Okay, I'll play. Heh.Quote 1:
I'm gonna win...
Tara, under her breath, jaw jutted out defiantly while playing poker with Clem and Spike, in a MKF vengeance-fueled competitive streak type moment.
Quote 2:
She killed it.
Buffy, explaining to Tara that Willow used lesbian superhero powers and not magic to save her from the paralytic jizz-spewing penis monster. Or Dawn, during a Scooby field trip to the local bakery to look at wedding cakes after Anya saw one decorated with bunnies made of icing.
Quote 3:
If we weren't under severe time constraints, I would seriously consider ripping you a new one.
Riley, to Spike. Gotta love all that butch foreplay pillow talk. I guess they only had time for a (Mummy)hand j- what? I can't say that on the Kitten? Whoops. Mi' bad!
Quote 4:
Agent Finn returns.
Jonathon, to himself, lusting. Anticipating the next showing of Superstar on F/X I've suddenly become a Jonathon/Riley shipper. Sorry, folks. All I can say is that it's very, very scary to live in my head sometimes.
Quote 5:
You know if you love Riley Finn so much, maybe you should marry him.
Anya, irritated at and taunting Xander, who especially now in his pre-nuptual jitters is way overly relieved to have another guy on the show, even just for one episode.
Quote 6:
Wheel never stops turning, Buffy. You're up, you're down, doesn't change what you are. And you're a hell of a woman.
Tara, having drunk herself silly to console herself after losing the first few hands at poker.
Quote 7:
I'm betting they explode.
Dawn, to herself, watching Willow and Tara tripping over themselves with awkwardness and sexual tension in each other's company.
Quote 8:
I love you. You know I do.
Spike, to the Mummyhand after it finds out about his affair with the slayer and trashes his crypt in a fit of scorned rage.
Quote 9:
What a bitch.
Andrew, sympathizing with Jonathon after they find out what uses Willow has been putting J's sacred magic bone to since its confiscation a few episodes ago.
Quote 10:
Don't take away the chips.
Willow, frantically as she watches the ongoing poker game between Tara, Spike and Clem. The two demony types promised not to use Kittens for currency just this once, but having grown tired of using the traditional plastic chips, are starting to cast longing glances at the suspiciously ribbity-sounding covered aquarium they brought with them.
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Shiver me timberless.