: Or Dawn.

W: Next he'll be baking cookies and talking about boys.

T: (Frowns) Well we may not be able to talk about boys, but on the up side we'll have an extra person to braid our hair!



The two burst into giggles.



B: What's so funny guys?



Willow and Tara try to explain but end up laughing even harder.



B: Ooooo k. (Turns back around to face Dawn) What time is it?

D: 7.30

B: Can we stop soon?

G: Theres a place about a mile up ahead.

B: Excellent! Does it have a place to eat?

G: Yes, but you packed all that food.

B: Yea but thats what you do when you go on a road trip. I'm not actually gonna eat it.

G: (Sarcasticly) Of course how foolish of me.



Anya, who was asleep on Xanders shoulder, wakes up.



A: (Yawns)I have to pee. Are we there yet?

B: We're just about to stop.

A: Good, hurry up.

G: Heres the exit.



TBC...

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No it was the frogs! Take them! They stole the pie...
-Sleeping Willow in Loco2's >insert imaginative title here<

[Loco2]

yay! star! you posted it!



well done, nice ending



steph

"I'm not gay - I'm just Trevor's bitch." - some drunken guy about his sexuality
"Oh, bugger off, you BROLLY!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

[Grimaldi]

another fine update Giles singing along to a Britney song is too funny

Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!

Fucking Windows 98, get Bill Gates in here!

[MissQuirky]

That was great!! Giles singin to Britney Spears, My God!! More soon, Please!!

"Don't warn the tadpoles!...
I-I have frog fear."

[singgirl]

I think she actually is a demon...I mean, has anybody else noticed how her breasts are all small, then big then small, like for the Rolling Stone cover, she was bursting out the seams....but then, for that movie..."crossroads" I think it was, she had little A-cup sized boobs....strange, they have a mind of their own...

[frau rosenclay]

I never pegged Giles for a Brittany Spears fan....

Interesting take.



I am looking forward to more.



Bikini Kill, lydia lunch, more female artists (musical) , Tara might enjoy. I don't know, trying to be helpfull I guess, rather than just take take take...



I see Tara as a big Lydia Lunch fan.

[ZipityDoDa]

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ZipityDoDa: Kittie, huh? I might be able to work that in which song? But I've never heard of Otep...

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Really? Yay! Which song....hmm..I'm thinking "In Winter" or maybe even "Run Like Hell" Teeheehee. And you've never heard of OTEP? *gasp*. Well, you have to check them out! The singer, Otep, is just amazing! The woman is a true artist. Let me stop 'cuz I could go on. (Oh, and she's very beautiful )



That was a great update, but Spears?? Why did you have to put our girls through such torment! Poor Willow and Tara..

=Jessica=

[foreverpiper]

Oh! I just read all three parts and I have to say I am loving it! hehe, all the Scoobies in a car for 5 hours! Now this should get interesting! Wonder how long it'll be before one of them's ready to rip another's head! lol, well, i can't wait for more! And Anya's game of Yellow...

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. - My mantra on a bad day.


And never let it be said that I left a Tara craving unsatisfied. - Willow in Wilderness

[Thanatopsis]

So Giles like Brittney Spears... So are we gonna see him braiding hair and talking about boys next?

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Too many of us live desert lives. ~Charles de Lint

[TareBearRS]

Hey what's wrong with Britney Spears?

I happen to LOVE her and i'm proud of it!!!



I could take a crack at Tara's choice of cd but i won't....

Tara and i should have a little talk...! lol



Like the fic, a vacation is always good, i wonder what kind of trouble they'll get into up in the mountains.

Hope for more soon.



R.

[snuggle79]

Great Update! i really wanna know where they are going!

Oh, and the other scoobies singing a Britney song? ouch, i really feel for our favourite couple.

Tara:"Maybe we dreamed it."

Willow:"Right. Right. Wrong! (points at her head ) Different Brains." Tara:"Oh yeah."


Can we just skip it? Can...can you just be kissing me now?

