Seriously, I haven't seen him since high school, nor has he consciously crossed my mind in the last 28 years, but there we were gettin' hitched. It was strange, I don't remember the ceremony, but suddenly we were married. We hadn't kissed and we were barely holding hands walking on the sidewalk in front of my childhood home. I remember stopping to chat with my neighbor, who was also getting married and apologized for not attending the wedding. For some reason we needed to go to the grocery store and he suggested we walk so we could talk and get to know each other better. Basically catch up on the last 3 decades since hs. So, we left our stuff in the woods across the street, even though it was a high crime location. I knew this because I had apparently read it in the newspaper. Our 'stuff' consisted of some old fashioned hard case luggage and my camera equipment...in a plastic Walmart bag! Again I say,
He was really sweet though and looked almost the same as I remember him...nicely tanned, sandy brown hair and big green eyes with these incredibly pretty eyelashes. We ended up walking through the drive thru at Farm Store and getting milk, eggs and bread. Then we stopped by his house on the way back to get our 'stuff.' He told me about his ex-wife and some other stuff I don't remember. Then I woke up and made sure I was still in bed with my wife, lol. 

Seriously? lol I look over and sure enough...MORE FUCKING SPIDERS!!! Now I'm really starting to panic because I feel something on my foot. It's a spider, of course and I start jumping and kicking. That's when I woke up...kicking like crazy and pushing myself up the bed; sheets, blankets and pillows flying in all directions. My wife was like, "What the hell?!" Spider! Spider in the bed!! "There's no spider, you were dreaming." No! I'm telling you there's a Black Widow in the bed! "The only widow in this bed is gonna be me after I kill you for waking me up."

Here's where it gets weird..


). It was cold.
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