Video 60, Blood Ties. Someone is going to be disappointed when the doctor brings them in to see their scans and the doctor warns them it's a wreak.
Unison - Practice makes perfect, Willow and Tara are going to nail that flower girl job share.
Distraction - Even when you find a space of your own to practice in there's still a family fist fight to distract from hard work. Again, going to nail this flower girl job share.
Kink - Not knowing the end destination is a kink of Willows. I thought a kink was to get to a certain arrival. Kink paradox. Good thing the flower girl doesn't sort the wedding night. Or do they?

Video 67, The Body. The world doesn't know that someone has died, why does it continue? Why doesn't everything not stop? Why can't the wall take a punch?
Clothes - For an organised person you have to question why the top was on a chair in the first place.
Questions - Does anyone close the window when they leave?
Kal-El - These Amazons aren't a meme.

Video 77, Tough Love. Tara and Willow learn that resting their butts can have negative consequences.
Ouch - Willow's butt hurt and Tara's hand hurts.
Chin - I don't think Tara understands what chinning someone is but in fairness her hand isn't available so pretty impressive trying to chin a mimosa god.
Late - Willow you're late to the party, not due to the mind suck thing but because everyone knows once someone gets chinned at a party, the party's over. Too busy trying get around the dragon, well you'll be chasing it soon enough.

Video 134, Taunt the Colour Blind AKA Seeing Red.

"Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what's the point in them being happy now if they're going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later."

Stairs - I'm not that profound, Look at them, going down the stairs two abreast, what about a two way system? The only loo is up there.
PDA - I know there's no Latin in front of the books but can we add no PDA?
MIA - Hmm Xander, Spike and Anya get explained why they aren't helping. Yet for Tara's Scooby absence ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Her choice, their choice, no one gives a shit choice.

Video 85, The Gift. Tara and Willow test the theory 'If you walk with confidence you can get in anywhere.' Tara manages mid level in a tower, While Willow manages a God's mind. High achievers.
Discovered - When Glory asks why Tara is there does anyone want Tara to reply back with "The factors, Bitch!"? Just let her work.
Thrown - Was backwards momentum in those factors contractor Tara?
Lost - In fairness Tara you're not great at reacting to troublesome signs when you see them when you aren't mindless.

Video 66, The Body. Slap on some garlands, name some seasonal produce and Willow and Tara are in a scene that channels can shove down your throat 4 months a year.
Festive - Willow drinking away her woes while talking about how she does things differently. Nothing says Christmas like a drunk aunt.
Feast - If Willow eats until her belly bursts, does Tara still give tummy rubs?
Flame - This is how you know they're found family, Someone would have burnt someone else with those candles before the starter with Biologicals. Gotta test the family pain threshold before sitting at a table together for over an hour. Game of endurance.

Video 93, The Bargaining Part 1. Willow puts her drama class skills to the test but can she top the Cowboy in Death of A Salesman?
Whiskers - Willow's really putting her blood, sweat and tears into the costume. Blood is low in budget especially when it's your own so the costume department was overjoyed with her bloody whiskers.
Bird - She may refer to herself as a hot mama yama but Willow truly invoked the presence of a moma bird regurgitating food for her chicks. Such a captivating performance almost makes you forget the scene is on her best friends corpse and the food wasn't masticated.
Moth - Not one to be unsupportive but on one non existent occasion unresponsive. Tara tries her hand to add to the menagerie, Her hair does most of the performative heavy lifting as it is dedicated to misunderstand the expression as Tree bad, fire pretty. A convincing portrayal of a moth to a flame.

Video 15, Superstar. Girls be gossipin' y'all.
Story - Willow's enthusiasm a 10, vocab a 4, structure is linear with slight pacing issues but the audience is fully engaged.
Cut - It's said your best work will always be on the editor's room floor. So why are they sticking it to a board?
Fantasy - When will these two stop thinking about Buffy's sex life!

Video 45, Family. Tara is unappreciative of her family's interest in her, while Willow is unappreciative of Tara's lack of curiosity filling.
Curiosity - Spell book? Who the hell are they? What's for dinner? Did they get a ticket for double parking?
Reunion - The natural reunion between family, by announcing each relation, brother, father, cousin and definitely not names of profanity or nicknames picked up as a child you know will annoy them the most.
Offhand - Wait wait wait. Does Willow know about the frog army?

