W/T Word Association Game

[Indygo]

Willow: Buffy, are you okay? Do you wanna talk about it?
Buffy: I went to see Xander. Then I saw Parker. Then came beer.
Willow: And then group sex?
Buffy: Gutter face. No! Just lots and lots of beer. Its nice. Foamy. Comforting. Its just beer.
Willow: Drowning your troubles over Parker. Mind frying man! He deserves a slow and torturous death by spider bites. Well, for today well just have to throw spitballs at his neck in [b:6342e727f0] class[/b:6342e727f0].

(Season 4: "Beer Bad")

[Tara22]

TARA: Hey!
WILLOW: Look at you. All coming-out-of-'class' and everything.

TARA: I do that sometimes. Usually at the end part of the 'class'.

WILLOW: Right.

TARA: So how's your (gestures to neck)... you know, after the basement deal?

WILLOW: It's between a hitch and a kink. With a side of twinge. It's okay.

TARA: And Buffy's okay too? Enjoying the refreshing sanity and so forth?

WILLOW: (overdoing) Ha! Yes! Refreshing san-- that's funny! (normal) She's okay. A little... freaked. I'm glad she didn't hurt you.

TARA: You too... So, this is becoming kind of a regular thing. You and me after 'class'.


Entropy (Season 6)

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: But before this, when you were [b:b3084060cb] regular[/b:b3084060cb] Oz, you had feelings for her, didn't you?
OZ: No. I could sense something, but...
WILLOW: But you wanted her... Like in an animal way? Like...More than you wanted me? (She runs off,
Wild at Heart - Season 4

[Tara22]

Buffy: Well, I think it's nice that he's not
just being an 'animal'.
Willow: It is nice. He's great. We have a
lot of fun. But I want smoochies!
Buffy: Have you dropped any hints?
Willow: I've dropped anvils.

Phases (Season 2)

[katlurkin]

TARA: I hope they'll be ok.
WILLOW: I sure it'll blow over. They're probably all with the [b:1133945479] smoochies[/b:1133945479] right now.
Superstar -Season 4

[vix84]

Willow: She [b:76c35cbff8] probably[/b:76c35cbff8] really needs someone to talk to right now.
Tara: [b:76c35cbff8] Probably[/b:76c35cbff8]. *smiles* But we've been kinda busy...

[b:76c35cbff8] [i:76c35cbff8] Seeing Red[/i:76c35cbff8][/b:76c35cbff8]

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: Are we gonna [b:ea54ec0517] talk[/b:ea54ec0517] about boys, or are we gonna help you pass history? Sometimes I have this fantasy that Xander's just gonna grab me and kiss me right on the lips.
Angel -Season 1

[vix84]

Buffy: I'd like to find Willow and Xander.
Joyce: Will you be slaying?
Buffy: Only if they give me [b:c47568444f] lip[/b:c47568444f].

[b:c47568444f] [i:c47568444f] Dead Man's Party[/i:c47568444f][/b:c47568444f]

[Mrs Vertigo]

Anya: Oh my god!
Willow: [b:7d55baf2fc] Xander[/b:7d55baf2fc], where did your hand go?
Tara: did I miss anything?
Anya: [b:7d55baf2fc] Xander[/b:7d55baf2fc] decided that he blames the wall.

The body, Season 5.

[katlurkin]

XANDER: Look at her. (indicates Cordelia) Tears of a clown, baby. Or is it... grins of a sad person? (reaches over to Willow in his old familiar way) Or maybe it's...
WILLOW: Xander, your [b:c7ca72136e] hand[/b:c7ca72136e].
The Wish -Season 3

[Tara22]

Dawn: Man. How much water can they fit in one set of pipes?
Tara: If I understand right, the entire city water supply.
Willow: It's like little 'clown' cars in the circus.
Dawn: Told you we should have called the plumber.
Buffy: You were right. The plumber will make everything good.

Flooded (Season six)

[katlurkin]

DAWN: Spatulas are for wimps. I'm making peanut-butter-and-banana quesadillas. You want?
WILLOW: No thanks. I'm, uh, more in [b:5f5f9800c0] water[/b:5f5f9800c0] mode.
Wrecked -Season 6

[Tara22]

Willow, pulling out a banana: I'm eating this now. It's not lunchtime, I don't even care.

Dopplegangland (Season 3)

[vix84]

Willow, giving Buffy an egg: And, yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this.
Buffy: As far as punishments go this is fairly abstract.
Willow: No, it's your baby!
Buffy: Okay, I get it even less.
Xander: Well, you know, it's the whole "sex leads to responsibility" thing, which I personally don't get. You gotta take [b:e6fec5a115] care[/b:e6fec5a115] of the egg. It's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.
Willow: My egg is Jewish.
Xander: Then teach it that Dreidel song.

[b:e6fec5a115] [i:e6fec5a115] Bag Eggs[/i:e6fec5a115][/b:e6fec5a115]

[katlurkin]

GILES: I only meant that you're grieving, and it might be wise if you took a break from doing spells without supervision.
WILLOW: So I get [b:e1e7fbe626] punished[/b:e1e7fbe626] cause I'm in pain?
Something Blue -Season 4

[Tara22]

Buffy: Hello to the 'pain'.
Willow: The 'pain' is not a friend

Also Something Blue (Season 4)

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: And Buffy's completely being not herself. If it wasn't for this English paper I'd be there right now. Um, listening. Doing the girly best [b:446e4401c3] friend[/b:446e4401c3] thing.
Living Conditions -Season 4

[Tara22]

Xander: "Hey, guys, was there any homework?"
Willow: "We're doing active 'listening' today."
Xander: "Cool. What's active 'listening'?"
Willow: "That would be the homework."
Buffy: "Chapter Five: Active 'Listening'. Where you put on your big ears and
really focus on the other person."
Wendell: "Ms. Tishler demonstrated it yesterday."
Willow: "With you."
Buffy: "She was wearing that tight sweater?"
Xander: "Oh, the midnight blue angora. See, I was 'listening'."

