The wise words thread

[Willowtree252]

Be careful what you ask for you just might get it.

[umgaynow]

you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose...but you can't pick your family

[gorn]

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose ... but you can't pick your friend's nose.

[Boschi]

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

umm, yeah. Wise.

[umgaynow]

In the final analysis, The Beatles were right...love is all you need...and a little luck...oh and some cash makes things easier too...but the love really is the main thing

[whatmakesyouhappy]

Friends help you move,good friends help you move the body!

[Willowtree252]

Use protection.

[Kessari]

Take good care of your health. It's the only one you have got!!!!!

[Dorothy]

do not invite the charming pale guy in at night

[Paint the Sky]

If you click the send button, be prepared to deal with the consequences

[littlewicca]

whenever

[Kessari]

You just have to find the person, who loves you for who you are. No matter what...

[twink]

never play leap-frog w/ an unicorn

[cammy]

forgivness is divine but dont pay full price for late pizza

[thiswomanswork]

If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.

[thiswomanswork]

sorry to double-post, but I just had to post this one. Very appropriate for me right now.

"You think you're the only person to ever get overwhelmed by life? We all feel like that. Everybody else seems to be smiling and happy and in control and you look in the mirror and see the failure of the century. It's the ten thousand all at once."

"Huh?"

"Old quote.... When faced with ten thousand opponents, fight one at a time. First one, then the second, the third, and so on until you get through 'em. Don't try to fight 'em all at once, you'll be defeated by the odds before you start. One at a time makes it a lot easier."

[LesbianJedi87]

"You think you're the only person to ever get overwhelmed by life? We all feel like that. Everybody else seems to be smiling and happy and in control and you look in the mirror and see the failure of the century. It's the ten thousand all at once."

amazing quote. *sigh*

[Willowtree252]

So long farewell, auf weidersehen good-bye

I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

So long farewell, auf weidersehen adieu

Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you

So long farewell, au revior auf weidersehen

[JujuDeRoussie]

This is a quote from a short story I read recently, it is called "The Voyage" and was written by Katherine Mansfield. (I keep the caps like it is in the text)


[center]"Lost! One Golden Hour
Set with Sixty Diamond Minutes
No Reward is Offered
For It Is Gone FOR EVER"[/center]

I thought it was wise.

[gabbles]

"Whenever you've tripped, haven't you always gotten back up?"

[gorn]

Go out and download yourself a free copy of Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware. A jewel of a program. I've had some odd things happening lately - Yahoo and The Kittenboard not remembering me, for instance, and having to re-log in each time I stopped by - and then I had a pm crash on me twice in a row each time I pressed "submit." My spidey-sense now tingling, I ran Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware and sure enough, it found EIGHT nasties that somehow found their way through McAfee.

You would be wise to listen to my wise words - the program is free and it works like a champ.

[dlline]

Go out and download yourself a free copy of Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware.

gorn...buddy...thank you so much for that. My Yahoo! and KB were squirrely as well, so I jumped on your advice, ran the scan, and found 12 nasties (including 2 Trojans, which always makes me laugh because apparently I have the sensibilities of a 13-year-old-boy). Whatever.

My happy hard drive thanks you.

Diane

[gorn]

It's a good program, isn't it? I have yet to encounter a nasty it can't handle.

Wisdom is meant to be shared.

[Dorothy]

If you hear the ringing... find the bell before you get all miss(ter)knowledge-(wo)man about it!

(especially if you are running a country and making desicions about weaker peoples lives)

[Paint the Sky]

Never volunteer!

[LesbianJedi87]

"Leave the barking to the ocean!"-SKQ

"At the core you know, you just love someone."

[Dorothy]

"Any person—grown-up, shrink... Pope—any person who claims to be totally sane is either lying or not very bright."

[thiswomanswork]

"Why don't you think of it this way? It's a long vacation."

"Long vacation?"

"There's no reason to rush. There are times when no matter what you do, it doesn't work out. No matter what you do, it's no good. At times like that, it may sound strange but.... Why don't you think of it as a vacation from God? Don't force yourself. Don't rush. Don't try harder. Just let everything take its natural course."

"Then?"

"Things will improve."

"Really?"

"Probably."

[Dorothy]

Does your roommate have really loud, obnoxious sex when you are sleeping three feet away from them? Have a week-long orgy of unspeakable sexual acts with totally random dirty people you find on the street. They will be so grossed out that they'll never want to have sex again. Problem solved.

[umgaynow]

If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass when it jumped