Video 20, Where The Wild Things Are. I gave this week over to a horse, so here's a horse watching Willow and Tara's horse commentary. Horse Gogglebox if you will.
Nummy - Ooh human wings nummy treat, yum yum yum.
Minority - I'm not most, give me those arms.
Extra-Steps - Bathroom? the floor's right there. No need to gallop up those stairs.

Video 29, New Moon Rising. Tara gets downright dirty.
Implication - Wearing Willow's sweater eh. Willow's scent all over her eh. Something tells me Tara needs to do laundry.
Vandalism - Tara willingly threw that chair, no care for property damage. Yeah she pays tuition fees but have some respect for the campus.
Disruption - Disturbing Willow's study time. Tara has gone down a dark path.

Video 69, The Body. Willow's dorm is no stranger to pounding.
Fisting - Sometimes with poor sound proofing you just want your neighbours to not want to listen. What a better way than constant fisting.
Pain - Tara knows fisting is a painful experience.
Mute - The neighbours can hear the fisting but they can't hear Willow's 'I love you'.

Video 117, Tabula Rasa. I-I forget.
Identity - Yes their ID's are on their person and has their picture but what's to say they aren't wearing their identical twins clothing that day?
Scream - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I don't like answering the door either.
Block - Classic Willow looking for openings to her then blocking them up, happy with exits though.

Video 63, I Was Made To Love You. A luau in Sunnydale. is that cultural appropriation? or does Hawaii even it out by having Hellmouth night.
Aloha - Some are saying hello, others a definite goodbye.
Inspection - Two camps here. One who is inspecting Che mix in detail with Anya. The other camp using the same level of detail to inspect April.
Jealousy - Is Tara jealous though? "The Tough Love fight came out of nowhere." No it didn't. It's one of the most deserved argument's I've ever seen which makes its so satisfying and devastating. Willow made it into a gay thing during the argument but look. The relationship starts with Tara having to wait for Willow to choose between her or Oz. Crush on Giles fully revealed in guitar fawning. Then she calls Dracula sexy. Then the blatantly of checking out April. All through her time with Willow so far she's seen Willow constantly snipe at Anya, Xander's girlfriend. Xander who Willow had a crush on for years and even cheated on Oz with. Willow and envy go hand in hand. So how is Tara not meant to feel insecure in this relationship, like she's just there until Willow decides different. Her wandering eye and cheating history is doing no favours. Then thank fuck Tara was mindless when Willow commented to Xander that he couldn't workout smart girls are hot in the 10th grade. So is Tara really jealous here or rightfully(In her mind) pissed off and hurt a little?

Video 71, Forever. Willow and Tara go through the stages of appeasing a moody teen.
Lies - Some call it false hope and see the value in it. Teens, not so much.
Bargaining - Yeah let's do what you wanna do. Dairy Queen, braid each other's hair while joyriding a car, hit a college party to brag about to your friends at school, anything but stay in this endless funk none of us are used to dealing with. Maybe we'll circle back to the joyride.
Distraction - Glamour? Yes let's make things look like its completely different than what it is. You've got a theme haven't you Willow? You like making things dance to your will too. Is your innocence even innocent? But hey maybe Dawn wants to walk around campus with Kim Kardashian's (Present day) arse. I don't know 90s/2000s/any year thirst traps. Dawn probably does, she's a teen. Willow probably does too, eye wanderer.

Video 108, All The Way. Why is Dawn making out with a vampire more appealing than watching this? You know what on second thought past the hyperbole, this is fine.
Also this is no where near as satisfactory as Tough Love because there's no resolution to Tough Love just making this argument tiresome. Even worse in hindsight when there's no resolution to this argument either.
Trickery - How dare the youth use the tricks of the old, they stole it from the previous generation first.
Incest - Not an out of place comment from Willow considering her Halloween costumes tend to go method.
Deflection - Willow fucking does it again! Tara brings up a concern, Willow turns it about herself. How dare Tara talk behind her back with legitimate concerns even though she never did. Its only fine to be a Bambi mum murderer and practicing deep throating snakes behind Tara's back. right Willow? Yeah that's right, Ooh maybe we'll mind wipe them behind their backs next.

