It's I Love Smut Thursday, MKF! 1/23/03

[Dumbsaint]

No daily thread, and I haven't started one in a while. And ya know what?

I love smut. I think Willow and Tara love smut, too. I think they lay in bed and read to each other from collections of lesbian erotica, and perhaps even an occasional copy of On Our Backs. I think Willow gets involved in the stories, only to be distracted by horrendous grammar and bad sex metaphors, at which point Willowbabble and WrinkleNosedTaraSmirk would ensue.

So the smut related question of the day is... What words are sexy? What words aren't? What words do you think make Willow's toes curl, make Tara's blue eyes smolder to cobalt. Which words do they read that are supposed to be sexy but put them in fits of giggles instead?

And more importantly, anyone read any good smut lately? Hook a smut whore up. Hee.

[hellmouthhottie20]

oooooh, I like the sound of this daily thread, and why am i not surprised its started by dumbsaint!!

*WARNING RUDE WORDS FOLLOW (lol)*

My main hated word has to be cunt, i think it sounds so blunt and its also used to describe idiots and people who piss you off, I think willow and tara probebly wouldnt like it either

I was in fits of laughter when someone once said to me "love jucie" and it totally killed the moment , if you know what i mean, Willow and tara would also probebly find this funny, i mean come on it sounds like some tropical fruit drink!!

I i just have to add, that iam sitting here in the UK watching countdown (its only cos iam not well and cant move from the couch to get to the remote) one of the blokes on there had come up with 2 words that made Richard whietly (or however you spell it) blush, the words were "Bastard" and "tampon"
Richards reply to the tampon one was, "we see them on TV alot"!!!!!!

Caz

[Dave V]

With the wind chill it's about -45 degrees C here. -45! That's not a temperature, it's a judgment.

From televised evidence, words as innocuous as "Willowhand" and "vixen" float our girls' boat. Who KNOWS what saucier talk might lead too!

[aimbly]

Soo sexy words huh, I find that words that are supposed to be sexy sorta lose their appeal after a while. I like to think of tara as the mistress of sexy talk, i reckon she could make every word sexy with a quiet husky tone - i dunno what it is about the word moist, theres just something about it, the way it rolls off the tongue and melts away, I reckon tara would play with 'moist', changing the emphasis a little and get willow all giggly and cute, and errr moist.

Non sexy words, well I'm with Caz on 'cunt', its so harsh sounding, nope. Hmm this one incident sticks in mind, some perv was sending me instant messages of a whorey nature, and claiming to do things to me with a popsicle. I couldn't help giggling at that , POPSICLE, nope, thats just not a sexy word. Maybe its just me??

Nice topic for a cold afternoon by the way! I just read a whole book of smut, 'Cherry' by Charlotte Cooper. Yup that was pretty darn smutty, which prolly explains why i read it in a day. *ahem*

(ahh Richard Whitely, now theres a sexy beast if ever there was one! )

[sparrow]

As for sexy words basically anything my girlfriend says is sexy don't need to read smut now cause I have the best girlfriend in the world and she is all I need and very sexy

[Katharyn]

Of course not all smut can be told...

Katharyn

[tommo]

Girlfriends may indeed be sexy. But you know, I wouldn't give up my smut for anything. Or anyone. Heh.

[hellmouthhottie20]

AIMBLY - Your gonna have to fight me for richard whietly, mmmmm hes in my smut dreams, lol

Caz



ETA - Hmmm, i have just noticed something, MFK !! now is that an innuendo dumbsait or a typo!!!??

[the big pineapple]

I'm enjoying your topic choice dumbsaint very nice

[aimbly]

*puts fists up* he's a man worth fighting for Caz!

[Dumbsaint]

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Umm... Did I misdo "MKF"? No innuendo there. Certainly not from me, because, you know, I never engage in that type of thing. Innuendo with pussy? Pfft.

Re: Cunt. You know, when I was younger I read some Victorian smut that heavily featured the words "cock" and "cunt" in a way that, to this day, leaves a pleasantly sweet residue inbetween my ears (as opposed to other bodily locales) when I hear those two words used together. Prissy, proper, prudish people saying really dirty words while doing naughty, sweaty, naked things. It's a thing.

I have to go on record saying that my favorite sexy girl part word is "pussy." Although it can, and often does, get overused. As a matter of fact, I was reading part of one of my fics the other day and scolding myself internally for overusing it. Heh. Oh well.

My most recent and random newfound sexy word? Fulcrum. Mmmm. It's just... swingy. Makes me think of bodies in motion and the angles they form in relation to one another.

And on a side note, I'd like to add that I'm being kept in big pleased-as-punch grins today at work because people keep talking about how entertaining AI2 is.

[tommo]

I'm very fond of the word "fuck". There's something so...

...

Okay, sorry. I drifted off there. Thinking about someone talking dirty to me generally does that. Ahem.

