It's Auction Wednesday MKF

[Rosenberg]

A trophy, eh? I hope that doesnt mean youre going to be stuffed and hung above the mantel. I do like the terms of your offer though, Ill put in my bid for $20,

        The things I'll do to get a date these days...

        Hey, Im the one whos resorted to bidding to get my date.

[relativegirl]

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they can have me with or without clothing, for an undisclosed amount of time

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[/quote:1bb47202fa] [i:1bb47202fa] That's[/i:1bb47202fa] the prize for the winning bid? A date with all naked Ruth? Holy mother of sweet Jesus on a pony.

[tommo]

Well y'know, you'll have to fly me over to the US first... And none of this "she'll go in the cargo hold" nonsense either.

[Elianna]

How about a pet bag that can be carried on the plane?

[tommo]

It'd have to be a bloody big pet bag...

[Sheridan]

Selling Ruth? Wasn't there some guy named Lincoln who said that you weren't allowed to do that?

[tommo]

But I put myself up for sale. Surely that proves I have total rights over my own...uh...self.

[Sheridan]

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Surely that proves I have total rights over my own...uh...self

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[b:48d7cad5ff] Rights?[/b:48d7cad5ff] What are those? Oh yeah they are those things that anyone who doesn't have an email account have...

[Elianna]

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It'd have to be a bloody big pet bag...

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Well, I was thinking if you can juggle your breasts, you must be very limber, and then can fold up real well.

-Elianna

[NoveltyAct]

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Anyhoo, in the interests of drumming up some money for the charity, here's that photo I promised.

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now, students, gather 'round--you in particular there, [b:f8adb15c46] relativegirl[/b:f8adb15c46]. you see, now that is a fine, fine boob job. excellent lift, advantageous proportion to torso size, stylishly spherical and uniform in shape. not to mention, the nipples are likely properly placed, as you cannot see them above the decolletage line of the garment.

well done, i say, all 'round. *cough* so to speak.

[i:f8adb15c46] offers a wad of bills in the bidding war.[/i:f8adb15c46] for scientific study, of course! i mean, what true scientist *wouldn't* want to get up close to such magnificent...specimens? i am nothing if not dedicated to my work... ...

novelty

p.s. psst...[b:f8adb15c46] warduke[/b:f8adb15c46]...