New Game: the Buffyverse Quotes Chain

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Linked word: her

Willow: She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her.
Xander: You're bad to the bone.
Willow: I'm a rebel.

[Nue]

linked word: rebel

Spike: It's Halloween, you nit! We take the night off. Those are the rules.
Carl:Me and mine don't follow no stinking rules. We're rebels!
Spike: No, I'm a rebel. You're an idiot.

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Linked word: night

Buffy: What are you gonna need?
Willow: I don't know. They gave me a lot of stuff to keep her calm. They said I might have to restrain her at night. Sometimes she's fine. She looks at me, and... she's fine.
Buffy: I'm sorry I couldn't...
Willow: It's okay. I can do this. I'm gonna take care of her. Even if she never... she's my girl.

[Nue]

linked word: I

Willow:There is. I never meant to...
Tara: To what? Violate my mind like that? How could you, Willow? How could you after what Glory did to me?
Willow: 'Violate you?' I didn't mean anything like that. I just wanted not to fight with you. I love you.

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Linked word: Willow

Giles: Willow?
Willow: (waking up) Don't warn the tadpoles!
Giles: Are you alright?
Willow: Giles, what are you doing here?
Giles: It's the library, Willow. You fell asleep.
Willow: Oh! I...
Giles: Don't warn the tadpoles?
Willow: I... I have frog fear.

[Nue]

linked word: library

Willow: Library... ooh! Library. C'mon.
Buffy: It's too bad Giles can't be librarian here. Be convenient.

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Linked word: librarian

Xander: So this chair-woman. We are talking Ms. Calendar, right?
Giles: W-what makes you think that?
Xander: Simple deduction. Ms. Calendar is reasonably dollsome, especially for someone in your age bracket. She already knows that you're a school librarian, so you don't have to worry about how to break that embarrassing news to her.
Buffy: And she's the only woman we've actually ever seen speak to you. Add it all up and it all spells 'duh'.

[Nue]

linked word: school

Willow:What about the part where we kicked demon ass? I didn't hate that.
Xander: Guys, we blew up the school! It's the best day ever!

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Linked word: best


Willow: Well, I haven't been Miss Available either. I--I kept secrets. I hid things from everyone.
Buffy: That's not your fault. Will, you were going through something huge.
Willow: I wanted to tell you, but I was so scared.
Buffy: You can tell me anything. I love you. You're my best friend.

[Nue]

linked word: Miss

Tara: Not to be Miss Psycho-pep-squad, but I think we've got to stop obsessing about what we did, and start trying to make things better for Buffy
Anya: I'm with Miss Psycho-pep-squad.

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Linked word: what


Willow: I don't even know what I'm looking for. Plus I can't turn the page.
Giles: Well, alright, l-let's, let's, let's review. Um, so everybody became, uh, whatever they were masquerading as.
Willow: Right. Xander was a soldier and Buffy was an 18th-century girl.
Giles: A-and, uh, your, your costume?
Willow: I'm a ghost!
Giles: Yes. Um... w, uh, uh, uh, the ghost of what, exactly?

[Nue]

linked word: exactly

Willow: So then, you know, there Buffy is, middle of the night, and she finds
this whole nest of vamps, and she just goes... Presto--
Tara:Only it wouldn't be "presto" exactly...

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Linked word: goes

Giles: All that aside, I should think you'd be pleased to avoid the confrontation.
Anya: That's what I've been saying. I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!

[Nue]

linked word: want

Lydia: I... I don't want a sword thrown at me, but civilians... we're talking about children.
Buffy: I'm talking about two powerful witches and a thousand year old ex-demon.
Anya: Willow's a DEMON?

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Linked word: demon

Nun: What, what, what was that, he looked like a, a demon!
Buffy: Yeah, he did. Are you okay?
Nun: Yeah, I think so.
Buffy: So, um, a-about being a nun... you know, um, with the whole ... abjuring the company of men ... you know, how's that working for you? The... abjuring.
Nun: (confused) Um ... good.
Buffy: Yeah, do you, do you have to be like super-religious?
Nun: Well, uh...
Buffy: How's the food?

[Nue]

linked word: okay

Tara: You doing okay?
Willow:Besides terror about today and a general feeling of impending doom?
Swell.
Tara:Breakfast will make all things better.
Willow: Pancakes could go in bellies ...

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Linked word: besides

Buffy: So what's the scuttlebutt? Anybody besides Larry fit our werewolf profile?
Willow: There is one name that keeps getting spit out. Aggressive behavior, run-ins with authorities, about a screenful of violent incidents.
Buffy: Okay, most of those were not my fault. Somebody else started 'em. I was just standing up for myself.
Willow: They say it's a good idea to count to ten when you're angry.
Buffy: One... Two... Three...

[Nue]

linked word: good

Oz: I don't know. I already tried her usual haunts. But - I know the areas we're drawn to, and I'm pretty sure I can follow her scent.
Buffy:We'll try that, then.
Oz:Look. You should just know that-
Buffy: Oz. This might be a good time for your trademark stoicism.

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Linked word: her

Oz: (thinking) I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist.
Oz: Hmm...
(later)
Oz: (thinking) No one else exists either. Buffy is all of us. We think. Therefore, she is.

[Nue]

linked word: exist

Willow:You know what's weird?
Tara:Japanese commercials are weird.
Willow: Yes. And also... you know some of the stars we're looking at don't even exist anymore? In the time it takes for their light to get to us, they've
died, exploded, poof.

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Linked word: weird

Xander: I know it's weird...
Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer.

[Nue]

linked word: remember

Doc: Buffy, do you know where you are?
Buffy:Sunnydale...
Doc: No, Buffy None of that is real. None of it. You're in a mental institution. You're ill. You've been with us six years now, do you remember?

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Linked word: Sunnydale

Larry: This is our year, I'm telling you. Best football season ever. I'm so in shape, I'm a rock. It's all about egg whites. If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna rule!

[Nue]

linked word: death

Willow: She's right. I mean, you've seen one big, hairy death bringer of death - you've seen 'em all.

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Linked word: 'em

Anya:Well, maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home, and ... we can all have sex together, and ... you know, just slap 'em back together in the morning.

[Nue]

linked word: morning

Willow: When did morning happen?
Tara: After the moon went down.

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Linked word: moon

Willow: Full moon, but-but how? I mean you did it! How, how did you do it? Where did you go?
Oz: It's a long story.
Willow: Oh my god Oz! This is... I mean, it's wonderful for you.
Oz: I talked to Xander, and he said you didn't have a new guy.
Willow: No. No new... guy.

[Nue]

linked word: wonderful

Tara:It looks like gibberish.
Spike: Gibberish?
Willow: They're encrypted.
Giles: Oh, wonderful.

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linked word: encrypted

Wesley: Well, I'll get to work translating them.
Cordelia: Uh, guys? Might want to translate this first.
Wesley: It's encrypted.
Cordelia: What do you want to bet the rest of these are, too.
Angel: Great.

[Nue]

linked word: this

Glory: This is nice! Just hang out, just us girls. You like this sort of thing don't you? Don't make a sound. There, they won't help you, I'd kill them. You know that! There's no one here that can stop me. I'll kill her... and.. and them. I'll kill him and her and her, and it'll all be your fault! It's kinda funny isn't it? All these people here and no one who can do a thing. Not a person who can help you. But that's people for you. They're pretty worthless. But Keys on the other hand... Keys are worth a very lot.