W/T Word Association Game

[vix84]

Willow: Well, there's the [b:8a1429e654] wacky[/b:8a1429e654] notion of spells...

[b:8a1429e654] [i:8a1429e654] Hush[/i:8a1429e654][/b:8a1429e654]

[katlurkin]

XANDER: Giles isn't around, you can dump the cryptic.
WILLOW: The last [b:aad22f9130] spell[/b:aad22f9130] ingredient.
XANDER: Okay, right. What is vino de madre anyway?
Bargaining 1 - Season 6

[Tara22]

Xander: I woke up in the 'dump' this morning.
Willow: Xander, the basement isn't a 'dump'. It's more like a really nice hovel.

The Replacement (Season 5)

[vix84]

Spike: There must be some late-night activities to keep us busy till [b:6cb82c1346] morning[/b:6cb82c1346]. (gives Buffy a suggestive look) (Buffy glares at him)
Tara: How's that cramp, Spike? Still bothering you?
Spike: What? Oh. Yeah.
Tara: Maybe you, uh, wanna put some ice on it.

[b:6cb82c1346] [i:6cb82c1346] Older and Far Away[/i:6cb82c1346][/b:6cb82c1346]

[Tara22]

Xander: "An 'ice' show. A show performed on 'ice'. And how old are we again?"
Willow: "I went to _Snoopy on 'Ice'_ when I was little. My dad took me backstage, and I got so scared I threw up on Woodstock."
Buffy: "I know you guys think it's just a big, dumb, girlie thing, but it's not. I mean, a lot of those skaters are Olympic medal winners. And every year, my Dad buys me cotton candy and one of those souvenir programs that has all the pictures-- and okay, it's a big, dumb, girlie thing, but I love it."
Oz: "It's not so girlie. 'Ice' is cool. It's water, but it's not."

Helpless (Season 3)

[vix84]

Larry: Theresa! Be still my shorts. We're in the same group. I may have to attack you.
Theresa: No, actually, I think in our group, there are a few of us.
Buffy: And I'm one of the few.
Willow: Don't forget, you're supposed to be a weak little [b:44fa4c3777] girlie[/b:44fa4c3777]-girl like the rest of us.
Buffy: Spoil my fun.

[b:44fa4c3777] [i:44fa4c3777] Phases[/i:44fa4c3777][/b:44fa4c3777]

[Indygo]

I can't believe this hasn't been used yet! (I checked )

Willow: Well, when Im with a boy I like, its hard for me to say anything [b:aa88ba7154] cool[/b:aa88ba7154], or, or witty, or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.

(Season 1: "Welcome to the Hellmouth" -- Oh, and I have some theories as to why takling to boys was so hard for Willow... )

Indygo

[vix84]

OK I', [i:5a600e66b0] amazed[/i:5a600e66b0] this hasn't been used! Shame on us all...

Buffy: Okay, I'm [b:5a600e66b0] all[/b:5a600e66b0] with the woo-hoo here, and you're not.
Willow: No, there's "woo" and, and "hoo." But there's "uh-oh," and... "why now?" And... it's complicated.
Buffy: Why complicated?
Willow: It's complicated... because of Tara.
Buffy: You mean Tara has a crush on Oz? No. (realizing) Oh!

*happy sigh* I think I need to go and watch that ep again...

[Indygo]

Willow: I mean, dont get me wrong. I-I completely understand why you and Faith have been doing the bonding thing. You guys work together. You... You should get along.
Buffy: Its more [b:1b62686806] complicated[/b:1b62686806] than that.
Willow: But, see, its that exact thing that-thats just ticking me off! Its this whole "Slayers only" attitude. I mean, since when wouldnt I understand? You, you talk to me about everything. Its like all of a sudden Im not cool enough for you because I cant kill things with my bare hands.
(Buffy bursts into tears)
Willow: Oh! Oh, Buffy! Dont cry. Im sorry. I was too hard on you. Sometimes I unleash. I dont know my own strength! I-i-its bad. I'm bad. Im a bad, bad, bad person.

(Season 3: "Consequences" -- Buffy finally tells Willow that Faith is a murderer...)

Indygo

[vix84]

Xander: What do you mean, what is it? It's my "thing".
Willow: Your thing?
Xander: My thing!
Buffy: Is this a penis metaphor?!
Xander: It's my thing that makes me [b:10237f1259] cool[/b:10237f1259]. You know, that makes me unique. I'm Car Guy. Guy with the car.

[b:10237f1259] [i:10237f1259] The Zeppo[/i:10237f1259][/b:10237f1259]

[katlurkin]

BUFFY: A DEMON! A DEMON! A DEMON!
WILLOW: That's not a demon. It's a [b:021dd1d2ed] car. [/b:021dd1d2ed]
BUFFY: What does it want?
XANDER: Is this woman insane?
Halloween -Season 2

[Tara22]

Xander: You two are probably a little young to understand what an older 'woman' would see in a younger man.
Buffy: Oh, I understand.
Xander: Good!
Buffy: The younger man is too dumb to wonder why an older 'woman' can't find someone her own age, and too desperate to care about the surgical improvements.
Xander: What surgical improvements?
Willow: Well, he is young.
Buffy: And so terribly innocent!
Xander: Hey, those that can, do. Those that can't, laugh at those who... can do.

The Teacher's Pet (Season 1)

[vix84]

(Willow and Buffy talking about crushes).

