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Top Ten Reasons People Hate Tara

Postby birdie brain* » Sun May 27, 2001 5:34 pm

birdie brain
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10. Because she made Willow happy again
9. Because she took Willow away from Oz, months after he dumped her
8. Because she saved Buffy's live
7. Because she's such a great role model for young gays
6. Because she's not stick thin (flouting number 6 conventions, woo, woo!)
5. Because she's achingly beautiful
4. Idiots don't understand her sense of humour
3. Because she's quiet, thoughtful and intelligent
2. Beacause she really does love her girlfriend
And the number one reason people hate Tara:

1. Because they are a bunch of f******g morons

Thank you!

Birdie

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justposting
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i have a rather simple response to that:
AMEN!!!!



digginindigo
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Woohoo, Birdie!
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RomanceJunky
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You know, for a "Birdie Brain" you sound pretty damn smart to me!
Like the list!

The Junky

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Ginner
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Birdie Brain...you go!!!
*Summons the football/netball/rugby and hocky team and gives birdie brain the mexican waves*
Love the list


Pixie-Muso
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YAY 4 Birdie Brain.........i never thought about that!


TARA ROCKS!



tvsurfer
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Go Birdie!!!!!!!


Warduke
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Way to go birdie, I love #9, I always found it funny that people would say she stole Willow away from Oz, even though Oz had dumped her months before…they’re a very observant group


Shaniezak
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You said it, birdie!

I still don't get where that "There is no number six" thing came from . . . someone explain this to me?!?

I think you're absolutely right, and upon reading this list it strikes me that the people who hate her really must be astoundingly silly.


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Catwoman
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Your thread title scared me a little, but I knew you wouldn't let us down. Woo and Hoo to birdie brain!!!
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Teresa
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Amen, Birdie!!!!!
Loved #9 and #1!

Teresa



Trickster
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You forgot the most inportant one.
She made Willow gay

Or that's the one I hear most often.


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[This message has been edited by Trickster (edited April 25, 2001).]



Roxton
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I think you summed it up perfectly birdie.
Shaniezak, the number 6 convention is a reference to LordBowler's infamous Top Ten Lists. They are absolutely hilarious and number 6 on each list is "There is no number six".


[This message has been edited by Roxton (edited April 26, 2001).]



xita
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Birdie, Number one rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go birdie!



Kalita
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Rox: I beleive it predates even Lord Bowler. It's some bizarre Internet convention from the old days for fan-created Top Tens. It's not universal, but has stuck around.
[This message has been edited by Kalita (edited April 26, 2001).]



tommo
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Number 2. Gotta be Number 2. People really cannot get over the fact that Tara does *love* Willow....but then, who wouldn't?
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WbBuffyfan00
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LOL...I like it...we should post this around everywhere!
-Amy

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AngelusUK
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I think you've hit the nail on the head.

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Tara "Vixen"



Dr.G
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Registered: Jan 2001 posted April 26, 2001 04:05
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Bless you Birdie, this gave me a huge grin.


Dazey
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Just so.


Jenny68
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Trickster, yeah...I can't believe people actually say/believe that. You can't make someone gay, can you? Maybe help discover what's already there...but a person's not doing to do something they don't want to do on their own free will.


Kieli
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Registered: Mar 2001 posted April 26, 2001 12:11
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What a very succinct way to sum it all up. Amber and Aly have had to put up with far too much shite from the empty-headed, feeble-minded and the just downright stupid. Makes me think that Darwin had it right with the whole "Natural Selection" theory....too bad it doesn't work the way we want it to. I always thought that morons shouldn't breed.
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Mara
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You know it birdie!


Nic C
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Woohoo, Birdie!
LOL for #9 and #1, and yay for #6...

Nic



Corana
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The 'no number six' thing is from a Monty Python sketch. I'm pretty sure it's from the Bruce/Philosophers sketch, but I'm not totally positive . . .

Trickster
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Jenny68 that's exactly why it bothers me when people say that. Tara did not MAKE Willow gay.
Yes Willow is in a sexual relationship with Tara, but still Tara did not make Willow gay. My theory is something inside of Willow was gay all along and being with Tara only helped her to see it.

Did that make sense? I know what I'm trying to say here, anyway.

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EvilAnya
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maybe some girls hate Tara is because they are attracted to her and they don't want to admit it because they're, for the most part, straight identified. The woman is a goddess!


I really just don't understand why people don't like Tara except for their hang ups about sexuality. Also, Amber is like the coolest person in the world, maybe some people envy her that, i know i envy that, but i certainly don't hate her.


Arwen
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Loud resounding ape-ish Woo Woo Woo Woo Wooooo's!!!!!!!!
Awesome list!!!

Arwen

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trinity81
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Birdie says it all.....yay!!!!!!!!
Amber is no. 1


tyche
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Oh, and the next time you see someone beating up on Amber, you might want to mention that she’s the only ‘Buffy’ cast member to appear in a film by an Oscar-winning director (Steven Soderbergh – she appeared in his film ‘King of the Hill’.)


tommo
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People hate Tara cuz they're so jealous of Amber getting to kiss Aly...and vice versa...
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TheWombat
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quote:
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Originally posted by Kieli:
Makes me think that Darwin had it right with the whole "Natural Selection" theory....too bad it doesn't work the way we want it to. I always thought that morons shouldn't breed.

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TSTL - Too stupid to live
TSTB - Too stupid to breed

Thank you Dr Asimov - RIP


The Wombat.




