Kitten Gathering - Las Vegas - Feb 2003

[Rane018]

a tissue... no...



hehe... just buy me a drink tomorrow. lol...

[Kieli]

RANE, you little tart! Selling yourself for a drink or two. I'm proud of you! You try talking to Nicky on the phone for a half an hour....next thing you know you're laughing your head off as much as she is! Gave me my exercise for the day, she did

Love is tricky. It is never mundane or daily. You can never get used to it. You have to walk with it, then let it walk with you. You can never balk. It moves you like the tide. It takes you out to sea then lays you on the beach again. Today's struggling pain is the foundation for a certain stride through the heavens. You can run from it but you can never say no. It includes everyone."--Amy Tan "The Hundred Secret Secret Senses"

[rduffy24]

Well, it’s been nearly 2 days since there was an update by any Vegas Kittens. I think we if we don’t hear something soon, we’re going to have to start making things up about what they are all doing! In the meantime, we have to wonder if they have all been arrested and not had enough bail money, or whether Linda has them all involved a massive dance competition, or if Nicky has prepared a massive game of spreadsheet Twister, which has them all so tangled up no-one can get to a pc to update.

[oneyedchicklet]

I'm picturing Nicky carrying a bright red flag on a stick and walking around Vegas and all the other kittens following her like the good tourists that they are. But I'm guessing that they found a free bar and have lost their way to the nearest PC. They're trying to follow the trail of spreadsheets back to their rooms.

I hope everyone is having a great time. Sorry I couldn't make it.



Love to All,

Barb

Its kind of a special feeling, when you're out on the sea alone. Staring at the full moon like a lover.-LRB

[Rane018]

I have a short, short version for now… xita's ho-ing around, ruth's talking crass, holley got stripped, alexis is taking pictures, rally brought handcuffs, a lil trevor made an appearance, nicky keeps mentioning sheep, kittens are wonderous lushes, gambling is addictive... etc, etc, etc...







just got home from vegas. going to take a nap. ciao

"We're forgetting about the troll.

Let's pay attention to the troll." Tara, Triangle



*never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence*

[Warduke]

Thanks Rane, sounds like you guys are having a great time, really wish I was there

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Mozilla : One Browser to Rule Them All.

[AlexisMQ]

Another mini update for you live from the crappy computer kiosk at the sahara!! We are all still alive, no one is in jail yet, drunk people are a lot of fun....



We will actually be heading out to the house of blues shortly!! A few of us just got back from Mystere... it was wonderful! Rane was here...now she isn't..Kieli, she was very tartful. You should be proud! (Rane - we miss you and Cynthia!)



No one has won a lot of money and no one has joined Circus Circus, so all in all, you can say things are going great!!



Yes, I have been taking pics and there are several that I might be able to post ! There have been several unique photo ops that I might not get to share though.... like the entire meet and greet!!



I am sure that you will get more posts in detail as people start to get home in a couple of days... but there is still the group dinner to go...



I will end this with a line that Holley said last night, "I went looking for Elvis and found Jesus instead!" - make of it what you will....



Now -the others are coming down and want to add a bit.



tiyodragon - Currently in her leathers

Iamyouknowyours - Hi!! I'm here and your not...hahaha (a sentiment we all share....)

They have tatoos and inebriation....damn,I can't spell!!!

xita- Celine Dion's brother was here....hehehehe

[BytrSuite]

Wow, excellent! Thanks Rane!



Okay, I know xita is a whore but Holley got stripped? Heh.



Sigh, alas. I expect FULL reports when you whores get back.





Edit:



Haha, no one is in jail? That's a pleasant surprise. Thanks Alexis!

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"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw."

Edited by: BytrSuite at: 2/15/03 10:32:39 pm

[fontaine13]

La Celine's brother? What will Brian say!

"You won't be lost, hurt,
tired and lonely, something beautiful will come your way" - Robbie Williams
(Something Beautiful - Escapology 2002)

[technopagan78]

First of all, how did Rane get back to the board before me? I did not know that Nissan's came with warp drive capability, hmmmm. And I thought I drove fast... (jeez from Vegas to an art opening to home in six hours or less).



Other tidbits which standout in my sleep deprived mind....