Nightmares (Season 1)

[vix84]

Willow: How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on. I never know what's going on.
Giles: You weren't here from [b:8c4c00aa5d] midnight[/b:8c4c00aa5d] until six researching it.
Willow: No, I was sleeping...

[b:8c4c00aa5d] [i:8c4c00aa5d] Angel[/i:8c4c00aa5d][/b:8c4c00aa5d]

[Tara22]

Willow: Oh yeah. I mean she's not over the whole Riley 'sleeping' with Faith thing. You know what I mean, Faith's insides in Buffy's outsides when her insides were out.
Tara: I hope they'll be OK.

Superstar (Season 4)

[vix84]

Giles: The rest of the pack were spotted [b:01206ca5ac] outside[/b:01206ca5ac] Herbert the mascot's cage. They were sent to the principal's office.
Willow: Good! That'll show 'em. ... Uh, did it show 'em?
Buffy: They didn't hurt him, did they?
Giles: They, er... ate him.

[b:01206ca5ac] [i:01206ca5ac] The Pack[/i:01206ca5ac][/b:01206ca5ac]

[Tara22]

Giles: Um, this computer invasion that Willow's performing on the coroner's 'office', one assumes it is entirely legal?
Willow: Entirely!
Buffy: Of course!
Giles: Right. Wasn't here, didn't see it, couldn't have stopped you.
Buffy: Good idea.

The Teacher's Pet (Season 1)

[vix84]

Buffy: You are more than some girl. And Tara wants you to [b:01b3595d90] stop[/b:01b3595d90]. She loves you.
Willow: We don't know that.
Buffy: I know that. I promise you.

[b:01b3595d90] [i:01b3595d90] Wrecked[/i:01b3595d90][/b:01b3595d90]

[Tara22]

Anya: She was looking for someone named Warren.
Buffy: Willow's already checked the Sunnydale enrollment.
Willow: And got nothin'. I found one Warren, but he moved out of the
country a year ago. I'm checking nearby schools.
Xander: Whoever he is, he knows his stuff. That girl, well... (Buffy
looks at him) that was a nice-lookin' girl.
(Tara gives Xander a dubious look.)
Anya: It's okay for him to say that, 'cause I know that he really 'loves'
me only.

I was made to love you (Season 5)

[vix84]

Willow: Oh, ruler of my [b:a8322197a2] country[/b:a8322197a2], Oedipus, you see our company around the Altar, and I, the priest of Zeus!
Xander: Ha, ha! They prophesize that I should kill my father. But he is dead. And hidden deep in the soil. But surely I must fear my mother's bed.
Buffy: Oh, Oedipus, Oedipus, unhappy Oedipus, that is all I can call you, and all that I ever shall call you.
Xander: Darkness! And horror of darkness. Unfolding, restless, visitant, sped by an ill wind in haste. Madness, and... Madness and stabbing pain, and, aaand, uh... oh... oh... memory of, uh, ill deeds I have done.
(Willow runs offstage in fright.)

[b:a8322197a2] [i:a8322197a2] The Puppet[/i:a8322197a2][/b:a8322197a2]

Such a funny scene!

[Tara22]

Xander: "Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?" Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default?
Buffy: So, mark "None of the above."
Xander: Well, there are no boxes for "none of the above." That would introduce too many variables into their mushroom head, number-crunching little world.
Willow: I'm sensing bitterness.

What's my line (Season 2)

[vix84]

Xander: Giles lived for school. He's actually still [b:69ac3f9939] bitter[/b:69ac3f9939] that there are only twelve grades.
Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier."
Willow: C'mon, you don't think he ever got restless as a kid?
Buffy: Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.

[b:69ac3f9939] [i:69ac3f9939] The Dark Age[/i:69ac3f9939][/b:69ac3f9939]

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: Went. Kent. Kent! That's it!
GILES: Her boyfriend's name was Kent?
WILLOW: No! Kent Preparatory [b:f82dd383bc] School[/b:f82dd383bc]. Just outside of town. That's where I've seen these bracelets.
Reptile Boy - Season 2

[vix84]

Xander: [b:c363b54d56] Brace[/b:c363b54d56] yourselves. You're not gonna believe it.
Tara: Everyone, before we jump all over her, people do strange things when someone they love dies. When I lost my mother, I-I did some pretty dumb stuff, like lying to my family and staying out all night.
Anya: Buffy's boinking Spike.
Willow (pause): Oh... well, Ta-Tara's right. Grief can be powerful, and we shouldn't judge...
Tara: What are you, kidding? She's nuts!

[b:c363b54d56] [i:c363b54d56] Intervention[/i:c363b54d56][/b:c363b54d56]

[katlurkin]

BUFFY: Anyway, he was being totally irrational.
WILLOW: [b:d13eeeccad] Love[/b:d13eeeccad] makes you do the wacky.
BUFFY: That's the truth.
Some Assembly Required - Season 2