New Game: the Buffyverse Quotes Chain

[Sandman78]

linked word : secret

Dawn: Xander, drive faster!
Xander: I can't.
Dawn: I could drive faster, and I can't drive.
Anya: She's right. You're like a snail, a snail who's driving a car very slowly. Come on, give it the lead foot. We gotta help Buffy with that demon you sent after her.
Xander: I did not send the demon. I was possessed. The demon used me to eavesdrop on our conversation.
Anya: Great, so now what? We have to talk in some sort of anti-demon secret code?
Xander: Ood-gay idea-yay An-yay.

[WiccansIllusion]

" I'm evil, skanky and I think I'm kinda gay."

[DaddyCatALSO]

W: "what's his number? Oh, yeah one-eight hundred-I'm-dating-a-skanky-'ho."

B: "Willow. Meow."

[riotgrrrljaz]

linked word: Willow


Xander: Spike's sexbot.. Why didn't they melt this thing into scrap?
Anya: Maybe Willow wanted it.
Xander: I don't think Willow feels that way about Buffy... I mean she's gone through a lot of changes, but --
Anya: To study it.
Xander: Right. Robotics. Science.

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Linked word: science

Xander: I don't feel that boring covers it.
Buffy: No, boring falls short.
Willow: Even I was bored. And I'm a science nerd.
Buffy: Don't say that.
Willow: I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?

[Star Catcher]

Linked word: Bored


VampWill: Bored now.

[riotgrrrljaz]

linked word: now


Giles: I'm sorry.
Willow: Me too.
Giles: You two don't quarrel much, do you?
Willow: Never. 'Til today.
Giles: Well, it's over now.
Willow: Over? How can it be over? I just found her!
Giles: The quarrel is over.
Willow: Oh. Yeah.

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Linked word: over

Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it.

[riotgrrrljaz]

linked word: men

Anya: Sorry. I needed to...um, you know... I couldn't stay here. Not after everything that happened.
Tara: No! No, we totally understand.
Willow: But you're back now. Right?
Anya: It's... complicated. You know, there's a lot to deal with.
Willow: Well, if there's anything we can do, just let us --
Anya: Actually, there's an eensy something I could use a little help with. You're lesbians, so the hating of men will come in handy. Let's talk about Xander.

[lilcheesenip]

Linked word: Lesbians

Anya: God, what kind of lesbians are you?! If you love men so much, go love men!

[Nue]

Linked Word: men

Buffy: But what else could I expect from a bunch of low rent, no account
hoodlums like you -- hoodlums! Yes. I mean you and your friends, your
whole sex, throw 'em all in the sea for all I care, throw 'em in and wait
for the bubbles. Men, with your groping and spitting, all groin no
brain three billion of ya passin' around the same worn out urge. Men.
With your… sales.

[riotgrrrljaz]

linked word: same


Willow: I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Oh. So...
Willow: Darkness. Been there.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Yeah. Well, I never flayed. I had a woman chained in a closet.
Willow: Oh, well hey!
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: No, it doesn't compare.
Willow: No, dark. That's dark. You've been to a place.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You seem exactly the same as when I left. No other major changes I'm not up on?
Willow: Just little things. So, uh, Fred. What's her story?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Linked word: dark

Tara: You thought Dracula was sexy??Willow: Oh! No. He — He was... yuck.?Anya: Right, except for the whole tall, dark, and handsome thing. Yuck-o.

[riotgrrrljaz]

linked word: thought

Willow: We are all clear on the fact that Harmony's a vampire, right?
Cordelia: Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire! That's why she-- Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. All this time I thought she'd become a great big lesbo...Oh, really?... Hey, that's... great. Good for you. That's, yeah... It's good.
Willow: Thanks for the affirmation, Cordelia.

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Linked word: Harmony

Buffy: Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad, you suck.

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: cheerleader


Giles: Uh, let me make sure I have this right. This witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells so that she can become a cheerleader?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Linked word: horrible

Willow: What would somebody want with Master bones??Xander: A trophy, a horrible conversation piece...

