I live just northwest of Toronto in the fastest growing city in Canada, Brampton (
http://www.city.brampton.on.ca/)! It's a 45 minute drive to Toronto from here. Just take highway 410 to the 401 interchange, and then drive til you see the Metro Toronto sign. You can get almost everywhere in the Greater Toronto Area on the 400-series highways, but I'm getting sidetracted...
I was born literally a walk's distance away in William Osler Hospital (formerly Peel Memorial Hospital), which is located on Lynch street, near the corner of Queen Streen East and Centre Street North (
http://www.williamoslerhc.on.ca/health_centre/health_centre3.htm).
The town is relatively small in size, with only six major intersections within the city limits, JFK Road/Steeles Avenue to the south, JFK Road-Queen Street and Main Street (Highway 10)/Queen Street in the middle, Queen Street/Airport Road to the East, Main Street (Highway 10)/Bovaird Road (Highway 7) to the northwest and JFK Road/Borvard Road (Highway 7) to the north.
I have lived in 3 houses, twice in between the Main/Bovaird and JFK/Bovaird intercentions, and now not far from the Kennedy-Queen intercection.
There's five "hangout" spots. The biggest is the Bramalea City Centre to the southeast on Peel Centre Drive not far from the Queen/Airport intercetion (
http://www.bramaleacitycentre.ca/), There's also Shoppers World to the south at Main and Steeles, which is smaller, and less visually appealing (
http://www.shoppersworldbrampton.com/). To the north, there's Heart Lake centre, with north of Bovaird, Fletcher's Creek, with is to the east on Bovaird, and lastly there's four corners, which is the corner of Queen and Main. That intercection was where Brampton was first started back in the 1700's,and has some of the oldest buildings in the Southern Ontario region, not to mention some of the crappiest buildings.

Anyway, that's my ugly town. It's rather boring after 20 years here, but on the bright side, it's about an hours drive to the DeltaTree Plaza Hotel in Toronto, where TCON will be heald and Amber is gonna be.
