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African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby Gatito Grande » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:50 pm

Hey Kittens:



I though it might be fun to list the most outrageous things we've ever seen online (whether email, website, discussion list, etc.).



My nominee(s) are these spams I keep getting from various "African billionaires" who, in return for a teensy bit of help (involving me telling them some account # of mine!), are prepared to "deposit $3.2 million in your name ASAP!" :rofl



I know, I know: these frauds really aren't funny, when the gullible get taken. But c'mon! No habla Common Sense? :geek



What other outrageous things have you seen online?



GG Need we mention "body part enlargement"? :lol Out



WT permutation: what outrageous thing online would :willow be tempted to believe, until :tara pointed out its bogus-ness (and vice-versa)?

Gatito Grande
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby justin » Sat Dec 13, 2003 2:19 am

I get lots of emails like this. Recently it's been ones telling me I've just won the south african lottery, funny I don't even rememember entering.



A variant of the one GG mentioned was one from a lawyer representing the son of a deposed african general. Apparently he has a load of money tied up in a foreign bank account and wanted my help getting it out. ( for which I would receive a share)



The reason the son couldn't get the money himself? Simple he was being tried for crimes against humanity :eek Doesn't exactly inspire confidence.



Another was a security update supposedly from Microsoft which began "dear friend" and went on "there is many virus in the internet", Oh yeah that's really from microsoft :P





I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
- mad world

justin
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby WebWarlock » Sat Dec 13, 2003 6:02 am

Well apparantly my manhood is not as big as it could be. And it seems everyone but me knows this given the amount of email I get on it! ;)



Looks like I am goning to have to spend my hard earned millions from that African prince fixing that.



Warlock

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Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby Yelowsub » Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:25 pm

What about those emails from porn sites that even I think are to kinky. Grandparents teaching their grandchildren about sex :::shudders:::

Yelowsub
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby Tempest Duer » Sat Dec 13, 2003 4:17 pm

Those are pretty awful.



The best (or worst) strange email I got was apparently a bunch of guys who felt that the cops had screwed them over and wanted revenge, but also wanted for their organization, "No niggers, broads, queers or kids." I think there were more various offensive terms as well, but I deleted it so I don't remember all the details.

Willow: Hey Buff. One more thing. Buffy: Yeah? Willow: I’m gay. Buffy: Okay, Will. Xander owes me ten bucks.

~Remember to Breathe by Yellow Crayon

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Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby Rosenberg » Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:56 pm

Yes, I just received the African billionaire message yesterday. All I need to do is give him my bank account number. Yes siree…



I also keep getting these weird emails at work almost every day about how I can have more explosive, prolonged orgasms and increase my penis size by ordering this particular enhancement supplement. Well, I really don’t have any need to increase my penis size, thank you very much. I keep deleting the message, but in another day or two it comes right back under a different senders name and it keeps getting through our filters at work.



Edited by: Rosenberg at: 12/13/03 7:59 pm
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A message for Rei.........

Postby Repost Moderator » Sat Dec 13, 2003 10:38 pm

Originally posted by Vizier Mountian






(whose yahoo ID is amberisagoddess)-we swapped e-mails but when I e-mailed you the e-mail bounced. Please could you provide me with a means of contacting you that works?



To the mods-I'm really sorry if this is not allowed, but I have no idea how to contact Rei in any other way and cannot find her amberisagoddess public profile.



I told Rei I would write a story but cannot make contact because AOL is acting up. :(

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Re: A message for Rei.........

Postby justin » Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:21 am

During the recall thingy in California I got a number of messages from one of the candidated saying how he was going to send the national guard to the mexican border in order to stop immigration.



Recently I got a message which started "This is our most advanced pen" then there was an html comment filled with garbage. I was trying to work out why they were telling me about a pen when I noticed that after the comment it went on "is enlargement drug" :sigh



I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
- mad world

justin
 


Re: A message for Rei.........