Willow: But it hasn't happened to you lately?
Buffy: Not of late.
Willow: Not even for a dangerous and mysterious [b:5c858e50c3] older[/b:5c858e50c3] man whose leather jacket you're wearing right now?
Buffy: Goes with the shoes!
Willow: Come on, Angel pushes your buttons. You know he does.

[b:5c858e50c3] [i:5c858e50c3] The Pack[/i:5c858e50c3][/b:5c858e50c3]

[Tara22]

Xander: So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn't look that complicated.
Buffy: So can you repair it?
Xander: Sure. As soon as I get my master's degree in advanced starship technology.
Willow: Well, why don't we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens.
Giles: I'd like to veto that.
Xander: Second. It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

This Year's Girl (Season 4)

[vix84]

Xander fixing = a favour

Cordelia: Willow! I really like your outfit!
Willow: No, you don't.
Cordelia: No, I really don't, but I need a favour.

[b:deeb397c93] [i:deeb397c93] Prophecy Girl[/i:deeb397c93][/b:deeb397c93]


I love that quote!

[Tara22]

Willow: I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!

Dopplegangland (Season 3)

[vix84]

Bloodsucking fiend -> fighting

Tara: We thought you'd get lots of crossbows and other killy stuff.
Willow: Yeah, so we figured, less killy, more frilly.

[b:e531999031] [i:e531999031] Blood Ties[/i:e531999031][/b:e531999031]

[Tara22]

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[vix84]

Huh?

[Tara22]

Willow: Okay, what in the frilly heck is going on?
Tara: Maybe we dreamed it.
Willow: Right. Right. Wrong! Different brains.
Tara: Oh yeah

Afterlife (Season 6)

[vix84]

Willow: You [b:5f3a93e662] dreamed[/b:5f3a93e662] about Angel again?
Buffy: Third night in a row.
Willow: What did he do in the [b:5f3a93e662] dream[/b:5f3a93e662]?
Buffy: Stuff.
Willow: Oh! Stuff! Was it one of those vivid [b:5f3a93e662] dreams[/b:5f3a93e662] where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?

[b:5f3a93e662] [i:5f3a93e662] Reptile Boy[/i:5f3a93e662][/b:5f3a93e662]

[Tara22]

Buffy: Angel's a vampire. I thought you knew.
Cordelia: Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a Carebear with fangs?
Willow: It's true.
Cordelia: You know what I think? I just think you're trying to scare me off 'cause you're afraid of the competition. Look, Buffy, you may be hot 'stuff' when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.

Halloween (Season 2)

[vix84]

Willow: [b:0e3133aa18] True[/b:0e3133aa18]. It's too bad we can't sneak a look at the Watcher diaries and read up on Angel. I'm sure it's full of fun facts to know and tell.
Buffy: Yeah. It's too bad. That stuff is private.
Willow: Also Giles keeps them in his office. In his personal files.
Buffy: Most importantly, it would be wrong.

[b:0e3133aa18] [i:0e3133aa18] Halloween[/i:0e3133aa18][/b:0e3133aa18]

[Tara22]

Xander: You know, computers are on the way out. I think paper's gonna make a big comeback
Willow: And the abacus
Xander: Yeah, you [b:396a59a121] know[/b:396a59a121], you don't see enough abaci.

The Dark Age (Season 2)

[KISMIC]

Buffy: You're good with the *computer*...usually! And there's the witch stuff!
Willow: Witch stuff? What exactly do you mean by witch stuff!

(Season Four, 'The Yoko Factor')

[Tara22]

Willow: Why should I trust you?
Riley: Just sort of hoping you'd think I have an honest face.
Willow: I've seen honest faces before. They [b:4cb1210150] usually[/b:4cb1210150] come attached to liars.

The Initiative (Season 4)

[KISMIC]

Tara: I'd have to be your anchor. Keep you on this plane.
Willow: I trust you.
Tara: It's not like anything we've ever -
Willow: I *trust* you!
(Season Four, 'Who Are You')

[Tara22]

Tara: There's just so much to work through. [b:304ea5e38a] Trust[/b:304ea5e38a] has to be built again, on both sides ... You have to learn if ... if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other's lives. It's a long... important process, and ... can we just skip it? Can-can you just be kissing me now?

Entropy (Season 6)

[KISMIC]

It's only now that I'm realising why this thread is so long. Once you start you can't stop. I refuse to be out-quoted now!


Willow: Buffy was just a little crabby at Dawnie about her school work.
Tara: Well that's understandable.
Willow: Yeah it sure is I'd totally be blowing off class if I was in Dawnies shoes
Tara:Sweetie you wouldn't blow off a class if your head was on fire.
....Do I have to go on?
(Season Four, 'Tough Love')



hrough. Trust has to be built again, on both sides ... You have to learn if ... if we're even the same people
we were, if you can fit in each other's lives. It's a long... important
process, and ... can we just skip it? Can-can you just be kissing me
now?
Entropy (Season 6)

[Tara22]

sure...


Willow: He makes my head go tingly. You know what I mean?
Buffy: I dimly recall.
Willow: But it hasn't happened to you lately?
Buffy: Not of late.
Willow: Not even for a dangerous and mysterious older man whose leather jacket you're wearing right now?
Buffy: Goes with the [b:8d086524fa] shoes![/b:8d086524fa]
Willow: Come on, Angel pushes your buttons. You know he does.
Buffy: I suppose some girls might find him good looking... if they have eyes, all right, he's a honey, but... it's just he's never around, and when he is all he wants to do is talk about vampires, and... I, I just can't have a relationship.

The Pack (Season 1)