Today...today is a good day, so far. I could get used to this irrational optimism thing I've had going lately. It perplexes me, but I think I like it.
Speaking of things I like, I like
this, but I'm pretty sure I'm about the only person who thinks it's funny. (That Link Guaranteed Safe To Click.)
[quote:e63d935759][b:e63d935759][i:e63d935759]Quote:[/i:e63d935759][/b:e63d935759]
Did I mention that Holley enjoys licking Funyon bags clean?
[/quote:e63d935759]
Go ahead, [b:e63d935759] Sally[/b:e63d935759], tell all the world my deepest, darkest secrets.

Actually, my favorite part is that bit you find sometimes, down in the bottom, that, like, nugget of pure Funyun essence. You know what I'm talking about?
I've been laughing about
this for a couple years now. (Fear not that link, 'tis [i:e63d935759] pure[/i:e63d935759] humor and 100% squidless-squid-roll free.)
[quote:e63d935759][b:e63d935759][i:e63d935759]Quote:[/i:e63d935759][/b:e63d935759]
Maybe I'll go down the road to the old man in overalls with no teeth to get some tomorrow.
[/quote:e63d935759]
Oh, [b:e63d935759] Kasey[/b:e63d935759], I'm so lucky. There's a peanut company here in town that's been selling raw and roasted peanuts forever and ever. (I think they have a contract with the Dallas Cowboys for roasted peanuts.) Anyway, they recently caved in to the pressure and started [i:e63d935759] boiling[/i:e63d935759] peanuts, too. Now, I'm persnickety about my boiled peanuts and have long believed the absolute best will [i:e63d935759] always[/i:e63d935759] come from the Toothless Overalls Man (TM), preferably out of the back of his truck by the side of the road. But these...these...[i:e63d935759] these[/i:e63d935759] are the second best boiled peanuts I've [i:e63d935759] ever[/i:e63d935759] had. I really think they've got a team of Toothless Overalls Men inside. They'd [i:e63d935759] have[/i:e63d935759] to.
I think this board is obsessed with boiled peanuts.
Happy day, folks.