Season 6 in four words or less

[tyche]

Thought this might be a fun way to pass the time. (Inspired by the
four word film review site, from which the quotes below are taken.)
Your task: sum up season 6 in 4 words or less.
To give you an idea, here are some reviews from the site:
AMERICAN PIE
'Alyson Hannigan: she's gorgeous!'
THE SEVENTH SEAL
'Chess scam scuppers Swede.'
THE LORD OF THE RINGS
'.. trekking, FIGHTING, trekking, trekking...'
'Disembark. Fight. Rinse. Repeat.'
ATTACK OF THE CLONES
'Uh-oh. Best actor's Yoda.'
'Same shit, different planet.'
'Bore you, I will.'
'Yoda's disability benefit withdrawn.'
TITANIC
'Wake me when done.'
'Thinking: just sink dammit!'
'Ship. Kate's tits. Sink.'
ANNIE HALL
'Hasn't been funny since.'

And my season 6 review in 4 words or less:
'Tara died, DAMMIT!'

Have fun.

[Dave V]

Musical, memory; naught else.

Dead Tara: no Kittens!

"Your Shirt"? Sad cliche.

Tara: mere Willow accessory.

Etc., etc.

[Loco2]

absolute bullshit excluding entropy.

dead/evil lesbian cliche.

dark magic consumed willow.

warren, evil fucking bastard.

joss, evil fucking bastard.

steve, evil fucking bastard.

i could go on...

[BytrSuite]

Hmm, I suppose "F*ck you, Joss!" would be a bit inappropriate.

"No more Joss, ever."

"More dead lesbian bullshit."

[eccentrictulip]

hmmmm.....well, big pile o' shit comes to mind.....but, erm.....tara died, now what?

[Epicurus]

Two words: Joss Whedon

[Pudds]

"Knifed in the back"

"Laughed in our faces"

"Laughed at our pain"

"Life's one big hurt"

"Expect the worst"

That's it for the mo...

[Sheridan]

God. Damn. Crying. Shame.

Tara's dead, the end.

[Kalita]

What the hell happened?

[Mara]

How about:

"Joss must go!"

[frenchrose888]

Coming soon : Gilmore Girls.

or

Wake me now please.

[MaClayMagic]

Tara's Gone; Show's Over.

[mscheckmate]

Marti, take maternity leave!

[Wiccagrrl313]

Sucked beyond the telling.

Why go there?

Tara dead, Willow evil.

Where'd the writers go?

Tara died for this?

[tommo]

Your shirt; more shit.

[Rally]

[img:2ade3f8a53]http://www.rallyvincent.com/media/gotsm.gif[/img:2ade3f8a53]

[ruby]

Holy shit, Rally.

I'll stick by my sig: it's what happened to the show; it's how I feel. 3 words. Maybe the only honest ones they told us all year.

[VampiraJen]

Lesbians. Naked. In. Bed.

[Killin Joke]

First I read the title of the thread wrong: thought it was about describing SeeingRed in 4 words or less. Ssomething like:
"Opening ROCs, ending sucks"

As far as season 6's concerned:

. . . . (-> 4 dots indicating blanks)

"No words for it" -> technically less than 1 word = less than 4 words

"Forward - W/T-scenes - forward - W/T-scenes"

"What the hell/f*ck !"

"Out for a smoke ?" /add: "Joss" as curse - damn, I'm breaking the rules already/

etc.

[Jenny68]

first thing that came to mind...

Tara Dead? F*ck that.

[tommo]

Shafted shitter. Bitter? Nah...

[friskylez]

Entropy/Tabula Rusa/OMWF
beginning of Seeing Red:
end of Seeing Red:
Season 6:
Joss Whedon:

[Canadian Kitty]

Copious amounts of crack.

Boy numbers.

[That kind of love]

Four words or less. Hm ..

It sucked?

[WebWarlock]

Joss is an idiot.

Go to hell Joss.

Tara's dead, it sucked.

Give Back Tara Now!

Warlock

[El Gato]

Bring Tara back, please.........

[eccentrictulip]

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copious amounts of crack

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[/quote:624cbf4026] lol....liked that one. pondered the topic in the shower for a while, and came up with one more.....
fix it [b:624cbf4026] now[/b:624cbf4026] joss.

[dreadpirateemily]

Staff writers? Talent-less.

Joss Whedon? Outta gas.

Tara? Deader than dead.

Willow? Seeing Red.

Buffy? Jumped Shark.

Fans? Bored Now.

Kittens? Leaving Now.

[La]

What a let-down.

[4WiccanLuv]

Five Seasons, Pissed Away!