It's 'My line is mostly filler' Thursday, MKF

[magickalbear]

Hiya kittens. I noticed there wasn't a daily thread yet, so I went ahead and made one.. Hope I do it right.. it's my first time.. please be gentle

I hereby nominate a new social movement. Instead of What Would Jesus Do, how about What Would Tara Do? Sound interesting? I think so too

ok, ok.. enough with the false cheeriness.. let's just have at it *that's not what I meant*

[brave little toaster]

if the question is, what would Tara do to make us all feel better on a day like today, I would have to say, use magic...special Tara magic...hopefully like the kind she had with Will under the red sheets.

well, maybe if we were very very good

[magickalbear]

I was thinking more like what would Tara do in *any* situation, but I like the 'how would she cheer up insanely depressed people' idea too...

whew.. I've been good. Really, really good. I promise.

Maybe I should rename this thread to "It's smut for the depressed Thursday

[murph the smurf]

I think the first major difference between WWJD and WWTD is that I don't really see the shapeless smock and sandals combo working for our Tara. Also the facial hair is definitely a no-no. Not to mention that the whole carpentry thing is more Xander's deal.

Fashion choices and career options aside, I think Tara would be down with the whole forgiveness thing. Also very nurturing, compassionate, gentle. Y'know, all the stuff that makes her Tara

Paths might veer again where Willow's concerned. Don't remember reading the Book of Willow in Sunday School. Although it woulda been a hell of a lot more interesting

[hellmouthhottie20]

Murf, congratulations, you have just made me smile, facial hair. lol
I havent been smiling to much, as iam sure a lot of kittens havent.
Blt i like the red sheets idea

i think tara would use magic to kick josses butt and make him change his mind, about his recent actions !!!!

Caz

[Zahir al Daoud]

I think the answer is obvious. Tara would suggest we watch something nice on the Discovery Channel. Maybe with Koala bears. Or kitties. Horsies also come to mind also. Come to think of it, we know she has a wolf t-shirt (what's left of it--and wouldn't you like to know how it got so ripped as to need safety pins?).

Wow, this does lend itself to smut, huh?

[CaptMurdock]

This thread reminds me of a SNL game-show sketch called "What Would Frank Do?" Frank, meaning "Frank Sinantra" (or rather Joe Piscopo's dead-on, even kinda scary impersonation of him). Basically, it went like this:

Moderator: "Frank goes to his favorite restaurant. Some [i:25a87509bc] goombah[/i:25a87509bc] and his bimbos are sitting at Frank's favorite table. What Would Frank Do?"

This sketch was inspired by Piscopo's constant rejection of sketch ideas involving Sinatra, usually with the words "Frank wouldn't do that." Neurotic much?

Anyway, getting back to the topic...Tara always struck me as one of those people who could find something fun to do on a rainy day, simply because for so long she was such a homebody and needed to find things to do to keep from going stir-crazy. So the answer to the question "What Would Tara Do?" I'd say would be "Anything she could think of...and that's a lot."

[El Gato]

i think she'd put a big smile on Willow's beautiful face.

[brave little toaster]

...tomorrow we can have "frisky kitty Friday, MKF!" to help cheer us up. 'cause I know nothing cheers me up like a little good natured smut with the kittens...

[ninjitsugrrl]

There is nothing like a smutty daily thread!
WWTD? Maybe she'd sing for us to cheer us up? I still find nothing sexier than Tara singing "Under Your Spell", unless maybe it's Amber singing on the Rocky Horror special in her bra. Now, that is a performance I thouroughly enjoyed!

[Lindy]

Just watched M-TV Germany and the news came on. They say that SMG said she's obsessed with Kylie Minogue, especially with her butt, and if she could choose she would choose to have hers.

You see me confused.. there ~~>

I wonder what she really said, since the news just gave a german translation.

[maudmac]

[b:a83e9ee2a5] Lindy[/b:a83e9ee2a5], I'm glad you asked. I happen to have SMG's original comment right here. What she actually said was, "I'm obsessed with Kylie Minogue, especially her Birkenstocks. I want them [i:a83e9ee2a5] sooooooo[/i:a83e9ee2a5] bad!"

Okay, everyone ignore that. (Not you, Lindy!)

Today is a good day. Weather nice. Warm. Sunny. Pancakes went in bellies this morning. What more could I want? Well, actually...

It's still hard to think about Tara without getting sad and angry, so I'm not even going to contemplate what Tara would do.

I love the pukey smiley. I wonder what it ate, though. It's bothering me now.

This has nothing to do with anything at all, but it's funny.

[Lindy]

You know what happened maud, few days after our first Birkenstock talk? Yep, one of my best friends came up with a new pair, shiny and blue. I couldn't help mocking her the whole day

[maudmac]

It's a conspiracy, Lindy. It's an evil, evil, global conspiracy! Resistance is futile.

