The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[summer fairy]

On the right day you can, your not looking hard enough!

Why is it that there are some people who are so annoying, yet there are others that are just so great?

[Sapphire eyes]

Because the great people have the GREA Gene in their bodies which is light purple and flows along with the bloodcells to every part of their bodies making these people sad and do nice things all the time. The bad people have the NOT SO G Gene in their bodies this is a dark green cell which flows through the bloodstream and makes the person feel negative because it leaves them smelling of cheese so they are grumpy and annoying.

How come kittens seem to want to climb up really posh curtains?

[tazraven]

A: Because they think the best treats are at the top.

Q: Why does my dog bark at every random noise?

[Sapphire eyes]

Because your dog is insecure and wants to re-affirm that the area is his area and his alone, or perhaps he just thinks that the washing machine or the tweety bird outside will make rather unusual friends? Perhaps your dog has a fantasy about becoming scooby doo and is practising his bark in the hope to one day become the worlds best loved doggie- detective.

Why is a corset called a corset?

[umgaynow]

A: Because Jesus-Christ-this-thing-is-painfully-restrictive-and-my-internal-organs-are-moving-into-places-for-which-they-were-not-intended-pardon-me-while-I-faint-in-vain-hope-of-conforming-to-some-arbitrary-fascist-male-beauty-standard-and-what's-up-with-the-tiny-waist-thing-anyway-do-you-fantasize-about-boinking-a-wasp-or-what-you-sick-twisted-pervert-you! was far too long to fit on the label

Q: Is it possible for the temperature to be so low that when you step outside your door, your nipples rip right through the material of your shirt putting you in danger of being arrested for indecent exposure or is that just a paranoid fantasy effect initiated by a catalystic reaction related to the hairs in your nose freezing solid every time you take a breath?

[mangled_monkey]

A: Butter knives are far less sharp than razor nipples, no worries!

Q: Why is a petri dish so named?

[Sapphire eyes]

A. The Petri dish is named after a man who after needing the bathroom all day his name was Peter and he used the dish to pee in and it turns out there was a tree nearby hene the name.

Q. How come British people can not function without at least 40000 cups of tea a day?

[Auriam]

Cause if they don't they would be french !

Why people love being happy ?

[Sapphire eyes]

LOL

People love being happy because every night when Humans are asleep a butterfly with purple wings that has gold dust on its wings flutters into our bedrooms and sprinkles this magical dust on us. It is invisible by the morning but it absorbs into the skin and into our blood which makes us happy and glad to be happy.

Q: How come to text france from the U.K costs more to Text Australia even though France is like, right next door? lol

[Auriam]

Cause you have to pay the right to send the message !


Why do people always need to work hard ?

[Sapphire eyes]

People always need to work hard because otherwise a little demon will come at night and rip off their toenails! lol! eeek lol

Why do blondes seem to have more fun?

[umgaynow]

A: Actually it's just an optical illusion caused by refraction from the mirror's on their ceilings

Q: Is there anything in the world with a greater power to annoy than one's own mother and if so, why hasn't it been employed in warfare?

[littlewicca]

a: (mine is not lol) But that is because you dont choose them! the family came, you make friends but the family you have i because something at the niverse gave it to you, we dont know what is that but is like destiny


q: why unfair things not allways are unfairs at other people eyes? (if is not clear, why when you think something is unfair other people dont think the same)

[summer fairy]

A) Because some people are more sensitive than otheres, like if someone says something, and the other person takes offence, then maybe they have different views on what is unfair. Like my mum thought it was fair to make the girls in the family do all the cleaning and most the cooking, as she thought the boys should play computer games and do what they like. That to me is not fair but in her eyes it was because when she was younger that was how she was raised and she knew no better.

Why is it someone can scream in my face, hit me, be so very cruel and I don't cry, I can get over it reasonably quickly but when I see a sad advert about cruely treated animals/children or see a show where there has just been a new baby born and I'm streight for the tissues?