Postby urnofosiris » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:10 am

I had to stop using my hotmail accoint due to the amount of spam I was getting, not even the spam filter could stop it from flooding my inbox. For years I got little to no spam in my yahoo account, but that is changing. I guess my addy is finding it's way on whatever spam lists are out there because the amount of crap in my bulk folder is increasing. Not much yet, but I am sure it will rise steadily, unless that no spam law and such gets through and will help. I did receive a mail from some African dude once who kindly offered me millions of dollars if I helped out. I wonder who would fall for something like that. Apparently some people do, I saw a program about it on TV somewhere this year and some people actually got ripped off this way.

urnofosiris
 


Re: A message for Rei.........

Postby FantasticMissKitty » Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:05 am

In the UK, a few days ago it became illegal to send spam from any UK email account! Like that is going to stop anything!! Has the Britsh govt not noticed its called th WORLD wide web! what is going to stop Brits sending Spam abroad or even routing spam via overseas accounts back into Britain! The British Govt is soooooooo stupid!

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Re: A message for Rei.........

Postby maudmac » Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:31 pm

I'd be happy for a Do Not Spam list to go along with the Do Not Call list. Spam sucks and makes me angry.



I've noticed something weird. I have a hotmail account that I use for crap. I used to get 30-40 spam mails a day in there. But a couple weeks ago, I noticed the page where you check your mail there looked different. And since then, I've probably gotten a grand total of about 10 mails. What's up with that? Some days there's not a single one. I'll never get to see that Paris Hilton video now! :cry And my poor non-existent penis is very upset, because it really wanted to be bigger.



(Sarcasm is fun!)



Anyway, but I'm now getting a lot more spam at my real email addresses. Not 40 a day or anything, but more than I used to. Sucks!


i got a dance ain't got no steps  /  i'm gonna let the music move me around

maudmac
 


Re: A message for Rei.........

Postby Yelowsub » Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:54 pm

I used to have a lot of problems with my hotmail account where I would get so much spam that if it wasn't cleared out every 3 days it would overflow. I never have an empty inbox, I always save emails, I even have binders for email from certain people since I don't have an unlimited amount of storage space in my inbox. But enough about my nerdiness.



Over the summer my brother and sister told me that I should unsubscribe from everything that comes my way, every email form someone I didn't know, every junk mail, even if you have to unsubscribe 10 times or more. I've had to battle a random virus every now and then but after a month or so the number drastically reduced and now I can go 3 or more days without getting any spam mail.



I still have other problems like I'll write up really long messages and then people will reply saying that the email was blank. And once I sent out a simple email on a thursday morning, Friday late night I was sitting watching a movie with the person I had sent the email to and in the middle of the movie the sound wave went off saying that he had recieved new email. My message... grrr hotmail, why am I still so loyal to you?

Yelowsub
 


Re: A message for Rei.........

Postby FantasticMissKitty » Tue Dec 16, 2003 8:36 am

Dear Vizier Mountain...



I was reading thru Inward Eye and i found some of Rei's poetry-her ID is ambersagoddess not amberisagoddess...



Hope that helps...



Kitty

:kitty

"i keep thinking 'Okay, that's the cutest thing ever.' And then she does something cuter and completely resets the whole scale" - Willow



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Re: A message for Rei.........

Postby jixer » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:49 pm

Hello Kittens-



I would say the thing that made me want to scream was the E-mail from my local WB outlet that asked me to watch Buffy in Season 7! I was about ready to go back to ink and quill after that.



Jixer

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Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby Patches » Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:34 am

This is a new one that arrive hot off the cyber press this morning in my business account inbox. It's sad that people get trapped by this crap. A couple of business men in my city actually did get screwed about 5 years ago when the scam first started via fax.



Apparently people get sucked in because they answer the e-mail (or fax, as it originally started) on a lark thinking they have nothing to lose. The scammers suck people in by actually sending small amounts of money (a couple grand) to 'open' the account and make things look legit. Then they start asking for money for this and that to facilitate the transfer of larger amounts of money, and eventually it spirals out of control. Anytime someone gets suspicious, 'good faith' money appears, but never equalling what was paid out.



On another note ... I've also noticed a marked reduction in Hotmail spam in the past few days. I read a while ago that they were improving their spam filters, can't believe Microsoft actually followed through on something it promised. I'm only getting one or two pieces of spam a day, where I used to get 30 or more. I use Hotmail as a public account for the web.



