A limerick thread

[AutumnT]

You asked for it.

There was a young lass named Willow
Who thought a chest made an excellent pillow
She's a breast gal, you see
Tara's filled her with glee
Whether naked or with frills and a bow

There once was a girl name McClay
Who helped me be out proud and gay
My brush paints her skin
while my mind thinks of sin
With her I shall now have my way.

Edited to pull the one that started it over here.

[This message has been edited by AutumnT (edited December 18, 2001).]

[Katharyn]

I am pretty sure there is already a limerick thread... or at least one that mutated into it... but this is good!

Katharyn

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She's my always

[miss_spangles]

lol! Thanks Autumn T - I'm still smiling about the one
over in the spoiler thread at the main board
Hope we'll get more

[Warduke]

That was very cute Autumn and also very true

[AutumnT]

Fair Willow hails from Sunnydale
Meeting Tara she swore off things male
A new pleasure she found
'Cause she quite likes the sound
of her blonde lover's ecstatic wail

[Warduke]

LOL, I hope there's much more to come Autumn.

[AutumnT]

If you encourage me I'll just keep at it. I'm warning you...

They lived on the mouth straight to hell
The red head and her partner as well
Sapphic joys did abound
Whenever they went downtown
For as usual, Willow strove to excel

[tommo]

Heh heh, naughty limericks. Are there any other kind? I hope not. I'm lovin' these.

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"You evil bitch troll from hell!" ~ Patsy Stone

[Scout]

Oh, it's a gift all right! Thank goodness we're on the receiving end.

Wonderful stuff!

[AutumnT]

There was a young beauty named Tara
As for breasts, she had a great pair of
How could Willow resist
When they begged to be kissed
She cried "gay now" and began a new era

[terrapin]

that last one cracked me up. Keep it up!

[Warduke]

Man, this just keeps getting better and better

[AutumnT]

You people are keeping me from my real work.

It seems Tara has an exquisite mouth
And Willow enjoys it most in the south
She'll levitate all day
God it's good to be gay
Of that she has never had a doubt

Edited to add another:

Willow was known for her love of computers
Until Tara played Sapphic recruiter
The box lost its allure
To fun much more mature
I mean why play with mice over hooters?

[This message has been edited by AutumnT (edited December 19, 2001).]

[Dr.G]

LOL Autumn, this is better than I had dared hope.
Please continue to not work, while I have to go and work myself. Blergh. I look forward to reading some more when I get home. (This is not a subtle hint or anything.)

[madeira_bluegrrl]

I love naughty limericks and those are awesome!

Alicia
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Amber has the sexiest dimples!
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Snippets from Tabula Rasa shooting script:
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Tara sleeps in her chair, curled up in a blissful
ball of extra cuteness.
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ON TARA as she stretches like a satisfied cat after
a nap -- then opens her eyes. Satisfaction turns to
embarrassment. Then confusion.

[This message has been edited by madeira_bluegrrl (edited December 19, 2001).]

[AutumnT]

OK, one more especially naughty one and then I am off to bed.

"Oh Goddess" exclaimed the blonde wiccan
as she felt her face flush and pulse quicken
There was nothing more grand
than some fine Willowhand
Except for that part with the lickin'

[Kalrn]

Autumn, YOU ROCK!

That last one, especially, had me in hysterics.

Thanks much!

-Kal

[Scout]

What a shame you can't do this for a living! These are fantastic. Please do keep it up!

[miss_spangles]

Yep - definitely keep these coming Autumn T!
They're great

[nika]

*lol* *chortle-snerf* choking on coffee now!

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"Eat lot's of applesauce, preferably fed to you by attractive young lesbians." Amber Benson

[Warduke]

Oh god Autumn...rofl

[AutumnT]

quote:

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Originally posted by Scout:
What a shame you can't do this for a living!

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I agree.

When she came out as a lesbian witch
Willow knew that she'd found the right niche
She found sex was inspired
with the woman she desired
and she had a talent for making Tara twitch

Tara could as well "scratch that itch"
and make Willow scream in wild pitch
a certain "volumey" text
left them nearly oversexed
But you'll never hear either of them bitchquote:

[KittyKo]

ROTFLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[Katharyn]

That last was, IMHO the best so far AutumnT, excellent!

Katharyn

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She's my always

[AutumnT]

Tara blew out the candle (extra flame)
as Willow brazenly staked out her claim
It was a night filled with passion
Where there was no bad fashion
As neither was dressed when she came

[Dumbsaint]

Oh my Lord, Autumn... you're wicked brilliant at these! So so so funny and naughty! I startled my cats with one particularly loud guffaw. Heehee.

The 'volumey' text indeed... and rhyming that with "oversexed." Good God, girl... sheer brilliance... heeheehee

'scuse me while I go collapse into giggles again...

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This mummy hand has ceased to BE! It is an EX-mummy hand!

[AutumnT]

I sincerely want to thank you folks who have been kindly egging me on to more perversion. I just like rhyming. And I like it a whole hell of a lot more than this technical presentation I'm supposed to be working on. So with that said...

"Oh Willow you're one hot mama yama"
Said Tara, unbuttoning her pajama
"Let's sleep without clothes
And I'll play tutor with those
You'll enjoy this course much more than drama"

[xita]

so naughty so good, hahaha, I've just been chuckling away.

quote:

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"Oh Goddess" exclaimed the blonde wiccan
as she felt her face flush and pulse quicken
There was nothing more grand
than some fine Willowhand
Except for that part with the lickin'

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tis my favorite, some fine Willowhand indeed! he.quote:

[AutumnT]

Dear Willow was a cool monster fighter
When with Tara she pulled an all-nighter
now she wasn't a vamp
but the passion did amp
As her teeth lightly nipped out to bite her

To her friends she was known just as Will
But to Tara she was a woman of skill
Will's mouth was perfection
it traveled with direction
Gifting Tara with a multiple thrill

[Scout]

So clever and funny, and they give me such wonderful little mental images! Lovin' it!