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I'm officially OLD!!!!!
THE CLASS OF 2003
Just in case you weren't feeling old enough today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the Faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshman.
Here is this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1985.
They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and probably did not know
he had ever been shot.
They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
There has been only one Pope in their lifetime.
They were 8 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the Cold War.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Tianamen Square means nothing to them.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums.
The statement "You sound like a broken record" means nothing to them.
They have never owned a record player.
They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong.
They may have never heard of an 8 track. The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old.
They have always had an answering machine.
Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV.
They have always had cable.
There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA was.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
They don't know what a cloth baby diaper is, or know about the "Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial.
Feeling old Yet? There's more:
They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced by Sony.
Roller skating has always meant inline for them.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They have never seen Larry Bird play.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as W.W.I, W.W.II and the Civil War.
They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. (The correctanswer, by the way, is Ork)
They never heard: "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "De plane, de plane!"
They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. was.
Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are bands, not places.
There has always been MTV.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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"The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last."
-Willie Wonka
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"The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last."
-Willie Wonka
Urn of Osiris |
I'll just put it in a bubble and blow it away!!!.
Relax?! With three giant alligators knocking the house down?!?.
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"The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last."
-Willie Wonka
JJtheCool
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"Boogers are true."
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"Hard work often pays off after time but laziness always pays off now!"
I'm quite fond of ears. i got a dance ain't got no steps / i'm gonna let the music move me around
Needless to say, he never mentioned the Rubik’s Cube in front of me again. To this day, only my mother knows the truth. I think she was getting annoyed at my uncle too. Hey, does anybody else remember that Saturday morning Rubik’s Cube cartoon? I used to love the way he would say, “I’m Rooo-bik.”
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i'm thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned...
Sweetie, I'm a fag. I been there. - Tara (Dead Things shooting script)
A muscle cramp? in your. . . pants? - Tara (Older & Far Away)
I can scramble an egg, I won't eat it but I can scramble it. - Amber
I have no professional training. I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.-Sacha Guitry
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"Baby have you got to go away? Don't think I can take the pain. Won't you stay another day...?"~ East 17, sad but true
and
Forever “It’s just my imagination. Some people have flat feet. Some people have dandruff. I have this appalling imagination…”
The Seven Year Itch.
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"...the sharks got smarter."
I have no professional training. I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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