Kieli
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quote:
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Originally posted by TheWombat:
TSTL - Too stupid to live
TSTB - Too stupid to breed
Thank you Dr Asimov - RIP


The Wombat.

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*cackle* No truer words were ever spoken.


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WbBuffyfan00
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tyche- it's funny that you should mention King of the hill...I just saw it yesterday...it's a wonderful movie. Amber doesn't have very much screen time...but her performance is awesome. Plus she looks so cute in her pigtails and glasses!
-Amy

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digginindigo
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I'm so evil....I would love to see this posted over at the Bronze.
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Kieli
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It's not worth the effort Dig....from what I've seen, the Bronzers are too busy basking in the warm glow of being better than everyone else because of their access to the stars and because Joss posts there personally. If this topic were posted over there, I'm sure someone would get flamed. Hmm.......I guess I have issues, don't I? *smirk*
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Dr.G
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well, Joss may post there, but I doubt the people who bash Tara hold a special place in his heart. Unless "I would kick your arse if you were worth it" can be considered a special place.


Ginner
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I just think the people who hate Tara are scum...sorry was that a bit honest? Okay how about...stuck-up tight asses with no sense of good, healthy, loving relationships.
Their just a bunch of SUTAWNSOLR's. (See above )


Kieli
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Registered: Mar 2001 posted April 27, 2001 15:35
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*LMAO* Agreed.
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AngelusUK
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Amen Ginner.

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Willow "Thats fine I don't need to be snuggled"
Tara "Vixen"



birdie brain
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Guys....sob...I'm overwhelmed!
I thinking we were all feeling it, huh?

I was gonna post it on The Bronze. But a moron is a moron, and a bit of sanity, reason and taste will just get 'em mad, like flies around a light. Congratulate yourselves. You'll never be bashing your heads stupidly on illuminated glass!

Birdie



Kieli
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Birdie, you crack me up *chuckle*
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Arwen
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I just ambled over to The Bronze for a look-see, never have before, and I really MUST say that this is a far superior group! WHat the hell they talk about over there anyway? A bunch of non-W/T babbling, and if they are dissing Tara well....we should just invite Joss over here. And Amber, and Aly. Ohhh.....especially Amber and Aly, wonder how we could convince them?
er...on second thought, perhaps we'd just scare them away! They'd sic the whole lot of us with a bunch of cops. Though if the cops had cuffs.. ..hmmmm j/k, *return to lurking, and remove mind from gutter.* (wiccie it is all your fault, i just read your WONDERFUL stories! more! more! more! giggle)

Arwen

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Pixie-Muso
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Originally posted by Trickster:
Jenny68 that's exactly why it bothers me when people say that. Tara did not MAKE Willow gay.
Yes Willow is in a sexual relationship with Tara, but still Tara did not make Willow gay. My theory is something inside of Willow was gay all along and being with Tara only helped her to see it.

Did that make sense? I know what I'm trying to say here, anyway.


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You made heaps of sense Trickster. I never really thought of Tara making Willow gay....actually I'm not really sure what I used to think....but I agree with what you said.....I think it's actually set my mind straight on that matter (no pun intended).

[This message has been edited by xita (edited May 27, 2001).]

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Top Ten Reasons People Hate Tara

Postby TheBlisteringFool* » Sun May 27, 2001 5:36 pm

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Wow, I opened the previous post with this name expecting some Bowleresque japery.
Instead, there was a load of heartfelt off-my-chest-ness.
So in order to lighten the mood, here`s the real reason people hate Tara.
10. Since she arrived, Willow dresses all weird
9. She insists on saying po-tar-to
8. She`s registered in Florida & didn`t bother to vote
7. She thinks Picard is a better captain than Kirk
6. There is no number six
5. Because since she arrived Willow doesn`t do that cutesy. breathe in halfway. through. a sentence anymore.
4. She just doesn`t `get` The Simpsons
3. The Willow/Amy `shippers have been thwarted forever. "Oh Willow, you saved me from life as a rodent, how can I ever repay you?"
2. She made Willow get rid of her entire collection of `Spawn` action figures

and the number one reason

1. Because she`s got Willow & I don`t! Boo hoo, damn her! it should be mee!



Ginner
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quote:
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Originally posted by TheBlisteringFool:
10. Since she arrived, Willow dresses all weird
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Huh. Funny...i seem to rememeber our Wills wearing a really pink, really fuzzy jumper in Doppelgangland...or was that the hight of fashion then?



Roxton
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BlisteringFool those are funny. I really liked #'s 1, 3 and 7, and Tara's right, Picard is a better captain than Kirk.


WbBuffyfan00
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LOL...that's exactly what I needed today
THANKS!!!
-Amy

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Beautiful Tara's Girl
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quote:
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Originally posted by TheBlisteringFool:
3. The Willow/Amy `shippers have been thwarted forever. "Oh Willow, you saved me from life as a rodent, how can I ever repay you?"
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Wakka-chakka, wakka-chakka....




BBOvenGuy
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quote:
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Originally posted by Roxton:
Tara's right, Picard is a better captain than Kirk.
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No no no! Ben Sisko all the way!




Roxton
Strong like an Amazon

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Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 28, 2001 23:50
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No no never, Jean-Luc Picard is number one.


BBOvenGuy
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Care to compromise on Janeway?


Roxton
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Bob that sounds like a reasonable compromise.


Zahir
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Are you insane??????
The Captain-by-Committee on Farscape is the best! By far!

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Catwoman
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Hee! Too funny I love #3 & #4
Another reason: The real reason why people hate Tara is because she's already taken and they can't have her all to themselves




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