Kitty Piccies

[Shinnen]

Ohkay... I found this very amusing. It's not by me... but I extracted the part I wanted to show everyone. A singing kitten.



www.geocities.com/divine_right/kittysing.swf



Copy and paste the link

CheerZ

Shinnen





Who cares how tall your lover is ... height doesn't matter in bed...



For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.

Edited by: Shinnen at: 4/7/03 6:20:16 am

[oneyedchicklet]

Very cute Shinnen.

With 4 cats in my apartment, I hear something similar to that in surround sound when its breakfast or dinner time. Especially if the food isn't in their bowls on time. But mine sound more like Ethel Merman on helium.



Love to all,

Barb

I'd sacrifice all those nights if I could make the earth and my dreams the same. The only difference is to let love replace all our hate. So lets go there, lets make our escape.

[sprhrgrl]

Heh, I went there and my kitten - who's petrified of me and won't come near me for the world - crept over here to see what all the ruckus was.

sprhrgrl.com

counting*stars

racism=sexism=homophobia

The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off. – Gloria Steinem

[StrawberryTrix]

awwwww thats cute



Straw

"My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business"~Kelly Osbourne

[Shinnen]

Here's a photo from this malaysian radio station site... someone submitted their kittens' photos and i just... couldn't resist posting this for everyone here to see.







ETA:- I couldn't help but notice the cute resemblance with this W/T pic

Edited by: DrG at: 4/7/03 8:18:38 am

[La]

that is absolutely the cutest kitten picture i've ever seen in my entire life. what cuties!!

~La



What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

The drunk will drive through a stop sign while the stoner will wait for it to turn green.

[AmberEyedDragon]

I had to post this up here, this is the most adorible kitten-centric thing I'e come across...Awwww



not counting all the cute kitties around here that is

~Sara"When I'm weak I draw strength from you / And when you're lost I know how to change your mood / And when I'm down you breathe life over me / Even though we're miles apart we are each other's destiny"

[Jennpurr]

Look out because I'm coming for you!



Don't make me come over there!



How cute! There's just too much cuteness. Makes my heart flutter!



Look! Polydactal kittens! Which basically means, extra toes.



Hey! Don't forget me! Would it help to pray? Cause if I stay in here, you might mess up my fur!



What am I supposed to do with this? Go away! You're bothering me!



"You love me? You really love me?"



Jen

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Edited by: Jennpurr at: 4/7/03 12:53:15 pm

[Blackwidow2]

There's some really gorgeous kittens over atRatemykitten.com



CoCo is my favourite and is my desktop wallpaper at the moment. he just looks so innocent and adorable!

[voxanglsm]

Kitties! Those are the cutest pictures ever! Like, all of them. Now I miss my kitty, but awwww, so cute! I wuv the little kitties.

"You furnish your parts toward eternity,

Great or small, you furnish your parts toward the soul." -Whitman

[Minn]

hehe here are some really cute pics of my kittens although they are all grown up now. and another cute song is the viking kittens song but its now been replaced with a very cute viking kittens sing gay bar

I think the first viking kittens song was better but I can't find it so here is the new one



Minn

[girlofp]

this thread makes me miss my kitten so much!! i hate being at college!! i don't get to see my gf or my cat.. maybe i will drive the few hours home tonight to see them... i don't have class tomorrow till 2pm..

to p: "I'm only here tonight because of you. You are the reason I am. You are all my reasons. Thank You." A Beautiful Mind

[BBOvenGuy]

Here's my kitten with the Kitten:







Well, actually she's not exactly a kitten any more. She'll be 15 this summer.