[Nue]

Linked word: Master

Vamp!Will: But the Master said I could play.

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: play


Harmony: Don't you wanna come in and ... tire me out?
Spike: Harm ... really not in the mood right now.
Harmony: (annoyed) You're never in the mood! We could do something different tonight.
Spike: Like what, you stop yammering for two seconds?
Harmony: Well, we could ... I don't know ... maybe play a game?
(Cut to: Harmony jumping out of the shadows, wearing Buffy's blue sweater and a pair of tight brown leather pants, holding a stake. She stalks dramatically around the crypt.)
Harmony: Oh, I'm gonna stake you! I'm coming after you, you bad, evil vampire, and I'm gonna slay you! I'm sneaking up, and I'm going to stake you so much with my slaying powers that I have because I'm the chosen-
(Spike grabs her around the waist, growling, pulling her to the ground.)
Harmony: Oh, Spike!

[Nue]

linked world: Vampire

Willow: It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I mean, I'm so evil, and skanky, and I think I'm kind of gay.

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: gay


Xander: You really dated him?
Anya: Yes.
Xander: But you like me better.
Anya: Yes. Willow likes you too, but not in a sexy way 'cuz she's gay, and she won't break us up so it's all okay.

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Linked word: better

TARA: Well, you should be safe. Nobody knows you're here. I mean . . . they don't even know I exist, right? I know all about them, but . . .

WILLOW: Hey.

TARA: I mean, I mean, th-that's totally cool. I mean, it-it's good. It's . . . it's better.

WILLOW: Tara, it's not like I don't want my friends to know you. It's just . . . well, Buffy's like my best friend, and she's really special. And . . there's this whole bunch of us, and-and we sort of have this group thing that revolves around the slaying, and-and I-I really want you to meet them. But I-I just kinda like having something that's just, you know . . . mine.

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: mean


Tara: You have to be with the person you love.
Willow: I am.
Tara: You mean...?
Willow: I mean. Okay?
Tara: Oh, yes.
Willow: I feel horrible about everything I put you through. And I'm going to make it up to you. Starting right now.
Tara: Right now?

[Nue]

linked word: now

Tara: There's just so much to work through. Trust has to build again, on both sides...you have to learn if... if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other's lives, it's a long and important process and ... can we just skip it? Can you... can you just be kissing me now?

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: work


Willow: Maybe I'll change my look! Or cut class. You don't know.(holds up her banana defiantly) And I'm eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned! (strides off)
Buffy: (goes after her) Will, wait. I'm really sorry...
Willow: (interrupts, chiding gently) Buff, I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you come with me.
Buffy: Oh.

[Nue]

linked word: class

Willow:It wasn't anything, really; Buffy was just being kinda crabby at Dawn about her schoolwork.
Tara:Well, it's understandable...
Willow: Sure it is! I'd totally be blowing off classes if I was in Dawnie's shoes.
Tara: Sweetie, you wouldn't blow off class if your head was on fire. And I meant Buffy.

[riotgrrrljaz]

linked word: really

Willow: Well, who wants to be cooped up on a day like this? The sun is shining, there's songs going on... ...those guys are checking you out.
Tara: What? Wh-What are they looking at?
Willow: The hotness of you, doofus.
Tara: Those boys really thought I was hot?
Willow: Entirely.
Tara: Oh my god. I'm cured! I want the boys!
Willow: Do I have to fight to keep you? 'Cause I'm not large with the butch.

[Nue]

linked world: out

Willow: Don't worry - we're sure to spot her first. Faith's like some big cleavage-y slutbomb walking around all… "Check me out, I'm wicked cool, I'm five-by-five."

[W&T]

Linked word I'm

Spike: There's no demon in there. That's just a family legend, am I right? Just a bit of spin to keep the ladies in line. Oh, you're a piece of work. I like you.
Tara: I'm not a demon.
Willow: You're not a demon.
Tara: He hurt my nose.
Willow: Aw.
Spike: Yeah, you're welcome.

[Nue]

linked word: demon

Buffy: I'm not sure about releasing this thing into the wild, Will. It is a Demon.