Video 55, Triangle. Couples come together causing the singles to either go home or cry.
Deportation - Willow starting the multidimensional deportation industry. It takes a specialist to control that puppy seeking bee. That's professional lingo.
Learning - The gang seem more interested in learning about different dimensions than one of their team having a weakness serious enough she's interested in a dimension without them. Or she's being taunted by Snyder with a shrimp on a stick.
Together - Buffy is going to tank their best man speeches at their respective weddings. If she can only describe a couple as 'together' then fall into tears, then she isn't going to survive the paragraph detailing her relationship with Willow and Tara, they were literally roommates.

Video 14, Who Are You? No one asked for your opinion! Wait what? Oh yeah that saved us like 20 minutes, nice one. You telling and us not asking saved even more time. Is this the scene equivalent of convenience food?
Entrance - Willow and Tara enter the scene with a bang. Literally, poor door.
Streamline - Willow's got no time for social niceties. I know who you are, This is Tara, big up Tara, Tara wave, we did this thing, Convenient phone ring. The universe is on Willow's side.
Nails - So streamlined Willow had time to do her nails and Tara's sleeve creates the mystery of the scene, was there time for her nails to be done too?

Video 10, Who Are You? Rewatching scenes making me question if they ever were good at verbal communication.
Who - Direct question from Tara, Willow answers and that bit is clear. We have identified Faith as the subject of the conversation.
Vague - "Doesn't mean Faith wont hurt someone else." Now granted they had to say a lot without saying it due to censors. And its nice that Tara's first thought is Willow getting hurt, different reasons why we find it nice but still. It shows the love and care there. Physically we know Willow's implication is meaning Tara and Tara does pick up on that but if we go off spoken word only, as eavesdroppers, and the context of Faith being the destructive spiral she is at the time. They could be talking about anyone. If this conversation was a text chain it would be followed up a few days after with a clarification message of 'Just be sure, you were saying you like each other right?' followed by 'Who is this, how did you get my number?'
Slay - If we look at this scene through a modern lens we will then see their communication taking another turn. Willow has a group surrounded around the slaying (not friendship, okay whatever). so does she not think Tara can strut her stuff and really own her confidence? in the context of not wanting to let Tara into a group of demon murderers, very different. Even though neither of those is why she wants to keep Tara away from it. Does anything mean anything on face value anymore?

Video 42, Out Of My Mind. Willow and Tara make the most out of 30 seconds of Fanservice.
Mystical - Tarot and palm reading but yet Tara's outfit seems the most mystical of them all.
Tutelage - Tara wants to be responsible and learn from someone with experience. Such a misfit in the scoobies, pfft who wants to actually be respectful of powers beyond their comprehension, let alone just listen to someone else's thoughts and opinions, especially if they differ.
Technically - I mean technically Tara is correct, Technically correct kind of trumps all other corrects.

Video 44, Family. Sleepy bye go nigh night time but there be lights and words and feelings and a cat.
Yarn - Miss KittyFantastico wants the ball.
Yawn - Willow's sleepy
Yearn - Tara wants more magical knowledge but yields to snuggles.

Video 76, Tough Love.

GIRL FIGHT WOO!

Combustion - Wouldn't miss class if her hair was on fire? Can we test that theory? *Lights match*
Reference - I get what Willow means but have no Idea who Miss Minchin is other than the mum of Tim. A Little Princess, cheers Google. Willow's certainly acting like a little princess.
Insecurity - Both sides 100% insecure but what stands out is series 5 their relationship is so tight. Yet Tara doesn't know where she'd fit in when Willow progresses/ Tara doesn't match her. Then Tara gets mind sucked and we're shown that Willow would do anything for her but the cynic in me, the lack of follow up on this argument and Willow being Willow. Did Willow really want to look after mindless Tara or is she just trying to prove a point to Tara because of that comment? Think about how much gratefulness Willow wanted from Buffy for bringing her back, did she want the same from Tara after getting her back? Or did the gratefulness from Tara (if there was any, we don't know because zero follow through)install that belief system in Willow that gratefulness is a given when doing such amazing feats of magic. So what looks like things of great strength, looking after Tara, resurrecting Buffy actually possibly come from great insecurities.