Hmmm,
OK having missed out on this thread, and having just seen a TV trailer for S-club

, I feel it's time to add my cinematic no-no's
S-Club:Seeing Double- Top of the list because it is my most recent addition to the "never again unless I am restrained, drunk and bribed" list of films. Truly awful - apologies to fans out there
Bounce - I liked Opposite of Sex which was written by Don Roos who went on to write this pile of poop, so I checked out Bounce ('starring' Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow) and frankly, like Captain Blackadder, I would rather have my tongue beaten wafer thin by a steak tenderiser and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop than watch this again

It was pants! And not in a nice sexy lingerie type way!
Antitrust - Peter Howitt, you will always be Joey from Bread, stop trying to direct films and be Alfred Hitchcock with 'surprise' cameos. Sliding Doors was passable (John Hannah saves the day again), Johnny English I have yet to endure, but Antitrust - Noooooo! What did you do to Tim Robbins??
Cruel Intentions 2 - My mate Andy made me watch it - I just want to hurt Amy Smart and take away any film career she may have (as for Cousin Beth pshaw!) - I'm sorry but ew bad bad film
Strangeland - Low budget horror that came out a few years ago starring Dee Snider from the band Twisted Sister as Captain Howdy (what kinda evil name is that??) as an Internet based serial kiler - weird visuals, dodgy SM devices used to kill and a truly gross scene of a women with her mouth sewn shut trying to scream and ripping her lips open - horrible horrible visuals, and I have never forgiven my mate Stu for suggesting I would enjoy it

Oh by the way, I am a big wuss when it comes to horror films
Halloween - As a film it is quite a good movie, well shot considering the budgetary constraints, suspenseful and possesses a true cinematic icon of evil in Michael Myers. However, as I watched it at university, and began to learn the psychology behind horror films (check out Carol Clover's essay The Final Girl - damn fine read) and just generally watch more and more of them, I came to loathe Halloween, in that it is the one film with the true power to terrify me!

I can't hear the theme without freezing - it makes my skin crawl and i hate it hate it hate it! Also have a thing for masks , and the white face gives me chills - yes yes I am a big wuss but I don't care dammit!
IT - Pennywise - clowns - nuff said
There are many many more films that I can't stand, but the thought of clowns and graveyards has now put me off compiling my list for a bit
Off to think happy thoughts now - where's my Matrix DVD gone? Oh Trinity.......
~Lou