'Series 6' - Episode 15 now on-line.

[jomarch]

Hey Pezzky, Can I just say WOW. I recently started reading all the fanfiction here at the board and have been totally blown away.

Your series is amazing! I started with Ep15 and then went back and spent the rest of the week and part of the weekend devouring Ep 1 to 14. I think I have to say WOW again. In my mind, this could easily substitute for the current series shown. You definitely got the 'Jossian' quirky humour down pat and its great that even the episodes that are heavy with the drama, angst and adventure always has great lines (normally by Anya but Dawn's recent line on the monks was brilliant) that are so laugh out loud funny.

So I think I am going to say WOW again and I can't wait for Ep16.

[Pezzky]

jomarch - "Your series is amazing! I started with Ep15 and then went back and spent the rest of the week and part of the weekend devouring Ep 1 to 14." - Started with Ep 15 eh? That must have been an interesting experience. There must have been stuff in there that didn't quite make any sense But I'm so very happy that you read Eps 1-14. I'm sure the storylines would have flowed better reading the episodes in quick succession. But now, you'll just have to wait 2-3 weeks between episodes like everyone else

Thanks for liking the humour. To be honest, I wasn't sure going into this if I could be, you know, funny. But people seem to enjoy my series, so.. I guess I feel better about it now. *Pezzky shrugs and sighs*

And yeah, I find, just as in Joss' series, the best lines have a way of gravitating towards Anya. Whenever I need a funny moment, more often than not, Anya will be speaking

"In my mind, this could easily substitute for the current series shown." - You don't happen to own a TV network do you.. cause, copyright issues aside, we could do lunch. Seriously though, thanks for your extra kind comments and your triple WOWs. It's feedback like this that keeps me going and just, well, makes me go all

Just a little update. Still working on Ep 16 and will probably get it don...... *Pezzky gets a blank stare* ... Whoa, lost myself for a second there... Where was I?.... Wait, who am I?... Oh God.. I don't know my name!!.. I DON'T KNOW MY NAME!!.. And what the heck is this Novogate thing?... *Pezzky freaks out and stumbles off in a daze*

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[Epicurus]

*jumps in to the rescue*

Here, I'll refresh you. These are the parts you will not remember but NEED to know:

Your name, um posting name, is Pezzky. You're a great writer. I'm your favourite Kitten Board member, which lead to me becoming your proof reader and I always get the upcoming episode well in advance.
Tonight you were gonna send me that 2MB file containing all those tasty little spoilery bits of information regarding this series you're writing.
Oh, and you'd never ever do/or hire anybody to cause bodily harm to me.
Trust me, I wouldn't lie to you.

*jumps back to do her work*

[Pezzky]

Pezzky? What the heck's a Pezzky? What a stupid name.. It makes no sense.. I don't wanna be a Pezzky.. And I write? What am I writing? I don't wanna be a writer either.. it's way sad. I wanna be an astronaut. Yeah, that sounds about right. So what if I'm terrified of heights and I get motion-sickness real easy - like I can't even get on those simulator rides at theme parks and.. wait a minute, how did I remember that? Oh.. it's all coming back to me.. Pezzky.. Series 6.. Epicurus.. 50 dollars.. wait, 50 Canadian dollars .. canadiankitty and FlyingBunny.. ruffians and muffians.. kneecaps.. Oh yes, time to make a call.

[This message has been edited by Pezzky (edited February 26, 2002).]

[Epicurus]

Bribery and magic gone awry, I just can’t cut a break.
I have no money to offer, just unadulterated worship at the your throne.
*kneels down and bows her head at Pezzky*
Devotion has gotta be worth more than money right? *waits, hopeful*

[FlyingBunny]

Hmmm, what a strange phone call. Apparently my name is FlyingBunny, I'm a muffian, I worship some one named Pezzky and I'm suppose to break some one named Epicurus knee caps.

Hmmm... Oh well. *shrugs and picks up nice shiny crowbar*

I guess it knee cap breaking time.

FB

[Pezzky]

Pezzky sits at a table. Epicurus kneels at Pezzky's feet.

Pezzky (to Epicurus) - All is forgiven. Now, go do my laundry.. and fetch me my slippers.

*Pezzky waits for Epicurus to leave. Pezzky turns to the right and from the shadows emerges.. FlyingBunny*

Pezzky (in a dark and sinister voice) - Remember, I need proof.

*FlyingBunny nods and turns to follow Epicurus into the darkness, a silver crow-bar in her hand catching the light as she departs. Pezzky sits back with a contented smile. After a beat, Pezzky leans back forward and stares at a laptop screen on the table, silently wondering how this thread managed to get to this place. With a sigh, Pezzky leans back and stares at the ceiling. A voice crackles over the intercom.*

Voice - Pezzky, the Nobel Committee is here to discuss the presentation of your award.

