It's a Drunken Weekend, MKF! 3.6-7.2004

[xita]

ah drinking, how i remember you...

but hey i had a beer on friday so I started the weekend early.

Many would be surprised to learn, that I am now a cheap date and get tipsy on one drink.

[bytrsuite]

I can vouch for that. She got tipsy after half a beer! Good times.

[xita]

It's like a quick fast buzz... nice.

As opposed to the... stumbling slurring.. well maybe there's still some of that.

[bytrsuite]

No stumbling, but you could just tell that the alcohol started affecting your system right away. It was pretty amusing.

Cheap dates

[xita]

Kathy you want to date me?
you know i am seeing someone.. gosh

[bytrsuite]

Man, I think your gf would kick my ass.

One date wouldn't hurt though, you know. I'll buy you both a beer. We could be swingers!

[xita]

swing from noose around my neck lol

I know you chicago girls were sluts!

[bytrsuite]

Boo, you whore! Yes, I'm a huge slut.

[xita]

Oh kathy, i believed in your innocence for years! years!

[tarawhipped]

Do I need to report you two for being off topic?

Oh crap, now I'm being off topic.

[bytrsuite]

I know. I keep my slutty side well-hidden, apparently. I'll invite you and your gf to my next make-out party. Fun will be had by all, especially if I give you half a beer.

[xita]

Do I need to report you two for being off topic?

Oh crap, now I'm being off topic.

Perhaps the old traditions have been forgotten, but daily threads were always the offtopic threads

[tarawhipped]

Perhaps the old traditions have been forgotten, but daily threads were always the offtopic threads

Ah, the olden days of yore. See, that's when I was drinking, so I must have missed that part.

Besides, who the hell would I report you too? You?

-Cam

[xita]

It's kinda fun when I punish myself!!

Ahhh and kathy, make out parties? really... i haven't had those since.. well I think that's what it was when we played spin the bottle.

[bytrsuite]

Oh, um, I meant orgies. But you have to start with make-out parties to weed out all the bad kissers.

[xita]

no bad kissers at the orgy, that's tacky!

[urnofosiris]

Spammers.

[bytrsuite]

You're just jealous cause you don't have what we have!

[urnofosiris]

What? The crabs? A bucket full of puke?

[bytrsuite]

The crabs? What? I'm pretty sure the bucket full of puke got dumped out in NY.

You're just jealous cause you weren't here to join in.

[urnofosiris]

Pffff, you could not pay me enough to join you lot.

[bytrsuite]

Ha, I could so. You can be bought. xita told me so.

[urnofosiris]

That would only work if you have you know, MONEY, but you probably spent it all buying xita her one beer. I did not know they made glasses the size of Texas.

A buzz from half a beer, as if.

[bytrsuite]

Haha, no really, she's a changed woman. She's a lightweight now.

[maudmac]

God, y'all, get a room for your orgy, okay?

Kathy, I know what you're doing. You're trying to catch up to my awesome, extremely impressive post count. Pathetic.

Speaking of drinking, I was just out the other evening with some old friends from work and I had two Guinnesses. It took me like five hours to drink them, so I never got buzzy. But I do like buzziness much more than drunkenness. Stumbling around puking everywhere just isn't fun. Buzzy, though, is deeply lovely.

[cattwoman]

I got room for the orgy! It has been years since I have had a make-out party, gosh, I mean-orgy!

I will vouch for xita being a lightweight. I only had to buy her one drink last time 'round before she was all, "I love you man!"

Xita, as for Chicago girls being sluts...you just now realized it?

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Licky, help me work on this slut reputation!

[xita]

haha, jen, did you build yourself a special room since we visited those special stores?

And yes, you know very well chicago girls are easy!!

[bytrsuite]

Yes, Holley, you finally caught on to my evil plan.

I am transparent, like the wind!

[xita]

you're not that thin kathy! geez

[cattwoman]

Special stores xita? I know not of what you speak.

Of course I built a dung-extra room for my parties, I am a street walker!

Keep in mind, Chicago girls are as easy as lets say, LA girls, or Vegas ones for that matter.


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Licky, oh (((LICKY)))