[Loco2]

i have been told to tell you kitties that star can't update for a while due to work.... don't shoot the messenger?

"I'm not gay - I'm just Trevor's bitch." - some drunken guy about his sexuality
"Oh, bugger off, you BROLLY!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

[shootingstar]

Hey everyone



Has been a while...a really long while what with work and all. Well I rang in sick to work today 'cos I had a really bad hangover this morning...I know I'm a bad kitten but hey would you wanna get up at 6am? Lol, anyways it means I have some time to update! *shock*



steph: Thank you hunny



grimaldi: Good old Giles, see i can see him liking her even though he doesn't want to.



missquirky: More soon I promise...



singgirl: Thats some attention you've been paying to her breasts there hun...although I have to admit I noticed it to.



frau rosenclay: Lydia Lunch...erm, never heard of her I'm musically challenged



Zipity: Hm...i think I can work one of them in here somewhere. So many songs so little time...And based on your persuasion I might download some Otep just to check them out any song recommendations? And yes Britney was the only Angst this thread shall see, hopefully anyway.



thanatopsis: Thats a good point...and could be an interesting scene.



tareBearRS: I just have this thing about Britney, which is I don't like her. I don't really know why. Ah, trouble in the mountains *winkwink*



snuggle: teehee I'm hiding where they're going all I've given away is the mountains mwhahaha...oh and a cabin...you'll see soon enough...



Hopefully I can write an update today, yay! I'll see what I can do



Luv Star x

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No it was the frogs! Take them! They stole the pie...
-Sleeping Willow in Loco2's >insert imaginative title here<

[witchbitchwillow]

heya honey! you didnt tlel me that you were writing a fic! ( wlel im all caught up now reading is going to be wicked, only another 4 days! la la la la sorry im just a tad excited hehe.



**D: (Sympatheticly) You're not short (Grins) you're vertically challenged.**



ROFL i know exactly how buffy feels, im a massive 5Ft nothing, and use that excuse all the time. but half the time i just get called stunted! grrrrr, but all good things come in small packages right!



okay going to stop babbling now, oh but britney may have little music talent, but she is incrediable hot, sorry but its true



xxelliexx

**"Damn gayly forward!"** Anya- into the woods by blameburner.

[Loco2]

SOOOOO is not





i'm sorry, ellie, but NO.

"I'm not gay - I'm just Trevor's bitch." - some drunken guy about his sexuality
"Oh, bugger off, you BROLLY!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

Edited by: Loco2 at: 8/18/02 1:08:31 pm

[witchbitchwillow]

WHAT! NO SHE REALLY RELALY REALLY IS! i mean she's not like amazing but she is fit! she just has something about her i think. okay going to stop arguing in somebody elses thread now hehe.



more soon please star! reading in 4 days time! wahooo cant wait.



xxelliexx

**"Damn gayly forward!"** Anya- into the woods by blameburner.

[Loco2]

i am sure star will not mind, you're not getting out of it that easily!



star - will you back me up, here, please be kind enough to explain to ellie that britney spears is in no way fit!



ellie - don't you make me bring out the angerhands! .... oh, look - too late *tsk tsk* fucking britney spears...... unbelievable.... i can't believe you see anything other than the annoying mingingness...... what? ...... that's a word! ......... it is!

"I'm not gay - I'm just Trevor's bitch." - some drunken guy about his sexuality
"Oh, bugger off, you BROLLY!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

Edited by: Loco2 at: 8/18/02 1:14:28 pm

[MissQuirky]

Ok mind if I push my self into this conversation. Ok Britney Spears, what the Hell!?! I'll back u up Loco, BS is NOOOO way fit, shes all fake! She really disgusts me! Sorry Ellie but wut r u thinkin?!

"Don't warn the tadpoles!...
I-I have frog fear."