Pezzky (calmly) - Send them in... send them in.

[canadian kitty]

Just back from my overnight at the mental ward.

The strangest thing happened to me yesterday. I found myself at the local Tim Horton ordering all the muffins in the display case to break the customer's kneecaps.

I can't image why that happened can you Epicurus? Epicurus? Is that you over there in the dark corner?

Canadian Kitty reporting for duty Pezzy.

[Epicurus]

*turns to look at FlyingBunny*
You wouldn’t wanna hurt little ol’ me with that crowbar would ya?

Thanks a lot canadian kitty, now I gotta jet over to Tim Horton’s and have me a couple chocolate chip muffins. By the way, I think we have got another patient for that mental ward... Pezzky’s beginning to speak in a sinister voice and act really paranoid.
Shit, wait I didn’t mean to imply anything bad about you Pezzky. What I meant was I uh got your laundry all done and I’d like you to yell at me in that sexy sinister voice and order me around some more.

Ok somehow this has turned into the kitten board version of the book “Misery”. Only, with like, the roles reversed.
Oh and I know why this thread has taken a violent and unexpected turn. *cough* Someone is making us wait too long *cough* to read a certain fic *cough* and we’re just killin’ time.
Wait, wait I mean... I’m devoted and patient and here’s your slippers.

[FlyingBunny]

FlyingBunny's inner turmoil.

How can I hurt Epicurus, a fellow kitten and Canadian?...but the blindly radiant great lord of the Series 6 fic, Pezzky, wishes it so and as a loyal muffian I must honour the boss's wishes.

*Looks at crowbar, then turns to look at Epicurus knee caps. Sighs*

What am I to do?

FB
*who is also wondering how this thread got to this point and why am I perpetuating it with the above and why am not studying for my mid-term for tomorrow and why is the sky blue and the grass green????*

[This message has been edited by FlyingBunny (edited February 28, 2002).]

[Pezzky]

Okay, I'm now officially lifting the bounty on Epicurus to stop this thread going crazy Oh wait, what's that? The deed is done? Oh well, I'll send Epicurus a nice bunch of flowers (which of course, will never arrive.. just like my $50)

And oh, FlyingBunny? - the sky is blue and the grass is green because I deem it so.. Actually, I wanted a different colour for grass but I ran out of purple.

[Epicurus]

oh now where's the fun in that?

*returns to her regularly scheduled program*

[magrat]

Sorry it took so long read your new ep. Great as always your are my fav fan fic writer for sure. Keep the good work up

[canadian kitty]

rushes into thread, crowbar raised*

Oh. I thought my services might be required. Sorry, it's just the life of a ruffian has been a little dull as of late. I miss my muffian.

But perhaps there will be more Pezzky goodness now that Buffy is in reruns for a bit.

[Pixie]

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Yoo hoo! Pezzky! How's it going over there? I don't want to incur the wrath of a muffian, but do you think we might wee ep 16 sometime soon?

*Pixie respectfully backs out of the thread, but still has the cheek to leave a pair of panties hanging over canadian kitty's crowbar.*

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[Epicurus]

Just peeking my head in to say:

Oh Pezzky.
An update.
Would make.
Me happy.

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[FlyingBunny]

*Dashes into thread with shiny crowbar thinking its a update*

Drat no update!

*Turns to canadian kitty and salutes*

Muffian FlyingBunny reporting for duty sir!

FB

[Pezzky]

Sorry.. I'm so sorry.. I'm so very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very.. sorry.
[Please note : Parts of the above may have been a result of a cut and paste operation]

Anyways.. Sorry for dropping out the face of this earth for a few weeks there. Do you ever find that when you get out of the habit of writing, it's really hard to get back into it? No? Okay, just me then.
Remember when I mentioned things were progressing slowly. Well, I wasn't kidding. Hopefully, I will have Ep 16 up by next Tuesday or Friday. Don't think I'll bother with a teaser and delay it any further.. seeing everyone's in rerun hell and all.
Remember when I mentioned I'll never write anything as long as Ep 15? Well.. ahem. I hate myself.
Remember the early days of the series when I released episodes every week.. yeah, that sure was a long time ago wasn't it? (FYI, I had already written the first four episodes before I released the first one.. that was the only reason a weekly release was ever possible).
Remember when you were young.. and so adorably cute.. you could get away with murder? Wait a minute.. Think I'll save that for my therapist.
Okay, just so that you know.. I'm currently halfway through Act 2 (closing on 40 pages.. yikes!, that used to be one complete episode). I'll keep everyone updated as I progress.

Again.. I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very.. sorry for the delay.
[Please note : One of the above-mentioned very's may not have been totally sincere and four of them may only have been half-heartedly expressed]

magrat : thanks! You're ever so kind