It's What's your personality disorder? MKF monday

[justin]

I just took a test to determine my personality disorder, and the results were worryingly accurate.



So I thought you might all be interested in discovering your own personality disorders. click me



My results were



Disorder Rating

Paranoid: Moderate

Schizoid: High

Schizotypal: High

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Moderate

Histrionic: Moderate

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: Very High

Dependent: High

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low



so I'm schizoid, schizotypal, very avoidant and dependant



but, hey, at least I'm not antisocial or obsessive-compulsive so, go me

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"There are some days that you just can't get rid of a bomb" - Batman: The Movie

Edited by: justin at: 10/18/04 11:36 am

[tarawhipped]

Good thread Justin! I love these quizzes, not that I do them all the time or anything, or am overly concerned with their outcomes, or have to do them cause I have no friends or goals or direction... Anyhoo, here's my list (I feel kind of boring now, actually)



Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Moderate

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Moderate

Histrionic: Moderate

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: High

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate



I did have to look up the info for 'avoidant' since that was my one high mark. I loved this line in the description: "Often, they will create fantasy worlds to substitute for the real one." Nope, doesn't sound like anyone around here!



-Cameron

[Krazy Dreamer]

Hey Justin, great idea! I love personality tests, and disorders are even more fun to study. Me, OCD? Imagine that. Anyway, here are my results. I thought I would be a little more narcissistic and paranoid, but it looks like I'm improving in the avoidance area. So, YAY!



Paranoid:         Moderate        

Schizoid:         Low        

Schizotypal:         Moderate        

Antisocial:         Low        

Borderline:         Low        

Histrionic:         Moderate        

Narcissistic:         Moderate        

Avoidant:         Moderate        

Dependent:         Low        

Obsessive-Compulsive:         High

"Some men see things as they are and say,'why?' I dream things that never were and say, 'why not?'"

- Robert F. JFK

[Jennpurr]

Baby, you're obsessive compulsive? We cannot have that! Stupid test. How wude!



Hee...



JK!



These tests are very interesting indeed. The answers they come up with are sometimes over the top, but... it's still fun.



Here's mine:



Paranoid:         Low        

Schizoid:         Low        

Schizotypal:         Moderate        

Antisocial:         Low        

Borderline:         Low        

Histrionic:         Moderate        

Narcissistic:         Low        

Avoidant:         Low        

Dependent:         Moderate        

Obsessive-Compulsive:         Moderate





Love you, baby!



Jen

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"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable." ~ Christopher Reeve

[LunaMuses]

Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Moderate

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: High

Dependent: High

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low



High avoidant and dependent. go figure Xp moderate schizotypal: "They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow."



lol, legitamitely accurate, I'd say

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics!" - Benjamin Disraeli

[Warduke]

Here's mine...



Paranoid: Moderate

Schizoid: High

Schizotypal: Moderate

Antisocial: Moderate

Borderline: Moderate

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: Moderate

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

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[urnofosiris]

Man, this test sucks. I failed in every catagory. No way I am less at anything than you Brian.





Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

[justin]

Well so far it seems that I'm the person with the most highs, and the only person to have gotten a very high.



I win, I win



What do you mean having a lot of highs isn't a good thing?



As to the comment about schizotypal people using overly elaborate speech, I feel inclined to say that I find that statement to be not entirely inaccurate.

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"There are some days that you just can't get rid of a bomb" - Batman: The Movie

Edited by: justin at: 10/18/04 1:57 pm

[dynarb]

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: High

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate



OC? Me? Since when?? And Historonic....hmmm, maybe a little bit...

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Tara: You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun."

- Restless



Amber Benson Accolade

Edited by: dynarb  at: 10/18/04 2:13 pm

[Gatito Grande]

I think I can prove I'm the least sane Kitten here (there's a shocker! )



Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: High

Schizotypal: High

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: High

Narcissistic: High

Avoidant: Very High

Dependent: High

Obsessive-Compulsive: High



Moderate? What's "moderate"?



GG Very pleased that the test did NOT make me check "What sex are you?" Of course, that might have contributed to me being rated so wacky! Out



I could get upset w/ these results . . . however, I've decided I'll just avoid those implications!

[skittles]

avoidant?? you?? nah!!

skittles

Prepare the child for the path, not the path for the child.

When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt

Edited by: skittles at: 10/18/04 2:53 pm

[cattwoman98111]

Garfield, it appears that Brian beat us both. Go figure.



Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

[Patches]

Right here's my run at things ...



Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low



I answered all the questions "truthfully." Of course, all those question have a qualifier: Very, often, always, etc ... so here's how to manipulate a psych test. Answer the questions, if you ever have the feeling/experiences etc mark "yes" ... Then, ask to retake the test(read the full question carefully) and if you don't "always" or "often" or "very" anything ... mark "no," And play the, 'what disorder shall I have today game.' Language is such a fun thing to play with



I answered the questions truthfully, and the results were so *totally* wrong!

Our wedding vows: Life Love Everlasting, Always Intertwining. - Sunday June 27, 2004 :)

[BytrSuite]

heh, I don't think I'm quite this bad.



Paranoid: High

Schizoid: Moderate

Schizotypal: Very High

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Moderate

Histrionic: Moderate

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: Very High

Dependent: Moderate

Obsessive-Compulsive: High





I sure kicked Brian's ass. G, pfft, no contest. I'll have to try your "fun with qualifiers" game, Patches.

