

When you meet this really cool woman who is totally your type (tall, athletic, kinda nerdy in a big brain sexy way) and you fantasize about her from afar (my librarian) and what little talking you do reveals a lot in common (same taste in books and she loves baseball and brings her dog to work even)...then she turns out to be straight and it just runs over the fantasies like an 18-wheeler running over a slow squirrel

When people ask for directions and walk off before listening to the answer, and when they end up coming back to ask again as the got lost how is it somehow my fault?

When people say something insulting, and then add 'no offence' afterwards
It takes talent Emms. I have actually perfected it. Ok, that didn't sound too geeky did it. *runs off to hide*Emms wrote:Folding fitted sheets....how the heck does that work anyway?
the Shoe wrote:And when they say "Can I ask you a quick question?" and then stand there, forcing me to agree...

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