Things that make you go hmmm? The general humor thread.

[Tempest Duer]

Oh, wow. That is so cool.

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[xita]

That's funny and so is the store we it came from, found this there too

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI...4&tc=photo



oh and thanks for the link for the IQ, something is wrong with New Hampshire and New Mexico

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"Trust is a risk masquerading as a promise."

[Darcy]

Ran across this on netfunny.com and it almost made me spit juice on my screen, so I had to share:



A young woman walks into a doctor's office complaining about a rash on her chest. Upon examination, the doctor discovers the rash is in the shape of a 'Y'. The doctor asks the woman if she can think of anything which might explain it.



"Well," the woman replies, "it could be my boyfriend. You see, he goes to Yale and when we have sex he insists on wearing his letter sweater."



The doctor tells the woman to make her boyfriend take off the sweater before they have sex. Later that same day another woman comes in with a rash on her chest, this one in the shape of an 'H'.



When questioned, the woman explains that her boyfriend goes to Harvard and insists on wearing his letter sweater when they have sex. The doctor gives the second woman the same advice as the first and sends her on her way. Later yet another woman comes into the office with a rash in the shape of an 'M'.



Before the woman can explain, the doctor exclaims, "I bet your boyfriend goes to Michigan!"



A smile breaks across the woman's face as she exclaims, "No! My girlfriend goes to Wesleyan!"



pomeranz@swatsun.UUCP (Harold Pomeranz)

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I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin! - Willow in "Superstar"

[littlecrazy80]

*lil´c*

"Okay, we’re here, we’re queer, let’s kick this shit into gear," Five by Five (Taras Shadow)



SweetAmber

[Tempest Duer]

I love that joke. Makes me smile every time I read it.



Love the avatar, Lil C.

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[littlecrazy80]

@ Tempest Duer Thanks! Washi did a great job!



*lil´c*

"Okay, we’re here, we’re queer, let’s kick this shit into gear," Five by Five (Taras Shadow)



SweetAmber

[Tempest Duer]

That's Washi's work? Well that explains a lot.

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[mollyig]

I thought this cartoon was really funny.

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"Love is just like breathing when it's true" Indigo Girls

[Jennpurr]

That's very funny, Molly.







Jen

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Phoebe: Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting demons. ~ Charmed: Season 2, "P3 H20"
Quia ego cognosco cogitationes meas, quas ego cogito super vos, dicit Jehova, cogitationes pacis, et non in malum; ut dem vobis finem et expectationem. ~ Jeremiah 29:11

[oneyedchicklet]

I didn't know where else to put this but its cute and fun at the same time.



Click once to make the penguin jump and then again to swing the bat. Have fun and relieve stress.



meph.eu.org/



Love to All,

Barb

Now serving Bitter, party of one. Your table is ready.

[mollyig]

Oh the poor little penguins.



Have to admit, it is a good game though. If only it were a different animal.

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"Love is just like breathing when it's true" Indigo Girls

[Triscuit7]

Hey Kittens



This is the site with the most yeti and penquin games. And Molly, it's all good. If you have your sound on you can hear the penguin going "wheeeee".



www.yetisports.org/



Ciao, Melissa

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Do something totally irrational and let the enemy think himself to death. (Pyanfar Chanur)

Edited by: Triscuit7 at: 6/1/04 4:52 am

[mollyig]

Oh well, that's okay then. If that's how the penguin gets his kicks who am I to object!

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"Love is just like breathing when it's true" Indigo Girls

[cattwoman98111]

Chateau Blonde



T. G. I. F. vs S. H. I. T.



A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."



He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.



He again answered, "S-H-I-T."



The blonde was trying to keep it friendly,so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."



The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."



The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

"'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"



The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"









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licky! come play with me

[Warduke]

Great one Jenn

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Firefox: One Browser To Rule Them All.

[urnofosiris]

good one. I love the penguin game as well, it´s hypnotic.

[Tempest Duer]

I never thought of that... meh.

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[BFR from Paris]

I discovered this yesterday and wanted to share, sorry if it's been posted before:



French & Saunders clip download







ETA: thanks Melissa ( ) for the link to Yetisports, I only knew the baseball game but I see there are plenty more

Edited by: BFR from Paris at: 6/7/04 7:14 am

[xita]

BFR, thank you so much, that was funny! I love French and Saunders so much, I have all the DVDs available to us! I want to marry Jennifer! I love her rendition of I need a Hero on the Shrek 2 soundtrack!

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"Trust is a risk masquerading as a promise."

[BFR from Paris]

Xita, I can't wait to see Shrek 2, it opens on June 23rd over here! I just listened to the song, and OMG she has a great voice!!!!!! She didn't sound like that on Ab Fab when she was singing "walking down the road..."

[urnofosiris]

Oh I am going to download that French & Saunders clip right after this post. A friend of mine just mailed me this link, check it out. It may take a while to load and it runs for about 4 minutes or so, but it is definitely worth it. It´s some majorly sadistical Italian dude´s take on the Olympics:



brecht.edustria.com/joked...ympics.swf



Edited: Bummer, the F&S clip can´t be downloaded anymore, or at least not when I tried it.

Edited by: DrG at: 6/7/04 2:22 pm

[BFR from Paris]

DrG, that was excellent!



Poor little guy, especially the diver, and megaLOL @ the boxers!



Oh, and do you know this one?



ETA: another link to download the the French & Saunders clip

Edited by: BFR from Paris at: 6/10/04 3:28 am

[urnofosiris]

That is totally ridiculous



The diving board bit was my favourite as well

[Triscuit7]

That is the question. Thing is, it's suitable for this thread AND the commercial thread on Genuine Molded Plastic. But since I can't drink liquid while watching it without the liquid squirting out my nose (yeah, endearing image I know), I decided here is the best place. Mods please feel free to relocate.



All of these are funny, but the best is Milk Truck.



media.dsc.discovery.com/knowmore/



Ciao, Melissa

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Do something totally irrational and let the enemy think himself to death. (Pyanfar Chanur)

[Willowlicious]

I remember I posted this little song/video in chat months ago, but I can't recall if it ever got posted on the board. Anyway, I just found the link again while deleting some files, and it still cracks me up:



"The Sleepy Kitten Song"



www2.b3ta.com/sleepy-kittens/

[dekalog]

That was priceless.



I bet my cats sing that to me as I crawl out of bed and they stay nestled into the covers after eating.

[AmbeRocks]

www.siemprevida.com/abc.htm



i think i'll stick with mines..!



jen

There is such a variety of well-invented things that the earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing - Nietzsche

[Jennpurr]

B and C are sexy, but... the last two pictures!







Jen

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Phoebe: Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting demons. ~ Charmed: Season 2, "P3 H20"
Quia ego cognosco cogitationes meas, quas ego cogito super vos, dicit Jehova, cogitationes pacis, et non in malum; ut dem vobis finem et expectationem. ~ Jeremiah 29:11

Edited by: Jennpurr at: 6/10/04 8:07 pm

[Tempest Duer]

I'm inclined to agree with you there, Jen...

Saying that up is down will not make up, down.



~Gene Burns

[Jennpurr]

Hee... glad I'm not the only who thought that.



Thank you, sweetie!!



Jen

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Phoebe: Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting demons. ~ Charmed: Season 2, "P3 H20"
Quia ego cognosco cogitationes meas, quas ego cogito super vos, dicit Jehova, cogitationes pacis, et non in malum; ut dem vobis finem et expectationem. ~ Jeremiah 29:11