W/T Word Association Game

[vix84]

Beth: You selfish bitch!
Tara: What?
Beth: You don't care the slightest bitty bit about your family, do you? Your dad's been worried sick about you every day since you've been gone. There's a house that needs taking care of. Donny and your dad having to do for themselves while you're down here living God [b:82c9902fbc] knows[/b:82c9902fbc] what kind of lifestyle!

[b:82c9902fbc] [i:82c9902fbc] Family[/i:82c9902fbc][/b:82c9902fbc]...although I guess you all know that episode a little [i:82c9902fbc] too[/i:82c9902fbc] well.

[Pipsqueak]

I always got a kick out of this one ....

WILLOW: "Bye!"
XANDER: "Bye! Bye Riley! Bye Sam!"
WILLOW: (to Buffy) "What a [b:aaee7e1cb4] bitch[/b:aaee7e1cb4]."

(Season 6, [i:aaee7e1cb4] As You Were[/i:aaee7e1cb4] - the very end when Riley & Mrs. Riley take off in the helicopter)

[vix84]

Willow (about [b:c411f9b5dc] Riley[/b:c411f9b5dc]): "What did you tell him?"
Buffy: "The truth. That she's my wacky identical cousin from England, and whenever she visits, hijinks ensue."
Willow: "It's good that you two have such an honest relationship."

[b:c411f9b5dc] [i:c411f9b5dc] This Year's Girl[/i:c411f9b5dc][/b:c411f9b5dc]

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: You think I wanna go to the dance with you and watch you wish you were at the dance with her? You think that's my idea of [b:48270eeb2f] hijinks[/b:48270eeb2f]? You should know better.
Prophecy Girl -Season 1

[Indygo]

heh heh

Tara: Willow said they have a lead on the whole musical extravaganza evil. This demon that can be summoned, some sort of Lord of the Dance. Oh, but not the scary one. Just a demon.

(Season 6: "Once More With Feeling" -- Tara RULED that episode! )

Indygo

[vix84]

Willow: Ok, so that was the [b:16e0c798e6] evil[/b:16e0c798e6] twin, right? 'Cause she was bordering on Cordelia-esque.

[i:16e0c798e6] [b:16e0c798e6] Living Conditions[/b:16e0c798e6][/i:16e0c798e6]

[Indygo]

Woohoo! Great opening. I know the first part of this speech has been used, but not this part:

Willow: Weird? Its against all laws of God and Man! It's [b:9b33e2896f] Cordelia[/b:9b33e2896f]! Remember? The, the We
Hate Cordelia club, of which you are the treasurer.
Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you.
Willow Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?
Xander: All right, lets overreact, shall we?
Willow: But Im...
Xander: Willow, we were just kissing. It doesnt mean that much.
Willow: No. It just means that youd rather be with someone you hate than be with me.

(Season 3: "Innocence")

[vix84]

Buffy: Look, I wasn't lying. I was just... protecting him from information that he wouldn't be able to... digest properly.
Xander: Like a corn dog.
Willow: Like you don't have a sick mother, but you'd [b:b54fc9d494] rather[/b:b54fc9d494] go to a frat party where there's gonna be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy.
Xander: Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho, rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
Buffy: There's no orgies!
Willow: I heard a lot of wild things go on at frat parties.

[i:b54fc9d494] Reptile Boy[/i:b54fc9d494]

[Indygo]

Willow: Well, Porter dorm is completely blacked out. So naturally they are dealing with the crisis the only way they know how: "Aftershock [b:73c498ceaf] Party[/b:73c498ceaf]".
Buffy: Ah, this from the dorm that brought us the "Somebody Sneezed" [b:73c498ceaf] party[/b:73c498ceaf] and the "Day That Ends in Y" [b:73c498ceaf] party[/b:73c498ceaf].
Willow: They do seem to be pretty generous with the milestones.

