Kitten Army: Now Recruiting

[HopeHavoc]

Hello Kittens,

If you are here than you must want to know about the Kitten Army. We are an elite group of Kittens who strive to defend our fandom from all who would do it harm. (Okay, we don't really do anything but sit around and talk about how awesome we are but who wouldn't want to do that?)

Some perks of joining KA are a sexy uniform as well as a Please Ask, Please Tell policy regarding homosexuals in service.

Anyway, I'm General Hopehavoc aka Willowtree aka Willosoraptor. We've got Brigadier General Laragh, Major General FiveByFive, Lieutenant General JuLisa (our resident pilot), General Chief of Staff vampyregurl73 and Colonel Rachel.

If you would like to enlist simply state your intent to serve and we will assign you a rank within the army. (We're going from the top down so the sooner you join, the higher you rank) Remember Kittens, Miss Kitty Fantastico wants YOU!

[Laragh]

Okay I have no idea how to use photoshop, but until someone with actual skill makes one...

[img width=460 height=625]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1623/unclesamew.jpg[/img]

[KioNewgo]

I must say, Laragh's poster is very convincing .
Sign me up guys!

[Kessari]

*raises hand* I wanna join!

[Adsum]

Reporting for duty.

[edob]

can i be a stealthy jedi, cause social anxiety and chat rooms don't mix well for me

[KiWy]

*salutes* Meow me in !

[Yours]

I'm in! *salutes*

[Amberwitch]

Amberwitch reporting for duty! -salutes-

[KnightlyLove]

KnightlyLove reporting for the bombing squad

[HopeHavoc]

KiWy: Lieutenant Colonel

Yours: Major

Amberwitch: Captain

Kessari: First Lieutenant

KioNewgo: Second Lieutenant

Adsum: Chief Warrant Officer 5

edob: Chief Warrant Officer 4

KnightlyLove: Chief Warrant Officer 3

Welcome to the army, kittens. And never forget our slogan: Semper WillTarus. -Salute, fanfare and drum roll-

[angieb86]

Oooh!!! MEEEE!!!

Does this mean I can report for duty?


And Laragh...That poster totally needs to be made into a shirt...And I think that's gonna happen this weekend!

Picture will be posted on Sunday!! Lol

[Nue]

hey sign me up!!!!!

I couldn´t see the pic, but I´ll put that on a shirt ASAP!!! LAragh, honey, can you upload that somewhere else?

[Ariel]

Ariel, reporting for duty, Ma'am!

[liv1701]

I'm new to this board. Is the Kitten Army just made up of people who are fans of W/T? If so, I definitely qualify.

[HopeHavoc]

Angieb86: Chief Warrant Officer 2

Nue: Warrant Officer

Ariel: Sergeant Major of the Army

Liv1701: You're in. Welcome, Command Sergeant Major.

[sweet satin lover]

Is it too late for me to join in. I look good in uniform lol

[HopeHavoc]

Welcome to the fold Sergeant Major Sweet Satin Lover. Would you prefer to be addressed as Sergeant Major Sweet or Sergeant Major Lover? hehe. Though either would be a bitchin' title to wield.

I find myself partial to General Willosoraptor, myself.

[sweet satin lover]

Welcome to the fold Sergeant Major Sweet Satin Lover. Would you prefer to be addressed as Sergeant Major Sweet or Sergeant Major Lover? hehe. Though either would be a bitchin' title to wield.

I find myself partial to General Willosoraptor, myself.

Sergeant Major Sweet I think Yes both titles are grand Thank you Very excited x

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Me me me!!
So mad I didn't see this sooner... that's what I get for missing a day. Won't be making that mistake again!!

[edob]

salute

[HopeHavoc]

CrazyTaraWitch: First Sergeant

Edob: Master Sergeatn


Welcome Kittens. To see this group forming before my eyes, it makes me proud to lead this army into kittenish victory. *salute*

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Semper WillTarus

[SJ]

Put my name down too.

[HopeHavoc]

Welcome to the fray, Sergeant First Class SJ -salute-


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Semper WillTarus

[HopeHavoc]

Okay Kittens. It's time to mobilize. We have a call to arms.

It has come to our attention that there exists an extended kissing scene between Willow and Tara. The word "saliva" was used to describe the scene by Amber Benson, herself.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is simply this: Acquire the footage and make said footage available for the enjoyment of all.

This is a standard extraction job, people. A rescue mission, if you will.

We call it Operation Saliva.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr31SQ08rK0

-Salutes-
FOR KITOPIA!!!

[Nue]

ha, love the video, Brigadier General Laragh, ma´am, and I´ll do my best to fufill this assignment! maybe on buffy dallies?

oh, and btw, my therapist told me to do something fun during my free time (yeah, I don´t have much, but I´ll figure out ^^) so I was thinking about doing some recruiting posters ^^

[HopeHavoc]

Recruitment posters sound like a wonderful idea, Nue. I fully support, condone and commend your dedication to the cause. Kittens, take a good look, this *points to Nue* is what a good soldier looks like. Study well.

I wonder how big of an army we'd have to be in order for Joss to just relent and release it as a DVD extra or something. I mean, if demand is high enough, right?

[vampyregurl73]

Operation Saliva - adding to signature just doing my part to get the word out there, lol.

Awesome work Laragh, lol

[HopeHavoc]

To: All Members of the Kitten Army
Subject: Staff Memo Re: Kitten Army Motto

Body: The Kitten Army Motto, previously "Semper WillTarus" is officially being changed to "Semper WillTara" to avoid any confusion about the meaning as well as to demasculinize the translation to a more kittenish one.

Thank you,
General Hopehavoc

Ps. We're all aware that the battle cry is "For Kitopia!", yes? Once Operation Saliva is complete we can all lounge about the Kitadel and watch it in various states of repose.

[Mrs. Pineapple]

Oooh! Is it too late for me to sign up ma'am? I'd love to join you on the epic 'operation saliva' mission... For Kitopia!!