Big Pineapple
Posts: 966
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 30, 2001 18:47
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It has been pointed out to me that this may possibly be a spoiler. So, just in case...here's some space; and don't stop me rhymin' cuz I'm wastin' your time..um..in...
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So I was needy. Yeah, that's right. Needy. Me; gorgeous queen-of-your-damn-soul; empress of the dark passages; ruler of your lam-o world....yeah, needy. And not needy in a 'fancy a snack' kind of way either...
It had been a few days since I last had some. And I was feeling kinda..y'know...like I wanted to just go wild. So I was waiting for my key, my splendid key. All the while, Jinks and his crew were trying to get me to go cold turkey. But I couldn't. I needed it too much.
Just to suck the....ah...even now it makes me shiver. Plunging in my fingers and taking what I could. Feeling it run down to my knuckles and then tasting it...oh god, the first taste is always the best. Some young thing, trailing her essence all over me. You can't beat that in a month of Sundays (note to self: when I take over the world and unleash hell on earth, make a month of Sundays).
So I finally found her. Sweet, shy thing. Blonde, brown, whatever colour...hair trailing over her shoulders. You puny creatures would call it cascading. Never went in for the romance myself. I mean, a suck's a suck, right?
I tell you, I've never tasted anything like her before. Right before I shoved my fingers inside, she looked up at me with bright blue eyes, all brimming with tears. Cry sister, coz you're not getting out of *this* one, I told her. That only made her cry all the more. Women!
So I did it. Pushed in my fingers as far as they would go and sucked. Sucked everything out of her. Wow. Best rush I've had in days. Weeks. Well..I want to say millenia but hey, I don't go in for overstatement. Hang on....hell...of course I do!
I drained her. Must have. When she lurched forwards and sighed, just before I pulled out and flung her back on the chair, I noticed something. She was...*smiling*....
Witches. Damn. They taste great but, you know, it's never the same taste twice. Now that redhead on the other hand....
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"I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services."
[This message has been edited by tommo (edited April 30, 2001).]
Warduke
Big Pineapple
Posts: 707
Registered: Nov 2000 posted April 30, 2001 18:48
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Ohhh, you are absolutely wicked Ruth
Halcyon
Cool Monster Fighter
Posts: 164
Registered: Apr 2001 posted April 30, 2001 18:49
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ooohh....Tommo...that's it, I'm officially stalking you as of now!
tommo
Big Pineapple
Posts: 966
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 30, 2001 18:50
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Woo hoo! I got me a stalker!
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"I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services."
Dr.G
Gay Now!
Posts: 1301
Registered: Jan 2001 posted April 30, 2001 18:59
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*I* am you stalker remember? *ME!* So back off Halcyon! I am very territorial. No one touches my stalkees.
So just in case anyone missed my dutch lesson a few months ago, here you have it again: "pot" is the dutch word for "dyke", we use our dykes for other reasons.
Btw, LOL Ruth.
Oh and "lol" is the dutch word for "fun". Any questions? The oral exam shall take place next week...
tommo
Big Pineapple
Posts: 966
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 30, 2001 19:01
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Did somebody say 'oral'? In *this* thread?
...*thud*...
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"I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services."
Halcyon
Cool Monster Fighter
Posts: 164
Registered: Apr 2001 posted April 30, 2001 19:01
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how about we share Gman? this is fun...well, actually, I'm having trouble keeping up but still, its good practice.
and dang, I'm bored out of my mind.
(so says she with a test a day away and a full term's worth of unstudied notes.)
tommo
Big Pineapple
Posts: 966
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 30, 2001 19:05
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Tut tut, naughty Halycon. Go study girlie! Heh heh....(as someone who has 20 reports to write for tomorrow)
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"I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services."
Dr.G
Gay Now!
Posts: 1301
Registered: Jan 2001 posted April 30, 2001 19:09
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Yeah Ruth I said 'oral', I have been known to do an anal exam once or twice, but I thought saying that would be too gross, I mean, we wanna keep this thread decent don't we?
Halcyon
Cool Monster Fighter
Posts: 164
Registered: Apr 2001 posted April 30, 2001 19:15
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thought this was just a physical ...sorry...wrong thread.
hey garfield, any recommendations to replace pacofen tabs?
Dr.G
Gay Now!
Posts: 1301
Registered: Jan 2001 posted April 30, 2001 19:18
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Ah Halcyon, I am not familiar with that name, it sounds like an NSAID (an anti-inflammatory painkiller). You can use others like it. I could tell you, but than I'd have to bill you.
Roxton
Strong like an Amazon
Posts: 1588
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 30, 2001 19:26
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Ruth you really are wicked.
xita
Ms. Moderator
Fantastico
Posts: 3140
Registered: Sep 2000 posted April 30, 2001 22:50
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all I can do is cry
Catwoman
Willowhand
Posts: 431
Registered: Jan 2001 posted May 01, 2001 00:05
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That was evil, but oh-so good
april
Gay Now!
Posts: 1405
Registered: Oct 2000 posted May 01, 2001 01:01
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ah ruth, they may say that they're stalkers, but you know who to turn to if you want someone who *really* appreciates your evil side..
tommo
Big Pineapple
Posts: 966
Registered: Sep 2000 posted May 01, 2001 02:48
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*blinks innocently* Me? Evil side? Noooo...
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Halcyon
Cool Monster Fighter
Posts: 164
Registered: Apr 2001 posted May 01, 2001 04:57
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Morning Tommo....mwa ha ha ha !
I see you've been busy on the board.....
WbBuffyfan00
Willowhand
Posts: 380
Registered: Sep 2000 posted May 01, 2001 12:22
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My God....we get a little glimpse into Ruth's psyche!!! You're very deranged....I like it
-Amy
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Thespia
Doll's eye crystal
Posts: 66
Registered: Feb 2001 posted May 01, 2001 15:34
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Oh, I'm shocked!
You really has an evil side... I thought it was just hearsay...
But you still seem adorable to me...
tommo
Big Pineapple
Posts: 966
Registered: Sep 2000 posted May 01, 2001 17:21
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Oh. *blush* Please don't pay me compliments. I can't handle it. Slag me off, bitch me out...call me names...just not nice ones. OK?
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Salicin
Doll's eye crystal
Posts: 71
Registered: Apr 2001 posted May 01, 2001 17:48
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rotfphl..
well if you can't take compliments how about a slap on the wrist..or somewhere!..
you are bad!
>sin<
Thespia
Doll's eye crystal
Posts: 66
Registered: Feb 2001 posted May 01, 2001 18:59
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quote:
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Originally posted by tommo:
Slag me off, bitch me out...call me names...just not nice ones. OK?
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Well, I did say you had an evil side, didn't I?
Roxton
Strong like an Amazon
Posts: 1588
Registered: Sep 2000 posted May 01, 2001 19:05
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And I said you were wicked.