(Season 4: "Doomed")

[katlurkin]

BUFFY: "'Cause it's the fun-est!" Well, no big. College is a time of change, right? I bet, before too long, she'll be trip-hoppin' all over the place.
WILLOW: Yeah! I mean, this whole [b:40c2f2002f] dorm[/b:40c2f2002f] thing is just an adjustment we need to make. You know? I mean, my roomie is kind of challenging too.
Living Conditions -Season 4

[Indygo]

Willow: Maybe Ill [b:b04a8bc4e7] change[/b:b04a8bc4e7] my look! Or cut class. You dont know. And Im eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned!

(Season 3: "Dopplegangland -- Willow shows how un-boring she is But we all knew that anyway...)

Indygo

[vix84]

Willow: Ooh. Thought. We're just assuming someone else [b:3a6239d640] cut[/b:3a6239d640] off the ear. What if it was self-inflicted, like Van Gogh?
Buffy: So, she brutally stabs herself, dumped the body, then [b:3a6239d640] cut[/b:3a6239d640] off her own ear?
Willow: No. She [b:3a6239d640] cut[/b:3a6239d640] off her ear, then killed herself, then dumped the body... I'm really off my game, aren't I?

[i:3a6239d640] [b:3a6239d640] Pangs[/b:3a6239d640][/i:3a6239d640]

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: I'll never get used to this. One day, she's at the friendship ceremony. The next day, she's on the news. The coroner's office said she was missing an [b:aa27883dd2] ear[/b:aa27883dd2]. So I'm thinking, Maybe we're looking for a witch. There's some great spells that work much better with an ear in the mix.
BUFFY: That's one fun little hobby you've got there, Will.
Pangs -Season 4

[vix84]

Going with hobby -> fun...

Willow: Going to the Bronze tonight? We three?
Buffy: It'll be [b:98604fd161] fun[/b:98604fd161]!
Xander: Yeah, Willow, [b:98604fd161] fun[/b:98604fd161]? Remember [b:98604fd161] fun[/b:98604fd161]? That thing where you smile?
Willow: Oh, I'm sorry guys. I'm just thinking about...
Buffy: Malcolm?
Willow: Malcolm, Moloch...whatever he's called. The one boy that's really liked me, and he's a demon robot. What does that say about me?

[b:98604fd161] I robot you Jane[/b:98604fd161]

...[i:98604fd161] Hmm, lemme see Will...maybe the right[/i:98604fd161] girl [i:98604fd161] hasn't come along?[/i:98604fd161]

[wiccanwiggle]

BUFFY: So, what do you guys think she is? I mean, this may sound nuts, but I kinda got the impression that she was a-
TARA: [b:505496fa37] Robot.[/b:505496fa37]

Everyone nods in complete agreement.

XANDER: Oh yeah, [b:505496fa37] robot.[/b:505496fa37]
BUFFY: Yeah, I was gonna say [b:505496fa37] robot.[/b:505496fa37] What do you think she wants?
TARA: Warren, whoever that is.
XANDER: It's gotta be the guy that built her.
WILLOW: It's an unusual name. There's hardly any except ... Warren Beatty and, you know, President Harding. It-it's probably not either of them.

I was Made to Love You

[supermus]

OK, it's not W/T, but Willow has a line, and I always loved this quote:
XANDER: Spike must have had her [b:cc0ff2e022] built[/b:cc0ff2e022] so he could program her to-
BUFFY: Oh god.
WILLOW: Yikes. Imagine the things-
BUFFY: No! No, no imagining. Any of you.
XANDER: (raises his hand) Already got the visual.

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: Well, *sure* you do. This big burden's been lifted. I mean, keeping secrets is a lot of work. One could hypothetically [b:42e0d45b97] imagine.[/b:42e0d45b97]
Revelations -Season 3

[Indygo]

Willow: Now, lets just keep working on this. I dont wanna leave Amy alone in the house so long.
Xander: Amy, is she...how is she adjusting?
Willow: Its hard to say. Its a lot to take in. I [b:7d1a0a1637] keep[/b:7d1a0a1637] expecting her to do, like, ratty stuff, you know, licking her hands clean, shredding newspaper, leaving little pellets in the corner.
Buffy: Lets definitely not leave her alone in the house too long.