Word of warning, Mollyig and tiyodragon--pool sharks all the way--consider yourselves forewarned....(there are a few others as well, but I'm thinking these two are most dangerous)



When Rane plays ski-ball (not sure of spelling--think carnival game sort of like bowling, but with little wooden balls) duck and cover... And you don't even want to know what girlfriend did to lil' trevor



What MadeinNZ does not know about in tipping she more than makes up for in being able to herd kittens... (can someone elect her World President?) And after Friday night's pizza fiasco, Carrissa can be the World VP.



Finally, it wasn't so much stripped...at least not in the conventional sense of the word. Let's just say Alexis has some kitten pix of the XXX kind. And it wasn't Holley (or Xita) that was showing the skin...be sure to ask, and ask often, just don't ask me...



Okay, I'm going to go enjoy slipping into coma...

[Warduke]

Thanks Alexis and technopagan, looks like a lot of fun is being had by all



So Celine's twin brother was there...this makes me happy I'm in Canada



And what did Rane do to lil trevor?

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Mozilla : One Browser to Rule Them All.

[urnofosiris]

Xita, please tell me you took pics and asked for his autograph??

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Coffee, Food, Kisses and Gay Love........Get it while you are hot

[Kieli]

Will someone PLEASE tell Mollyig she owes me a phone call? I sent her MDs and am not sure she got them I expect lots of blackmail pics too...oh my Rane, my tart...she's done me proud.

Love is tricky. It is never mundane or daily. You can never get used to it. You have to walk with it, then let it walk with you. You can never balk. It moves you like the tide. It takes you out to sea then lays you on the beach again. Today's struggling pain is the foundation for a certain stride through the heavens. You can run from it but you can never say no. It includes everyone."--Amy Tan "The Hundred Secret Secret Senses"

[Rane018]

rane-y may have been a tart, tonibunkins, but all the play i got was with the lil trevor. lol....



i'll have a full report later. was only there for 24 hours but i got gossip, i got insider information and i got a first hand look at how crazy and fun and cool and nice and adorable and hot all the kittens are.



eta: cause i guess i'm still hung over and my spelling is horrible. and to wish tiredsoul a happy b-day and to tell all the kittens i miss em already!

Edited by: Rane018 at: 2/16/03 10:21:17 pm

[bowieinberlin]

Well, I hope y'all had/are having a good time. So did anybody get brave and hit the Texas Hold 'Em tables? Tell me somebody did... I bet Holley's secretly a card shark. And Xita's a card-counter. Or a something-or-other counter.

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"Being drunk on their plan, they lifted up the sun ... "

[rduffy24]

Is anyone else perplexed by the lack of reports we’re getting? After all the promises and tales of mobiles, laptops, cameras and videos being taken to Vegas, I was expecting a multi-media extravaganza! As it is, I guess we are just going to have to make it up ourselves.

Lets see – I bet Nicky has spent the entire time tipping young ladies extravagantly to show her their spreadsheets….



Unless, of course, they are really all in jail.

[xita]

I am sad to report that disco night landed me in jail. Big Bertha (aka Urn of Osiris) has let me use her cellular global modem to give you a report. Hopefully, relativegirl will be by soon to bail me out. I am not sure ruth is letting her out of the room. Their too busy at their all-you-can-eat buffet in their bedroom. Or so I hear from leatherqueen.



There is plenty of multi-media just not enough internet to get it up. Disco night gives us many pictures of tiyodragon freaking everyone, grinding her hips against _______ (insert kitten name here.)



I have yet to gamble, I live vicariously through alexis and holley, apparently they found each other's slots.



That's it for now, I have to go back to service Bertha, if I want any more internet time.

[tiyodragon]

Good morning kitties,



They have just slid the laptop to me thru the bars...



...not much time, I'm being called to service bertha.



We have many blackmail photos which will be posted throughout the course of the week, which may result in several divorces...



I shall post a full report upon my impending bailout. Bitches are taking their sweet time to get here!



tiyodragon

[AlexisMQ]

Well.... what can I say? They managed to land in jail after several days of drunken debauchery. I have been drafted to go and haul them all back to the hotel... however, Bertha has offered me a hundred bucks if I leave them until right before the dinner..... it is tempting... more gambling money.... hehehehe



So, for now, I will slide them back the laptop and go and gamble for a few more hours....hey! By then, xita may be only 30 proof.....

[Dumbsaint]

Not enough internet to get it up? Funny, Xita, you've certainly ever had that problem before.

Spank me, I'm Julia.

Edited by: Dumbsaint at: 2/16/03 2:04:03 pm

[MadeinNZ]

I knew I should have put together confidentiality agreements before this weekend.



