Things that make you go hmmm? The general humor thread.

[Tempest Duer]

I love it. I absolutely love it. Thank you for sharing that gem of humor.

Willow: Hey Buff. One more thing. Buffy: Yeah? Willow: I’m gay. Buffy: Okay, Will. Xander owes me ten bucks.

~Remember to Breathe by Yellow Crayon

[chewy 19]

My sister sent me these and I dont know why but I couldn't stop laughing.



Laughing Cat



Funniest Cat Videos

Gina



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Me: I swear to god im going to be an atheist!!!

My Mother: You cant be an atheist and swear to god.

[Krazy Dreamer]

Hey Gina, those are adorable and hilarious at the same time, especially the bathtub, cat scared of his reflection in the mirror, and the cat attacking the dog. I tried really hard to contain my laughter, but people are staring at me, and I can't stop. Somebody help me!

"Some men see things as they are and say,'why?' I dream things that never were and say, 'why not?'"

- Robert F. JFK

[maudmac]

Interesting.



The Museum Of Bad Art (MOBA) is the world's only museum dedicated to the collection, preservation, exhibition and celebration of bad art in all its forms.



and



0tv's completely non-pornographic porn.

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I have no professional training. I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all.

[urnofosiris]

That museum is pretty amusing , especially considering I have seen far worse pretentious crap posing as high art in regular musea.



A friend mailed me this, it gave me a chuckle:



ONE WISH



A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,



"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."



The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over

anytime I want."



The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of

the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."



The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,



"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing is wrong' and how I can make a woman truly happy."





The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

[hot monkey luv 66]

these are hilarious!!! omfg. these are so great. I don't have anything to add though. but I had to tell you guys how funny these are.



-monkeyluv--

[maudmac]

I picked up a copy of Too Much Coffee Man magazine today. I'm in love. I knew I would be when everyone else was shrugging and saying, "I don't get it."



TMCM relaxes



TMCM goes somewhere new



TMCM makes an announcement



But the magazine (and the site) has a lot more shit than just TMCMs. I highly recommend it. It's hilarious if you have that certain type of sense of humor.



Also might find some of these amusing:



www.godallman.com/skidmore/comic.php?id=39&aut=&aui=



www.godallman.com/skidmore/comic.php?id=26&aut=&aui=



www.godallman.com/skidmore/comic.php?id=188&aut=&aui=

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dreams of the drifters die hard, y'all   /   bodies dance through the dark to submission
fast feet and saturday night leave you nowhere to stand   /   but nobody here is leaving

[xita]

I like it a lot Holley. I like the apathetic one especially lol.

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"Trust is a risk masquerading as a promise."

[dynarb]

LOL - thank you so much for sharing such wonderful funnies. I dont have anything good to share, I just thought I'd post and say thank you so much for the laughter. Makes life more enjoyable.



- Dyna

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Tara: You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun."

- Restless



Amber Benson Accolade

[Modjadji]

Q: What's big and green and could hurt you if it fell from the sky?



A: A golf course.

[cattwoman98111]

i have been slacking off on posting funny stuff. Bad me, but this will make up for it....i hope





It's what your icons do while you sleep:



www.anycities.com/user/volkomen/see.swf

[Warduke]

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[Jennpurr]

Hee hee...

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"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the Sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -- C. S. Lewis

[Renee85]

That's really funny and cute.

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"The only way to have a friend is to be one." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

[littlecrazy80]

*lil´c*

"Okay, we’re here, we’re queer, let’s kick this shit into gear," Five by Five (Taras Shadow)



SweetAmber

[Triscuit7]

I dare you - go on....



1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.



2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way, Unique Up On It.



3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path



4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.



5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!



6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroid's



7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick.



8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.



9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.



10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quattro Sinko.



11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.



12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.



13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.



14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.



15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.



16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers.



17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.



18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.



19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.



20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.



21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.



22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



23 What's a cross between an elephant & a Rhino---??

Elephino

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Do something totally irrational and let the enemy think himself to death. (Pyanfar Chanur)

Edited by: Triscuit7 at: 4/15/04 6:57 pm

[Jennpurr]

Quote:

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22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the Sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else." -- C. S. Lewis

[Tempest Duer]

Okay, anybody who likes the dancing banana has to see this...



www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml



Anything else on Ebaum's World is pretty funny, but this one has relevance to our lovely board.

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[Shinnen]

This is funny . . . but do it before Google fixes

it.



1) Go to Google.com. (http://www.google.com)



2) Type in "weapons of mass destruction" but don't

hit the enter button.



3) Instead, hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button next

to the normal Google "Search" button.



4) An "ERROR MESSAGE" appears. READ THE ERROR

MESSAGE CAREFULLY. Read the WHOLE error message.



Someone at Google has a politicial sense of humor.



So try it out..............

CheerZ

Shinnen



She's the most amazing girl in the whole world. She's the only girl who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her, I'm not living. I'm not existing until I can hold her in my arms again.

[cattwoman98111]

that is pretty funny shinnen. did you by chance click on the links provided? IE Bomb ect. those are fun in themselves.



ETA: they also have this one as well...not sure of the actual words they searched for (i think New York TImes story) but here is the link



www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder....blair.html

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.

Edited by: cattwoman98111 at: 4/21/04 4:47 pm

[guardian146]

ok this amuses me greatly.



http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html

I'm dancing like a monkey!!! - GIR

MONKEYS - Ian: MacHall

[Tempest Duer]

That's great.



I know a girl who looks like the actress... what's her name... Linda Blair?

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[Gatito Grande]

I just heard these on A Prairie Home Companion's "Joke Show" this past weekend (because these were originally heard, not seen, jokes, they may look a little strange in print).



Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.



What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play with, and the other holds your groceries.



Did you hear that a traffic cop just pulled over Janet Jackson?

He told her that her right headlamp was out.



Finally, my favorite (and we'll leave the Jacksons alone now ):



Did you know that Laura Bush opposes same sex marriage?

Yeah, she's been after George to try something different for years!



GG Then there was this one, which struck a little *too close to home* for my tastes! Older Woman: "I was scared when I found a lump in my breast . . . but it turned out it was just my belt buckle." Out

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Originally posted by chronic

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These are really funny, hope you all enjoy...



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[Yelowsub]

chronic- I LOVE THEM

"Trying to talk about love is like trying to dance about architecture."

[Tempest Duer]

Love the George joke, GG.

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[Warduke]

americanassembler.com/features/iq_state_averages.htm

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[Tempest Duer]

It's gone now. All there is now is an apology.

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[eveningstar845]

T-shirt



Thought it was funny.

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love - Anais Nin

[girlfriends actually]

Hey that's great Dee!