"The first task of anyone, lest you get canceled, is to entertain people, because they ain't there for message." - Dick Wolf

[theWTspell]

bbovenguy,



that's such a cute picture: a kitten with the kittens! and she's a cute one at that... really cute.. what kind of cat is she? 15 years is a loooong time.. i just got my kitty 2 months ago and now i'm trying to imagine him in 15 years... yikes.. :-)



girlofp,

i hope you get to see your girlfriend and your cat! that's a bummer that neither of them live with you. :(





all these cute kitty photos are making me want to upload mine.. i'm gonna have to hunt down a scanner in the morning. :)





-stacy



ps. i'm suprised we hadn't started this thread earlier... i'm sure many of the Kittens have kittens of their own. :)

Edited by: theWTspell at: 4/8/03 8:22:41 pm

[jixer]

Hello Kittens-



Thank you for all the kitty pics! I'm without a cat for the foreseeable future thanks to the Simon Lagree managed apartments I'm in, so this helps. The picture Shinnen found is on my desktop for when I need a shot of cute in my day. I find myself wondering if BBOvenGuy or any other Kitten knows if any laptops are lapcat fur proof?



Thanks everyone,



Jixer

[skittles]

nope. laptops are not kitten fur-proof... this laptop has enough shedded hair/fur to keep a dozen cats warm in the snow!!!



Well, not really, but I have invested in a few cans of pressurized air & lint rollers to get the fur that decides to retreat from the keyboard... and yes, a lint roller to roll lightly over the keys to pick up the fur that retreats from my fingers!!



To keep the keys from deliberately collecting the fur, you'd have to get a presspad keyboard. Not as nice to type on, but it would keep the fur from between & under the keys.



There are keyboard covers for regular keyboards that prevent stuff from getting in the keyboard, but they make it more difficult to type. Just check an office or computer supply house for details.

skittles



"Before I built a wall I'd ask to know

What I was walling in or walling out,

And to whom I was like to give offense." - Robert Frost, Mending Wall

[Shinnen]

here's a weird one... but cute...

CheerZ

Shinnen



Who cares how tall your lover is ... height doesn't matter in bed



For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it

Edited by: Shinnen at: 4/10/03 6:37:42 pm

[Jennpurr]

Awww... how cute is that? That's so sweet! Even if they are blue. They're rainbow kittens.



Jen

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[urnofosiris]

You know, we had a thread like this when the Kitten Board was on Novogate. It was filled with all these impossibly cute kittens. Oh they look so sweet and adorable when they are young or asleep, but I have a story to tell you. It is based on fact and I am sure those of you who actually have a cat will recognize themselves and their furry friends in this tale of woe. I typed this up back then to warn those unsuspecting readers to not be fooled by outward appearances of cuteness. I just came across my post somewhere in the deep dark recesses of the internet, and because it took me forever to type up and because many new innocent people have joined this board I am reposting it now. Please remove any small children from the room to make sure they are not exposed to this. The following post may contain graphic and upsetting imagery. You have been warned.















How to give a cat a pill in 9 easy steps





Step 1: Hold the cat in your left arm, like you are holding a baby. Put your right thumb and middle finger on both sides of it's little mouth and exert some light pressure until the cat opens it's mouth. Gently insert the pill and let the cat close it's mouth.



Step 2: Pick the pill up from the floor and carefully remove the cat from behind the couch.

Pick the cat back up in your left arm and repeat step 1.



Step 3: Remove the cat from the bedroom and toss the moist pill away.

Take a new pill out of the package and hold the cat again in your left arm and hold it legs with your left hand. Force open it's jaws and insert the pill into the back of it's mouth. Close it's mouth and count to 10.



Step 4: Fish the pill out of the goldfish bowl and remove the cat from the hat rack and call your lover from the garden.

Kneel on the floor and tightly hold the cat between your knees. Ignore the cat's growls. Ask your lover to hold the cat's head and to insert a wooden ruler into it's mouth. Slide the pill into it's mouth via the wooden ruler, close it's mouth and stroke the cat's throat.



Step 5: Remove the cat from the curtains. Get a new pill. Make a note to buy a new wooden ruler and that you have to fix the curtains.

Wrap the cat in a large towel. Put the pill into the end of a straw. Ask your lover to take the cat into a deathgrip so that only it's head pokes out from behind her/his elbow. Use a pencil to pry open the cat's mouth and blow the pill into into the cat's esophagus.