(Season 6: "Smashed")

Indygo

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: She's got access to powers I can't even invoke. I mean, first - she's a perfectly normal girl..
WILLOW: Then poof - she's a [b:ca8ca1aae6] rat[/b:ca8ca1aae6].
WILLOW: I could never do something like that.
Something Blue -Season 4

[Indygo]

I cannot believe this hasn't been used yet!

Willow: Talk. All talk. Blah blah Gaia Blah blah moon, menstrual lifeforce [b:fa807094c1] power[/b:fa807094c1] thingy. You know, after a couple of sessions I was hoping we would get into something real, but...
Buffy: No actual witches in your witch group
Willow: No, bunch of wannablessedbes. You know, nowadays every girl with a Henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks shes a sister to the dark ones.

(Season 4: "Hush")

Indygo

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: Because this never happened. You never killed your [b:95e894521b] sister[/b:95e894521b]!
BUFFY: Will, I did this.
WILLOW: In your imagination! None of this is real, you're stuck in some kind of loop.
The Weight of the World -Season 5

[vix84]

Xander: Oh, the spiders! Willow's been kind of, um, what's the word I'm looking for? Insane about what [b:af56746fae] happened[/b:af56746fae] yesterday.
Willow: I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ewww! How do they not ruffle you?

[b:af56746fae] Nightmares[/b:af56746fae]

[Indygo]

Willow: I dont wanna be the one who finds the bodies any more.

(Season 5: "Listening to Fear" -- After the Scoobies find a crashed alien-like meteor thing in the woods...)

Indygo

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry [b:785d928299] bodies[/b:785d928299], and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ewww! How do they not ruffle you?
Nightmares - Season 1

[lelak]

OK, it's not W/T, but if I'm gonna riff on the word [b:e0fb21d10a]body[/b:e0fb21d10a], there's no other quote to use:

Anya: "I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's... there's just a [b:e0fb21d10a]body[/b:e0fb21d10a], and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And Xander's crying and not talking. And I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever. And she'll never have eggs or yawn or brush her hair. Not ever. And no one will explain to me why."

(Season 5: The Body)

[i:e0fb21d10a]Edited: Hmmmm ... I think I'm losted and confused too. Where are we up to?[/i:e0fb21d10a]

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: It used to be so much easier to tell if a boy liked you. He'd [b:b517a50450] punch[/b:b517a50450] you on the arm and then run back to his friends.
BUFFY: Those were the days.
Phases - Season 2

[vix84]

edited to say: eek, my bad! we screwed up this page...hehe and managed to post like two/three quotes several times. *shrugs* i don't know where to go from, i'm very confused!

[Indygo]

I'm going from katlurkin's last quote...

(Spike hands Willow some encrypted disks)

Spike: Can you fix 'em?
Willow: Crack a government encryption code on my laptop? Easy as really difficult pie. Why?
Spike: Youre not exactly the whiz these days either. God, Im never gonna get paid.
Willow: I am a whiz.
Tara: She is a whiz.
Willow: If ever a whiz there was.

(Season 4: "The Yoko Factor")

Geez, this is getting hard!

Indygo

[lelak]

Buffy: "He even has that test to see if you're crazy that asks if you ever hear voices or if you ever wanted to be a florist."
Willow: "Ooh, I used to want... Wait, florist means crazy, right? I [b:2b53638561]never[/b:2b53638561] wanted to do that."

([i:2b53638561]Dopplegangland[/i:2b53638561], again)

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The food was great, the tree plugged in, the meal had gone without a hitch,
Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, "Is it true that you're a witch?"

[Indygo]

Willow/Tara:
Child of words, hear thy makers, Child of words, we entreat.
With our actions did we make thee, to our [b:8e10a497a6] voices[/b:8e10a497a6] wilt thou bend.
With our potions thou took motive, with our motions came to pass.
We rescind no past devotions, give thee substance, give thee mass.

(Season 6: "Afterlife" -- Willow and Tara give the demon form so Buffy can kill it... one of the last dual spellcasting scenes we ever see... )

Indygo