New Fic - "My First"

[AmberAlysonlover]

I would love to walk in on Willow and Tara I wonder who is gonna catch B and Faith

[WannaBlessedBe]

Wow.....this is an amazing fic!!!!!! I love it! I NEED more, haha can't wait to see what happens....



K

[Karina]

Hehehe, great update! I can't wait for the next one.

Edited by: Karina at: 1/30/04 9:51 pm

[guardian146]

first off ....WOW....must finish need to know what happens....*GETS ON KNEES*....please.....



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I'm Dancing Like A Monkey!!! - GIR

[FIRESIGN]

Chapter Eighty-three



Tara had Willow pinned to the bed, her arms underneath each of Willow’s thighs, pulling her in closer to her as she descended onto the hot musky cleft below her. She had just taken her first taste of her sweet Willow-nectar when the door swung open…



“OH MY GOD!!!!” Joyce said, dropping her luggage – she turned away quickly, covering her eyes in embarrassment.



Tara moved just as quickly as she jumped from her current position, scrambling behind the bed, trying desperately to hide her naked form. Willow laid on the bed, her legs still spread wide, eyes closed, still in a lust-induced haze…



“Mmmmm…baby…what are you stopping for?” She said, opening her eyes slightly…suddenly realizing that Joyce was in the room.



“Holy shit!” Willow yelled, clawing at the blankets on the bed, trying to cover herself.



“Oh god…I’m so sorry…I um…I’m just going to go downstairs now…” Joyce said, keeping her eyes covered as she ran out of the room and down the stairs.



Tara waited until she heard Joyce walk down the stairs before she got up and closed the bedroom door.



She looked at her wife in disbelief…both of them thinking and saying the same thing…



“Oh…my…goddess!” They said, before breaking into giggles.



Meanwhile, Joyce reached the bottom of the stairs, pausing for a moment to regain her composure. When she did, she heard noises coming from what appeared to be the basement, and decided to investigate. She walked through the kitchen to the basement door, opening it slowly and walking quietly down the stairs.



“Oh god…don’t…stop! Don’t…stop!”



That was all Joyce needed to hear. It was Buffy’s voice – and as far as she knew…whatever was going on, Buffy wanted it to stop right then. Joyce’s eyes swept the room, looking for something that she could use as a weapon…finally settling on a baseball bat that she found in the corner of the stairwell. She wielded it like Babe Ruth, slowly creeping around the corner of the room…She was in no way prepared for what she was about to find…



Buffy was on the pommel horse, her hands grasped tight around the handles – which were poised behind her back, suspending her body. Faith was grabbing her ass, pulling her closer to her as she sucked hard on her engorged clit. Buffy’s legs were wrapped tightly around Faith, holding her as tightly as possible to her dripping sex.



The baseball bat hit the floor with a thud as Joyce stood in place, cocking her head to the side – she couldn’t help but marvel at the inventive position that the two girls were enjoying.



“Buffy?” Joyce said, calmly.



Buffy looked up, eyes as wide as dinner plates…



“Mom? Mom!” she yelled, pushing Faith away quickly with her legs…



“What the hell…B?” Faith said, wiping the slick juices off her chin with the back of her hand. She turned around to see Joyce standing there, mouth agape, looking intently at the both of them. “Oh shit…Mrs. Summers…we were just…um…” Faith began, trying to think of some cockamamie story to cover up what they had just been enjoying only seconds before.



“We were just…um…Faith was um…well…you see…I um…well…I lost something and Faith was helping me look for it.” Buffy said, hoping that Faith would pick up where she had left off.



“You lost something? Down THERE?” Joyce said.



“Yeah…well…the string fell off of my tampon when I was removing it…and Faith was trying to help me get it out…”



“With her teeth?! Buffy…I’m not an idiot! I know oral sex when I see it! I just didn’t expect to see it going on in my house…in my bed…and in my basement…with my daughter…and…I need to go upstairs now…” Joyce said, turning and running up the stairs.



Faith couldn’t help but laugh a little bit “Holy shit, B! Your Mom!”



Buffy lowered herself down from the pommel horse, grabbing the sweats she had been wearing and pulling them back on.



“Oh god…I SO do not want to go up there right now…” Buffy said, running her fingers through her hair in an attempt to straighten herself up a bit before going upstairs to face the music.



The two Slayers walked towards the stairway, Faith stepping back and motioning for Buffy to go ahead of her. As the blonde did, Faith reached forward, grabbing her ass as she climbed the stairs.



“Hey!” Buffy yelped, turning around, giving her lover a glare.



“Sorry…couldn’t resist.” Faith said, grinning.



“Yeah, that’s what got us into this mess to begin with…come on…let’s go get this over with…”





To Be Continued...

[Washi]

LMAO!

Willow with the not hearing! And the reaction! and the pommel horse and the "down there!"!! LMAO!

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"See? I've mastered this tact crap." Anya in Tears Of The Goddess by Lisa



The course of love doesn’t always run smooth, especially for the neurotic and accident-prone. ~ LadyB



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[dynarb]

OMFG!!!!

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Tara: You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun."

