It's "worst timing ever" Weekend, MKF!

[ChibiWillowR]

Hush30, the part about your mom walking smack into the door made me laugh so hard......I snorted!
Which is odd, because I never snort when i laugh? Lol, just thought i'd mention that.

Oh, and another thing. The emoticons. I took this test online today "Which emoticon are you?" www.geocities.com/blackrobed/quiz/quiz.html and I got the wink! Which means, "You are the wink, and flirting is your game! You are a sex maniac pure and simple. I'd tell you to get help, but I have a feeling you like it this way!". Lol.

Personally, I've taken a liking to this little guy. He makes me think "Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Stayin' Alive. Stayin' Alive."

Corny..I know...

~*~* Morgan *~*~

[AutumnT]

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Just be keeping in mind come next Monday night that you could end up with a big ol' squiggly drawn around your yelling and waving self.

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[/quote:da37759e5d] I really don't think that is likely as I do not paint my face and the like. Nor do I only wear an orange barrel. I'm just one of 76,125 rabid fans in the stands. And yeah, defense looked great. Special teams, not so much. Offense, hit and miss.

[Rally]

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Hey Rally, I see Barry hit home run number 600. Look out, Hank Aaron.

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He did indeed, and today he broke Willie McCoveys intentional walk record.

[Elianna]

Yeay me! I'm finally home! I've been traveling for 28 hours (I told some other peope 29, but re-doing my addition, it's 28) and I'm exhausted!

-Elianna

edited because I'm too tired to even spell my freaking name correctly

[relativegirl]

Yanno Autumn, I'm sure there's [i:5705ac643c] something[/i:5705ac643c] you and the gf could do in the stands to get yourselves on tv.

And may I just say yeah for the Broncos Defense!!!
They allowed a measley 18 yards total rushing. [b:5705ac643c] 18 yards![/b:5705ac643c] For an entire team! Sure it's preseason, but the Broncos rushed for 188 w/o Terrell Davis. [i:5705ac643c] 18 yards[/i:5705ac643c] woo and hoo!

Worst timing/most embarrasing moment? You might think it would be my pitiful attempts at flirting. But no. b/c nobody's mother ever caught me trying to flirt.

16 years old. Colorado winter. bored. ditching school with bf at bf's house. which is empty b/c his mom and dad are at work and little bro's in school.

bored 16 year old hormone bombs. decided to take a shower together. in the master bathroom. cuz the shower had a big skylight which was novel back in the late 1970s. it also had a silly 3/4 shower door that only came up to 5 ft in height.

naturally bf's mom comes home unexpectedly and starts watering all the plants in the house. including the plants in the master bathroom of which there are many b/c of the stupid shower skylight. mom's chattering away at bf, completely unaware that relativegirl is crouching behind the (thankfully) taller bf. until mom passes bf the watering pitcher asking him to water the plants hanging over the shower. bf reaches for water pitcher revealing a crouching blushing relativegirl.

mom shrieks.

bf jumps, slips, knocking both he and relativegirl out of the shower and onto the floor at mom's feet. one nekkid blushing pretzel of arms and limbs.

until that moment, bf's mom was relativemom's best friend.

[urnofosiris]

Dear lord Relativegirl, these posts cracked me up, I had missed that flirting post, you are so brave for sharing that. Thanks.

[relativegirl]

Brave? Not hardly. Just random moments from my semi-tragic and hopelessly doomed attempts at dating boys -- life's not-so-subtle way of letting me know I belong with the girls. Hmmmm, girls. I like girls. They're soft and warm and squishy in all the right places. Girls.

[Grimaldi]

my worst timing moment was my mom coming up to my room to announce dinner was ready and walking in on me and my gf. dinner was very quiet that night.

autumn, your cat is really cute. i'm glad that the Broncos won their opener and the Cowboys beat the Raiders on Friday.

[Loco2]

worst timing ever?

buffy in aly's fic - especially when she's got a damn phone!

urm...other than that... got to be mothers of mine and my friend...you can go for hours watching something on tv that is perfectly fine...then, whenever a lesbian scene comes on...they walk in. and get highly suspicious, damn them!

steph

[scout03060]

God Relativegirl you crack me up! I suppose one of my worst timing ever moments would have had to have been when I first met my partner. We were kissing in my car (we spent a lot of time in our cars early on) when a cop shined his spotlight on us and I freaked out! I also took off. I was in the military at the time and I totally panicked at the thought of being caught. Plus, I was stationed in Arkansas. Not the most gay friendly place to be. Fortunately he didn't chase after me thinking I was some criminal or something.

Autumn T - very cute kitty. I am so glad the Broncos won. I have a friend that is a huge fan and she actually flew up there to see the game this weekend. The first time she has been able to go to an actual Broncos game.

[Loco2]

omg, relativegirl, i missed that earlier, but have just read and lmao! that is [b:99b7b5dbb6] some[/b:99b7b5dbb6] story!

[tommo]

Autumn, you posted those cute photos and yet nobody said what a nice looking pussy you have?

Honestly, am I the only person who has to keep up the standard of innuendo around here?

[Rane018]

i was going to say something about the pussy but knew you'd come in and do it justice, ruth.

as for the emiticon i am: i'm toothy... this is what they said...

[i:010c90e33c] Your [/i:010c90e33c] (i cant stand it when people confuse the spelling for your and you're) [i:010c90e33c] a toothy, you have poor dental hygine [/i:010c90e33c] (cause i need to get three wisdom teeth pulled out) [i:010c90e33c] and are fucking insane [/i:010c90e33c] (uh, duh, i know that). [i:010c90e33c] Some circles want you dead. On the upside you love life and are fun to be around though [/i:010c90e33c]

hope i did the italics correctly. hehe...

edited: of course i didn't... i used the < instead of [

[areslei]

tommo....

As for those damn spotlights...do they really need to be that bright. Ya almost go blind from those damn things. I think the award goes to relativegirl. You should put your life experiences in a book. Way too funny.

[Gatito Grande]

He sometimes gets a bad rap, but I really like Barry (Yeah, and I'm a Giants fan, since the time of his father Bobby: go figure!). At the post-600 press conference, when somebody asked about Hank Aaron's record, he didn't hem and haw. He came right out and said "I'm not breaking that."

Bad timing? Well, in college, I walked in on my roommate blowing her boyfriend---that took a few years off my life!

In the category of not "bad timing" but "bad emailing" I emailed my then-husband to say I would be getting together w/ some of my dyke/transgender friends at a gay bar. Only instead of sending the message to my ex's secondary email account, I sent it to my then [b:74d4c9a269] mother-in-law[/b:74d4c9a269] instead.

GG [i:74d4c9a269] Yet another aspect of the marriage which I'm glad is [b:74d4c9a269] over[/b:74d4c9a269].[/i:74d4c9a269] Out

[Katharyn]

Hmmm... well all I shall say is this:

Me, my GF and the pro-vice chancellors garden chair at University.

Oh and Mrs Pro-Vice Chancellor getting up to see what the noise on her patio was.

So trespass and gay fun*S* Fortunately she was probably used to student pranks... not that we were pretending or anything.

Katharyn
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[slayer747]

i was in my room typing away with my pc and my cousin bursted inside, so there, i tired my best to cover the screen... then his wife came and the kids and i was all panicky... i don't think he saw the wallpaper but his wife did, he found my cig lighter though, and he asked me about it, but his wife covered for me (whew..)

and just now, my friend peeked at this window. i'm not out to her, but she had no reaction upon seeing the w/t kiss banner... i dunno...