Floating Rose
Posts: 48
Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 04, 2001 14:50
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Hey all!!
Bored this morning.. so... here is a microFic called The Naughty Witches and the Mitten Bawd..
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“Hello ?”
“Hi, Tara. Um. Is Willow there?”
“Who is this ?” Tara asked in her politest voice.
“What ? It’s me! It’s Buffy!”, the voice said.
“I’m sorry. I don’t know a Bunny. Please hold.” Tara said.
She turned to Willow, who sat typing furiously at her notebook computer.
“There’s someone on the phone for you, honey. A ‘Bunny’ ?”, Tara said
Willow tapped a key, stared at her screen and giggled.
“Oh, this person is so funny”, she said. “What was that, darl ?”
“There’s a Bunny on the phone for you”, Tara said.
“Bunny ? A furry one ? Really ?” willow said, delighted. “Did you make me another present ?”
“No, lovey. It’s a person-type”, Tara said. “A girly too. Sounds sexy. A little like Buffy, actually. But she sounds much taller.”
“Maybe she’d like to come over and play with us”, Willow said.
“Oh goody! Shall I ask her ?”, Tara said.
“Hmmm. Get her number. I’m busy right now”, Willow said. She turned back to her computer.
Tara spoke into the receiver. “I’m sorry. Miss Willow is unavailable. Can I take a message?”, Tara said.
There was a loud click on the other end. Tara frowned. “She hung up!” she said, putting slightly. “How rude! And I thought I was doing so well. I was using my nicest phone voice.”
Willow didn’t hear her. She was thumping the desk with her fist and crying with laughter.
“Oh, this Zeeder gal is a hoot!”, Willow said, gasping for breath. “She’s drunk and spelling things all wrong.”
Tara walked over to the desk and peered over Willow’s shoulder.
“What you doing, hon ?”, she said.
“Oh, I’m on a Woohoo chat board.”, Willow said, wiping tears from her eyes. “Some group called The Mitten. Lotsa funny people on it. I haven’t a clue what they are talking about but it’s very funny.”
Tara squinted at the tiny colored words on Willow’s screen. Suddenly the computer’s speakers crackled with a distorted, incoherent voice.
“What was that ?”, Tara said.
“Oh.. I think someone’s ordering extra fries..”, Willow said. “You can order fast food too. They do it all the time. I think. I can’t really understand it though.”
“Hmm.. can we order some food too ?”, Tara said, dreamily. “Like ice-cream … and honey ?”
“Oooo… delicious!”, Willow said. “But no honey, sweetness. It doesn’t come off the sheets very easily.”
Tara looked a little upset, but smiled bravely. “Ok. I guess just ice-cream is okay.”
Willow clapped her hands excitedly.
“Oh yes! Super!”, Willow said. She reached over to Tara and began to slowly stroke her thigh.
“Hmm.. That’s so nice”, Tara purred. Willow stopped her caressing abruptly and Tara frowned in annoyance. “Awww… Why’dya stop, Willow ?”
“Oh.. They’re doing other stuff now. You see, they keep typing these little secret instructions!”, Willow said, excitedly. “I’ve got most of them figured out. You see, HorrorAlkaline just said ‘ROFL’, which mean ‘Rub on Friend’s Leg’, which is one I really like.”
“Oh, me too!”, Tara said, happily. “Make them say it again! Now!”
“Well, I’m not sure how to.” Willow said. She giggled. “Oh, quick! Come here!”
Willow grabbed Tara’s head and gave her a sloppy kiss on the lips.
“Yummy!”, Tara said.
“That’s another really good one.”, Willow said. “PProtestDevil just said ‘LOL’, which of course means ‘Lips on Lips’!”
“Oh look! GoodHankyLeather just said it too!”, Tara said, bending over and kissing Willow.
“And so did KeeweeCoven.. and Plugin_Hen!”, Willow said, grabbing Tara around the neck and kissing her again.
“I’m sure someone else is saying it right now..”, Tara mumbled, her mouth full of Willow-tongue.
“Hmm..”, Willow said, sliding off the chair and dragging Tara to the floor. “They must be..”.
The computer beeped and squawked away on the top of the desk and the two girls writhed on the floor.
“Ooh! Wow!”, Tara gasped in pleasure. “What’s that one called!”
“Um.. I think it’s called ;P”, Willow said.
.. fin …
xita
Ms. Moderator Fantastico
Posts: 2674
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 04, 2001 15:04
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Oh, froggyfrog, I haf no idia whoo you coud be talkin bout.
Great Stuff
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Rane
Willowhand
Posts: 342
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 04, 2001 15:43
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i love our naughty witches! I love you froggyfrog!
btw, what does *muah* mean? people keep writng me that but i cant figure it out. =/
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*I go online sometimes, but ... everyone's spelling is really bad, and it's ... depressing.*
FroggyFrog
Floating Rose
Posts: 48
Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 04, 2001 15:52
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Hey Rane!
