Hehehe..........that would be me! So
totally not my fault...........no, really! In this suppermarket with my mate, getting some food and some alcohol (of course!) for the night, pushing around my little trolley, having fun, you know........when my lovely-stupid-ass-of-a-friend tells me here legs are hurting which is shortly followed by her jumping onto the front of it giving me no time
at all to try and steer the bloody thing! Obviously this leads to problems. I quickly lose control of the trolley but for some reason hold on

whilst my friend.......

.......stays on the front of the trolley, even more

...........anyhow, next thing i know, i've got way more
fingers than i know what to do with em'! Obviously we're in bits.........on the floor......with the trolley........and a whole load of chocolate fingers.......cos you know, i'm gay........hillarity insues.........and we're asked kindly to leave the store! Hehehe..........they found the funny side though after a bit and let us back in..........especially when they realised we both worked there! It's all fun and games!
TPBM likes really strange and weird combinations on their sandwiches.
I
LOVE peanut butter and tomato sauce..........yummy!