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Romeo San Vicente
Bert and Ernie outed from film festival
Bert and Ernie's long-rumored homosexuality has been
vehemently denied by the producers of "Sesame Street,"
who have prevented a gay-themed parody about the two
Muppets from screening in Cleveland. "Ernest and
Bertram," a short film that portrays the famed
children's show characters as gay lovers, was pulled
from the lineup of the Cleveland International Film
Festival after lawyers from the Sesame Workshop
threatened legal action. Sesame Workshop publicists
insist that the two characters are neither straight
nor gay, but merely lifeless, hand-operated puppets.
"Sesame Street" producers were also reportedly
disturbed by the fact that the 8-minute film showed
Ernest shooting himself in the head after a tumultuous
fight with Bertram. In a similar story, Mattel
recently got its panties in a bunch and banned the
screening of "Barbie Gets Sad, Too," an Argentinean
film that shows the doll having lesbian sex with her
Latina servant. I guess it still isn't safe for toys
to come out of the closet.
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