________
Bender: Y'know, I was God once.
God: Yes I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

[seurat]

I got a moderate in narcissistic and a low in everything else. Doesn't even put me in the running, sadly.

"Life's complications and frustrations/they disappear when the music starts playing/I found a place where it feels alright/I hear a record and it opened my eyes/do you remember what the music meant?" - Speakers Push Air, Pretty Girls Make Graves

[tybee317]

This was interesting and reminded me of my psych clinical



Has anyone taken the HBDI test by Hermann International, it is an in-depth test that probes (love that word) your personality and your career choice.



Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

[Kieli]

Ok after reading mine, even I am frightened of me:

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	High
Schizoid:	Moderate
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	Moderate
Borderline:	Moderate
Histrionic:	High
Narcissistic:	High
Avoidant:	Very High
Dependent:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

Time flies by when the Devil drives.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

Edited by: Warduke at: 10/18/04 8:05 pm

[StrangeQuark]

I should probably be eating a few pounds of pills per day from the looks of my profile...



ETA: Justin-- Schizotypes never use polysyllabic profundities.



Paranoid:High

Schizoid:Very High

Schizotypal:Very High

Antisocial:Low

Borderline:Moderate

Histrionic:Moderate

Narcissistic:High

Avoidant:Moderate

Dependent:Moderate

Obsessive-Compulsive:Moderate



-SQ = So Qwazy?

Edited by: StrangeQuark at: 10/18/04 6:56 pm

[xita]

Brian, I cannot believe you didn't come out obsessive compulsive! You lied, I hope you checked the "i lie" option on the test.



I am amused by the competition going on in this thread lol.



Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Moderate

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Moderate

Histrionic: Moderate

Narcissistic: High

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Moderate

Obsessive-Compulsive: High

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"Trust is a risk masquerading as a promise."

[Warduke]

Nice to see so many people who are screwed up



Damn I'm not even the most messed up mod

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Firefox: One Browser To Rule Them All.

[livingshadow]

Three very highs!!! Yikes...I'm scary!

I knew I had issues...but damn!

Help!

LOL!



Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: High

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: High

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Very High

Histrionic: Moderate

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: Very High

Dependent: Very High

Obsessive-Compulsive: High

[maudmac]

Interesting.



Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Moderate

Histrionic: High

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: Moderate

Dependent: High

Obsessive-Compulsive: High



I could make jokes, but I think I'm depressed now.

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when i hear music it makes me dance

[mscheckmate]

My results:



Disorder | Rating:



Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate



God, I'm so boring.

In the evenings I shall read to you while you work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then we shall go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl...from "Sisters," by Lynne Cheney

[WickedReds]

my results:



Disorder Rating

Paranoid: low

Schizoid: low

Schizotypal: moderate

Antisocial: low

Borderline: low

Histrionic: low

Narcissistic: low

Avoidant: low

Dependent: low

Obsessive-Compulsive: low



apparently i'm schizotypal...

thats just strange.. i have a little studder, but people understand me...*shrug*I'd rether be narcissistic...no, no..ummm paranoid



Edited in... i took the Dante's Inferno test too... I'm in the 6th level of hell...

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Low

Level 2 | Very High

Level 3 | Low

Level 4 | Moderate

Level 5 | Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High

Level 7 | Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge | High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

i'm : -->



-reds



my banana dances for smut

Smutbunny Anthem: *sung to tune from Goldfinger* Smutbunnies...they'e the bunnies, the bunnies that love the smut...and Willow's butt. They surf for smut fiction...always lookin' for the next naked sweaty fix...of Tara's tits.- Written By Cameron(tarawhipped) For Us Smut Bunnies

Edited by: WickedReds at: 10/19/04 11:20 am

[robotguru]

I scored low on everything.



A bit suprising considering there were a few answers that i thought would up at least one of them.

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There can be no rainbow without rain, you cannot know true happiness until you know sadness first.

[kukalaka]

Low on everything so I took the Dante's Inferno Test linked there in hopes of getting something more interesting:

Quote:

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

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Hey, I said I don't believe in God and I'm GAY. Shouldn't that count for something?



But then, the company isn't all that bad...

[robotguru]

here's my Dante test results

Quote:

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Purgatory



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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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Ok, i said i'm gay, i masturbate, i haven't been to church recently (i don't feel i need a specfic time and place), i enjoy violent videogames and yet i still got purgatory? Last time i took this it was level one so i dunno what i've done different lol.

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There can be no rainbow without rain, you cannot know true happiness until you know sadness first.

[Jinx]

Wow, I guess I'm really messed up. Its all my parents fault, I swear!



Disorder         Rating

Paranoid:         Low

Schizoid:         Low

Schizotypal:         High

Antisocial:         Low

Borderline:         Moderate

Histrionic:         High

Narcissistic:         Moderate

Avoidant:         Very High

Dependent:         Moderate        

Obsessive-Compulsive:         High

[Gatito Grande]

Um, is there a link on this thread to the Dante's Inferno test? Because I'm not seeing it.*



GG I really love Dante: would love to learn to read it in the original Italian someday . . . Out



*And it's making me paranoid and histrionic!

[RoseWitch]

Hehe here's mine...I know I'm messed up! and it's not my fault truelly...ehhe..i thought it funny they didn't have something about being depressed...I'd get very high for that...blah..



Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Moderate

Schizotypal: Moderate

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Moderate

Histrionic: Moderate

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: High

Dependent: Very High

Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate



-Muse aka Witchy Rose