The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[RainbowNerdette]

A: Because it's something people with x chromosomes (should) do together

Q: WTF?

[Ariel]

A: there's debate on that - some say 'x' represents four lips, others four arms of an embrace. Maybe it's because X often precedes seX and leads to X-rated activities . . .

Q: Why did Einstein have a hard time recognizing his own front door?

[Willowfan]

Answer Because he had too many theories about his relatives

Question what's 5 x 5?

[Boschi]

A: a deranged participle.

Q: Who the hell first came up with kombucha?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

A: Aliens

Q: Where do babies come from?

[Dennio]

A: There's a service called "Stork's Babies, Pets, and More!" where you call for a delivery and 9 Months later after a certain amount of preparation the Stork of Stork's Babies, Pets, and More! arrives with your baby in a basket which you can have for a payment of only $19.95 US & CAN.

Q: Why do the new Wii systems not backplay Gamecube games?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

A: Because they're shape-ist and only like spheres.

Q: Why can't people fly?

[Boschi]

A: The oatmeal isn't hot enough

Q: Kamchatka whatka?

[Ariel]

A: Kamchatka Thiska!

Q: So who made you the Queen of the Universe?

Ariel

[sweet satin lover]

Who made me the queen of the universe? Oh my mother did yeah when I was born I was actually made out of solid gold it is only when I developed into an adult that I changed into bone and flesh lol

What is the point of a birthday?

[gorn]

A: Usually the head comes first.

B: It's Thursday, why aren't you posting in the It's Just Thursday, MKF! thread, the bestest of all threads?

[Ariel]

Big mistake - this is the Questions and (un)Answers thread and I crazily plugged in a history bit - oops! Let me make amends by trying this one more time to see if I can get it right.

Answer: Hot air rises.

Question: What comes after forever?