FIC: What Willow Said (SPOILERS)

[JJ]

ORIGIANLLY POSTED ON THE WILLTARA LIST

Ladies and gentlemen (and anything else) herewith is my first fic.
Probably my last, too; for the season anyway. I actually have a
whole TV season worth of stories in my head, but time will not permit
me to even start them. Actually time will not permit me to view this
list until the new episodes begin, as I'm at the really hard portion
of the Web Design program I'm in. So enjoy.

Summary: In the 17th ep of last season's "Angel", 'Disharmony'
Willow comes out to Cordelia over the phone, although we don't hear
the exact words Willow says. This is essentially my interpretation.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. All words in caps are my words put into
Willow's mouth. Spoilers in case anyone hasn't seen this ep yet (you
have been officially warned).

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Willow: Ok, we're all clear on the fact that Harmony is a vampire,
right?

Cordy: Oh, Harmony's a vampire? That's why she...? OMG, I'm so
embarrassed.

Willow: (rolls her eyes)

Cordy: All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo!

Willow: YEAH, WELL I'M A GREAT BIG LESBO, YOU STUPID BITCH!

Cordy: Oh, Yeah?

Willow: YEAH, TARA IS MY GIRLFRIEND AND WE MAKE HOT MONKEY LOVE EVERY
NIGHT!

Cordy: Really?

Willow: REALLY! SO YOU BETTER LEAVE HER ALONE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOOD FOR YOU, OR I WILL OWE YOUR TRAMPY ASS SOME SERIOUS PAIN! WE'RE
HERE. WE'RE QUEER. GET USED TO IT!!!

Cordy: Well, that's great. Good for you.

Willow: Thanks for the affirmation.

The End.

Feedback? Send it to the address above.

Yours in literaturely bonding,

JJ

P.S. Does this mean I can be a Bardlet now?

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Amberholic #1969
Keeper of the kitten spirit that lies in us all
Keeper of the fluffy pink rhinos (don't ask)
The 100th Light for Tara

"Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand."
from 'Witch Hunt' by Rush

[Wiccagrrl]

LOL...yeah, I'm sure that's how the convo went HOT MONKEY LOVE- love it!!!

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Tracy

Hear that Baby? You're my always.

[Catwoman]

Hehehe! Somehow i don't think so, but it's fun to dream

[xita]

That was really funny!! You should do more hidden scenes!!!!

[Ed Wood]

JJ THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!

You have to write more fics!

[tommo]

Hidden scenes...heh heh!

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"Actually, I-I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could ... we could name her Trixie, or Miss Titty Fantastico, or something.
And we could make Titty go bonkers with curse words and buttshots and stuff?" ~ An homage to Nocturnal 2001

[minion]

That was very funny, now if we could only hear how she tells her mom and dad

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I am in thunderous agreement, oh glittering, glistening Glorificus! : Jinx in Tough Love

[This message has been edited by minion (edited June 19, 2001).]

[Glory-p3-mrs]

oh yeah! ive been wondering what the exact exchange might have been. i imagined something a little more, uh, conservative, like "nope. no, that'd be me."
yours was much more fun though!

[ScoobySnack]

LOL...hot monkey love.

~Scooby

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T: I am, you know.
W: What?
T: Yours.