[littlewicca]

could it be you worry more about others than yourself?? But is that true who did that to you? I mean I have to kiss that person ass! The answer could be that if a get the questiong fine, what do you think? what you said is true, and i dont like thet thoug of bouy free girls to clean :( we are all the same, humans so..

why even if i am with people it feels like im lonely sometimes? being with friends and all that, it dont seems to be like that, feels different..

[summer fairy]

I agree with you, it was not fair what my mum did but its in the past and if I ever have children I won't do that do them.

Now to answer your question, I think maybe you feel even though you have people around you, you feel they don't understand you, or you feel like you lead a different life to what others around you do, i may be wrong but that is what I think.

Why is it I find it easier to chat to people on the net than I do when I am chatting to people who are around me?

[littlewicca]

yes you may be right.

Oh my got i have the ame questiong that you said!

Why is it I find it easier to chat to people on the net than I do when I am chatting to people who are around me?

Im not sure to be able to answer, I have to ask the same, so please some other person please help us and answer!

[umgaynow]

A: Because if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt on the ground when it leapt (this is supposed to be UNansweres, remember?)

Q: Why is it that when you get something wrong in school they correct it with a red pencil but if you get something wrong on a manuscript, they use a blue one?

[fun in dysfuntion]

Q: Why is it that when you get something wrong in school they correct it with a red pencil but if you get something wrong on a manuscript, they use a blue one?

A: The Bureau of Unintended Mental Screw-ups (BUMS for short) registers all errors ever made. It helps sort out school errors from professional ones in the grand database aptly named Oneriously Omnicient Pedantic Slips (or OOPS). Errors are secretly logged in by pen color ink in margins via roof satellite dishes, which most people erroneously believe pick up satellite television.

Q: What was the point of grad school?

[littlewicca]

Umm i dont know, why we started to play in that way summer? im confuced nowwwwww lol

[Auriam]

it's for telling people you are a very smart person !

Why water don't have any colour ?

[Sapphire eyes]

Water did have colour but then the colour had to get put into the eyes of babies by the Ocean Goddess.

Why is it that sand slips through your fingers?

[Boschi]

A: Sand/skin interactions are governed by the KY law of physics, which causes the coefficient of friction (static or otherwise) to drop to a number just north of zero.

Please note, however, that this rule holds true only when no skin surfaces come in contact with eachother. Placing an additional skin variable into the equation flips the coefficient. This reciprocal, just south of zero number, results in a friction value exceeding that of Rosie and Trump.

Q: What, exactly, is barometric pressure?

[db]

A: It is the metric equivalent of carbonation - but because it is metric and those metric-y brits are known for their taverns, it's the amount of pressure required to raise a head of foam on a beer.

Q: What does "putting your feelers out" mean?

[JustSkipIt]

A All humans are born with eleven total feelers. They help you to detect hot, cold, bad smells, and complete nonsense. When needed, you can decide to "put one [or more than one if necessary] out." They are completely flawless but ... they are finite. Once you have used them eleven times, you are out forever. Choose wisely.

Q. - I used to know a guy who when explaining how to alwys said "as far as goin" (for example. "That's the best way to tighten that screw. As far as goin. You don't want to over tighten it.") What does that mean?

[Boschi]

A: From The Boschinary Eighth Edition (2006), page 218.

"Goin" - n. slang 1) A conjunction of "gold" and "coin" indicating a prize of great value. 2) An ideal deserving of reward 3) An expression of supremacy or perfection.


Q: Whodunit?

[Sapphire eyes]

Q: Whodunit?
A = Slang for "Who done it" for people that talk too fast, and whose breath is exhaled in one sharp release so they have to say words all in one go.
Q = What are the most convincing stereotypes of the Royal family?

[umgaynow]

A: That they're really the best hand to draw when playing Strip Poker

Q: Is religious brainwashing a usual symptom of menopause?

[Boschi]

A: Only when the fish can see the canary clearly.

Q: What on earth is that???

[umgaynow]

A: I don't know but it's eating my pizza

Q: If I feed my basset hound a hot dog, does it count as cannibalism?