The sentence game thread.

[umgaynow]

went to find a lovely lady to lick it off

[Willow Watcher]

In my search I found a chicken...

[Sapphire eyes]

on a plate that was being eaten by Aly...

[umgaynow]

personally I would have eaten the chicken not the plate,

[Sapphire eyes]

But there was no chicken left and Aly

[umgaynow]

didn't offer herself up for snackin'

[Sapphire eyes]

Which is a shame because of the

[sweet satin lover]

family being out of the house for once!

[umgaynow]

If only they would stay out, at least for the weekend

[sweet satin lover]

Then I could make wild passionate monkey love with

[umgaynow]

well, hopefully someone who doesn't happen to be a monkey

[Miss Elly]

But someone who is....

[sweet satin lover]

funny and sweet and makes me laugh.

[Yours]

All I need to do now is to find them and...

[umgaynow]

make sure no one warns the tadpoles

[sweet satin lover]

That the pond is covered with ink black....

[Yours]

Goop, that feels like jelly if you touch it

[sweet satin lover]

But If you eat it you choak and

[Yours]

could quite possibly die.

[umgaynow]

Every time I look into her eyes I feel that way

[Yours]

seeing the love and comfort that is there sometimes

[sweet satin lover]

Well it was but then we

[umgaynow]

went Christmas shopping and that was the end of that.

[Yours]

Holding her hand walking down the busy street

[sweet satin lover]

eating a mince pie with the other hand as

[Yours]

i tripped over and the mince pie

[umgaynow]

ran off alone muttering something about doilies

[sweet satin lover]

The cat who didn't want me to sleep scratched my eye,

[SJ]

then switched on the tv and began watching a tv programme about

[sweet satin lover]

Miss Kitty fantastico and the cat fell in love with her and