Ridiculous Conversations

[Finey_McFine]

Well folks, it's been awhile, but I have for you another riveting installment of 'Jordan Mispeaks!' In this thrilling episode, my daughter actually believes I have super natural control over inanimate objects...enjoy.

Backstory: Jordan got her learners permit and has been driving my truck for the past several months.

J: Mom! Why did you turn down the radio?
ME: Did you see me turn the knob?
J: No, you must have done it with your mind.
ME: Yeah Jordan, I turned that dial with MY MIND! I didn't do it, YOU DID!
J: I DID NOT! I didn't reach over there either!
ME: Jordan, there's control buttons on the back of the steering wheel.
J: So?
ME: So, when you made that last turn, you must have accidentally held the volume button down.
J: Oh...Oooohhhhh!! Cool!! I ALWAYS wondered how you did stuff without touching the actual dial.
ME: I've had this truck for 4 years, how did you think I controlled the radio?
J: Mind control?
ME:

[sweet satin lover]

Playing eye spy with my nieces I said I spy with my little eye something beginning with s and they came up with their answers and then I said "cement oh no wait that's a c" lol duh

[Ariel]

"Will you go to the Marin County Fair with me?"

"You asked me that already and I said 'yes'."

"So you'll go, right?"

Okay. *sigh* I have gone to the Marin County Fair with my lovely wife for 15 years. I have never failed and I have a good time. But every year it is a source of anxiety to her that I may, in fact bail, so she has already asked me four times if I will, in fact, go to the Marin County Fair. I love her. I love the fair. Please believe me - somebody believe me!