[witchbitchwillow]

lol, im sorry :-$ i just thought that maybe she was slightly fit :-( i probably just have bad taste but i just think that she does have some good assets and shes not that fake campaired to some of them.



xxelliexx

**"Damn gayly forward!"** Anya- into the woods by blameburner.

[ZipityDoDa]

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Zipity: Hm...i think I can work one of them in here somewhere. So many songs so little time...And based on your persuasion I might download some Otep just to check them out any song recommendations? And yes Britney was the only Angst this thread shall see, hopefully anyway.

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Yay! Hm...Recommendations, eh? Goodness, I think all of their songs are great, but if you want to lean towards the heavier side of Otep, go for "Blood Pigs", "Battle Ready", or "Possession". I really reccomend "Jonestown Tea" because it's so emotional...It makes me a little bit teary. *sniffle*.





*waits for update*

=Jessica=

[shootingstar]

I was sitting at work yesterday when I thought 'Hey, I was writing a fic on the board maybe I should resurect it'. So I delved through the archives and back pagesa to find me and here I am (well you know what I mean, lol)



So now that I found this stroy is it worth continuing?



Luv Star



p.s- Wow I so missed the last thing that happened in this thread lol o just to add my opinion.... Britney is NOT fit, she's such a sterotype! Theres nothing interestng about her. Ellie hun your out-numbered here, lol.

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No it was the frogs! Take them! They stole the pie...
-Sleeping Willow in Loco2's >insert imaginative title here<

[Loco2]

woohoo! thank you! ellie - you lose



and you know what i think, but i'll say it anyway

YES!!

do it

"I'm not gay - I'm just Trevor's bitch." - some drunken guy about his sexuality
"Oh, bugger off, you BROLLY!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

[singgirl]

I was wondering what happened to this fic. You better start working on it again!! Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MissQuirky]

I was also wondering bout this fic!! I definitely vote 4 YES CONTINUE!!!!! PLEEAAASSSSEEEE!!!!

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.

[earthlovinwicca]

yes carry on it was funny.

[shootingstar]

Wow people actualy replied I didn't think anyone was actually reading this, lol but ay! people are



I was so determined to update this on Tuesday but I got really ill, really quick and have spent the last three days lying at home.



But on the up-side, I've almost finished the next part (although I might have to go look at my notes) so it should be up some time in the next few days



Luv Star x



p.s Sorry for being all flakey and stuff but RL is really getting in the way at the moment

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No it was the frogs! Take them! They stole the pie...
-Sleeping Willow in Loco2's >insert imaginative title here<

[Loco2]

aww, honey, get better

"I'm not gay - I'm just Trevor's bitch." - some drunken guy about his sexuality
"Oh, bugger off, you BROLLY!" - Anya to Giles on his use of the english language
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

[shootingstar]

Man it's been a loooooooong time since I updated! I wrote this update a while ago with all intetntions to post it...then I started working *sob* so I couldn't do anything! But on the course of working I got talking to a customer who came from America and told me that there aren't service stations in America like the ones in England. This is when I remembered my story cos I got up to the part in the service station so I thought 'Oh God...Nooooo!' Anyways I figured I could just skip that part since it wasn't going anywhere anyway so just fill that little bit in for yourselves.



Oh and I've been ill for the last couple of days and just wrote this so excuse the grammer and spelling mistakes. I'm to ill at the moment to worry about that, lol.



So with out further a-do...



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The Car



Xander is asleep, leaning against the window. The rest of the gang are awake.



B: I thought that sign said three miles?

G: It did

B: Okay....that was an hour ago right?

G: Yes.

D: We're lost aren't we?

G: (Irritated) No

A: Oh, is this one of those guy things, where you can't admit your lost cos it'll make your seem less manly?

G: No

B: So you know where your going?

G: Yes, of course. I know that were heading along this road right here which obvoiusly leads to... somewhere

B: (Sarcasticly)Yea, I hearda bout somewhere! It's right there between 'The-Middle-Of-Nowhere' and 'Where-the-heck-are-we?' and if my sense of direction is right it's a wrong turn away from 'Did-you-bring-the-map?'

G: (Defeated) Fine, I admit it I've been lost for the last half hour.

A: And you were too manly to tell us.

G: And I was to manly to tell you.

