by meretricious » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:51 am
Ok, i know Cam's original post for this game admonishes against posting the entire song lyric, but i couldn't decide what to cut on ths one.
linked word = headlights
The Hall of Justice vestibule, in front of your pedestal
Mr. Ashcroft did commence with his weekly press conference
The attorney general boiled,
cause his photo ops were spoiled
By sight of statues’ lewd alabaster pulchritude
oh, oh, Minnie Lou
There was nothing we could do
the cops won’t let you drive about
With one of your headlights out
Now Grecian statues tend to be known
for taking liberties When it comes to togs and frocks
and yet the general was shocked
“Fix that statue” Ashcroft cried,
” It makes me look undignified
Some decorum is a must… By george, it’s dignity or bust”
oh, oh, Minnie Lou
There was nothing we could do
the cops won’t let you drive about
With one of your headlights out
He said “Our eyes should not absorb this statue’s pert alfresco orb
A little modesty is best, please someone cover up the breast!"
And so they got somebody sharp,
eight thousand dollars and a tarp
That someone found in the garage
to obfuscate the décolletage
oh, oh, Minnie Lou
There was nothing we could do
the cops won’t let you drive about
With one of your headlights out
Now photos show no marble globe perched behind ol’ John’s ear lobe
The message couldn’t be more clear… No milk of human kindness here
But art is ours for treasuring
so if it makes blood pressure sing
Cut back on the sodium and move the freakin’ podium
oh, oh, Minnie Lou
There was nothing we could do
the cops won’t let you drive about
With one of your headlights out
Minnie Lou by John Flynn[/b]
you toyed with my heart like it was a toy heart ~ lisa simpson