*********

From: Peter Cole Telephone: 0031-630353886

Email: petercole130@starmedia.com



Attn:



Soliciting For Business Venture and Partnership.



My name is Peter Cole Chairman of contract award and monitoring committee of Ministry of Urban and rural development ,my duty as empowered by the Mauritius Government is to provide the basic amenities,social recreational activities in urban and rural areas,This programm includes assistance to deprived Local communities and to co-ordinate projects and development at the national level, Furthermore, from this projects we have been able to secure some reasonable amount of U.S.$21.8m(Twenty one Million Eight Hundred Thousand U.S.Dollars Only)as commision from various Contractors resulting from over invoicing ,hence all the necessary approvals has been completed.





These approved fund is now packaged and despatched through a security company for onward delivery to its final destination. These fund are first deposited into a vault security before we arrange for its movement to Europe through diplomatic channel using decoy purporting that the fund belongs to an expatriate/company , as we are Government officiale ,we are not allowed to operate/own foreign bank account,Hence we need you to stand as the beneficiary and claim the fund on our behalf from the security company.



Presently I am now in Europe to search for a reliable person/company of high intergrity /dignity and one with conscience who will claim this fund on our behalf as the beneficiary,and we have agreed to give you 25% of the total sum as commission for your assistance/effort. And 5% will be used to settle every expenses incurred. We will use 70% to invest under your recommendations and guide and to go into joint venture business with you.



I would greatly appreciate your assistance .Also you call me on my telephone number for more briefing 0031-630353886 as I look forward to your response as soon as possible. And send to me your private telephone number for easy reach.



Best regards,

Peter Cole







_________________________________________________________

www.latinmail.com. Gratuito, latino y en español.



***********



Peace!!

Patches





ETA ... WOO HOO I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich I tell you!! Lookie this - two offers in one day!!

(I knew I shouldn't have wasted that wish on money - this is what I get! :angry - :lol )



Quote:
FROM Toure Djakaridja

ACCOUNTS OPERATION DEPARTMENT,

FINANCIAL & SECURITY BANK CORP LTD.

ABIDJAN COTE D'IVORE(IVORY COAST)

EMAIL: dtoure00@ondikoi.com





Dear Sir, I am Toure Djakaridja, a staff in accounts operation department of

FSBC Bank Plc, ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE(IVOIRE COAST). I have urgent and very

confidential business proposition for you. I got your contact from the world

trade center (W.T.C.) regional office in ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE the details of

my intention was not made known to them. On June 6 1998, An oil consultant

contractor with the ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE National Petrolum Corporation,

Mr.ABDUL MAMAN, made a numbered time(fixed) deposited for twelve calendar

valued at US$6,000,000.00 (Six Million united states dollars) in my branch.



Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but

got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from

his contact employers COTE D'IVOIRE National Petroleum corporation that

Mr.ABDUL MAMAN, died along with his family in plane crash. On further

investigation, I found out that he did not leave a WILL and all attempts to

trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation

and discovered that Mr.ABDUL MAMAN, did not declare any next of kin in all his

official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork. This sum of

US$6,000,000.00 is still sitting in the Bank and the interest is being rolled

over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will come forward

to claim it.



According to the ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE Law, at the expiration of 6 (six)

years, the money will revert to the ownership of the COTE D'IVOIRE Government

if nobody applies to claim the funds. Consequently, my proposal is that I will

like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr.ABDUL MAMAN, so

that the fruits of this old mans labor will not get into the hands of some

corrupt government officials.



This is simple, 1. I will like you to provide me immediately with your full

names and address so that the attorney will prepare all the necessary

documents and affidavits, which will put you in place as the next of kin to

this fixed deposit.



2. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting all the necessary

documents in your favour for the transfer. 3. A bank account in any part of

the world, which you provide, will then facilitate the transfer of this money

to you as the beneficiary next of kin of Mr.ABDUL MAMAN. The money will be

paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for

you. There is no risk as all the paper work for this transaction will be done

by the attorney and my position as a staff of this department, guarantees the

successful execution of this deal. If you are interested, please reply

immediately via the private email address below or up. Upon your response, I

shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help

you understand the deal very well. Please observe utmost confidentialit, and

rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us

because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply via e-mail below you can also feel free to call me

for more clearifications on my telephone number below or up.



Thanks and best regards,



Mr.Toure Djakaridja



____________________________________________________________________

** Get your free E-Mail account at http://WWW.DIGITELONE.COM **






You know I've heard about people like me. But I never made the connection. They walk one road to set them free, And find they've gone the wrong direction. But there's no need for turning back 'cause all roads lead to where I stand. And I believe I'll walk them all No matter what I may have planned

Edited by: Patches at: 12/18/03 7:31 am
Patches
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby justin » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:42 am

I just got an email wihich had a subject line of "Saddam Hussein has escaped" which turned out to be an advert for generic viagra



I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
- mad world

justin
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby xita » Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:26 am

Ok, but who has fallen for one of these? I mean they keep doing it so it must work on some level.

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"Hard work often pays off after time but laziness always pays off now!"


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Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby justin » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:06 pm

well the problem is it's so cheap and easy that you can send out a few million of these sort of emails and you don't need many to succeeed (probably only a fraction of a percent) in order to make a profit. Anyway as the saying goes there's a sucker born every minute.



I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
- mad world

justin
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby justin » Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:56 am

Lately I've been getting a lot of very strange spam. It's not trying to sell me anything or teling me how I can make millions, it's just a series of random words.



Unless there's some sort of subliminal message encoded in the email, I don't know what the point of them is.



Postel's Prescription: Be generous in what you accept, rigorous in what you emit.

justin
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby urnofosiris » Sat Feb 28, 2004 3:16 am

What words, have you copied them? I don´t know if I have gotten spam like that, thankfully I still get very little spam on the address I use most nowadays and I never open them because I don´t know whether they are virus infested. I stopped using my hotmailaddy because I got like a 100 spam messages a day, and that was just what got through that so called spamfilter.

urnofosiris
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby justin » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:08 am

I thought about including one of the messages but decided against since if there was some subliminal message I might be responsible for everyone on the kitten board suddenly going out and buying generic viagra or penis enlargement patches.



The last message I got like this had the subject Re: Your Order has been sent and the text was



Quote:
prolific his ballet witchcraft

midpoint appellant physiotherapist colloidal degum sylow divisive funeral

apprehension miocene colonial confirm seq bull calendar coffer bryophyta mice




:wtf

Postel's Prescription: Be generous in what you accept, rigorous in what you emit.

justin
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby urnofosiris » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:33 am

Quote:
I thought about including one of the messages but decided against since if there was some subliminal message I might be responsible for everyone on the kitten board suddenly going out and buying generic viagra or penis enlargement patches.




:laugh Well I do have the urge to go into town now, but I had that before I read your post. However, if I buy anything outside my budget I will blame you. :D

urnofosiris
 


Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby maudmac » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:34 am

Weird. I've gotten some of those. Heh, at least they have real words. Here's a paste from another one I get sometimes:

Quote:
uldzxa ieqkia pohho, kmax, ndpkd . hqz pzeaf kpw, emqmab, ndy . qbwb siyrq swqzs, ooj, dcg . fhuj zzgx opm, ifcab, zux . kiinkq qxpz rakof, gtn, yrpam . wlggt wggrw gxixz, oevu, iiy . xaq wbw wmbc, say, zhy . cmfxgf ogmog edfai, mjgg, ifbi . bjqpq vyzmgn mpgpw, zau, ial .


I've always thought spammers did that just to make sure there was text in the message, to fool spam filters or something?


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Re: African billionaire shares $ w/ me! Wknd 12/13-14 MKF

Postby justin » Sat Feb 28, 2004 6:07 am

Maudmac, you're right. I just took a look at the message in html format and it turned out to be an advert for generic viagra. So mystery solved.