[Banshee]

I had to giggle when i saw the necklace on the buffystore site that said, WWBD.. there's this devout christian missionary where I work and he wears his WWJD necklace all the time.

Ok, taking advantage of the daily thread for this, which was in my in box today---looks like the rumors are up and running again:

-- World Entertainment News Network

BRITNEY SPEARS is set to spook fellow blonde babe SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR in hit TV show BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.

The singer is reported to be appearing in six episodes of the teen series' next season as a nightmarish demon pitted against Gellar's do-gooding, undead-battling Buffy.

An insider is quoted in British newspaper the DAILY STAR as saying, "This will be an amazing sight. Britney and Sarah Michelle Gellar are two of the world's most gorgeous girls.

"Millions will tune in to see the two of them fighting in their trademark figure-hugging outfits."

[Lindy]

Oh my, Britney as April would have been great, but that's just.. good for the boy ratings I guess, more catfights..

[maudmac]

Yeah, the boy numbers will go up alright.

This is just gross. I did want to see her as the Aprilbot, but this is disgusting. Good thing it's not true. (Oh, jeez, I am going to be really ticked off if it IS true.)

[Lindy]

hmm...

More Britney www.sky.com/skynews/artic...29,00.html on sky news.

[imperfectly]

Well, I highly doubt the veracity of these reports. Remember when Shannon Doherty was going to be a guest star?

But if she is Well, more evidence that the folks at ME have all turned into 14 year-old horny toads.

[themagicpixie]

Credits roll on Season 7. Extra Special Guest Star: Brittany Spears.BRITNEY (pouting): That's not how you spell my name!TARA: Be grateful you get a credit at all. I went three series, without even an "And" before my name in the list of guest stars.BUFFY: How come Britney's make-up trailer is bigger than mine?!WILLOW: I owe you PAIN! (zaps Britney)ANYA: Willow, that was last season.XANDER: And the season before. I do all the cool stuff now (points to the giant X on his chest) I am the X-Man!WILLOW: I think that's been done.XANDER: So has you having black hair. And why is Tara back?TARA: I'm a crappy ghost vision thing.XANDER: Oh.SPIKE enters.SPIKE: Hi honey, I'm home! And I've got something for you!XANDER: Please don't tell me we have to see him boing Buffy again.SPIKE: No silly.EVERYONE: ... Silly?SPIKE: Dahlings, I've got a soul!XANDER: Why are you talking like that? You're really... camp. You're not... gay, are you?SPIKE: Sweetie, I'm the happiest damn ex-vampire in the world! LOVEthe outfit by the way. The spandex shows off your muscles.ANYA: Spike, you know "we are totally over the gay thing" - Joss Whedonaka the God of Buffy aka a 12-year-old boy trapped inside a big fat man'sbody. You CAN'T be gay. Or else....Buffy, whilst wrestling with Britney over who gets the biggest make-up trailer,accidentally sends a stray spake flying. Spike is staked, and turns to dust.BRITNEY: Oops! I did it again! BUFFY: Shut up. I'm the Slayer. *I* did it. You've never staked anyone.WILLOW: Did Spike die because he was gay?ANYA: No, because he needed to grow up. We all did. This isn't an issue-based show anyway. And shut up. BUFFY: Killing him hurt me a lot more than it hurt him.EVERYONE: No it didn't.BUFFY: You're right. *Music starts. Britney begins to sing*WILLOW: Hold it, blondie. We've done the musical episode. That was LASTseason.BRITNEY: No-one will notice if we do it again.JONATHAN: Hi everyone, I'm the new member of the Scooby Gang!WILLOW: Oh! YOU are the guy I owe pain! *Zaps Jonathan*BUFFY: Willow! That's all forgotten now! How dare you be upset over the deathof the love of your life. Go make eyes at Xander, whilst he makes eyes at me,and whatever you do, don't mention Tara. We are going back to the beginning, and she never existed.TARA: Pah.EVERYONE: Pah,WILLOW nukes everything, for something to do.

[maudmac]

[b:5f93c9444a] themagicpixie[/b:5f93c9444a], that was great! Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

[AutumnT]

... when things go wrong at ME.

Greenwalt had a falling out with Joss and has left Angel to be the showrunner on a show called "Miracles" which is a mid-season replacement at ABC.

[Rally]

What a damn shame... damn shame...

[Warduke]

Well well, now that's very interesting

[kpmuse]

Thank you Autumn

[xita]

hee hee, so you know what, that whole steven moving over wasn't so much about firefly.

[AutumnT]

Problem is with Minear going to Firefly they are currently without a showrunner for Angel. And showrunner is not an easy job. Ask Marti...

[xita]

Yeah, maybe.. fury?

[Rally]

Fury sounded too much like he enjoyed splitting time.

[xita]

yeah but maybe that was before the big tiff.