T: Maybe we should pull over, y'know, look at the map.

G: (Looks guilty) Yes. The map.

W: You did bring one, didn't you?

G: Well if you put it like that...(pauuse) No.

A: Well, it's a good job someone was prepared! (Hands over a map to Xander who just stares blankly at it) Come on, tells us where we are!

X: I don't know how to read these things! Here (Hands it to Buffy)

B: Hey, don't look at me! (hands it to Tara)

T: Er...pass (Hands it to Willow) Here sweetie.

W: You see...er...So Dawn (Passes it to Dawn)

D: Right (Looks at the map for a few minutes) Okay (Looks at it some more) I see (More staring)

G: Well, what does it say?

D: That the chicken burgers are 'cluck, cluck-arrific'.

B: What?!

D: It's a map to Burger-World!

B: Oh that's brilliant! Anya, do you have a real map?

A: That is real map! It has little squiggly lines for roads and all those funny marks that make no sense.

B: Yes, but it doesn't tell us where we are or where we're going

W: (Defending Anya) No, but looks this map has pictures of walking burgers...(Feebly) See, they have arms...and legs? And plus theres a cowboy and he's chasing the burger...with a lasso. Thats funny. Right?



Turning to face Willow. All the Scoobies are geting angry.



A: Hey! At least I'm trying!

W: I'm on your side!

A: Oh right, sorry. It's a reflex.



Anya turns back around.



G: Yes the map is so highly amusing.

A: (Smiles) Thank you (Pause) Wait! That was sarcasm!Ah! Your all confusing me! Willow's being nice and Giles' is making fun of me!

G: Oh no, I would never make fun of someone who brings a novelty map of walking burgers on a road trip!

A: (Angry) Well at least I brought map!

G: Yes, not that any of you can actually read it. But at least we have one, it'll look so nice as a novelty ornament on the dash-board!

T: Okay...guys...

A: (Ignoring Tara) It's your fault we're lost anyway, if you knew where you were supposed to be going we wouldn't be in this mess!

B: It isn't Giles' fault, just because he got lost and then didn't want to tell us making us even more lost...

G: Yes Buffy, thank you so much for your help. Once again you've cleared my name with you excellent debating skills. Remind me again is your hair colour natural or bottled?

B: Hey! I'm on your side here! Or at least I was...

T: Guys...

G: I can defend myself thank you very much Buffy.

B: There's no need to get rude Mr...Mr...Stuffy-English-Guy!

D: Ooooo, insult of the century!

B: Dawn, as my sister your supposed to be on my side!

D: I'm on the side of whoever gets us back to friggin civilisation.

T: (Whistles loudly) Guys! (Everyone immediently shuts up) Thank the Goddess! Could stop yelling at each other like 5-year-olds so we can sort this out?



Everyone mumbles an apology.



T: Good. Now does anyone have a map? A real one!



Silence



T: Okay, Mr. Giles how far are we from the last main road?

G: About half an hour.

T: Do you remember the way back?

G: Yes, I think so.

T: Good. Just re-trace the road back and we can find somewhere to ask directions. Is that okay with everyone?



Everyone mumbles the affirmitive.



T: Thank you.



There is silence in the car.



A: (playfully) And you said you weren't large with the butch.



TBC...

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No it was the frogs! Take them! They stole the pie...
-Sleeping Willow in Loco2's >insert imaginative title here<

[Lola19]

Yeay Star Im so glad you continued with this! Is great! And great update! Go tara!! Getting them all in line! yeay!!

Hope you keep it going and update soon! Im really enjoying it! Go the Scoobie Vacation!!!!!

Love and hugs to ya

Louise xxx

[MissQuirky]

YAY!!! We have some updatage!!



The update was too funny! Of course they would get lost, and Giles not bein man enough to tell em! And not having a map, My God! Loved how Tara did the whistle thingy! She sure can set em straight, bein all large w/ the butch! This trip is gonna be fun!!



Can't wait 4 more!!

~Ashley~

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.
Tara: I said quirky.