I'm a bit too sleep deprived to say much at the moment. Internet access is limited so sorry for the lack on updates (really - its because we're having such fabulous time that we've forgotten about you all).



Final dinner tonight and then orgy, whoops, party in Xita's room. You know how we jokingly call Xita a whore all the time? Its so not a joke. She really is. A lap whore. Santa has nothing on her.

[fontaine13]

Nicky, remind me to have that talk with you about sheep and their limited appeal

"You won't be lost, hurt,
tired and lonely, something beautiful will come your way" - Robbie Williams
(Something Beautiful - Escapology 2002)

Edited by: fontaine13 at: 2/16/03 10:02:28 pm

[Caoilin]

I really don't have much to add to the recent reports. I'm really quite shy, you see, and really just stayed out of trouble. The fact that I was escorted to the airport is purely coincidental.



As others have noted, there was (and continues to be) much drunken debauchery, much of it caught on film, and occasional trips to "Xita's Love Grotto". Nicky learned some pole dancing tricks and Ruth touched a squishy thing (more than once).



All and all, a quite successful gathering.

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I'm the beast! - Nicky

[Rane018]

technopagan! the whole skeeball incident was NOT my fault! i was trying to win nicky a prize for goodness sakes. you know, i was in the moment and didn't see the little girl! at all. still dont understand how that happened.



and ten ten, as for a lil trevor there was a lil three by three maudmac and i grew quite attached to. she's got more incriminating photos though and nicky couldn't stop staring at the real one the night before i hear... there's worthy pictures of that trevor too.

Edited by: Rane018 at: 2/16/03 10:32:06 pm

[technopagan78]

Okay, okay, sweetie, I'm totally with you on that, and besides, I'm sure the kid has already forgotten about the entire incident, amnesia is kind of ironic that way. And you're right, everything that happened at Circus/Circus happened in the name of fondness, admiration and felony bribery of certain kittens extraordinaire.



And speaking of amnesia or repressed memory, hard to say which, I had already forgotten about Nicky's fascination with interpretive dancing at the Freezone.

[sparrow]

what the hell happened? we left the disco lounge early and xita gets thrown into jail. can leave you for a second, you get into all sorts of trouble. sorry we had to flee kittenville early sunday morn but we are on baby watch and got that important phone call so like bats out of hell we booked it home. had a great time with all of you and special shout outs go to ruth and relative, very cute you two and pleasure to hang with you and cause of ruth i will never be able to look at a corn of cob in the same way nicky you are the beast and i am your sheep you are the spreadsheet goddess and i worship the chilly bin you sit upon So happy to see you rane. xita, you know i love you, whore.

And yet, I just can't seem to care
What no hug

[urnofosiris]

Quote:

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we left the disco lounge early and xita gets thrown into jail

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Oh and here I was thinking that evil, insane, raging lesbian routine was all an act. Hum, you better behave yourself when we are in NY.

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Coffee, Food, Kisses and Gay Love........Get it while you are hot

[LeatherQueen]

Ok, not much time to post, but I just had to comment...

Quote:

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Caoilin said : "I'm really quite shy, you see, and really just stayed out of trouble"

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That is the BIGGEST lie of all lies told so far in this thread. The pictures will tell the truth once Alexis finally gets them downloaded.



Also, anything xita or tiyodragon or Nicky or anyone else says about me is a complete falsehood. Unless it's about licking and eating Triscuit. 'Cuz yeah... I did lick and eat one. But only one, I swear!



Anyway, it's back to work... but cheers to Trevor - the star of the meet and greet on Friday. Poor Trevor, who will never be the same again after what Holley did to him.

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"Just a chicken giving lip service, kittens like you make me nervous." - The Delilahs

Edited by: LeatherQueen at: 2/17/03 10:45:23 am

[drlloyd11]

Okay, was it good I wasnt there? or not or...

Edited by: drlloyd11 at: 2/17/03 11:09:42 am

[tiyodragon]

OK, first of all...Caoilin is NOT shy!!! She's tall, but not shy.



Second, one or two more kitten-meets, and we'll have Urn of Osiris wearing leather pants! (She absolutely refused to do the bikini bull riding)



Lastly, whatever they say about my dancing is a lie. Okay, maybe not an outright lie, but they've probably stretched the truth a good bit...okay well....they can't PROVE any of it!!!!



Strolls with a purpose,



Linda

"Wiggly is good." Xita - Vegas 2003