These are some of the “lesbian” movies that have been on television lately. I have rated each movie in three separate categories: 1) Lesbian Content, 2) Lesbian Clichés and 3) Movie Overall. Each category is rated on a scale of zero to five stars, with five being the highest rating.
1) For Lesbian Content, more is better, i.e., having a lesbian as the main character(s) is better than only a minor character(s), but either of these is better than just having lesbian writer/director/producer credit. For example, two of the main characters in “Bobbie’s Girl” are lesbians, played by Rachel Ward and Bernadette Peters.
2) Note that more isn’t always better – as with Lesbian Clichés. The fewer clichés fulfilled the better. I don’t rate one cliché as worse than another, rather, the rating reflects the number or degree of clichés (the lesbian dies/turns evil/was just experimenting /focuses on parenting). For example, the main storyline in “Bobbie’s Girl” is Bobbie “inheriting” her sibling’s child.
3) Finally, the overall rating specifically excludes the other two factors as a basis for the rating. So, it includes things like script, production value, cinematography and whether I liked it (or, if you prefer, general entertainment value...)
Aimee & Jaguar: *****/*/****
Bar Girls: *****/*/*
Better than Chocolate: ****/*****/**
Bobbie’s Girl: ****/**/****
Bound: ****/*****/****
But I'm a Cheerleader: ****/*****/**
D.E.B.S.: ****/*****/****
Dr. T and the Women: **/*****/***
Fire: ***/*****/*****
Further Tales of the City: **/*/****
Gaudi Afternoon - **/****/** Ms. Davis should be allowed only in a community theatre
Go Fish: *****/*****/**
Heavenly Creature: *****/ /***
If These Walls Could Talk 2 - *****/***/*****
Kissing Jessica Stein - *****/ /***
Monkey's Mask: *****/***/ no, this is not a typo, this movie is absolutely terrible!!!
Monster: *****/ /**** serial killing is as bad as matricide (see Heavenly Creatures)
Personal Best - ****/*****/** sorry, but Hemingway’s character is obnoxiously whiny
Serving in Silence: Margarethe Cammermeyer Story - ****/***/****
The Truth About Jane: ***/*****/****
Under the Tuscan Sun: */*/****
What's Cooking?: **/***/****