Step 6: Read the label to make sure the pill is harmless to humans. Drink a glass of water to get the filthy taste of the pill out of your mouth. Dress the wound on your lover's arm and remove the blood from the carpet with cold water and soap.

Remove the cat from the neighbour's garden shed. Get another pill. Lock the cat in the closet and pin the cat's neck between the door and the frame so only it's head is sticking out. Force open the cat's mouth with a dinner spoon. Shoot the pill into the cat's throat using a rubber band.



Step 7: Get a screwdriver from the garage and reattach the hinges from the closet door. Put cold compresses on your face and check the date to your last tetanus injection. Throw away your blood splattered shirt and get a clean shirt from your bedroom.



Have the fire department remove the cat from the tree across the street. Apologize to the neighbours for the fact that the cat startled them into crashing their brand new car into their garden fence.



Tie the cat's front and back legs together with some fishing string. Tie the ends of the string to the dinner table. Put on sturdy garden gloves and use a crow bar to open the cat's mouth. Insert the pill followed by a large piece of steak. Flush the cat's mouth with a gallon of water to wash the pill down.



Step 8: Have your lover take you to the ER. Sit still while the doctor sutures your wounds and removes the pill from your right eye. On the way back stop at a furniture store to order a new dinner table.



DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE A CAT LOVER!!!



IF YOU DO READ FURTHER WHILE BEING A CAT LOVER DO NOT BLAME ME.



YOU ASKED FOR IT.































Step 9: Shoot the cat and buy a horse!

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Coffee, Food, Kisses and Gay Love........Get it while you are hot

Edited by: DrG at: 5/1/03 3:22:10 pm

[Puff]

ROFLMAO That was brilliant and I have done several of those with a cat or a dog at some time in my life.



Oh and Garfield horses are just as hard to get pills down if they won't eat them in their food. Just with no claws. Of course the hooves make up for it

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Cheese. It's milk that you chew.

[Shinnen]

heh heh... that's just hilarious. I'd suggest the best kinda pet... FISH. You don't have to force pills down their throat. Just drop meds in the water and let their respiratory system do the job

CheerZ

Shinnen



Who cares how tall your lover is ... height doesn't matter in bed



For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it

[LokiPromise]

OMG these pics are so cute.

BB:Hello Xander...and Anya, how is your money?!

A:Fine!Thank you for asking!

[Nix42]

I'm sorry, but someone who knows me too well emailed this one to me, so I thought I should share it



Kitten hold up

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

[urnofosiris]

Oh man, that is just too irresistible. Damn, someone should invent kitties that don't grow into big mean fat lazy cats.

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Coffee, Food, Kisses and Gay Love........Get it while you are hot

[xita]

Speaking of lazy cats!



thanks to amy for the links It's one of my favorites!



b3ta.com/sleepy-kittens/

[urnofosiris]

That is just perfect. I am just waking up now after 5 or so hours of sleep and it does not feel good. I can really envy cats sometimes. Like now. They can sleep so well. They are really really good at it. If they own a nice human they will get their food, they don't have to work, they don't have to pay the bills. They can just lie there and sleep until they decide they want to eat or be petted.

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Coffee, Food, Kisses and Gay Love........Get it while you are hot

[WebWarlock]

Ok.



I don't have any cats, in fact I am deathly allergic to them. But I saw these on the net (a student pointed them out to me) and they cracked me up.



Prozac Kitty

Lone Gunman

Working Cat

Psycho Kitten

Scaredy cat

Pop tart

Sleepy



Ok, that's enough.



Warlock

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[urnofosiris]

Prozac kitty cracked me up

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford Clinic.

--Patsy Stone

[Tempest Duer]

I loved the kitten in the poptarts box!

I believe in the madness called "now."

[maudmac]

YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED







Oh, God, I can't breathe.



YOU MAKE KITTY SCARED



I'm well-acquainted with that particular look in my cats. Indeed, they are also well-acquainted with the YOU MAKE MOMMY SCARED look.

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i got a dance ain't got no steps  /  i'm gonna let the music move me around