So. Yeah. Fuck is a dirty word and I like it, used in the right circumstances. But you know, there are a lot of words that sound like they should be dirty, but really aren't. The word "bang" for instance. *shiver* I like that one.

But the sexiest word in the English language has to be "Ruth". Especially when it's being...

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Um...I drifted off again there. Sorry. I'm going now.

[Jennpurr]

Ruth,

So funny!

I was trying to think of some of the words that I like, but I can't right now. I think I'll agree with Julia though. The word "pussy" is just... I don't know...

Julia,

You mentioned fics... where can I find yours? I would love to read them.

Thanks,
Jen

[Dumbsaint]

Jenpurr, my W/T fics are on Extra Flamey and in the Completed Fic Pens Archive here at the Kitten.

Hee. Ruth, you're such a perv. It's so lovely. Another sexy word is "cutlass." *shiver* And... "breeches." *melts into girl goo*

[Kieli]

I think I swallowed an M&M with the peanut butter center! (ye gods where did my mind go just then )

I'd have to say that the words and phrases sweaty, slick with perspiration, dewy and naughty just do such wonderful things for me in the smut department. I really am ridiculously uncreative

[Dumbsaint]

See, "slick with persperation" doesn't do it for me. Slick all on its own, on the other hand, definitely does. Slick, slidey, velvety goodness.

[tommo]

Oh Jho...breeches. Yum.

"Astride"

Now there's a word for ya.

Others that are fast finding their way into my ever increasing smuthead are...

"straddled" "gasping" "panting" and the ever useful "undulating"

Sigh. Okay, you'll have to excuse me. I have a call to make. Ahem.

[Kieli]

Umm..."velvety", "smooth", "sensual" or "sensuous"...and "aroused"....good lord the list is endless!

[Jennpurr]

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Jenpurr, my W/T fics are on Extra Flamey and in the Completed Fic Pens Archive here at the Kitten.

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Going there now. Thank you!


What about the word, "tongued?"

Jen

[Dumbsaint]

Not a fan of "tongue" as a verb. "Lave" on the other hand has some nice uses. Some bad ones, too, but... isn't that just how it goes in the smut game?

Ruth, you suck. Oh, the memory of time enough to tend to Gertrude.

[Imperfectly Me]

Nice subject Julia. I must say though, I agree with Ruth. The word fuck...especially when being moaned by someone who normally doesn't use that kind of language...
*massive body shivers*

[tommo]

See Jho, that's what's funny. Talk about having time on your hands. And then I have hands on my...

Hee.

[the big pineapple]

Imperfectly Me,
i totally agree fuck is a very nice word.
what about "descending" cuz everyone knows that always leads to large amount of smutty goodness.it's all about the pretense.

[aimbly]

luscious, slick, restrain, writhe, thrust, straddle, sinuous, thwack

[itsnotaspell]

hmmmm.... please, more, harder, baby (not necessarily in that order)... all groaned in a whisper.

[Dumbsaint]

*insert righteous squeal of extremely hard up indignation here*

[AlexisWillow]

LOL ImperfectlyMe,
I never thought about that before, but so true to hear someone say something that they totally wouldn't usually. It's like they have lost control and are being themselves in the moment - giving it all away - waah
Fuck is a good word. for me also words that don't really exist in any language - "humana-humana" I guess that may be toally hilarious and have some people in fits of giggles.
In conclusion i have just un-professionally diagnosed myself as having "smutgiggleyeitus", where i get the giggles when hearing smutty words...
... thinking further on into the dark corners of my brain... that wonderful Laugh Tara has, sent a shiver down my spine when in OMWF she proclaimed "I'm cured, i want the boys" then laughed at her humor and willows reaction - ooooh that Laugh. I guess just the sounds of people letting go....ooo..oooooooooohhh

[slowontheuptake]

One thing that not only sends me into hysterics but completely takes me out of a smutty romp are hilariously drawn-out euphemisms for cum.
First off, what's wrong with the word cum? It's a good word and easily modified ie. sweet, salty, thick, sticky. Perfectly good word.

Then there are sentences like; "She drank deeply from the chalice of her bubbley love nectar" or "Sticky amrosia ran in rivulets down her milky thighs pointing the way to her throbbing core."
BWAhahahahaha. {sniff}

[tommo]

What's wrong with the word "cum"?

Well, how about everything? It's one of those words that never fails to transport me to those annoying spam mails you get for porn sites. I dunno, it just seems like such an unnecessary word. And it's kind of...well, tacky. Honestly, it offends me when I read it because it kind of pulls me out of the whole smutfest. And I do prefer the spelling "come", to be honest.

But hey, that's just me.

[Dumbsaint]

Hear, hear on "come" vs. "cum." The latter has always read to me like badly spelled horniness. And really, I'm sorry, being turned on is no excuse for poor spelling.