- Restless



Amber Benson Accolade

Edited by: dynarb  at: 2/3/04 1:52 am

[Shandem]

heheheh I think thats the lamest excuse Buffy has ever come up with. That was a very good update. Absolutly loved it

If missing you could blacken stars, there’d be no midnight show. If missing you could make it rain, the seas would overflow. If missing you could make it hot,

there’d be deserts all around. If missing you could silence noise, the earth would have no sound. And so I go on dreaming of when I’m holding and kissing you. For only God knows how much it hurts when, my love, I’m missing you.-Me to my girl V

[allykat]

Poor girls...

[wimpy0729]

I'm with dynarb -- OMFG!!



Cin, you had me in tears I was laughing so hard through the whole thing!!



"With her teeth?!!"



Poor Joyce



More of the same soon PLEASE!!!



Wimpy

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You should ride with me sometime -- I guarantee safety and fun! -- Tara

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Edited by: wimpy0729 at: 2/3/04 2:11 am

[Imjustme]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I knew it would be funny but that was really funny.

[Arwen276]

I have tears in my eyes!! REALLY! That was so funny!!

Poor Joyce...

and Buffy's excuse? really it had me choking!



That was a great update!

more!



~Arwen

Hear That Baby? You're My Always... Willow

[AmberAlysonlover]

hahahahahaha That was pure class! i feel sorry for Buffy's mom ( not really) and I hope the talk goes ok

[bluewillowwitch]

Cin ,

LMFAO! Poor Joyce. Not only did she walk in on and but she got an eye full from Faith and Buffy too. I love this fic! I loved Joyce with the . Can't wait to more. Update soon, please?





Grace

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"Fate keeps on happening."--Anita Loos



"I'm here without you baby/But your still with me in my dreams/And tonight girl, it's only you and me."--3 Doors Down--Here Without You----Mine and My Baby's song.

[BloodSuckinFiend]

WHEEE! That certainly lived up to my sexpectations...hehhehheh...

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~ "I don't know how to behave around women of the opposite sex." - Space Ghost

[littlecrazy80]

Poor Joyce!



*lil´c*

I´m an actress... I don´t pee. Amber in Augsburg



SweetAmber

[Taras Shadow]

LMAO!! Oh man,







Genious Cin, absolutely funny!!



Can't wait for more.



~Holly~

"I was born 'normal'...life made me strange." - Marina

"I am a tongue whore...you gave me tongue, what am I supposed to do...sit back and keep my mouth shut?" -Me-

"I know who you really are...you're the one who cries when you're alone." - Where Will You Go? - Evanescence

[Seldomly Naughty]

Hey Cin....I've been reading your fics for a while now but I've never replied now seems about as good of a time as any. I think this is the coolest one though. OMG I can't believe Joyce caught not only Willow and tara but Buffy and Faith too. That is sooo funny. It's like the time me and Liz got caught by the police officer in the back of his car. It was too funny. Update soon Cin. great story!!!!!!!

[WannaBlessedBe]

WOW.........

*falls out of chair* ouch....



Holy Shat, that was crazy! haha great up-date can't wait to see what happens!



K

[SJ]

Poor Joyce

Great funny update

[sam darls]

Hehe, That was so great.. I loved it..sooo funny Cin . Love sammi xx

"Sometimes things happen between people that you don't really expect. And sometimes the things that are important are the ones that seem the weirdest or the most wrong. And those are the ones that change your life." - Jessie Sammler (Evan Rachel Wood)

[singgirl]

oh dear god...that was hilarious...but it's not fun for mom to catch you in that position, I know....

Pax! -Bev

[wolfwynd]

- god that was great Cin. S'been a while since I've posted here, and I've just caught up but you are still making the best fics this side of the kitten!



More? Soon?



Wolfy

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

-Matt Groening

[FIRESIGN]

Hello Everyone!



I haven't fallen off the face of the earth or anything - haven't meant to slight you all - but things have been crazy up here. I promise I will post an update before this weekend. Thanks to all of you for your patience!



See you all soon...



-Cin aka FIRESIGN

[wimpy0729]

Hi Cin! Glad to see you're still with us!



Can't wait for the update!



Just wanted to let you know I'll never look at Buffy's pommel horse the same way ever again.



Also wanted to let you know that your passion between W/T is some of the best I've ever read. Please keep up the good work!



Stay Strong,

Wimpy

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You should ride with me sometime -- I guarantee safety and fun! (Tara)

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[FIRESIGN]

Chapter Eighty-four



“Oh Goddess…I can’t believe that Joyce just saw me…and you…us…doing…what we were doing! This is just wrong…on SO many levels!” Tara said, unusually panicked.



“Are you sure that she knew what we were doing?” Willow said, hopefully.



“Baby, I had my face buried in your crotch and was licking my way up to your clit when she walked in the door. I’m pretty sure she knew what we were doing.”



“Well…maybe we should go down and talk to her…you know, try to explain things somehow…but what would we talk about? ‘Gee Joyce, sorry that my wife and I were having hot, steamy lesbian sex in your bed…Buffy didn’t think you’d mind…’” Willow said, pacing back and forth in front of the bed. “Oh Gods, no…I can’t…I just can’t!”