Postel's Prescription: Be generous in what you accept, rigorous in what you emit.

justin
 


Re: Reverse-scamming

Postby kukalaka » Sun Feb 29, 2004 5:32 am

The following recently was Link of the Day on Userfriendly (highly recommendable site btw.):



"Well, What's the Bloody Point? is a site that maintains an attempt at reverse-scamming these fine folk. Some of the accounts are hilarious."



I've only read the first 2 so far, and that guy even got the scammer to send him money :laugh


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or indirectly, give them effect.

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Re: Reverse-scamming

Postby urnofosiris » Sun Feb 29, 2004 10:24 am

Thanks for the link Kukalaka, that was hysterical. :laugh





urnofosiris
 


Re: Reverse-scamming

Postby Lt Sticks » Tue Mar 02, 2004 4:56 pm

ARGH OMG how many times have i had that blasted African guy wanting to "give" me 5 million dollars? GRRRR! It makes my blood boil.



Other spam things that do my head in are those chain emails that u have to send to 15 ppl otherwise ull never shag again, and the penis enlargement...heh. Oh and the "Sticks, give your girl multiple orgasms!"



~Sticks





EDIT: GAH! Guess what i just got in the mailbox? YES! Another "give me ur acc details so i can give u fifty million dollars" email! Am i a magnet for these, or do i have something like gullible and sucker for a scam" above my forehead *wails*

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Edited by: Lt Sticks  at: 3/5/04 6:32 am
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Re: Reverse-scamming

Postby maudmac » Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:15 pm

Check this out, those people are doing this shit on the phone now, too. I hadn't heard of them doing it any other way than email, so imagine my surprise when we started getting a lot of calls where I work.



It starts off with someone you'll probably think is an operator asking you to hold for a "relay call." I thought I was talking to someone who was deaf, so I was doing my best to be patient and helpful. They wanted to order thousands and thousands of dollars of stuff to be shipped to Nigeria. :wtf



I was, like, "No, no, no, we can't do that. Don't call us again. Bye." That doesn't stop them, though. They keep calling back, trying to get someone to give them more information. What will happen is they'll try to pay with a couple different credit cards, all of which will be declined. Then they'll say, "Hey, I don't know what's going on, why don't you just give me your checking account number so I can wire the money straight into your account." :spin



Obviously, this scam is a little bit different from those email ones, at least in that it targets businesses and does so by phone, but its objective is the same.



I can't believe people fall for it, but some people must. No doubt it's lucrative for the scammers. If they call a hundred businesses, you can be assured that they'll be able to get account numbers from at least some of them. Part of me thinks, Hey, if you're stupid enough to be giving your information to strangers on the phone... But I realize that there have to be so many people out there who have no idea this scam even exists and they're likely to think they're lucky to making such a large sale. Heh, they'll find out just how large a "sale" they've made when they find their accounts cleaned out.


I have no professional training. I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all.

maudmac
 


Re: Reverse-scamming

Postby justin » Sat Mar 06, 2004 2:17 am

that reminds me of another scam where they fax someone what looks like an invoice but with a note at the bottom saying something like, "this is just a mock up of what one of our invoices would look like."



Of course you've got the person in the accounts department with maybe a hundred invoices that need to be paid for so they write out the check for it without reading that it isn't realy an invoice.



About giving your details out over the phone. A few months ago I got a call offering me a 90 day free trial of some insurance. Not being someone who finds it easy to say I sort of went along with it, until they asked for my bank account details. Had I been someone who actually has a spine I probably would have asked why they need that if it's a free trial, surely they only need my bank details if I decide to continue the service. Instead I decided to just play dumb and said I didn't have them to hand. The woman calling very helpfully pointed out that I could get my account number from my bank debit card and that she'd hold while I went to get it. At which point I hung up. I'm pretty sure that this wasn't a scam but that makes it worse since it shows there are legitimate company's who expect you to just give out your personal details over the phone.





Postel's Prescription: Be generous in what you accept, rigorous in what you emit.

justin
 


Re: Reverse-scamming

Postby Lt Sticks » Sun Mar 07, 2004 2:03 pm

god the scams get even more despicable..now im never trusting any phone calls now :p

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