Oh Simon Cowell. You have to love a guy with a tan so thick he could probably fill in the gap in the Ozone layer...
Well as you know, I'm a
huge Popstars fan. Ahem. I'm ashamed to say I watched the original Popstars with Darius and the group that eventually became Hear'say. But where are they now, hm? Hee. I think it's bloody hilarious that the five "rejects" who went on to form Liberty X are doing really well whilst Hear'say are...well, no more.
But I loved Pop Idol. Everyone thought Gareth Gates had it sewn up and then the
delicious Will Young nabbed it in the end. And you know, I always liked Will. When he came out as being gay not long after winning Pop Idol I was just laughing my socks off. And then I was crying because another potential husband had gone by the wayside. I've now fixed my sights on Darius, who is a beautiful looking man with a nice haircut. And that's really what's important in a potential husband for me. Ahem.
But yeah, Popstars: The Rivals. You can't argue with a show that gave us Girls Aloud, can you? Or maybe you can. I dunno. When I'm feeling like reality shows are shite and totally pointless, I just look at my avatar and then I feel all better. Besides, Popstars: The Rivals gave us the amazing possibilities of Geri Halliwell dishing out advice on how to be a successful musician and singer. That in itself was baffling, believe me. Heh. Geri bloody Halliwell. I think I'd like to see her with Simon Cowell, bitching away at the rejects. That would be great fun.
But I'm looking forward to seeing Paula and Simon clash. I believe that their "chemistry" was quite something to behold. And anyway, it just brought back the shameful knowledge that I know the
whole rap from the middle of
Opposites Attract. Great song. Very underrated.
When I was in Chicago last year, the auditions were being held downtown for the last series of American Idol. Unfortunately, the fact that I was neither American nor an idol meant that it would have been a waste of time for me. Pity, that. I reckon I could have made it as a girl group. Y'know, all by myself. There's plenty of me to go round, anyway...
Have fun watching tonight, statesiders!