MUAH means "Must Undress Alyson Hannigan"
Froggy
Catwoman
Willowhand
Posts: 307
Registered: Jan 2001 posted March 04, 2001 16:05
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LOL! Those crazy naughty witches! What will they get up to next?!
BTW means 'Boink The Witch'
april
Gay Now!
Posts: 1191
Registered: Oct 2000 posted March 04, 2001 16:18
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rofl, froggy! this is sooooo funny!
but who *is* that weird PProtestDevil person, anyway? what a freak!
FroggyFrog
Floating Rose
Posts: 48
Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 04, 2001 18:50
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April said: but who *is* that weird PProtestDevil person, anyway? what a freak!
Hmm.. I dunno. It would take a month to get the right answer..
(groan.. sorry, it's cryptic crossword day)
Froggy
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Hugin
Ms. Moderator Fantastico
Posts: 541
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 04, 2001 19:20
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LOL! Okay, this cracked me up. I fear, conceptually, the Plug-in-hen though...
-len
Roxton
Gay Now!
Posts: 1326
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 04, 2001 19:55
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FroggyFrog that was great. I thought I was going to fall out of my chair I was laughing so hard. So that's what "ROFL" means.
Rane
Willowhand
Posts: 342
Registered: Sep 2000 posted March 04, 2001 22:03
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BRILLIANT!
*MUAH means "Must Undress Alyson Hannigan"*
lol.
and
edited cause silly me forgot to copy the part i was refering to... and to add that if i knew how to place a picture on this board i'd put that one from the recent mag were she's in her undies...
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rocketdyke
Doll's eye crystal
Posts: 101
Registered: Feb 2001 posted March 04, 2001 22:44
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totally funny!
but what *does* muah mean?
seriously.
rocketdyke
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willow: she's like, this cleavage-y slut bomb...
FroggyFrog
Floating Rose
Posts: 48
Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 04, 2001 23:03
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* but what *does* muah mean?
seriously.
Seriously ? What does that mean
Achooly, I think *muah* is the start of MUAH HA HA!!! Manic laughter like wot Dr Evil does.. But what do I know ?
Anyhow, I prefer the Aly acronym.. ;P
Lerv
Froggy.
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FroggyFrog
Floating Rose
Posts: 48
Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 05, 2001 11:10
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After much effort, toil and painstaking research I found it!! *MUAH* that is.. It's a smoochy kissy sound, like MOWAAAAAA!
Okay.. well.. that was worth it, eh ? No ? It wasn't ? I was stoopid to even worry, wasn't I.. Oh gosh.. I'm a doofus..
Froggy
rocketdyke
Doll's eye crystal
Posts: 101
Registered: Feb 2001 posted March 05, 2001 11:21
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HA HA ha.
*muah* froggy, thank you for your hard work.
i think for kisses, i prefer the old "x".
sort of makes me feel like youre just really stamping those lips on there, like a big inescapable rubber stamp.
x.
rocketdyke
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willow: she's like, this cleavage-y slut bomb...
FroggyFrog
Floating Rose
Posts: 48
Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 05, 2001 11:41
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Hey RD!
Oh, I prefer the X too.. ( and a certain other special secret one )
I think it kinda makes sense, like you said - stamp those smoochy bits down and all - but I could never figure out why it goes along wiv an O for huggy (as in XOXOXOXOX)..
Oh no... I just set myself another research task! Help me! WAAAAAAAA
Froggy Frog
Dr.G
Gay Now!
Posts: 1022
Registered: Jan 2001 posted March 06, 2001 10:31
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FF that is very funny.
I just read it, haven't had time before. Too much posting, too little time *sigh*. But I just had to reply now to say:
ROFL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... There. That should keep Willow and Tara busy for a while...
tarasfan
Doll's eye crystal
Posts: 93
Registered: Jan 2001 posted March 07, 2001 07:28
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Kewl!! I love fun fics like that!! Now, if only I could convince a few people that LOL doesn't mean laugh out loud, then I'd be in business!! Possibly not, however...!!!
xoxo
FroggyFrog
Floating Rose
Posts: 48
Registered: Nov 2000 posted March 07, 2001 14:28
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Ooh.. thanks.. glad you liked it, tarasfan!
I don't like to plug my stuff cos I'm never really happy with most of it, but if you like, there are seven Naughty Witches ficcys at http://www.extraflamey.com/ (a cool site run by the super HorrorAlkaline)
FF
tarasfan
Doll's eye crystal
Posts: 93
Registered: Jan 2001 posted March 08, 2001 05:35
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Kewl!! Will do!! If ya want, you can check mine out at www.extraflamey.com under the name of Flissy and its called Ticklish!!
xoxo
*reposted at the new board