“Baby, we’ve got to do something…” Tara said, realistically.



“I’m thinking that making a hasty retreat out the window is a very high on the list of options at this point.” Willow said.



Tara took a deep breath, trying to sort things out logically, letting it out slowly in an attempt to calm her nerves before speaking. “Okay…now, you and I were just married and it’s n-normal for married couples to…well…enjoy what we were…um…enjoying together. We are very deeply in love, and were merely expressing that love…physically. There’s nothing wrong with t-that…r-right?”



Willow thought for a minute, she knew Tara was right, and after all, they were newlyweds. That was it. They would go down and talk to Joyce and sort this out and be done with it.



“You’re right baby. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. What we were doing was something between wife and…well…wife…and we have nothing to be ashamed of.” Willow said, standing tall with determination.



“Exactly.” Tara said, backing her up.



“It is a completely normal thing for a married couple to be doing…a beautiful expression of our love.” Willow continued.



“I couldn’t agree more, baby…and I’m with you one-hundred percent!”



“Great…you go first.” Willow said, grabbing the blanket to hide behind and sitting on the bed next to Tara.



Meanwhile…



Buffy peered carefully around the corner of the doorway leading into the kitchen from the basement. She saw Joyce pick up the teapot from the stove and walk over to the sink. Flipping the lid to the pot open, she turned the faucet on to fill it with water.



“Mom?” Buffy said, hesitantly from the doorway, Faith looking over her shoulder.



Startled, Joyce dropped the teapot into the sink with a loud ‘clang’.



“Buffy…I was just…um…going to make some tea.” Joyce said, nervously.



“Mom…about what happened downstairs…” Buffy began as she and Faith stepped the rest of the way into the kitchen.



“Upstairs…downstairs…wasn’t that a television program on the BBC?” Joyce said, picking the teapot up from the sink and starting to re-fill it.



“Upstairs…BBC…Mom, what are you talking about?” Buffy said, not realizing that Joyce had also caught Willow and Tara in the act.



“I think she’s talking about us.” Tara said from the other doorway of the kitchen, Willow standing behind her sheepishly.



Faith realized what had happened and immediately started to laugh…



“Oh no fucking way! She caught you guys doing the horizontal mambo, too?” Faith said, laughing – only to be met with an elbow in the ribs from the blonde Slayer.



“Oh God…you didn’t.” Buffy said, looking to Joyce, and then to an obviously embarrassed and blushing Willow and Tara, which confirmed her fears. “Oh my God…you did. Mom…listen, I can explain…”



Without looking at the girls, Joyce interrupted “Explain? Which were you going to explain first…why Willow and Tara were…well…’scrumping’ for lack of a better word in my bed, or how you came up with the idea to use the pommel horse for…for…whatever it was that you were doing down there with Faith?!”



“We SO were not scrumping! We were making hot witchy love.” Willow said from behind Tara’s shoulder.



“Pommel horse?” Tara said, thinking out loud, giggling at the thought and flashing a devilishly quirky half-smile.



Mental note: Pommel horse + hot red-headed sexy wife of mine…definite possibilities there…oh yeah…we’re definitely going to be trying that one later on!



“Look, Joyce…” Faith began, deciding to take control of the rather awkward situation for a change. “…Buffy just wanted to make the newlyweds as comfortable as possible. You were supposed to be away on business, so she thought it would be okay for them to use your room. As for me and B…well…I know I haven’t exactly been the best person in the past, but I’m really trying to make a new start here…and getting together with B…well…that’s part of it. I…I love her…and I want to be with her.”



All eyes were on Faith, as they waited for Joyce’s response…







To Be Continued...

[littlecrazy80]

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“We SO were not scrumping! We were making hot witchy love.” Willow said from behind Tara’s shoulder.

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*lil´c*

I´m an actress... I don´t pee. Amber in Augsburg



SweetAmber

[sam darls]

Oh my, that was so good..hehe. I loved it. love sammi xx

"Sometimes things happen between people that you don't really expect. And sometimes the things that are important are the ones that seem the weirdest or the most wrong. And those are the ones that change your life." - Jessie Sammler (Evan Rachel Wood)

[wimpy0729]

Hey Cin !!! You totally made my weekend!



Loved every line (again!)



You captured W/T so well, with Tara being the level headed one and Willow's the one things would roll off of. I can just picture Willow --

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"Great ... you go first." Willow said grabbing the blanket to hide behind and sitting on the bed next to Tara.

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Okay, a little help here. I have looked everywhere in my Lesbanese Dictionary and cannot seem to find the meaning of "scrumping". Would someone please be kind enough to enlighten me?



Thanks! Have a great weekend!



Stay Strong!

Wimpy

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You should ride with me sometime -- I guarantee safety and fun! -- Tara

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Edited by: wimpy0729 at: 2/28/04 9:26 pm

[The Rose24]

I was wondering how they were going to explain things to Joyce.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.


Tara: Willow, I got so lost.

Willow: I found you. I will always find you.