Fic: Final Exam

[The Rose]

Thanks,

I needed a break from all the craziness.

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Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.

Tara: Willow, I got so lost.
Willow: I found you. I will always find you.

Tara: Nobody messes with my girl!

[Rosenberg]

Damn! I think I need a shower now too. A nice cold one.

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I'm very seldom naughty

[This message has been edited by Rosenberg (edited March 16, 2002).]

[Eric tr]

Thanks for the great writing, tommo! I'm really enjoying it. It was also cool to read Buffy throwing the javelin. I threw the javelin in high school so it brought back some memories.

[Warduke]

Well Ruth, you've done it again, damn you're good

[maudmac]

Holy shit! I need a shower.

Seriously, Ruth, I gotta say, I love smut. I love your smut. I love all smut. The sweatier, wetter, bitinger the better. And I will proudly wear my smutten badge wherever I go. Hey, in light of the fact that I'm also wearing about three different t-shirts, a robe, a few harnesses (they do quit itching after a while!), two helmets, and no panties...well, a smutten badge would be an honor to wear.

BUT! I also want to stress to you that I don't read your fics for the smut. I read them to glimpse a W/T-centric world, smut or no. I would still devour your fics even if they were devoid of smut. I trust you to tell me a compelling story. And it's the compelling story that makes the smut so good when it does happen. I think if you wrote straight-up plotless monkey-fucking, it would still manage somehow to be a compelling story.

So, where should I put my smutten badge? And, does the Bestowing of the Smutten Badge ritual require me to bite anyone's fingers? 'Cause, y'know...I don't mind or anything.

[Rally]

Ruth, Ruth, Ruth, the stalking has officially begun. You know the demands...waits impatiently.

In the meantime, nice update, well done you drunken whore.

Much Lurve,

-R

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No, please. I mean, tell me if I said something wrong otherwise I know I'll say it again. Probably often and in public.

[MadeinNZ]

I want to be a Smutten groupie. Where do I sign up? Is there a t-shirt (I'm thinking not)?

Fantastic episode. Full of riverting plotlines and dramatic intrigue (oh, and wild monkey love).

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[Aria]

Thank you for this lovely break for the hell that is ironicaly known as life. Great piece of smut you've got here. Keep it up and soon please.

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Piffle

[Enigmatic]

It was great...as always!! Loved the whole jealous thing, Tara is so adorable...!

[Ange]

As always. I love it Ruth. Keep going like that.

Ange.

[Bobo's Mom]

Having to work this weekend, I wake up, take my shower, get dressed, and check the board like a good kitten while my hair dries.

Now, I have to take another shower, and will be late. The joys of being smutten!

Thanks for the jump start to my morning

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TARA: Willow and I always know how to find each other!
ANYA: With yoga?
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BUFFYBOT: That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!

[Pudds]

Bloody Hell....Somebody hose me down damn quick...I'm about to combust!!

[tommo]

quote:

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Originally posted by Ange:
As always. I love it Ruth. Keep going like that.

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Which in itself sounds vaguely smutty.

Ah smuttens. Excellent.

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...quote:

[ForeverPiper]

Wow.

[xita]

Oh so yummy Ruth. And bite marks, nice!

...your happy smutten

[MoMack]

I got TOTALLY psyched-out when Cordelia looked at her watch, exclaiming "Oh, god"...that's pretty much what I was saying at the time...but not because of what time it was. Niiiiice!

[Quill]

Another proud smutten, right here! I think I need to go roll around in that snow outside to cool off for a bit.

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"You are the star for which all evenings wait."
~for Nicole~

[Quill]

I don't think smuttens can make proper snow angels...*ponders and glances out the window at the snow*...I tried but I think the overwhelming amount of naughty thoughts swimming around in my head made it look more like a snow devil. *grin*

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"You are the star for which all evenings wait."
~for Nicole~

[kpmuse]

Dear Lord! (kris is taking off her glasses and wiping them furiously in her bestest Giles imitation)

Thank you! Your loyal smutten. Wait, I mean smitten. Wait, oh darn, I don't know what I mean anymore, except this ----> I love Willow & Tara and the way Ruth writes em!

[BabyJune]

Wow. This fic makes me feel lucky to still be in high school. And those required showers don't seem like such a pain anymore. Although, I have to admit, next time I go soap up, I'm probably going to turn a bright shade of red. Damn you and your tainted smuttiness! (not really- it was very....enjoyable)
BabyJune
amateur shower enthusiast

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A killer in a petticoat, A little bit of everyone you adore....-Terry Moore

[jessan15]

Oh for the love of a great artist...

Some call it smut...

it's pure art in my world.

PLEASE MORE!!!

*Whips out the 100's*

*looks down*

They're all wet...how did that happen?

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Love will find a way.

[WiccansIllusion]

Showers don't help * just took one *

And as for a motto?

"Smuttens do it hanging wet from the walls of Sunnydale High."

[wiltar]

I want to be a smutten too! Sign me up!!!

*edited because I can't type

Patricia

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"What are they looking at?"
"The hotness of you, doofus!"

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[tommo]

Heh heh, smuttens. Nice.

I think the motto is probably "Smuttens do it wherever, whenever and however they can."

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You know I've been through hell...Joss can't you see, there'll be nothing left of me. You made me believe...

[Puff]

Great stories Ruth. I particularly like the last location, although I was always a fan of the non psycho shower scenes. Makes me remember a tennis fic I read a while ago

What's the next loaction planned?

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Beep, beep

[PandoraSpocks]

First fan fic I've ever read, I just skimmed over it, but I'll be back to read it fully. It's really good. I write myself. You really like mouths don't you.

[Thespia]

I'm really late into this thread...

Just wrote to say that I love your stories. It was incredible how you could manage to get shy Willow and shy Tara together... I think that if they really got to know each other in S3, they would be 'best buddies' for a really long time.

But I ramble. The important thing is that, more than a smutten, I'm a Ruthfan. But you know that already, don't you?

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Buffy:"Oh, come on!This is Sunnydale! How bad an evil can there be
here?"

[jomarch]

Ok, water has been done and done so very, very well. So this smutten is wondering, what next????

[AutumnT]

quote:

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Originally posted by jomarch:
So this smutten is wondering, what next????

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Library cage. Ruth promised. I'm pretending that a library cage is landscape. And we all know I love me some landscape.

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Autumn

I have the sudden urge to dedicate my productive cooperation.quote:

[jessan15]

Library cage?

Oooo, do they still have the chains too?

Am I getting off topic here? W/T sex, now I remember...

There is only one question that I simply MUST have answered...Who slams who against the cage first?

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Love will find a way.